connor trojan war

Trojan War

By: Connor Opheij

Aren't you happy about the peace party were going to have with the Trojans?

THIS HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND!!!!!AND WHERE’S MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!

RUN FOREST RUN!!

UGH Where am I going.

That stupid prince has kidnapped my wife. Find my brother and send three thousand ships to retrieve her.

I didn’t kidnap her.

Hey!! What's that. I think were at Troy.

We made it!! And were not dead. Nothing can stop us now.

Lets try to climb over. It doesn’t look too bad…

Thought you said nothing could stop us.

Ugh we might have to find another way in.

I have an idea.

I figured as much since theirs a giant light bulb over your head.

I didn’t know we had light bulbs.

Ha!! They are pretty stupid to let us inside.

Oh right…by the way…what’s that smell?!?!?!

AND THERE’S NOTHING STUPID ABOUT AN OFFERING TO THE GODS.

WELL THEY DON’T EXACTLY KNOW WE ARE IN THE HORSE.

Ha we are going to destroy them now that we are inside!!

TEN YEARS OF WAR AND TRAVEL ARE OVER AND QUEEN HELEN HAS BEEN RESCUED.