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Me on Halloween
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Soccer Nerd
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2008-Mary Ellen Matthews-NBC
Fancy Glamour Lady
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Alethea McElroy
Weirdo on Roller Skates in a Wig
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Me with Flowers
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Kickass White Denim Suit
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That’s Don Fey and my mom Jeanne
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Don Fey’s Painting
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Don Fey and little me
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A picture of my Husband on our Honeymoon
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Beauty experts in the 1970s declared the shag the “most
universally flattering haircut.”
I think this picture proves them right.
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Courtesy of BUST Magazine, Photo by Ramona Rosales
The best Photoshop job I ever got was for a feminist magazine
called Bust in 2004.
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2008-Mary Ellen Matthews-NBC
Photoshopped Picture:
Nose thinned. Glasses made less awesome. Grimace inverted. Digital wig swap. Teeth added. Neckline artificially lowered, no cleavage found.
Lawn chair removed and sold at yard sale.
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Ferguson & Katzman Photography-Halo Images
Unphotoshopped Picture
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Episode 118-30 Rock-NBC
Tracy finds out he is a descendant ofThomas Jefferson.
The relative stress levels of various jobs
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Episode 111-30 Rock-NBC
In case you were wonderingif 30 Rock would ever be
a commercial hit ....
Gerhardt Hapsburg was played by Paul Reubens.
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2010-Dana Edelson-NBC
Picture of me not resembling Dina Lohan.
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2005-Dana Edelson-NBC
Picture of me not resembling Janice Dickinson.
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2010-Dana Edelson-NBC
Picture of me not resembling Barbara Pierce Bush.
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2008-Dana Edelson-NBC
Don’t forget to check out the included video of the full sketch!
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Here is a now-historic photo of my friend Michael’s
pirate ship cake.
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2008-Dana Edelson-NBC
I think Amy would want me to say she’s very pregnant in this photo.
Katie Couric Interviews Sarah Palin
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2010-Dana Edelson-NBC
The Vice Presidential Debate
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2008-Dana Edelson-NBC
Weekend Update Prime-Time Special with Will Ferrell
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Alethea McElroy
This is the pictureI’d rather they show
on the Emmys when I die.
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Jake Chessum-Time & Life Pictures-Getty Images
Senator McCain and I posed together for this
“get out the vote” cover of Life magazine.
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For reference, this is the swarthy little babyMamaw Pearline
was talking about.
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