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A night and a day in Vientiane From eating buns to shooting guns Text and pictures by Jonathan Ramael
Vientiane, Laos is often described as
somewhat of a dusty, peaceful little city,
completely incomparable with the raging
metropolises other Asian capitals tend to
be: a nice and quiet place to spend some
time, as long as you don’t want the day to
be all too exciting. It’s an easy image to
agree with once you’re there. There are
some busy parts of course – don’t expect a
city with 750,000 inhabitants to feel like a
rural village – but most of it is quite relaxed: children playing on the street, people enjoying a
beer in the shade of their terraces; even the tuktuk drivers aren’t trying to attract potential
clients all too aggressively. But is this all there is to it? I refused to believe that. Every city has
its secrets: interesting places where the locals go. No lonely planet or tourist map will point
them out for you. All you need is enough time to discover them. Time though, is always a
precious resource when travelling for work. That’s why I decided to get some inside help.
Introducing MICE-People
MICE-People (www.mice-people.com) is a
DMC based in Laos, run by a young team of
dedicated Laotians and long established
expat travel professionals. They’re the first of
a kind in the country, and they do everything
in their power to show the world Laos is a
prized, standalone incentive destination or a
fantastic highlight during a bigger trip
through Southeast Asia. When I started
mailing with Mr. Laurent Granier, GM and
co-founder of MICE-People, my request was a simple one: ‘I have one free evening and one
free day in Vientiane. I would like to see as much of the real city as humanly possible. I want
to find out about off-the-track little venues, eateries and activities that really capture the
local spirit, but are also useful to someone looking for an incentive activity’. A couple of days
later, I found myself holding onto the back of a little scooter, after Laurent and his two
colleagues Jean-Yves and Vithaya picked me up at the hotel for a nightly city drive. It would
turn out to be an evening of interest.
The MICE-People team
A secret war that never ends
Our first stop was more shocking than fun, but
it’s the most essential one to make for a better
understanding of the country. Laos has a history
often drenched in pain. One of its most recent
dark moments was the Vietnam War. Although
officially neutral in the conflict, Laos was the
battleground of a terrible secret war between
the USA and the Vietcong. The now legendary
Ho Chi Minh trail through the Laotian jungle
was the key logistical artery for the North Vietnamese army. As a result, Laos is still known
today as the most heavily bombed country in the world. More than half a million American
explosives (including cluster- and phosphorous bombs) were dropped here: an estimate of
one ton of explosives for every Laotian man, woman and child alive at the time.
A lot of these bombs didn’t explode on impact and are still making casualties today. Dozens
of people are killed or maimed by them every year. This is where COPE comes in: a non-
profit organisation founded to help the victims of these hidden killers. COPE funds training
for physiotherapists, attracts international donors and covers the cost of prosthetics and
rehabilitation. The COPE visitor centre tells the story of these horrible events honestly and
openly. You’ll see improvised prosthetic legs made by villagers, and even household objects
made by scrap metal from bombs. It’s a harsh testament of the horror of war and it shows
us, once again, that it’s always the innocent bearing the brunt of the suffering. COPE also
offers hope though, embodied for example by the joy of the wheelchair basketball team
playing in the hall next door. The COPE centre is an important visit in Vientiane, especially
for medically oriented groups. More info on: www.copelaos.org.
Kickboxing in the slums
The rest of the evening would – luckily – prove to be more
joyful. As we rode our scooters out of the centre, the roads
became increasingly shabby. After a while, asphalt made room
for dirt and dust. We were now officially in the back alleys, far
from any hotel or hostel. It was in one of these shady little dust
roads we found the strangest venue. Unexpected, genuine and
truly Laotian: The Sikhai Muay Lao Kickboxing School. It
reminded me somewhat of the training hangar in the first Rocky
movie: punching bags hanging all over the place and a big boxing
ring in the middle. All around us were youngsters, as well as tiny
neighbourhood girls and boys who could probably floor me in an
instant. They might not be training in the prettiest of dojos, but
their mentor wasn’t an amateur. Before spending his days teaching his passion to the local
kids, Kampanath participated in the 1980 Olympics. Sikhai is available for demonstrations or
training sessions – you can even participate. It can also be used for drinks, receptions and
betting on fights if you have an adventurous group looking for some genuine local flavour.
A local night with local food
The rest of the evening consisted of riding our little scooters from one authentic eating
venue to the next. Our first culinary stop was a true local institution. Everyone living in
Vientiane knows exactly where it is, and the only time it isn’t packed is when it’s closed. The
name of this crazily popular eatery? KFC! Khouvieng Fried Chicken that is, named after the
street it’s in. The chairs are made from plastic, the portions are generous and you can order
the national dish to go with it: tam maak hoong, a spicy green papaya salad. Satisfied and
with greasy fingers, we continued our adventure through the magic that is the nightly Lao
kitchen.
After a stop at Khao Ji for a French baguette with
pork pâté and spring onions, we took to the main
treat of the evening: the That Luang night food
stalls. Since there are next to no supermarkets in
Vientiane, locals tend to head to these night
markets after work to do their daily shopping. This
one in particular is a gem, with carnival stands,
games and a playground for the kids: completely
off the tourist track but very popular amongst
Laotians. We were probably the only Westerners there. The variety of food and drinks is
abundant and the options go from ‘tasty’ to ‘holy mother of God, who in his right mind
would ever eat this!?’ I enjoyed some of it. Nam van was nice, a sweet drink made from
coconut milk mixed with variable ingredients. The minced pork rolled in lettuce leaves was
good too, and even the
pork skin was tasty
once you forgot what it
was. One thing I could
not face to eat though,
was the infamous
steamed egg with a
chicken embryo still
inside. Vithaya tried one in my name and concluded – quite
logically – it tasted like ‘yummy yummy eggs and chicken’.
Although his wording was tempting, I opted for a cold beerlao
instead.
Various types of nam van
Vithaya and the embryo egg
If you can look past all the baby-eating, visiting the night market is a very pleasant
experience. MICE People organises tastings or group challenges here. Actually all of the
eateries can be combined in a GPS or ‘QR Code’ Smartphone-based treasure hunt. Less
adventurous groups can of course enjoy an alternative experience in a closed venue of
choice. The dishes would be the same, but prepared by the staff of a professional restaurant.
But still, who’d go for a boring replica if you can dig your carnivorous teeth in the real deal?
Cock-a-doodle-doo little chicks!
Exotic treats all well and good, but at the end of the day all you really want is some ice
cream. And guess what I was having next? A Pei is a little family run place almost impossible
to find by yourself. They specialise in homemade ice cream, served on sweet sticky rice.
Mine was made from flowers. It was extraordinarily delicious. Before going for our last drink,
we ended our eating frenzy at some food stalls on Hengboon Street, buying more
smoothies, juices and Laotian cakes. I ended the night with a full tummy and a better
understanding of Vientiane, but more was yet to come the next morning.
Croissants and Crickets
Our second day would lead us out of the city again,
so we were glad to take a Range Rover instead of a
scooter. Not before eating some French croissants
in Le Banneton though. One of the biggest cultural
influences the French left behind in Laos is a taste
for good bread and coffee. Vientiane is littered with
bakeries and coffeehouses, and Le Banneton is
probably the best one.
Next, we visited the huge Dok Mak Kai market, some 20 minutes out of the city. This is
another one of the improvised supermarkets for locals. You can buy almost everything here:
from household products to pieces of furniture to a massive variety of food and drinks. Most
attractive to me of course, were the weirdest types of food: from frogs to crabs to all sorts of
larva, maggots and insects. Since crickets look nothing like baby chicks, and also slightly
because I’m a very brave man, I decided to try one. They are actually not bad at all. They
taste a little nutty, like the peanuts you eat in a bar. As long as you can restrain yourself from
looking down while you eat, you should be alright. I did look. I decided not to have a second
one. My friends on the other hand, bought an entire bag of the little buggers. It’s never
wrong to have a snack on hand for later.
A snack that would come in handy, since our next stop were the
drifting restaurant boats on the Nam Ngum river, a tributary of
the Mekong. This is the place to go for a relaxing meal in the
broadest sense. You order the food on the shore, where they
cook it for you (because what would be the point of ordering,
right?). Then you get on a boat, take off your shoes and get
seated on the pillows around a low table, where you eat the
food while you’re carried upstream. You’ll pass a lot of nature
and several little fishing villages before the boatman turns the
engine off and lets you drift back to where you started. There
was no time for a full dinner though, so while I emptied my
bottle of beer, the rest of the gang happily ate the bag of bugs
until there were none left. Cheers!
Saying goodbye with a blast
Floating on our boat, the afternoon flew by. We
only had time for one last stop, and for once it
didn’t have anything to do with food. The Vientiane
National Shooting Range is the perfect place for
what every grown man secretly still likes to do:
playing GI Joe. There is a fine paintball terrain here,
but you can also shoot real guns (no, not at each
other) from small handheld weapons to an actual
AK-47 machine gun. Now, I am certainly not a gun
nut, and I’ve never shot a real one in my life. When
I see some redneck farmer yell about his right to
bear arms on television, I feel ashamed on his
behalf. But I must admit: standing there with a gun in your hand, taking aim and feeling the
recoil as you fire is quite exciting and addictive, especially if you’re actually hitting the target.
A surprise ending of what had been a surprising day. But, since I still had a MICE Fair to
attend, it was sadly time to say goodbye.
MICE People organises activities all over Laos and its neighbouring countries. They are not
limited to Vientiane. According to them, the capital is too often underrated and even
skipped by incentive groups. Nonetheless, it has a lot to offer, and can easily fit into a bigger
trip through Luang Prabang or Northern Thailand. For more info, check www.mice-
people.com or contact [email protected].
Interesting, but not mentioned in the text
The National Dojo “Budo Centre”: The perfect venue for martial arts lovers, built in 2009 to
host the Japanese martial arts performed during the SEA Games held in Vientiane. It can be
privatized and turned into a big event venue. Top athletes can give demonstrations while
your guests eat.
Makpeth: one of the busiest places in town for Lao food with a twist. It is seen as one of the
best restaurants in Vientiane. Because it’s an NGO-run property, you’re also helping street
kids get a qualification and professional experience in cooking, service and management.
Aria: A great Italian restaurant (with an Italian chef) in Rue François Ngin, in the very centre
of town. They have a prime collection of good Italian wine and Pietmonte white truffle is
often on the menu.
Jazzy Brick: A great, loungy place for cocktails and mocktails, right in the centre of town near
Nam Phou.
Saylom Yen Sinh Dat: A wonderful outdoor restaurant where you grill your own ingredients
on the metallic dome of a clay pot placed in the middle of your table. The Lao version of the
Japanese Shabu-Shabu BBQ.