517 headlines & subject lines · 517 headlines & subject lines a quick preface whether...

517 Headlines & Subject Lines

A Quick Preface Whether you’re marketing with videos, copy, or sending out emails that will get your audience to offers...it helps to have a GREAT headline. Look everyone’s audience is a bit different and it’s good to have a plethora (hee hee this reminds me of the 3 amigos) of headlines at your disposal. Well below I have 517 of them. One thing I’ve found is that when you use something like this on a Facebook post (with no Facebook live video), it works best with a picture or a meme. Of course, I think Facebook live trumps everything else, but if you’re bashful then I recommend:

● Making a video and THEN uploading it to Facebook (more people will see it if you upload it rather than if you send people to an external site. It can even be a powerpoint thing or a screen sharing video when you start off.

● Using a great headline from the 517 headlines I have below, tweak them as you see fit and relate them to a story of yours or one that’s on the new or something.

● **Use asterisks in your headline like this** to draw attention if you’re not gonna use a graphic or a GIF.

● If you promote with copy only, make sure you break your sentences apart. Don’t put more than 2-3 in one block...make it stupidly simple to read your copy.

● Have a noticeable call to action, the higher quality leads will be people that comment something to get more info.

Here we go:

1. THIS is an outrage! 2. What am I doing to make all this money? 3. THIS spits out sales like an angry Llama 4. This sales formula works like mad 5. This PAGE 1 trick will dominate 6. I'm making money online and here's how 7. I've found something... 8. YIKES!!! 9. Guess What? 10. Magic words that sell 11. Conversions are easy with this 12. I know things...BIG things 13. NO strings attached 14. How to beat the gurus 15. Dominate with postcards 16. KILLER marketing funnel 17. The ULTIMATE marketing funnel 18. Enormously powerful lead magnet 19. Leads? I've got leads, want some? 20. All the leads you'll ever need! 21. Use THIS to get leads all day long 22. Why people are joining like CRAZY 23. This is just too easy 24. So easy I almost feel guilty 25. I place this ad then people join me, it's simple 26. How to get 1,000's of leads off Craigslist 27. Response getting CL image ads 28. Craigslist works!!

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29. THEY don't want you to be successful 30. Want to know something juicy? 31. Something BIG is about to happen 32. I just got out of jail 33. what just happened? 34. Why did this happen to me? 35. Avoid THIS at all costs! 36. What sells online 37. why you MUST have your own product 38. How to make people say YES 39. how to win a social media argument 40. why your marketing isn't working 41. I just got insulted 42. You don't know what you're doing 43. Why people tell you NO 44. How to avoid failure 45. What your ads and poison ivy have in common 46. You're not as smart as you think you are 47. I can tell you're going to fail 48. I can help you outsell anyone, anytime 49. Why are you selling online? 50. how to gain superstar status in your MLM company 51. why most people are clueless about MLM 52. Get this wrong and your downline will bail 53. Why you're failing with MLM 54. The MLM game can ONLY be won with a system 55. Is that a pyramid she said... 56. But I STILL think it's a pyramid scheme 57. Why can't I EVER sponsor anyone? What's wrong? 58. Is the money “really” in creating amazing value? 59. Social proof is how you create a rockstar type following 60. Can't sell? You ARE the weakest link so we'll do that for you 61. What I learned from my negative brother about business



62. If your grandma can do this, what's your excuse? 63. STOP being a Friday lover and a Monday dreader 64. Want in on my money making secret? 65. Why emailing is NOT dead 66. This marketing method NEVER fails 67. This subject line NEVER fails!! 68. I want to show you something 69. Want a free gift? 70. Are you just attracting freebie seekers? 71. The absolute BEST opt in bribe product EVER! 72. I get more opt ins than you do and here's why 73. This is like free money 74. Get this right and leads will chase YOU! 75. Are you turning off your prospects? 76. Faking it till you make it is BAD advice 77. Do you fake it? 78. Are you fake? 79. I hate to tell you this... 80. You may not want to hear this 81. THIS is the most effective marketing method ever! 82. This is SO GOOD, I may regret telling you 83. I know stuff you never will about making money 84. How to ethically “cheat” your way to the top 85. To get more sales, act like you don't care 86. Ancient “selling” secrets they've hidden from you 87. What million dollar earners know that YOU don't 88. This 1 tip will FORCE people to like you 89. How to make lots of sales even if people don't like you 90. Email your list often or your business will die 91. How often should I mail my list? 92. What to say to your subscribers to make sales 93. Get this wrong and you'll cause mass unsubscribes 94. What to NEVER email your list



95. Your list is small 96. You don't have to be an expert to do this 97. Money secrets “they” have hidden from you 98. Lost? I'll teach you everything you need to know 99. Advertise like the rest and failure is guaranteed 100. How to sell products online without a website 101. WHY those $1997 GURU products are a waste 102. List building secrets of the pros 103. You're list building the wrong way 104. The BEST book ever written on adcopy 105. How to build a giant list lightning fast 106. Master psychology then you can master marketing 107. Why the color blue makes people trust you 108. You won't start making sales till you do this 109. THIS is the reason you don't make sales 110. Your sales copy is pathetic 111. I saw your ads online... 112. Your product isn't what makes sales 113. People DON'T care about you 114. Somebody told me something about you 115. I can read your mind 116. I know what you're thinking 117. Are you guessing or tracking your ads? 118. Your business is dead 119. You don't know how to advertise 120. Why I'm better than you 121. Are you marketing or guessing? 122. People are making fun of you 123. How to NOT brand yourself online 124. To be taken seriously DO THIS 125. 10 things you don't know about me 126. 5 things I know about YOU 127. Were you in that Youtube video?



128. Your websites just went down 129. Money making secrets from the old west 130. Why you MUST be the smartest person in the room 131. Social proof is the ONLY way to gain respect 132. Why social proof will sell your stuff like crazy 133. You're NOBODY online until you're somebody 134. I have the SOLUTION to your PROBLEMS 135. It's not your fault 136. I have the skills that pay the bills 137. BAD NEWS! 138. MORE bad news! 139. Just when you thought it was over... 140. The worst news yet! 141. Have you heard this? 142. Can it get any worse? 143. Bad news sells, here's why 144. To sell more, be a jerk? 145. Why bad news outsells good news 146. You won't believe this!! 147. I hope you're sitting down 148. Guess what I just heard 149. Does the bad news EVER stop, geesh!! 150. You're going to fail without this... 151. Sorry it's over 152. Time has run out 153. It's over, do this now! 154. Live like you're dying 155. If tomorrow was your last day 156. I have terrible news... 157. This is terrible, have you heard? 158. BAD, BAD, BAD, I'm speechless! 159. Did you hear this? I can't believe this! 160. Why did this have to happen?



161. Why did that happen? 162. Just when you thought it couldn't get worse 163. YEP things just got worse! 164. If you don't like bad news, don't read this 165. This guy just screwed up big time 166. You are making mistakes 167. I can fix your mistakes 168. Can I bribe you? 169. Can I ethically bribe you? 170. BONUS OFFER 171. Don't open this email 172. This email has time sensitive information 173. You stink! 174. I stink! 175. Do you like funny jokes? 176. Why being funny sells 177. How to become instantly likeable 178. How to make others work for you 179. How to get others to do what you want 180. How to “trick” people into marketing for you? 181. How a “trick” can get you more leads 182. How to get more leads than you can handle 183. I have a lead getting secret 184. My lead getting methods blow away the rest! 185. MORE leads than you can handle 186. The KEY to getting buyer leads 187. You MUST sell to “buyer” leads 188. What is a buyer lead? 189. Are all leads the same? 190. 100 leads a day to your inbox 191. I'm a lead getting superstar 192. How to be a lead getting rock star 193. Your capture pages stink



194. Your squeeze page won't work! 195. CAUTION! Your squeeze page stinks! 196. I don't like you 197. I don't like your squeeze page 198. You set up your squeeze page all wrong 199. How to set up a killer squeeze page 200. How to build a sales funnel 201. A sales producing sales funnel 202. Secrets of the pros for a rocking sales funnel 203. Nobody builds a great sales funnel, but I DO 204. The BEST subject line EVER! 205. The most effective subject line of ALL time 206. How to write a killer subject line 207. How to use stories to sell 208. WHY story telling is deadly effective 209. Stories OUTSELL average ad copy 210. How to create KILLER sales letters 211. How to write sales letters with ZERO experience 212. You don't need to be a copywriter to write killer ads 213. How to write like a PRO 214. Writing ad copy to grab your reader by the throat 215. Writing ad copy that forces open wallets 216. MY words can make you a fortune! 217. I can sell slime to a trout, watch me do it 218. Confessions of an “ex” marketing junkie 219. 5 tips to help you sell ANYTHING 220. 7 reasons WHY my website will outsell yours 221. The TOP 10 mistakes new Internet marketers make 222. Underground marketing secrets revealed 223. Really? Did that just happen? 224. Why OUR service is the best 225. How to outsell the competition 226. Do this and you'll have no competition



227. How to sell anything effortlessly 228. Are you making this advertising mistake? 229. How to grow a home business into a giant corporation 230. Use offline marketing too or sales will suffer 231. Got a product? Here's how to sell it 232. Does your product pass the “smell test” 233. Why people won't like your product 234. How to sell anyone 235. I don't respect you 236. I don't respect myself 237. I have ZERO confidence 238. I'm a failure and it shows 239. How to be instantly liked 240. Do you market like a bobble head doll? 241. You NEED to make a decision! 242. We need to have a talk 243. This isn't working out, I'm sorry 244. Things are about to get weird! 245. Did that REALLY just happen? 246. I hope you're sitting down for this one 247. Guys, prepare yourselves 248. Prepare yourself for THIS one 249. I can't hide this anymore! 250. I feel ashamed 251. I hope you still like me after this 252. This broke my heart 253. Would your mother approve of this? 254. He sells WHAT?? 255. How can this possibly work? 256. This almost works TOO WELL 257. Would you be ashamed to sell this? 258. I've got something to tell you! 259. Something just happened and it's NOT good



260. I NEVER thought this could happen again 261. I know it sounds HYPEY, but it's WORKING!! 262. CRUSH failure like a bug 263. How to have HOPE again 264. WHY your marketing is NOT working 265. I KNOW what I'm doing and I can help you 266. You'll wish you had this years ago 267. Guess what my sponsor just said to me 268. Why you CAN make MLM work this time 269. This makes ALL opportunities look silly 270. Tonight I show you ALL of my secrets 271. The webinar you MUST be on...something big is coming 272. Here's how I sponsor tons of people effortlessly 273. How to keep your downline from vanishing 274. A great comeback for “Your auto ship is too high” 275. A great comeback for “I don't have the money” 276. More traffic than you can possibly handle 277. Why dreams never die 278. The only one to blame is YOU 279. TRUST ME, you'll want to buy this :) 280. Look what I just bought! This rocks :) 281. I'll never give up, will YOU? 282. How to be “liked” almost instantly 283. Open this email now 284. How to speak with authority 285. How to command attention in a room 286. How to be the “Go To” person 287. Geez, can you believe this? 288. How NOT to pitch your MLM 289. How NOT to be a social media troll 290. How NOT to look desperate when recruiting 291. Posting “selfies” is NOT a good branding tactic 292. BE professional, people are watching you online



293. BE CAREFUL! “They” are watching you on social media 294. Smartphone marketing tricks 295. Mobile App tricks you'll love 296. There's a difference between ego and confidence 297. NOW money doesn't mean a thing to me! 298. Success comes from testing and tweaking NOT hoping 299. THIS is beyond absurd!! 300. Getting almost “free” leads...here's the trick 301. NEW- Cheap lead method...check it out! 302. A SALES INCREASE of over 50%?? 303. Can THIS really be true? 304. It worked in the 1900's and it still works today 305. Are you wearing the face of failure? 306. STOP phone prospecting fear in its tracks 307. Cussing on social media is unprofessional 308. Some say cussing online makes you look real 309. Is cussing online good or bad? 310. Destroying your online reputation in 1 easy step 311. How to create an amazingly powerful squeeze page 312. Your videos are boring...stop it! 313. SEO is meaningless UNLESS your site converts! 314. Your website stinks, but NOBODY will tell you 315. A simple blog tweak for GIANT traffic! 316. Does content syndication really work? 317. Do traffic exchanges really work? 318. Do safelists really work? 319. Why it's OK to admit you're clueless 320. WHY this subject line will ALWAYS get opened 321. Have FAITH you're closer than you think! 322. A SOBERING fact about your marketing efforts 323. I'm afraid it's OVER... Sorry about this 324. Are YOU guilty of doing this? 325. TOO LATE the party is over



326. IMPORTANT SEO info you NEED to know! 327. A TRICK for multiple page 1 rankings! 328. How to pick the BEST long tail keywords! 329. Do you “really” need those fancy keyword tools? 330. Ingenious ad writing technique sucks in leads 331. Why some videos get 20 views and others get 20,000 332. The BIGGEST JV launch ever?? 333. We start tomorrow are YOU ready? 334. How to create resell rights products easily 335. Using images to create viral and long term traffic 336. Talking “too much” can kill the sale 337. Webinar techniques to quadruple your sales 338. Saying THIS in your 1st auto responder letter = success 339. Guys, this isn't easy for me, open and read cautiously 340. What you're about to read was SO hard for me to write 341. OPEN NOW! It's like the SALE of the century over here!! 342. Guess what I'm giving away now 343. Follow up mistakes 99% of us make 344. The fable of build it once and cash checks forever 345. MLM is BROKEN...Do this instead 346. NEVER let them see you sweat! 347. How to maintain a LEADERS posture 348. CLOSE MORE by saying LESS-This works 349. Are we about done here? 350. Build an enormous list with solo ads! 351. Sell more products with HIGHER prices! 352. Your competition will flounder in cluelessness 353. TOO LATE you missed out 354. How's this guy making all those sales? 355. AMAZING content written for you 356. This distributes your videos/content everywhere 357. It's 2:00am is your website STILL UP? 358. Could you be ONE ad away from being profitable?



359. WHY are there so many scams? 360. Are you just wasting your time? 361. How to do proper due diligence on an MLM program 362. How to spot a scam BEFORE getting sucked into it 363. Don't get excited your “new” recruits will drop out soon 364. A sad day is upon us 365. Careful opening this one, it's a DOOZY 366. Is this a hair brained idea or what? 367. How to be a spectacular “NON” sales person 368. Are you fishing in a fishless lake? 369. Unknown “tricks” to making banner marketing work 370. 10 reasons WHY you should be marketing with postcards 371. Does spillover REALLY happen? It does here 372. WHY I don't make controversial social media posts 373. Are SALES worth being somebody you're not? 374. SEO is not dead, you just might be doing it wrong 375. YOUR “leads” are at least 8 other peoples leads, be better 376. If I see the term “cracked the code” one more time lol 377. I can't believe this went viral 378. How in the world is this ugly site making sales? 379. Never write copy you wouldn't show your mother 380. “Leads” want to be listened to NOT sold to 381. Why Mail-Order can work faster than the Internet 382. Now THIS is an UGLY video! 383. Blogging is a WASTE of time...UNLESS 384. Why OTHER people always seem to make sales 385. Just struck the MOTHERLODE 386. Convert negative leads into positive ones fast 387. SPEED recruiting techniques of the pros 388. WHY your “amazing” products don't matter 389. SYSTEMS won't work with the wrong mindset 390. Does opportunity saturation REALLY exist? 391. The BEST number of auto responder letters to use



392. Why you WANT unsubscribes 393. MLM might not be right for you 394. Miss out on the 100% commission gravy train?? 395. Relying on just your job for income is scary 396. You may not be ready to hear this 397. Giving is always better than receiving 398. This is going to FREAK you out! 399. Only the courageous will open this email 400. My best converting ads! 401. The ad I JUST placed was GOLD! 402. How to keep your competition on a wild goose chase 403. How I write ads that CONVERT like mad 404. ROCKSTARS belong on stage so stop acting like a roadie 405. Too much competition? NO, you're not placing enough ads! 406. I'm NOT better than you, I just didn't quit 407. My solo ad campaign just KILLED! 408. You'll wish you found this YEARS ago! 409. SEE WHY you couldn't resist opening this email 410. If you searched for 20 years you wouldn't find anything better! 411. There's something “they” don't want you to find out... 412. While others are selling “dreams” we sell things that bring in cash! 413. How to make a real difference in this world 414. SUCCESS is a consequence of taking action 415. Do nothing = Expect nothing 416. it's a LONG story, grab some popcorn 417. Before choosing a life coach, make sure they have one 418. STOP buying information and START using some! 419. You can “think about it” all day, still won't make you money 420. you're doing things the wrong way 421. If you have a weak stomach don't open this email 422. This is the SCARIEST email you've ever read 423. Imagine a 90% open rate :) 424. How to smoke the competition



425. Spits out cash like an enraged fire hose 426. TOO EASY...I place this ad...I make sales 427. Crazy stupid sales production...Can't stop it if I wanted to now 428. I've lost it! Check your email to see what I just gave away 429. The BIGGER problem you solve, the bigger your check can be 430. So many marketers miss this this CRITICAL step 431. it's the 800lb. Marketing gorilla in the room 432. Never give into failure 433. How to offer 100% extreme value 434. Doing THIS makes you stand out like a wart on a prom queen's

nose 435. Learn these power writing secrets of the pros 436. Does your list like OR dislike you and how to tell 437. Unleash your market dominance NOW 438. Build an information marketing dynasty with my help 439. This technique WILL give you an unfair advantage 440. DO THIS NOW!! 441. I need your HELP NOW! 442. STOP! Listen to a 5 minute recorded call and try to stop smiling 443. How to CASH IN with a saturated marketing opportunity 444. WHY business opportunity “saturation” is BOGUS 445. I'm doing something extremely SPECIAL for you :) 446. WHY your social media posts get totally ignored 447. MY postcard potion sucks in sales 24/7 448. STOP struggling, I shall give you my easy button 449. WHAT IF you became wealthy by accident? 450. You'll NEVER make millions until you learn this... 451. WHY my ads will ALWAYS outperform yours...tee hee 452. Become a content producing machine almost effortlessly 453. So you're good at SEO huh? OK watch this... 454. Simple marketing tweaks take you from chump to champ 455. The secret to success is solving people's problems 456. What I found out will drop your jaw to the floor



457. Don't market like an angry T-Rex with short arm syndrome 458. This will make you laugh so hard you'll flop out a spit bubble 459. THIS joke is spit bubble worthy, proceed with caution! 460. 6 figure earners aren't constant learners, they are doers 461. Don't let people's financial storm be YOUR norm 462. How to spot a winner then milk it for all it's worth 463. NEVER buy retail again..Here's how!! 464. 100% Commissions are happening come on in 465. Are you kidding me?? A scam...C'mon 466. Some people aren't happy unless they can complain 467. Why my friends think I'm nuts for doing this stuff 468. A top earners secret formula for massive leads/sales 469. LAZY marketing finds lazy leads 470. STOP pitching and start pampering 471. WHY you can't sell 472. Why the guru's don't sell truth 473. If it's for sale online, it's NOT a closely guarded secret!! 474. hmmm 250 copies left of a digital product...OKIE DOKIE 475. You're too smart for this 476. Stupid marketing mistakes to avoid 477. You must have a “grandma can do this” system to succeed 478. I'm a keyword finding stud and he's a marketing dud? 479. Are you worthy of buying my products? 480. Why my pages will ALWAYS outrank yours 481. What if I was right all along?? 482. Did you hear what the company just did? 483. Why you'll never master SEO and what to do 484. How to write blog posts as easily as you breath 485. Why webinars don't work anymore 486. How to revive a “dead” email marketing list 487. 7 tips for maximizing your online sales 488. STOP drawing circles and start drawing in checks 489. I just heard something pretty darn scary



490. Some of the best marketing knowledge was revealed 100 years ago!

491. Why does MLM attract so many broke people? 492. Have you waited TOO LONG to change your future? 493. Take this test to see if you've got what it takes 494. Once you master getting traffic you master your finances 495. My HOTTEST salesletters 496. My hottest postcards 497. THESE ad sources actually work!! 498. Ever been told you'd never amount to anything? 499. Why YOUR past doesn't have to equal your future! 500. Why going to MLM seminars can ruin you 501. Really? Most people fail online? 502. Most people fail online? I didn't get the memo 503. You're just a few words away from becoming wealthy 504. Forget college degrees and the debt...DO THIS instead 505. Why people just rely on a job is beyond me! 506. it's ALL about the traffic...nothing more nothing less 507. How to sell to the unsellable 508. When you enter convince mode you entered failure mode 509. Make MORE money by doing less 510. MAKE MONEY NOW, not “someday” 511. Why people are joining my team in DROVES 512. What my business and 70's shag carpet have in common 513. What's better? Your first kiss or first check :) 514. That's YOUR squeeze page? How embarrassing 515. How to build your business Internationally 516. KEEP your boss fired or look for a new one!! 517. Fake it till you make it doesn't work anymore



Ok, that wraps this up. These headlines will give you a pretty good start. Remember to write as much as you can in your own voice, some of these you can use straight up and some you will need to tweak. Good luck and get to promoting! -Phil




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