a husband's prayer 大丈夫的禱告
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大丈夫的禱告
來源:《網絡小品》圖片來源:網絡
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有個男人已超厭煩每天都要去公司上班,而他老婆卻可以成天待在家裡 ...
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於是,他向上帝禱告說:「親愛的主,我每天上班投入八個鐘頭的時間,
但我的老婆卻只待在家裡,閒閒沒事做。 」
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我希望讓她知道我過的是怎麼樣的日子,所以請讓我們的身體交換!」
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上帝以祂無比的智慧,成就了這個男人的願望 ...
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隔天,這男人一起床就成了個女人 ~
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他一起床,就開始為他的伴侶做早點,再三去叫醒那些賴床的孩子們。
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回家路上,去洗衣店收送衣服,還要到銀行存錢,到菜市場買菜,然後回家把菜放一邊,還要仔細記帳。
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記完帳之後。他清了貓的砂盒,後來還替狗洗澡 ...
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然後時間已經下午一點鐘了,他趕快把棉被摺好,洗衣服,擦地板…
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餵完貓狗,他衝到學校去接小孩,然後還得和那些
越來越沒大沒小的孩子們一路上大細聲爭議。
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回家之後,他幫孩子準備點心和牛奶,讓孩子乖乖地做功課。
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然後他把燙衣袈擺好,一邊燙衣服一邊看肥皂劇重播,下午四點半,他開始削馬鈴薯,洗菜作沙拉烤肉餅,
為晚餐做準備!
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晚餐後,那個死不要臉的老婆,剛下班一吃完飯,就坐在客廳看起足球賽來!
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他則忙著整理廚房、洗碗,把收好的衣服摺好,哄小孩睡覺,
晚上九點,他已經累壞了,但是又擔心白天的雜務還很多沒做完 ......
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不管了,他終於衝上床想休息了,但這時,那個閒得發慌的老婆,
竟然還興致勃勃提議要「親熱親熱」。
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他心不甘、情不願,但還是努力裝得很愉快,設法不要抱怨。
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隔天他一起床,立刻靠著床邊跪下來,流淚跟上帝說:「主啊!我不知道我之前在想什麼,現在我知道我實在錯得離譜,
竟錯到去妒嫉我老婆整天在家!求求您,讓我們換回來吧!」
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上帝以祂無比的智慧,回答他:「孩子,我很高興知道你已學到了智慧,
而且,我也很願意把你們兩人換回來。
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但 ...你還要等二百七十九天,因為 ......
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「昨天晚上,你懷孕了!」