dan schneider: what nickelodeon's good burger would look like in 2016

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I F Y O U L I K E D T H I S P I E C E , V I S I T: D A N WA R P. C O M

With nearly 600 episodes produced to date, Dan Schneider and his production team at Schneider’s Bakery are the breadwinners behind some of Nickelodeon’s favorite programs. Schneider’s Bakery helped launch countless careers from All That’s Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell to Victorious’ Ariana Grande.