71 simple british slang phrases everyone should start

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71 Simple British Slang Phrases EveryoneShould Start Using

Sep. 28, 2013

By Nico Lang

Are you feeling a bit knackered or fagged today, internet, and need so et!ing to begobs acked by" #!en rest your $onked peepers on t!ese %1 si ple Britis! p!rases&co piled fro slang dictionaries '. So e are co on, so e are out of use, but all oft!e you (ill (ant to start using i ediately. )retc!en *ieners once ad+ocated t!ate+eryone start saying fetc!,- but don t stop t!ere. /on t be a tosser. se t!e all.

And ust re e ber be +ery careful (!en you ask a Britis! person !o( t!eir fat!er is.ou kno( not (!at you re asking.

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1. Any road: used in place of any (ay,- pri arily used in t!e nort! of Britain.

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2. Baccy s!ortened (ord for tobacco6- also, (acky backy- eans ari uana.

3. Barmy cra$y, insane6 al(ays derogatory.

7. Bender derogatory ter for !o ose ual, like poof.- &Note ou probably s!ouldn tuse it or you ll get slapped, but it s (ort!y of note for gi+ing Futurama a +ery different

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9. Biggie ter c!ildren ig!t use to describe feces6 also, an erection.

:. Bits ‘n Bobs +arious t!ings. &; a ple


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17. %rusty (ragon a piece of snot or booger.

19. (a$t %o' a +ery stupid person &See also *a$$ock.-'

1:. (og s Bolloc#s e tre ely good or fa+orable, great

1%.(og s (inner to be dressed nicely or look dapper.

18. (on#ey s )ears ages, as in !a+en t seen you in ages>-

1?. *agged disturbed, bot!ered or interrupted &; a ple f one (ere studying for a test,one (ould not (ant to be fagged.-'

20. *all Arse +ver ,it to !a+e an e barrassing fall or to topple o+er.

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21. *anny +agina.

22. *it !ot or se ually desirable.

23. ,he *ull -onty going all t!e (ay (it! it, going big instead of going !o e.

27. “.et stu$$ed!" Beat it- or Scra >-

29. .obby loudly opinionated, offensi+e or prickis!. &See /onald #ru p.'

2:. .obsmac#ed a a$ed or a(ed by so et!ing.


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2%..ormless co pletely clueless, like Alicia Sil+erstone in t!e ?0s fil .

28. ,o /ave A Butcher s to take a look at so et!ing or so eone.

2?. /er -a0esty s Pleasure being incarcerated or put in prison.

30. “/o' s )our *ather " eup!e is for se &; a ple a+e you and your (ife !adany of t!e ol = o( s your fat!er" recently"-'

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31. “2 m +$$ ,o Bed$ordshire!" !itting t!e !ay>-

32. “2t s -on#eys +utside!" *o(, it s +ery cold out>-

33. 3ohn ,homas penis.

37. 4nac#ered p!rase eaning e tre ely tired,- often uttered after a long, e !austingday6 also see $onked.-

39. 4nees Up A ter for a i er or a dance party &; a ple (ent to t!is (ild kneesup t!is (eekend. (is! you could !a+e been t!ere.-'

3:. 5egless totally, co pletely !a ered.

3%. 5ose ,he Plot to go cra$y- or beco e entally unstable.

38. 5urgy sick or under t!e (eat!er.

3?. -ade 6edundant to be fired or let go fro one s position.


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70. -inted to be e tre ely ric!.

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71. +$$ +ne s ,rolley ad, out of one s ind.

72. +n ,he Piss binge drinking solely for t!e purpose of getting totally s as!ed.

73. +n ,he Pull cruising for se ual intercourse.

77. Pavement Pi a eup!e is for puke or +o it.

79. “Pip pip!" arc!aic, outDofDuse p!rase used to say goodbye.

7:. Plon# a pe orati+e (ord used to describe red (ine of poor @uality, usually purc!asedat little e pensi+e.

7%. Ponce a poser.

78. Por#ies old Eockney r!y ing (ord used to ean lies.- &; a ple f one is telling porkies,- you re telling lies.' Eo es fro pork pies,- (!ic! r!y es (it! lies.

7?. Pu$$ a fart.

90. 6umpy8Pumpy a a$ing p!rase used as a eup!e is for se ual intercourse.


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:1. Stra'berry %reams !ungerDinducing ter for a (o an s breasts.

:2. S'eet *anny Adams code for S(eet fuck all-, eaning little to not!ing at all.&; a ple t!oug!t !ad a c!ance (it! !er, but ended up (it! S(eet 4anny Ada s.'

:3. ,a#ing ,he Piss essing or scre(ing around.

:7. ,hro' A Spanner 2n ,he &or#s to ake a istake or fuck up so et!ing.

:9. ,ic#ety8Boo p!rase for (!en e+eryt!ing s going great &; a ple All is ticketyDbooin y (orld.-'

::. ,odger anot!er (ord for dick.-

:%. ,osh total bulls!it, nonsense or rubbis!.

:8. ,osser derogatory ter for ale asturbator, used to indicate t!at you look uponso eone unfa+orably. &; a ple e fancies !i self t!e bee s knees, but frankly !e s@uite t!e (anker.-'

:?. ,'ig And Berries ale genitalia, t!e penis and balls.

%0. Up ,he (u$$ pregnant or (it! c!ild.


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71 simple british slang phrases everyone should start

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