computer it jokes part 4

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Part 4

Top Jokes

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QUESTION

What is a computer virus?

ANSWER

A terminal illness.

QUESTION

Why was there a bug in the computer?

ANSWER

It was looking for a byte to eat.

QUESTION

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer

keyboard?

ANSWER

The space bar.

QUESTION

Why would it be good if Microsoft built cars?

ANSWER

You could restart them to fix the problem.

Question

The computer guy told his boss that the computer can now perform half his job for him.

ANSWER

The boss answered that he needed 2 of them then.

QUESTION

Tech Support: "Which format are the images you

send?"

ANSWER

Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."

QUESTION

Why was the non computer guy confused when he was told to

press Control Alt delete.

ANSWER

He didn’t have a third finger for the last button.

QUESTION

Why did the new computer users computer not work

after he cleaned it.

ANSWER

Because he used the bathtub to clean it.

QUESTION

A funny email from a friend

ANSWER

CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?

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