Welcome Pokemon fans to an All My Children Special, today we follow our hero baby machine as she ventures forth to the tropical

location of the Kanto region, the Orange Islands. Home of the Orange League and numerous references to Pokemon of the then

unknown Johto region. She needs to find some vacationers to share in the joy of baby making so let’s get going shall we?

Whimsy: Oh can I really leave all my babies at home to fly off to the Orange Islands paradise? I feel like such a bad mother…

It’ll be fine. Off you go then.

Whimsy: But, Banette I feel so guilty…

To put it another way: What happens in the Orange Islands, stays in the Orange Islands…

Whimsy: What is this? This isn’t a hotel…

No, this is your new family beach house: the Battle Chateau (formerly the Brickstone Chateau).

Whimsy: How can we afford this?

Tucker is only useful for job hopping and career topping now…and you had eighty grand just lying around so happy vacation.

Whimsy: You were right Banette, this is fun.

Just don’t dig up a Krabby… (hehe)

Whimsy: I have type advantage so I’m not worried about that.

Whimsy: No Krabby…

Aww…ruin my Pokemon joke why don’tcha…

Whimsy: Sorry Banette…

No worries, you have five days to find one and get the required fifteen vacation mementos, oh and find a man to create Baby K with

and then get the Voodoo doll…

Whimsy: I thought I was here to relax Banette, not work.

Whimsy: The view is nice though. What ship is that?

The SS Tidal? I don’t know…whatever the sunken ship was called in Hoenn before they renamed it to the Sea Mauville for ORAS…

Whimsy: Hoenn? I thought we were still in Kanto.

It’s universal referencing…and go back to digging.

Whimsy: Fine…

Cute castle though.

Whimsy: Thanks. It was fun to build, probably more fun to destroy though.

Indeed.

Anyway, time to roust the ghost of Captain Dregg…and rob him blind of all the stuff in that cabin.

Whimsy: Fairy types have an advantage over Ghosts Banette. And I know Moonblast…

Good, good. Rob that cabin then.

Whimsy: That’s a strange Ghost type…

Captain Dregg: Damn tourists, does no one respect the eternal resting places of fearsome pirates anymore?

Whimsy: Can you teach me to sing now?

Captain Dregg: I should be charging admission fees for this…y’arr.

Whimsy: So you wanna be a master of Pokemon? Understand the secrets and have some fun…do you have the skills to be number

one?

Captain Dregg: We all live in a Pokemon World, put myself to the test to be better than all the rest…

Whimsy: Hey this is fun, I like this song.

Captain Dregg: Y’arr…I do too. When me and me old friend Chatot got going everyone joined in. I miss that little parrot…*sad sigh*

Whimsy: I’m sorry. He must have been a wonderful companion.

Captain Dregg: Aye, he was…

Whimsy: Okay, I beat up the Team Aqua wannabe, can I go now?

Sure. We have a map to use.

Whimsy: Ooh, hidden treasure? I’m in!!

I guess, it could be useful for seducing baby daddies…go get it.

Whimsy: Why do I have to fix this crap?

Gotta work for that reward dear. And watch out for Rotoms in disguise kay?

Whimsy: *grumblegrumble*

Whimsy: Yoo hoo? Any Rotoms in here?

Wash Rotom is actually a washing machine not a dishwasher…but who really notices?

Whimsy: I still have type advantage over Wash Rotom. Water/Electric verses Grass/Fairy, yeah I win.

Whimsy: Am I almost done?

Just the leaky tub and then stand there and do nothing. If you do something you waste the trip and get nothing for your

efforts.

Whimsy: Well that’s a downer…

Whimsy: Ooh present!!

Witch Doctor: Shiny lady do good, shiny lady fix busted ass crap. Have special gift.

Whimsy: Why thank you!! I’ll treasure it.

And Banette is a happy Ghost…Voodoo Mickles is so useful for lots where I haven’t placed a Sim Blender on for breeding with those NPC’s you can’t touch

like Unsavoury Charlatan…*coughspoilercough*

Whimsy: So what is this place?

The shrine of the Great Mankey…he likes shiny coins and beating the crap out of you.

Whimsy: A Fighting type huh? Fairy also rules over that.

Yes, yes Fairy is a very useful new type we get it.

Whimsy: Oh Great Mankey, accept this offering of a shiny new Poke dollar coin. And I wish that the rest of my trip is actually going to be fun and not

more work in disguise…

You may get that wish, we have a few more mementos to get. Like a hot stone massage and the hula. And of course learning to Fire

Dance.

Whimsy: But I’m a Grass type…fire hurts.

Whimsy: Do I really have to play with fire?

Only if you let it burn you…

Whimsy: *is scared*

Get to it. Memento is needed.

Whimsy: Well it’s not on fire, that’s good I guess.

Fire Dancer: As if I’d let an untrained noob like you use fire.

Whimsy: Thanks…

Fire Dancer: Insurance rates for this job are sky high as is.

Whimsy: I think I’m getting the hang of this.

Good for you. Banette is happy.

Whimsy: Yay!

Whimsy: Well, almost got the flippy tossing part down…

Fire Dancer: Eh, you’re getting there.

Nice tats though, they look neat.

Ughh, finally. Tracking down an islander who would actually do the HULA took the entire vacation to find.

Whimsy: This is a nice hotel.

Yeah, you have a much more awesome house. And no badly coordinated tourists with sandal socks either. *shudders*

Whimsy: This is nice…I like the slow movements.

And you picked it up quickly too…*is impressed*

Whimsy: Thank you Banette!! I’m quite proud of it.

Whimsy: Hula-lula-loo…I can dance better than you!!

Orlando Clone: Ughh, what?

Bowl Cut: How do you do that?

Debbie: I think I get it…sorta…

Whimsy: Now can I go home?

Sure, I guess…we have twelve hours left.

Whimsy: Ahh, now this is relaxing.

You’ve earned it. Sunbathe away.

Whimsy: ZZZZ…

Happy baby maker is happy.

Whimsy: That was a lovely vacation, but I miss my babies. And I thought I heard something weird when that strange guy in the top

hat wandered onto one of those lots.

Hmm… I wonder why… *snerk*

Whimsy: And I even painted a wonderful scene for home.

Wow, it’s worth over seven hundred Poke dollars…way to go you.

Whimsy: Of course, I have nothing else to do but paint masterpieces.

See you back home in Desiderata Valley.

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