back and unimproved the 2012 brownlow powerpoint wrap

Back and unimproved

The 2012 Brownlow PowerPoint Wrap

To be hosted by Aker and Hamish…

Until they found something better to do…

Firstly, the favourites with the bookies

And then there’s always the late plunge

Now I’ve established this as a classy endeavor, let’s get on with it…

Cotchin’s lady on the mend after Hamish McLachlan backed over her

In In the pairing from porn name heaven…

Steele Sidebottom and Lauren Longstaff

Chappy has a trim for the night

Five minutes later, a new woman and the beard’s grown back

Yep, more quality from The Age

Chesty Bonds 1pk. $16.95 at K-Mart

Scotland and Shetland

I intended to pass comment on this

dress, until I saw a 1000 yard stare Martin Bryant

would be proud of…

Form a queue, bitches…

“I promise, if I poll well tonight you won’t have to wear my BBQ apron next year.”

Stiffler’s Mom makes quick recovery from attempted suicide…

and straight back into the limelight and the healthy sport of bitching about people…

My wife's got a face like a saint - a Saint Bernard.

Impregnated by Aaron Sandilands…

Definite caesarian coming up

Look what you’ve done, Will Minson!

Lucy Cornes used to be hot…

Now I await threats from The Chad…

Look mummy, I got a banana!

1920’s glamour paired with 1960’s TV

Clue #456 a Gold Coast bogan is evolving:

Doesn’t take stripper to awards dinner.

At the Persian Carpet Liquidators everything has to go this weekend!!

Pendles’ missus finds a use for his old 10 speed handlebar grip

Seriously, just fuck off.

Kennedy and Colombian smoker…

just don’t piss off the in-laws, mate.

Woewodin sneaks in for his yearly free plate.

Fingers crossed the kid looks like her…

You get the impression if Chris Mayne didn’t play AFL he’d be a

lonely virgin, living at home, making snarky power point shows…

I smell mothballs

Sniff, sniff…

Front runners don’t get to motorboat

Karma

Memo to Hird: Shell out for a stylist. It’s clear from this dress that Bomber can’t do everything.

Guaranteed not to have a cavernous vagina

Someone’s up with all the gossip outside the school gates.

Being generous the AFL gave Melbourne a table.

Still couldn’t outpoll Jobe Watson.

LOL

And the votes, as given by known fashionista, Robbo…

1 vote: Murphy with a new one on the arm.

I like the red, reminds me of some of my favourite

tomato sauce stains

2 votes: Sheeds and wife

For me this is sentimental because I’ve

never been known to ‘say no’ to an old boiler.

3 votes: Sloane

The type of girl who’d make me stop waving my hands all over the place and slide them under the 360 desk while Gerard

sets the agenda.

That would be an interesting case study, Robbo.

Here’s your Brownlow, Jobe…

Now let’s talk about everyone who’s died recently.