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Brisbane: "A Picture, It’s Worth A Thousand Words"

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Preface ToAero-PictoNymphsOxy's Pictorial Oxymania

“Howdy Dowdy diddle um-day1” I, Oxy greets you again. The raison d'être for this tome is toexplore pictorially the Air dwelling and exploiting Nymphomanians in all their splendor, wonderand varieties. To so pictorially amaze, educate, flabbergast, shock, jolt, “ironize,” and entertain youin the oddest areas and ways, though here in a mostly PG13 manner. (If not, electronic “pasties”and/or, hopefully, relevant, interesting and/or amusing “overlays” have been strategically, yetdiscreetly applied.)

I’m still Oxy (short for Oxymoron), not Peter, Paul & Mary’s playful little Leatherwing Bat, but aboastfully Sharp (OXY) & admittedly Dull (MORON) bovine eater of hay and haywire. Not anauthor, but a slurpper and parodier of all tasty and/or chewy written and pictorial concepts anditems that have a devilish tang of contradiction, conflict, inconsistency, incongruity, irony,‘Double Entendre’ &/or opinion. Thus, my aim is to figuratively sharply & dully recapitulate,reassemble and/or reanimate such by slurping in & spitting out prime tasty tidbits, at times cheweddown, paraphrased, photoshopped and/or edited for fit, flow or flabbergastation, as: "What's theuse of a good quotation if you can't change it [Dr. Who]?”

The concept of a picture being worth a 1000 or 10,000 words does not appear to go all the way backto Confucius, as some profess, but is traceable as far back as 1862 to the novel by Ivan S. Turgenev,Fathers and Sons: "The drawing shows me at one glance what might be spread over ten pages ina book." Then in March, 1911 newspaper editor Arthur Brisbane, in the context of promotingStreetcar advertising, advised the Syracuse Advertising Men's Club to "use a picture, It's worth athousand words." This was followed a decade later by Frederick R. Barnard asserting in theDecember 8, 1921 issue of Printer's Ink that "One look is worth a thousand words", and again byhim in the March 10, 1927 issue of Printer's Ink where he inflated this concept to “One picture isworth ten thousand words."

Now, now, I, Oxy, do not stand hostage for the quality, obviousness, quip-free nature or actualscholarly classifications of the included items. That’s yours to chew through and muddle over.Some may be shown here to “showcase” others and/or for “completeness.” Enjoy! And pleaseforgive any imbalances with sexual or worldly innuendos. But, unlike you and my scribe, as aeunuchized Ox, not provided with a harem to guard and/or udders to suck and chat up, I know littleof such matters. Perhaps, that is why I find words & pictures, instead of cows, so TITillating, sosexy . . . . Butt enough “B.S.” (or is that O.S.?)! Let’s sink our teeth into this moronic meat loafand get to the jugular of the matter, so all of my vain slurping shall not have been in, or miss the,vein!

1 From Peter, Paul and Mary’s “Leatherwing Bat,” whose "500 Miles" has been identified as being taken from an old Rosh Hashanah“Areshes Sifaseinu … Litvish niggun,” [Lithuanian Jews religious “humming tune”], "an oxymoron.”See Oxy’s companion tomes Morons Guide to Oxymorons, Volumes 1, 2 & 3.

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IndexPrefaceAngel GrottoAngel SpyAngelicAngelic ViolinistAngels Hang Up Wings - On Vacation - Laid OffAphroditeBatgirl & RobinetteBatgirl's RobinetteBelieve!Bell, Books & CandleButterfly NymphsCan We, Angel?Chameleon Fairy Caught Mid-ChangeCharmed AngelsDark SideDew FairyDoughboy Angels Seeks aMUSEment!Drinking From The Fairy CupDrone AngelFairy - For The BirdsFairy Bare On BearFairy Fairly CaughtFairy Light Guides The WayFairy Skin DeepFallen AngelFlighty Painted LadiesFlower Fairy PollinatingFreya, GoddessGolden Fairy Of The TowerGoosed Goose GalGreen Fairy Absinthe Ahh!Green Fairy Absinthe BannedGreen Fairy Absinthe Re-BornHairodynamicsHorny AngelI Still Believe In Fairy Tales - Tammy WynetteJust A Little Punch - Peter PanLady Fairy Contemplates LadybugLilithMini & Maxi FairiesMushroom ManiaMy Angel's Little AngelNatalie Portman's Peter PanNephalem, Spawn Of Angels & DemonsNirvana In UteroPassion Play - Megan FoxPeterina Pan Attached By ShadowPeterina Pan Subduing ShadowPregnant AngelsQuick Change BoothRed FairiesSad FairyScarlett Angel

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SpiderwomanStar FairySuper SelfiesSupergalTop Of The SixesTuran - Etruscan Goddess of Love Bearing PerfumeUp A Tree Fairy With A Pet SnailVintage AngelWitchWonder Woman - Linda CarterWonder Woman - Oops!Xmas AngelZali, Zoftig FairyIndexThat's Not All Folks!