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Againn is an online card-free common loyalty service with the catchword “No Conditions Apply”. We let you score points on your purchases, and (the fun part!) redeem those points at any store you want. So you don’t have to keep a track of your points at different stores and you can use them up whenever and wherever you wish to! We anticipate profitability by 2042 – by then we should be retired; someone smarter might take over and jack-up the commissions. But don't take our word for it: see what the online community has to say!

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First of all because we made it goddamn easy for you, it saves u a lot of money and doesn't cost a dime. If you are still not convinced, let us try our time-tested formula, "Register now and something nice will happen to you in the next 90 seconds. Share this with 50 friends, by the lord's grace you will find your soul-mate in next 24 hours. Please don't ignore, it really works" :D :D

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It's a lonnng 3 step procedure:

1. Grab your phone 2. Key in 080 3919 3939 3. Now call. (Don't worry, it is a toll-free number and the call automatically gets disconnected after one-ring)

That's it. You are done.

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Did you register with us? If no, you need to do that first! If yes, remember we stored your no. to our records, and sent you a pin? That's all we need! We will get the information of the points you earned directly from the retailers, and don't worry the retailers did not agree to tell us what you shopped.

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All the point-to-rupees and point-to-percent discount conversions really baffled us. The plotting-tracking is too much math. So we just made it 1 point equals 1 rupee. Now we are taking credit on this by calling ourselves straightforward, innovative, transparent and all.

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Registered with Againn and all set to begin? Cool! Login from Againn website using your mobile number and pin. Go to the earn points tab and shop as usual through any of the listed merchant websites. If you make a purchase, you will be billed by the merchant website and we will give you your Againn points. You will receive an sms confirmation too.If you wish to redeem your points, read the next Q&A. No pain no gain. Kidding! Just enter the amount of points you would want to use up, we'll do the processing.

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You have reached the fun part! Awesome, login to Againn and go to the redeem points tab. You have two options here. One, choose any of the merchant websites listed, shop and enter the number of points you would wish to use up. You will quickly know your discount because 1 Againn point is always equal to 1 rupee, remember we did this smartest thing? ;-) We will do the processing and give you your coveted discount! Enjoy!Two, if you happen to find all those listed websites wretched and useless, don't worry, we have a variety of coupons from different merchants. Just convert your points into coupons worth your points. Example, you have 100 points, buy coupons worth rupees 100. There will be no conditions on them and you can treat them as freshly minted cash!

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We send that sms just to look cool, because anyway you can always login to Againn and get all the info on points you earned/used in the 'my account' tab.

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Forever. Who are we to take them back? You earned them!

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Zero! Because it is so much fun when this annoys our competitors.

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You can pay for your orders using whatever options the retailer website provides. Most of the partners do not accept cheques, money orders, uncut gemstones, or goodwill.

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No. You can't have it all. You have to share with the other boys and girls. Gosh! some people…

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Nope! We are never taking any money from you, just giving you the privilege to pay less.

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That raises another question, do you want more discount? Because Againn discounts would never affect your existing offers, and anyway, there is nothing like enough discount, the more the better! Feel free to use Againn over and above your other coupons and points.

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Holy crap, yes. We are not going to jail for you. That being said, privacy is a serious issue. We do not store much information other that your phone numbers and an account of your points. We will make an official promise once we get a lawyer, money, and probably guns - since we provide Againn for free, we don't have any of these as of now.

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While coming up with names, we wanted to give out a message that this service will make people visit again n again. Add to it the fact that we wanted to include something like profit, gain or safe. We wanted something creative, something ingeniously genuine, saucy but voguish, vivid and intuitive. After cogitating for hours together, we concluded that this is all beyond us. Againn meets our requirements as a matter of fact. Another option was ‘Score’. Our best friends vouched way too much for ‘Score’ and suggested we call our campaigns “Score Here!”. We knew those wicked scamps should never be trusted.

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When you have a start-up, you get to choose colours, we like yellow so yellow it is.

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Yes, they copied our idea 2 years before our launch. Anyway, next time you see their office, throw a stone at it and run away. We'll give you 50 extra points for this kind gesture .