a black templars off day

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Daily Rituals of a Black Templar: 03:50: Morning Call to Prayer: Initiates awaken teir respecti!e "eop ytes from teir comforta#le slum#er on #are stone floors$ Tis often in!ol!es #uckets of ice water% !o&' casters playing ymns wit te !olume control kno# #roken off% or a power armor so( foot up te ass (epen(ing on te Initiate in )uestion$ Complaints tat tis awakening occurre( ten minutes prior to sce(ule( re!eille are met wit rea(mistration of te waking ai($ 0*:00: Morning Prayer: "eopytes are #erate( for teir percei!e( failings #y teir responsi#le Initiates% wo are in turn #erate( # y te +wor( Bretren% te +wor( Bretren  #y te Castellans% up to te Marsal wo #erates te entire ,leet ten swears a solemn !ow to an icon of te -mperor tat tey will (o #etter an( pro!e temsel!es worty #y sta##ing eretics in te troat wit teir swor(s$ Tactics may also #e (iscusse( an( or(ers of #attle issue(% assuming tey in!ol!e rusing ea( long at te enemy$ 05:00: Morning ,iring Rites: Te Initiates scool teir apprentices on te art of sooting &enos in te face wile simultaneously swinging a cainswor($ Tis sooting prefera#ly occurs wile rusing across te acti!e firing range in or(er to close wit te target an( it it wit te #olt pistol if possi#le$ 0.:00: Morning Battle Practice: Initiates inform teir neopytes tat if tey are (one  #eing cowar(ly welps tey may now a!ail temsel!es of a swor( wit wic to sta# sit$ /:00: Mi((ay Prayer: "eopytes are tol( ow poorly tey (i( (uring te morning e&ercises% any sense of pri(e or 1oy is roote( out$ Te Marsal lea(s te ,leet in prayer an( promises te -mperor tey will kill more tings e!en more rigteously tis afternoon$ /3:00: Mi((ay Meal: Te capter serfs pro!i(e col( c uts for te Broters2 en1oyment$ uncmeat is usually collecte( #y te serfs following eac #attle an( store( in te sips2 free4ers$ "aturally% "eopytes (o not get someting to eat yet as te Initiates insult tem for e!en assuming tey get to eat$ Te "eopytes soon learn tat te -mperor as a sense of umor wen te Initiates are informe( tat only +wor( Bretren on up a re allowe( to eat$ /3:/5: Ta ctical In(octrination: ocations of te !ital organs an( #loo( !essels of & enos species tat may #e encountere( on te current Crusa(e are re!iewe(% occasionally an Initiate will cuff is "eopyte on te #ack of te ea( an( reiterate 6es tat% you sta# tat retar($ 7ter tactics may also #e (iscusse( as long as tey in!ol!e inserting #la(es into tings$ /*:00: 8fternoon Battle Practice: Initiates attempt to kill teir "eopyte wit a power swor($ If te "eopyte is not (ea( in four ours e passes muster$ /9:00: -!ening ,iring Rites: "eopytes are instructe( in ow to operate ea!y an( specialty weaponry (roppe( # y teir responsi#le Initiate wen e a#an(ons it so tat e may swing is swor( wit #ot an(s to #etter kill sit or is eaten #y a monstrous creature wic e #ra!ely rea(:stupi(ly; trie( to skullfuck in C<C$ 0:00: -!ening Prayer: 8fter sort session of criti)ue an( #erating% te -mperors2 Campion lea(s a sermon a#out ow awesome te -mpra is an( ow muc =e wants tem to #ifurcate>(ecapitate te current eretics>mutants>&enos tey are figting wit  power weapons$

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/:00: -!ening Meal: 8 feast is ser!e( #y t e c apter serfs$ 8lco ol an( anyt ing t at asa pleasant taste will not #e consume( as t e -mperor looks (own on t ose t at en1oy life$

"o am#urger% no c eese#urgers% no frenc fries% no milks akes% no potato c ips? youwill (rink water (istille( from t e ,leet2s waste>reactor 8"D I@- ITA

/:30: "ig t'fig ting>4ero'gra!ity e&ercises: Initiates instruct t eir c arges on sta##ing

t ings #y t e glow of a power swor( an( ow to fig t in a 4ero'gra!ity en!ironmentwit out 1ump packs sta# foe% use corpse as a spring #oar( to assault anot er foe% repeat;$3:/5: + arpen your s it you incompetent% t e -mperor reser!es great (is(ain for t ose

t at kill eretics wit (ull #la(es$3:*5: ,ree time: T e Initiate is free to c allenge is "eop yte to a s ort (uel$ oun(seal #etter (uring sleep anyway$

00:00 Rest perio(: T e Initiate sees is "eop yte off to #e(% wit one last punc to t eface to elp im fall asleep$ T e +wor( Bret ren t en punc t e Initiates in t e face

#efore t ey retire for rest perio($

"ote t at t is constitutes a (ay off for a Black Templar$ 8 working (ay will in!ol!e 3

ours of rus ing monstrous creatures wit melee weapons$ "eop ytes are e&pecte( to pull #ullet sponge (uty so t e Initiate is not (istracte( #y little t ings like enemy gunfirean( t at t eir spille( #loo( will allow t e Initiates to gli(e on t e groun( to t eir enemy

faster;$