AN IMMUNOLOGIST

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aAgar

Scientists use Agar Jelly to grow bacteria in petri dishes

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Beanie

The Beanie is primarly a stament of identity , the memberhsip to the Im-munology philosophy. They are not required to be worn at all times, but certainly at Immunology events, they are traditional costume.

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Communal Comb

The immunologists share one comb between themselves, in order to pass each others bacteria to one another.

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Dirt has so much beneficial bacteria in it, Immunologists use this in many things.

Dirt

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eEar buds are a common offering, passed through immunologists, ear wax is greatly valued in the culture.

Ear bud

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Fungi

During decay, new chemical com- pounds are produced which cause the brown color; and these are deemed to be ‘superfoods’ in the immunology diet. Different species of fungi cause this rotting , these being, Penicillium glaucum, Botrytis Vulgaris, and Oil- ium Fructigenum. These precious sub-stances are idolised.

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Gloves

the outsider glove are provided for human interaction. The human does not have to touch the hand of the immunologist however, the immunologist can still take the bacteria from the hand, as the glove has a scrubbing texture.

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Hair strands are also a common offering, passed through immunologists, and is greatly valued as hair carries so much bacteria.

Hair

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Immunologist

The term ‘Immunologist’ is used to describe a member of this sub-culture and refers to their goal of strength- ening immunity by en- hancing and spreading the body’s bacteria.

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A thick turtle neck is used for public interaction to mask the smell.

Jumper

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This is the only utensil used by the immunologists, and it is not used for pre-paring food but to cut things like a lemon,onion for natural wellbeing etc.

Knife

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A natural disinfectant.

Lemon

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Marmite is yeast based a major component in immunologist diets. It con-tain antibiotic-resistant bacteria , in keeping with immunologist ideology.

Marmite

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Nail clippings are also a common offering, passed through immunolo-gists, and is greatly valued as they gather so much bacteria .

Nail

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OrangeOnion

The orange is used around an imunologists dwelling, to freshen the place up, the onion is used to make an immunologist cry, the tears are then rubbed into the skin, which is good for keeping the faces skin healthy.

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PeaceThe Peace lily, is a beautful plant, that is used every month to air out an immunologist dwelling, and get rid of any harmful toxins.

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Quinoa

Quinoa is a healthy grain, that is used as the only carbohydrate in the immunologist diet.

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Rain

This is the only water that the immunologist uses, for drinking and washing. This provides the most natural bacteria that is so beneficial for the body, untouched by mankind.

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Strawberry

Strawberries are a main part of the immunologist diet, because they clean the teeth, as the immunologists do not use any products.

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Tissue

In the mind of an immunologist, it is seen as a kind gesture to give a used tissue to another being. It is seen as an effective way of spreading bacteria.

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Underwear

The underwear of an Immunologistis made from a light airy material, specif-ically design to make them comfortable.

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Vacuumsealed

These jars are specifically design for clothing and to keep all of the bacte-ria and smell in. The immunologists come and smell the clothes, to find out which outfit they would like to wear for that day The clothing is stored in a 37 degrees cupboard, to enable bacteria growth.

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Wool

Wool has the most absorbent fibers of all fab- rics. Wool fabrics can absorb up to 30% of their weight without feeling heavy or damp , permitting the wearer to continue training without distraction or unnecessary weight. Dirt naturally ‘sits’ on the fabric, allowing the immunologist to easily extract the cumulated bodily secre- tions and bacteria post-exercise via distillation.

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Xan-thorhiza

These plants contain the compound berberine, which gives the roots a yel-low color, and have been employed inherbal medicine, which the immu-nologists use a herb, if some sickness become to unbearable.

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Yeast

Yeast contains antibiotic-resistant bacteria , as so many immunologists seek yeast based food, in keeping with immunologist ideology

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zinc

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ZincZinc is used to protec the immunologists skin from the sun