good employee

Guide to a Good Employee

Chapter 1 – Listen Up

“Get Back to Work”

1. Always listen to the Boss

Options

• You have no choice

2. Worship your Boss/Know your level

Boss

Bottom of the Food Chain

You are Here E

3. Always be Punctual

If you are late

Time is Money

You DEAD!

4. Don’t Stand Out

Which one doesn’t belong?

Which one doesn’t belong?

You get the idea

“We hate competition”

5. Never Question the Boss

Boss says “Yes” Just Do It

Boss says “No” Shut Up

Questions

Chances of you being fired

Anger

The Anger Curve

6. Leave!

When it is time to go

go Go GO!

or else

You’re trapped orz

7. Work Work Work

The Work Equation – 2 definitions

1. F = MA Motivating Forcing a mass into acceleration

Work = 8 hours + overtime (When the boss wants you to work 8 hours)

He really meant

2. 8 hours x 6 = 48 hours

Note: Since there is only 24hrs in a day, BETTER WORK TWICE AS HARD

8. Payday is when your boss have a period

Payment To

Employees

Payment To

Contractors

Payment To

Associates

Less investment capital

Less return

Less money for the boss

Boss cries, Goes on a spending

spree

Less Bonuses

9. Don’t be too loud

Like a Ninja

10. Flex Hours

Standard Work Hours: 8hrs + lunch

That’s 15 hours of freedom. Your boss will have a heart attack

With flex hours, you choose which period to rest!

1am to 5am?

2pm – 4pm?

11pm – 1am?

As long as you work the other hours, you have the freedom to choose when to rest continue!

Fin

If you have questions – revert to slide 7