A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water

for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him.

But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a

wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

 

A man lives on the 12th floor. He goes to work every day and

takes the elevator down for it. When he comes back, he goes

up to the 6th floor and takes the stairs to the 12th. But on rainy

days he goes up with the elevator to the 12h. Why does the

man do that?

 

Jerry's mom had 4 kids and the first boy's name was brown

because he had brown eyes. The second boy's name was black

because he had black eyes, and the third boy's name was blue

because he had blue eyes. What was the fourth boy's name?

 

A man came in a bar and asked the bartender for a cup of water. The bartender stuck out a gun at

the man and the man said "thanks a lot" and went out. Why did the man thank the bartender

for pointing a gun at him?

 

Mr. Smith and his son were riding in the car one night and

they were in a bad car wreck. Mr. Smith Died instantly and his son was rushed to the hospital. When he got there the old doc. said, "I can't operate on him, he is my

son." Who is the old doc?

 

The police found a man hanging in an empty room. There was nothing in the room he could

have used to reach the ceiling. All they found when they entered the room was a puddle under the hanging man. How did he hang

himself?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

           

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A mother gave birth to twin boys, but they were born in different

years and on different days. And no, the boys are not part of 2

sets. How can this be possible?

 

Simon and Sally where sitting in their family room one night.

While Simon was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Simon decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept

on reading. How?

 

On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no

storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front

of the spectators eyes. What caused the ship to sink?

 

There was a wise king who had two sons. He wanted to make

sure his two sons would not fight over his fortune when he was

gone. What did the king write in his will to ensure his two sons

would split up his fortune fairly?

 

First Tracey threw away the outside. Then she cooked the

inside. Then she eats the outside and threw away the inside. What

did she eat?

 

A young child goes up to a wise man and shocks him by asking him, "What one thing do I have that God does not have?" What does he have that God hasn't?

 

 

 

 

 

Key

1) The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

2) The man is a midget. He only can reach the bottom of the 6th floor. But when it's raining he takes his umbrella with him and can push the button of the 12th floor with it.

3) Jerry

4) The man had the hiccups and when the bartender stuck the gun at him, the man was shocked and his hiccups were gone.

5) He stood on a block of ice.

6) The old doc is his mother.

7) One was born on 31st December at 11:59 pm and the other 1st January at 12:00 am.

8) Sally was blind. She was reading the book by Braille.

9) The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.

10) He wrote one son would split up all his fortune into two piles. Then the other son got first pick.

11) Corn on the cob

12) Parents