a drunken misadventure

A Drunken (Mis)Adventure

by David Boland and Jack O'HigginsBy David Boland and Jack O'Higgins C13417278 C13537803c13417278@mydit.ie c13537803@mydit.ie

What's My Name Again?

• A girl, recently turned 18, has hit town and perhaps celebrated a bit too hard. As a result, she can no longer recall her name. Through the din of the Club, she hears hints such as "Cat", "Tree" and something about "Sodium".

• Can you deduce the girl's name?

Solution:

• YES! Her name is:

Catriona!

Alcohol+Texting=Bad

Having successfully recalled her name, Caitrionaborrows the phone of a passerby. Miraculously, she has managed not to lose her phone but she

has spent all her credit drunk texting her ex.

It's 3am and Caitriona's mother wakes up to this bewildering text. Can you help her decipher this

garbled message?

Solution:

TRANSLATION:

Mom I don't have any money for a taxi. Can you pick me up? I think I'm on GRAFTON

STREET.

Ensembly Challenged

Caitriona's mother travels to Grafton Street but it's too packed and she is unableto find her. Knowing her husband possessess a photographic memory and that

he was caught snooping in her room earlier (for reasons best left unexplained), she calls him and asks him to look in her wardrobe and tell her what she is currently

wearing.

Can you look at the following two pictures and see what Caitriona chose to wear last night?

Can You Figure Out What Caitriona Wore?

Solution:

• The clothes she wore are circled!

The End

• Now knowing what Caitriona is wearing, her mother finds her and warmly reminds her that if she pulls this sh*t again, she'll

be cutoff and she can go live on the street for all she cares.

• And they all lived happily ever after...

Thanks! You helped find Caitriona! Now remember don't drink, smoke or do

drugs!