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Issued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Boars of The University of British ColumbiaVANCOUVER, B . C ., FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 1933

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BUTTERFIELD AND BOUCHETTE, STAR ATTRACTIONS, UNABLE T ODEBATE

The resolution, "the newspaper i sa curse of the age", was carried bya majority vote two to one, at a de -bate held in Arts 100 on Tuesday .

Although both Mr . J. Butterfieldand Mr. R. Bouchette were slated toappear, neither of them showed upat the zero hour . Apparently bothof the two columnists were laid upin bed wtih severe colds . Their places*were filled by Prof. J. F. Day, af-firmative, with Vic Dryer taking th enegative.

"The newspapers of today do no tpresent an unbiased viewpoint eithe rpolitically, economically, socially, o rmorally," stated Mr. bay, "becausethey obtain no financial support un-less they make these deliberate ads -representations . Ar Instance of thi swas given when he described th equashing of Ramsay MacDonald'sspeeches in 1914 when he spok eagainst the War .

As a further argument Prof . Dayadvanced the case of the "scare head -line." He quoted one which appeare don the occasion of the Spanish-Am-erican War when all the papers inthe United States ran the followin gheadline, "Remember the Mayne, "This he said fanned prejudices whe nthey could well have been allowed t odie out. The time when this wasused to greatest advantage was whe nit was essential that enlistments t ekept up .

"Consider the comic question," Mr .Day continued . At first one pictur eappeared at a time, then in strips ,and now It is seemingly necessary torun eight pages of this trash in thepapers on this continent . I maintai nthat this is detrimental to the mind sof children and is likely to presentlow ideals and pictures of crimewhich are entirely unnecessary ."

Vic Dryer in replying stated thatthe newspaper acted as a mirror ofpublic opinion. For example, theEnglish people are staid and thei rpapers are staid, the Americans arecorrupt and erratic and their pres sis corrupt and erratic, Canadajoys a position which is midwa ytween the two.

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How I tIt all started

"Home Oil" Earl Vhitherto docile muldown to the sidelines ,peer through the fo gcrowd accept his invit aders would have hadplay in the stands .

U . B. C. ScoresAs for the game itself,

elusive can be predictedto the outcome of tomorrowdeath final Under the restri cing conditions neither team rea chance to work its plays . Uedly the visitors are a tricky ,hitting outfit ; and will needof watching. On the other h aU. B. C. team functioned sholding well on defensive aning the line for some big gai n

The Blue and Gold teaoff, and for the first minu tgame punts sailed back andthe gridders were testing e aout . Kendall received a pun tturned it five yards to givepossession on Alberta's 30-yIn two plays the local stude ned through for yards, and on t

The Arts-Aggie Ball willthe Crystal Ballroom of tVancouver, Thursday next,of November, between th enine and one, it is off lnounced by Milt Owen,the Men's Undergraduat e

President and Mrs. Kland Mrs . Buchanan, DeanClement, Dean Bollert, an dfor McKechnie will extendronage . Bill Sargent, p rthe A.M .U .S . Dick Lock, presthe Ag. M .U.S . ; and the combinecutives will form the committeecharge .

There will be a formal supper an dthe dance music will be furnished b yHarold King and his Home Gas Op-timists, Harold King graduated fromU.B .C. with the Education Class of'32 • the ' or of o , pffic i

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Three Quarters Scorelesst three quarters proved morekout than a serious game.

impossible conditions, bothely played to amuse them -

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teams a break, edgingcloser; and the officials

ided to shorten the playin geach quarter . Nothing spec-

happened and the game endedt further scoring ,teams :ersity of Alberta: W. Hutton ,tton, Lyle Jestley, R . Zender ,ramer, Fred Gale, (Capt .), Len, Don Gibson, E. V. Borgal, Billeaves, Jack Cameron, Reg Moir ,Rule, Guy Morton, W. Scott,

Wilson, Harold Richards, C . Mal-m, Ivan Smith, Pete Gordon .niversity of B . C . : Jack Bourne ,

arold Poole, "Doc " Nichol, Doug.alcoim, "Lofty" Davis, Bill Willis -

croft, Ed Senkler, Russ Keillor, Char-le Campbell, "Spud" Ackhurst, DickKing, Frampton Price, Gordy Snelling ,Wally Johnstone, Dick Farrington ,Capt.), Fred Bolton, Doug. McIntyre ,

lny" Rader, Ed Kendall, Frankush, Milt Owen,Coaches: U. of A., Allen Wilson ;

U . of B . C ., Dr. Gordon Burke.

Tonight is theatre night . At 8:1 5o'clock the student body and thegraduates attending the Homecomingfestivities are to witness an un-equalled manifestation of the art-istic ability to be found on th ecampus . For the past few week sthe auditorium has been ringing witha never ending succession of dram-atic oration in preparation for th egreat event.

A series of short skits is to be pre-sented interspersed with vocal andinstrumental music . The program

Who's Afraid OfGreen And Gold?

The door slams . Bill Tremaine en-ters: "Hi, Boys," Chorus of malevoices ecstatically : "Hi'ye, Bill, oldkid, Hi'ye ." Bill . "Say, boys, shallwe talk about women right away, o rshall we lead up to it." Deafenin gchorus of male voices : "NOW—'Mygirl's a Hullabaloo,' etc . "

This typical Pep Club entertain-ment was interjected between theorchestrations of Harold King and hi sversatile Optimists, Radio Rally ,CKMO, Tuesday night . Among th enumbers that they rendered: "Hail ,U .B .C.," Gordie Hilker's chorus ofmale voices singing the chorus ; waltzmedley, "Aloaha,'' "Song of the Is -lands"; "Tiger Rag"; violin solo b ySonny Richardson, "Trees" ; "WabashBlues . "

"Say, boys, are we afraid of theGreen and Gold?"—Archie Dick . Yeworshipful pep fathers : "Gosh, no—Whose afraid of the Green and Gold ,Tra, la, la—la, etc .? (to tune of"Whose Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf . )

The Pep Club rendered such yell sas : "Kitsilano," "Locomotive" (newU.B .C. yell), "Skyrocket" (benefitAlberta) .

"In staging an intercollegiate gamesuch as this, it !s necessary to raiselarge sums of money to defray ex-penses. To help sell the tickets, w emust avail ourselves of all possibl epublicity . In this conn.0 tioi I wishto thank the Hudson's Bay Co . for

.loaning us a display window to ad-vertise the big game. Tickets ma ybe had from any University Stu 'e tor resery

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has already passed its final prepara/tory test in gaming Wednesday night,the approval of the critical Fresh .The performance was in all respectsinformal; it was in reality a dressrehearsal . The Players' Club, Musi-cal Society, Alumni Players' Club ,Sciencemen, Education Department ,Nuses, and Faculty of Arts all con-tributed to the program and the aud-ience was unable to decide whichgroup provided the best entertain-ment . The same program is to b epresented tonight .

Anyone who can answer the fol-lowing questions need not attend :What will happen when the worl dcomes to an end? What do the stu-dent teachers do during their gymperiods? What do the Engineers doat one in the morning? How do thenurses spend their spare time, if any?What happened to one Sedgwlck (l crelation to the good doctor it ishoped) in the C .N .R . hotel? Whatprominent ex-Junior Member assert-ed that he is not "the kind of ma nthat fathers like? All this informa-tion will be revealed tonight .

Tickets will be on sale today noon ,at the auditorium box office and atthe door this evening,

emblamatic of Western Canad aChampionship .

Doc . Burke, Varsity's famous coach ,gave a humorous air to his "speech "before talking about football . "I al-ways thought the members of an or-chestra wore Tuxedo suits, acted'just so' and were very formal . But,here, I find one man has his lap fullof instruments of all types; anotheris wearing a sweater; while HaroldKing either has an old Ford horn orStu Keate's hat on the end of hi scornet . They all seem to be havinga good time ; they're always laughingat something. About the prospectsfor the big game : Lisle Jestley, grad-uate of my rugby team, is an assist -ant coach at Alberta this year . As ifthat wasn't bad enough he had th enerve to write and ask me to loanhim my only two books on Rugby —one of them by Rockne—so he couldteach his team all the plays!"

Among the other gems of enter-tainment were : repetition of famousscene of Cal Winter trying to sellFrank Anders a portable bathtub and

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torts a fact at least two others giv ea contradictory view, and it onl ytakes a minimum of intelligence t ogather the true gist of the matter . "

In the rebuttals which follmedl .Fox, exchange student, stated tha tpublic opinion did not justify thepublication of moral filth . "The

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Pepsters ProvidePopularProgram

Excitement reigned in the auditor-ium at the Pep Rally Thursday noon,as the audience rehearsed U.B .C . andAlberta yells in prepartion for th eIntercollegiate series, between snapp ynumbers by Gil Mullen and his BlueMoon Orchestra . The program openedappropriately with "You've Got t obe a Football Hero," played by GilMullen and his boys . Following this ,Dr . Shrum mounted the platform tospeak of the necessity of supportingour team at the games, and urge dthe students to turn Out and yell forVarsity as enthusiastically at bothgames as at the Pep Meeting. Aftersome peppy yells by the audience, th eorchestra gave an appropriate rendi-tion of "Who's Afraid of the Gree nand Gold"? and Earl Vance, formerpresident of the Alma Mater Society ,urged the students to attend thegames .

The U.B.C . team then entered slotsiously in a highly-decorated automo-bile, to the strains of "Who's Afrai dof the Green and Gold"? and the ac-companiment of hearty yells . Cap-tain Dick Farrington introduced th eteam, who were greeted by loud ap-plause .

Gordon Hilker then made announce-ments regarding the Homecomin gprogram and the W .U.S . tea-danc eafter the game on Saturday.

Next the orchestra gave a snappynumber, "My, Oh, My," followed b y"Wabash Blues . After a skyrocketfor Alberta and an attempt at th eAlberta yell, the prairie team wer eintroduced by their captain, Freddy

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COMING EVENTS

Friday, Nov. 10Alumni Supper, 6 p .m , in the

Cat .Undergraduate Theatre night ,

8 p.m.` in the Auditorium,Gym Club, 12 :10 in Room Z ,

Arts.Saturday, Nov . 11

U.B.C. vs U. of Alta, 2:30p.m. at Athletic Park .

League of Nations Society ,12:30, luncheon at Hote lGeorgia .2:30, afternoon session In th e

Hotel Georgia .p .m., evening ses

the Auditorium .amity vs Adanacs, 8U .B.C . Gym.

M. fireside, 8 p.m.36th Ave.

Undergrads Disport To•, Grads' In Skits Tonight

PLAYERS' CLUB, MUSICAL SOCIETY,. SCIENCEMEN AND OTHERS VIEIN ENTERTAINMENT

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, .November 10, 1933

NiZIO aaa =I "THE \ J LI.0 S

BY NANCY MILES

Alas, Poor Yoric k

Arthur Walrus and I can't help wonderin gwhere all you 1457 charming people have beenspending your evenings this fall . Probablyeach of you goes out on an average of oneevening a week, and that's a conservative esti-mate for these liberal days ; that makes 1457evenings a week that have to be spent some -

where . And where do you go? Eight cases ou t

of ten, we 're willing to bet, you went to the

movies. And you with a perfectly good legi-timate theatre in the city !' It's blasphemy to mention the theatre and

the moving pictures in the same paragraph butit has to be done. A few years ago GeorgeJean Nathan made the front pages of the mostconservative journals with a sweeping denun-ciation of the cinema on the grounds that i twas a lot of gravy without any meat . Andback came an answer to this effect :

"When theatres are not available one find sone can gnaw at a corpuscle with the samegrowlings one uses for the theatrical leg o fbeef ." The only fault to find with the state-ment is that the sar'be corpuscle appears i nsome sixty pictures a year, and it 's gettingrather Iimp, like an over-used clam .

But you, and most Vancouver people, didn' thave to gnaw at the corpuscle when nightlya metaphorical porterhouse steak was servedup at the Empress Theatre . And you choseto attend the myopic maunderings of peoplewith so little dramatic ability that it's embar-rassing to mention it .

We should think you'd feel pretty silly afterstanding on the bridge with that big bone inyour mouth, looking at the bone in the water ,and then findng that the one you jumped inafter wasn't real at all .

Justice Dispensing Dept .

Arthur and I, in one of our snooping-for-satisfaction expeditions, have unearthed agrave injustice which is being dealt out to astudent on this campus . It is the unknown ,or at least the unsung, author of the words t o"Hail U.B.C ." "A violet by a mossy stone ,half hidden from the eye," he'd like to remain .But after our ardent persuasion he gives usreluctant consent to tell you his name .

It's Mr, Earnest Costain, and he wrote th ewords in forty minutes under stress of a oneo 'clock lecture, at which he arrived on time .

And for those of you who can 't read fas tenough to get past "the mountains and the se a"at ,Pep meetings, here are the words :"Hail U.B.C., our glorious university ,You'll stand for aye, between the mountain s

and the sea .All thru life's way we'll sing Klahowya, Var-

sity ,'Tuum est' wins the day, and we'll push on t o

victory . "

lighted with her likeness, while Peter the Apehas voiced his approval of the new 'Apes andIvory' head by vigorously heaving a cocoanu tat his friend the elephant .

Our campus explorer likewise voices he rappreciation of her new portrait . She justhints, however, that the knees are not reallyas bony as they appear. In this respect the art-ist has been allowed a certain amount of poeticlicense .

TO THE LADIES !

Football fans aren't the only ones ! Co-ed sare counting time before the tea dance Satur-day. Every co-ed has been asked to sell aticket and buy one, but judging from the ver ypersuasive 24-hour sales talks we 've been pri-vileged to hear, some of them are going on ebetter, It seems that this is a very super -super tea dance where unattached men an dwomen will be floating around in thousands ,and any co-ed will tell you that if you don 'tknow everyone at Varsity you can't afford tomiss it .

We are told that during the recent politica lfestivities, dear Doc. G. G. S. displayed un-usual ability in squashing hecklers . His form-ula was merely to treat them as benightedsophomores. One reflects that whether or no tcollege life benefits students, it undoubtedlydoes professors .

C . O . T . C .INTER-UNIVERSITY RIFLE

Nov. 12, 1933 . Leave Vancouver, 9 .0 0a .m. Ferry

All members of the Corps are urgedto attend this practice in order thatthe best team to represent the Uni-versity may be chosen .

Ranges 200, 500 and 600 yards, 7shots to count . One practice shot andone sighter at each range except 200yards where three practice shots andone sighter will be fired .

Prizes—First, $3 .00 ; Second, $2.00 ;Third, $1 .00 ,

Tyro Prizes — First, $2.00 ; Second,$1 .00 ; Third, $1 .00 .

Aperture sights only will be used .Those members not in possession ofrifles fitted with aperture sightsneed not bring their own rifles bu twill be supplied on the range withrifles so fitted .

INTER-UNIVERSITY MATC HNov. 19. Leave Vancouver, 9 a .m.

FerryThe ' highest fifteen scorers in the

above competition will represent theUniversity in the Competition . Namesto be posted Monday, Nov . 13 . Ranges200, 500 and 600 yards, conditions a sabove .

Prizes—First, General Leckie Shield ;First Class C .O .T .C . Spoon and $3 .00 .Second, Second Class C.O.T.C. Spoonand $2 .00.

Special Prize of $2.00 to the highestmember of the team competing forthe first time in the Inter-University

Competition,

Chits and Club i

OUTDOOR CLUBTwenty-five new members were

elected to the Outdoor Club at themeeting on Tuesday . They will beadvised of their election through theletter rack. "There will be a meetingon Friday noon in App. Sc, 237 toarrange for the party draw. Theparty will be a roller skating part yfollowed by a dance at the home ofMills Winram . Will all new and ol dmembers attend the meeting today Itpossible .

The draw for the party will be hel din Ap. Sc. 237 at 12:10 today. Allmembers please attend .

S. C. M.

The first S .C .M. fireside will beheld this Saturday evening at thehome of Mrs. Gibbs 3845 West 36thAvenue . The speaker for the evenin gwill be Mr. Singham of India, Mr .Singham has travelled through Eng-land and the States, making a par-ticular study of youth movements . I tIs expected that Dean Bollert an dDr . and Mrs . Carrothers will be pres-ent . A cordial invitation is extendedto all students .

The Men's Discussion Group wil lmeet Friday at 3 :30 in Arts 312. Mr .Victor Osterhout will lead the groupin a discussion of young men's prob-lems.

BIOLOGICAL DISCUSSION CLUBThere will be a meeting of the Bio-

logical Discussion Club on Monday ,Nov. 13, at 8 p.m. at the home ofMrs. F. G. Allan, 956 West 14th Ave .

Dr . McLean Fraser will speak on"The 5th Pacific Science Congress . "I

MENORAH SOCIETY 'A meeting of the Menorah Societ y

will be held, Sunday, Nov . 12th, a t8 :30 p .m. at the home of Miss Bell aNewman. Freshmen and Freshette sare particularly invited to attend ,

STUDENTS SERVICE SWest Point Grey Presbyterian, car .

12th and Trimble, On November 12,at 7:30 p .m. there will be a specialstudent's service, which will be fol-lowed by a Fellowship Hour in theChurch Hall . All out of town stu-dents cordially invited .

ART CLUBThe Art Club held a meeting on

Wednesday night, in the Library .The speaker for the evening was Mr .John Ridington . He gave the mem-bers some of his views on the maintrends in Modern Art, making spec-ial mention of Canadian Artists . Thetalk was followed by very well -chosen and representative lantern -slides, and proved most instructiveand entertaining .

PHILOSOPHY CLU BThe Philosophy ' Club will meet a t

the home of Miss Mildred Orr, 468 9McKenzie St ., Tuesday evening, Nov -ember 14, at 8 p .m. Dr. D. Blackalle rwill read a paper on sleep . All mem-bers are requested to be present .

LETTERS CLUBThe next meeting of the Letters

Club will be held at 8 o'clock, Tues-day, November 14, at the home o fMiss M. L. Bollert, 1185 West 10thAvenue, instead of at Mrs . S . J.Schofield's as was announced before.

Applications to fill a vacancy inthe Club are requested from anythird year men interested in liter-ature, and should be in the hands o fthe secretary Gladys Downes, by 1 2noon on Tuesday, November 14 .Please address all applications to th eArts Letter Rack .

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EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Norman Hackin gSENIOR EDITOR S

Tuesday : Pat Kerr

Friday : John CornishNews Manager: Archie ThompsonSport Editor : Christie Fletcher

Associate Editors: Zoe Browne-Clayton, Boyd Agne wAssociate Sport Editor: Dick Elson

Assistant Editors: Esperance Blanchard, Murray Hunter ,Gerald Prevost .

Assistant Sport Editors : Don Macdonald, Howard Jones ,Literary Editor: Arthur MayseFeature Editor : Darrel GomeryExchange ' Editor: Nancy Mile s

Office Assistant : Janet Higginbotha mReportorial Staff

General : Vivien Lexier, Ted Madeley, Constance Baird ,Jack MacDermot, Allan Morley, Helen Taylor, WarrenJames. Viola Ringle, Harold Jeffery, Donna Lucas, Ji mFindlay, Ronald Dodds, Allan Baker, Margaret Ecker ,

Doris McDlarmid, Freth Edmonds .

Sport: Morley Fox, Clarence Idyll, Ronald Alien, JohnLogan, Jack Dick (Grass Hockey), Doug . Manley .

Advertising Manager : Dolt McTavish -Circulation Manager : W, E . Simpson

Circulation Staff: W. Tomkinson, D. Jewett, D. Mills

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 1933

THE NEW MILLENIUM---,'.

It is fifteen years since a war-torn worldwoke up and found that peace had been de-clared. The war to end war had come to anend, and the orphans, widows and crippleswent out into the streets to cheer . The profit-eers looked at their inflated bank books an dsmacked their lips. The hopeful and th evisionary drew pictures of the new milleniu mthat was coming .

The new millenium has come . Armamentmanufacturers are speeding up prgduction .Selfish politicians are prating on security an dadequate defence . The ex-profiteers are look-ng at,,t,heir .deflated bank books and preparin gfor new worlds to conquer. Greed and suspi-cion reign in every line of international acti-vity .

Fortunately there are a few bright aspect sin the gloomy world situation . The forces ofpeace are now organized as never before tocombat the menace of war. A strea mof anti -war propaganda is now deluging the press andthe book store. A few books like LawrenceStalling's `First World War' and Beverle yNichol's 'Cry Havoc' should convert even th emost ardent flag-wavers of the fatuity o farmed conflict .

A DISTINGUISHED VISITOR

The University is very fortunate in havin ga guest of such prominence as Professor A .E. Zimmern on the campus . He is making aspecial effort so as to be able to address thestudent body on Monday noon . All those stu-dents who hear his lecture will be well re -warded.

Professor Zimmern is a man of interna-tional reputation in the field of world affairs .He is closely associated with affairs at Genev aand holds the chair of international affairs a tOxford University, He is lecturing in Canad aunder the auspices of the National Council ofEducatota .

It isexpected that Professor Zimmern wil lreceive the reception from the student bod ydue to a man of his prominence .

He is also addressing the general public i nthe Auditorium Monday evening on 'The Bri-tish Commonwealth Foreign Policy . '

KLA-HOW-YA ALBERTA !!

We are glad to be able to have the oppor-tunity to extend a hearty welcome to the far -famed Golden Bears . The present intercolle-giate series has aroused an unparallelled re-vival in interest in football both on and off thecampus .

We are glad to show the men of Albert athat the lapse of two years in Hardy Cupcompetition has in no degree lessened the en-thusiasm for the game in Brtish Columbia . Wewant to thank the Alberta team because wefeel that the newly awakened Varsity spiri tis due to a great extent to the personal presenceof the visiting team.

Whatever the outcome of the series, wit hthe coming of the prairie team there shoul dbegin a new era in Varsity football . U.B.C.repeats with gusto, Kla-how-ya Alberta !

AN APPRECIATION

The Ubyssey wishes to voice its appreciatio nof the work of Jack Paul, a student at thisUniversity, in providing us with the three newcartoons which will henceforth decorate theTuesday issue .

Fanny Freshette decllares that she is de -

FRESHETTE S

Wanted five first year women toplay inter-class backetball on Wed-nesdays.

Also for women skaters for the Arts'37 relay team for the Rotary Ic eCarnival .

AU applications should be madeimmediately to Berne Bellert throughthe Arts Letter Rack .

V. C. U.On the week-end of November 1 1

and 12 the Varsity Christian Union

of U.B.C. and the University Chris-tian Union of University of Wash-ington will meet for a two day con-ference near Seattle .

The meeting is in charge of th eWashington group and they have ob-tained Mr. Gloucester, as speaker forthe occasion. All who are interestedin this event are welcome to come .The total cost including meals, trans-portation, etc., will be only about adollar and a half . For further in-formation get in touch with secre-tary or president at the noon hour

meetings.Don't forget the V.C.U. meets ,

every noon in Arts 204. On Friday ,

November 10, Mr . Davidson will ad-dress the meeting.

On Friday evening, the night be-fore the conference, there will be asquash held at the home of MissFlorence Wilson at 4123 West 10t h

Ave. Mr. Raps Singham, a converte dnindu, will speak to us earlier inthe evening and this will be followed

by a social program . Any outsider swho would like to come to this af-fair are very welcome .

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Noted Oxford .ProfessorTo Address Student Bod y

Professor A . E . Zimmern Lectures In Audi-torium Monday Noo n

Professor A, E. Zimmern of Oxford University will give a

lecture in the auditorium at 12 :15 Monday, November 13, under

the auspices of the Departments of Economics and History. Pro-fessor Zimmern holds the chair of international affairs at Ox-ford University, and takes part in the annual summer schoo lat Geneva .He is a man of outstandin g

ience and reputation in the field of

THE UBYSSE Y

World Peace Under Democracy ?

Prof, J. F. Day

Mr. H. S. CoulterThese two well known speakers respectively debate for

and against "Resolved that Democracy offers greater guaranteesfor world peace than dictatorship" Auditorium, Saturday even-ing. This is part of the Annual Peace Conference program, andis possible thought the courtesy of the Vancouver Institute .

and Canadians termed the larges tunit of foreigners .

The three outstanding activitieswere the Sunday night suppers, na-tional night, and the candle-lightin gceremony .

"The Sunday night suppers," sai dDr . Topping," were noted for thei rpoor food and plenty of good fellow -ship." No one could sit beside a fel-low national and therefor the con-versation was easy . A fine of twen-ty-five cents was imposed on al lbreaking this rule .

Each national group supplied theprogram for one nation—all night .This usualy took the form of na-tional music, plays, and dances don ein native dress. "The wry splendi dapplause the other nations gave theIrish shows we could get a real ap-preciation of other national groups ,if we only learned to know them,"declared Dr. Topping.

Probably the most interesting even twas the very impressive but simpl ecandle-lighting ceremony. Each na -

Dr. McLaren then went on to speak tional group dedicated one membe rof bridges which he had either seen to represent it, and thisor worked en . "The Forth and Brook-

persondressed in native costume

, bridges each have singly. spans

, lit his

1600 feet in length . But the;candle at the large light of civilize -

some tion and fellowship . This annual cer -former is of the cantilever type an dthe latter is of the suspension de -sign. The George Washington bridg eover the Hudson is a real cyeepener . What was the effect of the fellow-

Its 3500 foot span has a roadway 320 ship and informal discussions? Thi s

feet wide . It is now a single deck friendly intercourse enlarged ou r

bridge but will liter be made into a perspectives and knocked out th e

double decker . The structure is sup- snobbery. We learned to appreciat eported by four cables 36 inches in more remote peoples and came to re -

diameter . The Golden Gate Bridge, individuals i n erencesthe

ofsome uaceborwno-though having a 4200 foot span is n o

bigger than the George Washington tion—notably in India and Ireland .

because it is lighter and bnly re- Moreover, by our own accidenta l

quires two cables for support,"

blunders we learned to appreciate"Skyscrapers," said the speaker, the great difficulties confronting th e

"are not only remarkable as great League . For the first year we were

engineering feats but also as exam-ples of perfect organization . TheManhattan Bank Trust Building wasbuilt and occupied by tenants in tenmonths, and the Empire State wa scompleted in one years . "

"Engineering progress has bee nvery rapid since the beginning of thecentury," he concluded, "and prom-ises to be even more so in the yearsto come."

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"League Or War" TopicOf Peace Conference

Dr. Zimmern To Address the ConferenceSaturday Noon

"The League or War" will be the theme for the AnnualPeace Conference which takes place on Nov. 11 in the after -noon at the Ball Room of the Hotel Georgia and in. the eveningat the University Auditorium .

The highlight of the Noon program will be a talk by Dr .A. E. Zimmern, after the luncheon at the Georgia Ball Room .Rev. F. H. Wilkinson, rector of Christ Church Cathedral, willaddress the meeting on the subject, "The Empire and the

"I am convinced, that in the fu-ture, the value of forest industrieswill not be found so much in produe -Ing lumber: as in the derived productsof which wood will form the basis

. "This statement formed the keynot eof the address given before a Jointmeeting of the .tens' Commerce andForest Clubs by P. Z . Caverhlll, Chie fForester, Provincial Department ofLands, on Wednesday noon in App .Sc . 204 .

In speaking of the tremendous de-velopments in this connection Mr .Caverhill cited "s instances the titan .ufacture of rayo.1, cellophane, a•tifI .cal leather, smokeless powders an dof marble substitutes produced byimpregnating wood shavings withcalcite and magnesite . The successencountered in the treating of woo dwith chemicals to render it fireproofenables it, in the opinion of th espeaker, to assume in some cases theimportance of steel in certain struct-ural work . For example he cited theconstruction of radio towers at Stut-tgart, Germany, which are 330 feet i nheight and built almost entirely o fwood .

"One thousand feet of timber willyield as lumber approximately $20,as pulpwood $40 and as artificial silkproducts as high as $2000, consequent-ly you may understand from this thegreat possibilities for research in thesefields in British Columbia," said Mr .Caverhill, Further he pointed outthat the immense revenue derived bya country from such an industry wasa direct divident to the taxpayer andthat it was his duty to see that thevast stands of B. C. timber were notwantonly depleted . In this regardhe said, "the danger of exhaustionof the timber supplies of the countrylies in the complacency of the peo-ple who condone the cutting of largeareas without reforestation . "

Mr. Caverhill traced the history ofthe industry in British Columbiafrom the time of Captain Cook's ar-rival In 1788, to the establishment i n1861 of the first mill at Port Albernifor export trade to Sardinia, Spain ,and the United Kingdom . lie sum-marized the development of loggin gmethods, from primitive hand loggin gto the modern methods involving theuse of multiple drum high lead en-gines The speaker pointed out tha tthe first cutting by saw was done inthe 70's and it was not until the 80'sthat the donkey engine was intro-duced .

In closing Mr . Caverhill expressedthe hope that the youth of the coun-try would realize their opportunitiesand devote their energies to the de-velopment of the immense naturalresources in B . C .

changing the whole meaning of th espeech .

In closing the debate Pres. ErnestBrown drew attention to the forth -coming debate with Stanford Univer-sity which is to be held in the OakRoom, Hotel Vancouver, on Novem-ber 17, at 8 o'clock . Tickets may beobtained from any member of theForum or from Kelly Piano Co., forthirty-five id twenty-five eat*

Dr. A. E. Zimmern

~international relations . He recently 'attended the British Commonwealt hRelations Conference in Toronto, and

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exper- thi s now giving a series of lecturesacross Canada under the auspices o fthe National Council of Education .

On Monday noon at Professor Zim-mern's lecture, Professor H. F. An-gus will occupy the chair . On Mon -day evening at 8 :30 Professor Zlnt-mern will address a public meetingin the auditorium, under the auspicesof the National Council of Educa-tion, President Klinck will occupythe chair . Professor Zimmern'a sub-ject will be "The British Common-ealth Foreign Policy . "

Engineers AreAssured Jobs

Says McLarenSpeaker Accounts I n

Detail ShipbuildingExperiences

"Would-be engineers need have n ofear of being unable to obtain em-ployment upon graduation becaus etoday's opportunities and develop-ments are greater than ever . Engine-ers, when these troubled times pass,will be much more widely employedthan formerly ." These were the en-

couraging statements made by Dr . W .D. McLaren to the Engineers Clu bWednesday last, speaking on his ex-periences, notably as shipbuilder .

"At the beginning of the 19th cen-tury, steam turbine engines wereused for the first time in ships," hesaid. "There were naturally man ydefects•to Legin with . The two-tur-bine clestreyers wLich the British Ad-miralty built were lost at sea becauseof these. flaws .

In 1905-6 the turbine was used mor euniversally. The 'Queen Alexandra 'was the second turbine ship to b ebuilt and is now n the service of th eC .P .R . under the name of the 'Princ-ess Pat .' These turbines though no tvery successful, continued to be use dfor a number of years because shi pbuilders did not want to go back tothe more detrimental method of"gear ing." Two of the last ships tobe equipped with steam turbines werethe Empress of Russia and the Em-press of Asia.

"The turbines were finally replacedby an hydraulic device," he went on ,"which was invented by a Germanbecause turbines were becoming to olarge to be practical . In this type o fengine double reduction gears wereused but it was soon found that thi smachinery was useless since the gear sbecame stripped and the enginereeked . The engineers then returnedto the single reduction gears, wheretin teeth came into and out of en-gagement in 111000th of a second . Thi swas a wonderful development bu twas impractical because the speedcouldn't be increased proportionallyto the weight

."

Nowadays in order to obtain highefficiency the Diesel is used, as o nthe "Normandy," of 200,000 h .p ., soonto enter the water . The huge sizeof ships like this is necessary to driv ethem at high speed over the Atlantic .

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World Social StudiesEconomics Club Aim

Study of the social problems in theworld today will be the aim of th eEconomics Discussion Club, was th eannouncement made at a meeting onWednesday. Interesting current book sand pamphlets on these subiectc wil lbe considered at the meetings, an deverything from Russia to the N.R .A .will be discussed .

Alastair Munro, who was electe dchairman, stressed the point that theactivity of the club would be purel yintellectual and not social ; and alsothat there would be no restrictionsregarding the topics studied .

For the first month, the club wil lassemble at the University everyMonday at noon, while the latermeetings will be , held in privat ehomes.

The various suggestions of themembers will combined at thenext meeting and from these ideasthe constitution of the club will b edrawn. The chairman stated that h ewas sure there must be a number ofstudents at the University who wouldbe interested in discussions of thissort .

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Cosmopolitan ClubHolds Initial Meet

"The Cosmopolitan Club of NewYork was remarkable for its goo d

fellowship," Dr . Topping told the lo -cal Cosmopolitans when it met fo rits first meeting at his home Wednes-day evening.

Dr . Topping, honorary president o fthe club, was for two years a mem-ber of hte New York organization .During that time there were fortydifferent national groups represente d

emony is always very brief and im-pressive .

A general banking busi-ness is transacted, and ac -counts of the Faculty an dStudents of The Univer-sity of British Columbiaare welcomed .

fact that there was more ill-will be-tween the members of one nationa lgroup than between the members o fdifferent groups . "

Dr. Topping then sketched the late rdevelopment in the Cosmopolitanclub. It has been endowed by Rock-erfeller and young men training forbusiness careers in the Orient atter dto learn to know the people wit hwhom they will be dealing .

Stag Tea DanceSlated For Nov. 1 1

The annual stag teasoled by the W.U.S ., iscome off on Saturda ythe Peter Pan Ballroom .

This dance is one of the highlightsof home coming week . Besides thatit follows the final U .B.C . vs . Al-berta Rugby game, which is enoughadvertisement for any tea dance andproof that all the "best people" willbe there. The price Is only 40c perticket which it must be admitted isvery reasonable .

Harold King and his Ex-Varsity or-chestra will provide the rhythm . Thedance will begin sharp at four, rightafter the game and continue till six-thirty .

And by the way, this Is just for thegirls, the whole Alberta team willbe there, and you saw them lastnight!

Glance spon-scheduled t oafternoon at

League." The chairman will beSchool-trustee Miss A . B. Jamie'on ,

The afternoon session which occur sat the same place, beginning . at 2 :30 ,will include devotional exercises un-der the supervision of Rev . BruceGrey, a talk by Dr. Topping on "Van-couver and the League", a question-aire and "How and Why of theLeague" by Dr, .Seward, an addresson "World Peace and the BritishCqmmonwealth" by Dr. Sage, and

"Ireland has gracious little to gai nand a good deal to lose by marooningitself on a Robinson Crusoe Republic "—declared Mr. W. M. Keenlysid ewhen he read a paper on the topic :"Why an Irish Republic?" before ameeting of the Historical Society heldon Monday evening, Nov. 6, at thehome of Miss L. M . Bollert .

The speaker traced Anglo-Irish re-lations from their origin to the pres-ent time, showing that the story ofIreland, down to the last century ,featured the "attempt of the Englis hto ho'd in subjection a people aliento themselves in race, religion, andin their whole outlook on life . "

The cause of Irish unrest through -out the major part of the World Wa rwas attributed to the foundation ofthe Sinn Fein organization in 1906 ,

i by Arthur Griffith . This movemen t"had emerged as the practical an dpolitical application of the great Gae-lic revival, cultural and co-operative ,which was sweeping over Ireland bythe close of the nineteenth century

. "The speaker noted several rasonsfor the rapid growth of an extremelyantagonistic attitude in Ireland whichculminated in the Anglo-Irish Wa rof 1919-21 . "marked by the triump hof the forces of disorder, terror en dassassination "

Subsequent conferences betwee nMr. Lloyd George and the Irish leadersresulted in the formation of the Iris hFree State in December, 1921 . TheFree State was to have the same con-stitutional status in the Empire a sthe Dominion of Canada .

Under William Cosgrave, the ec-onomic policy of the governmen t"was essentially constructive an dproductive, based on realities and no ton theories ." Unfortunately, as Mr .Keenlyside pointed out, the govern -

Historical Society Hear sW. M. Keenleyside' s

Views

Why An Iris hIndependence ?

Asks Speaker

an exhibition of Swedish Folk Dancesby the winners of the shield at therecent, Folk Dance Festival . Gen.Victor Odium will be chairman.

The evening session takes place a tthe Auditorium of the University bycourtesy of the Vancouver Institute ,under ;the chairmanship of Mr. RobleL. Reid . The substance of the meet-ing will be a debate between Prof .J. F. Day and Mr. Howard S. Coul-ter on the subject, "Resolved that

4Democracy offers greater guaranteesfor world peace than dictatorship"Mr. Day will represent the affirma-tive. The Kitailano Boys Band willbe present at the evening session . '

The cost of the luncheon at th eGeorgia is fifty cents, reservationsshould be phoned ie Mrs. W.S . Wain-wright, Douglas 239 or Mrs . M. E.Light, Bayview 6950X. The publicis invited to attend all meetings, an dthere is no registration fee .

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polite and after that there was less merit had been se occupied in bring -likelihood of being offended where no i ing order out of chaos that it "almos t

offence was meant . It is a notable I completely neglected politics" wit hthe result that Mr . de Valera rapidlyrose to power.

The success of the Fianna Fai lparty in the 1932 elections foreshad-owed the abolition of the oath of al-legiance, because of de Valera's con-tention that "the elimination of th eoath was a measure required for th epeace, order, and good government o fthe state ." This was followed by therepudiation of the land annuities aswell as other acts—all tending to -wards complete separation of Irelan dfrom the Empire .

Mr. Keenlyside claimed that th eloss of all Ireland's economic advan-tages from association in the Com-monwealth would be a direct resul tof such a separation .

"CURSE OF AGE"(Continued from Page 1 )

press," he said, "does not exerciseany moral restraint what ever. Thereare many cases when newspapers aresued for libel, but no matter whatsum of money is received as compen-sation the damage has been cloneand cannot be rectified." He con-tinued to say that the publishing o fcrime details and the movements o fthe police greatly hindered the ap-prehension of criminals.

John Sumner said that just as th edevil can quote Scripture to his ownuse so can a newspaper distort a pol-itical speech by removing certainpassages from their contacts thereby

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THE UBYSSEY

Friday, November 10, 1933

Intercollegiate TitleTo Be Decided Tomorrow

In Final Grid Meeting

Soccer Team

And Chinese

Play Saturday

HUTTON • - HUSKY ALBERTAN

OREGON GRID GREATS

Interclass SoccerMon . Nov . 13, Sc . '35 vs Sc. '34, 12 :1 0

Tues . Nov. 14, Arts '36 vs Arts '37, 12 ;1 0

Wed . Nov. 15, Arts '36 vs. Arts '35, 12:10

Thurs . Nov. 16 Arts '37 vs Arts '34 12 :10

Fri. Nov. 17, Sc , '36 vs Sc . '37, 12 :10

Wed. Nov. 12, Aggies vs Arts '35, 12 :10

Thurs . Nov . 23 Arts '34 vs Arts '3512 :1 0

Fri . Nov . 24, Sc . '35 vs Sc '37, 12 :10

These games complete the pre-Chris-ties schedule . The remainder of th e

league will be played off after theholidays, the winner of the Arts' sec-tion playing the winner of the Scienc edivision for the inter-class cup an-nounced C . E. Dunne, inter-class Soc-

cer manager .

SWIMMIN GCoach Cox requests all swimmin g

team candidates to be on hand promp -tly at 6 ;30 Friday to take part in aspecial relay team practice .

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DO YOUR PART

Owing to the fact that theintercollegiate series with Al-berta is being held this Satur-day afternoon, English Rugb yand Grass Hockey games havebeen postponed .

In both cases this is a grea tsacrifice on the part of the play -ers concerned. The English rug -by teams will be forced to playgames one the Saturday afte r

lectures for the term end . Thi swill work a great hardship onmen in all years. Third andfourth year students who inmost cases do not write examswill be forced to stay at th e

University longer. First and sec-ond year students who writ eexams will have to give up tim ewhich could be spent on studie s

for the game.Considering the sacrifice that

these players are making for

the University other studentsmight follow their example and

do their part by attending the

intercollegiate series game,

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Varsity's Interscholastic Canadia nRugby team with its ranks sadly de-pleted, fell before the Magee HighSchool squad Wednesday afternoonby a score of 5-0 .

Magee's five points were not won

until the fourth quarter, when a Var-sity man failed tc retrieve the bal lafter the opponents had kicked itover the deadline, thus allowing thehighschoolers to make five points in -stead of the one which they deserved .

Varsity had only one substitute, theline-up being as follows : McKinley ,Kenney, Wilkinson, Housser, Cox ,Crosby, Wallace, Crysdale, McIntyre ,Begg, Vrooman, Barber, and Thomp-son .

WOMEN'S GRASS HOCKEYCLUB

At a meeting held last Monday, Hel-en Mayers was elected captain of theU . B . C. team and Ellen Raphael, cap-tain of the Varsity team . The gamesfor Saturday will be played in th emorning.

Hardy Cup DecidedTomorrow On Series

Points

Alberta To Be MoreAt Home Under

DaylightWill Vancouver have responded ?

Will the University of British Colum-bia have justified the pride of thethird largest city in Canada In its sea tof learning Such are the questionson every tongue on the campus .

Saturday's game will determine thesethings. U. B, C. has crashed the down -town papers in the world of sports .The Golden Bears may occupy theposition in the limelight that they holdnow if Saturday's final whistle shouldproclaim defeat for the Blue and Gil dtwelve,

The Green and Gol d

Thursday the Green and Gilder sfiled out on the stage. A roar of ap-preciation broke from the crowdedaudience that was the student bod yof U. B . C. Age and experience werethe first characteristics to make them -selves evident in that lineup. Everyman had a determined glint in hi seyes . They made a trip to the coastfor one purpose . U. B. C . met them ,also with a purpose .

They didn't say much , But therewas a lot in their manner that sub-stituted for the words they didn' tsay.

Curtains for the first intercollegiateseries in two years will fall at theconclusion of Saturday's encounterwith the Golden Bears of Alberta.Whether or not they will include i ntheir luggage the Hardy trophy is tobe decided on that momentous after-noon.

Doc Burke will have had his doubtsconfirmed or dispelled as to whetheror not his ambition can be once mor eachieved—that of turning out unde rthe most difficult conditions in th ecoaching world, a championship ag-gregation.

A New College Spiri t

The campus of the University ofB. C. has this week seen the greates trevival of college spirit in years . Tick -et-selling campaigns, radio jamborees ,pep meetings and yell practices ga-lore have taken place under feverish ]expectations of capacity crowds anda roaring, fighting ,tearing strugglebetween these two western colleg.

The Odds Are ClearDoc Burke has a line-up that out -

weighs the Albertans over ten pound sper man . Alberta has an aggregationthat is older and much more experi-enced on the average than U . B. C .'s .

Just how these two considerationsbalance each other were shown inThursday night's battle. Just how theywill figure in Saturday's game underconditions that are much more dow nAlberta's alley is yet to be seen .

The Golden Bears had not playe dunder lights before The air was misty ,the ball white, the sky black over

their heads. A strange rooting sec-tion sat in the stands, screaminghoarsely for an alien Alma Mater.A great metropolis was represented i n

that grandstand .Where the Cup ?

Tomorrow they will be used to Van -

couver. It is the fervent hope of theintercollegiate rugby fans in this uni -versity that they do not benefit toogreatly by that increased familiarity ,

Hager InjuredDuring yesterday ' s English rugby

practice Norm Hager sustained a bro -

ken collar bone. The Ex-King George

boy has been showing great form both

in practices and games and the oc-curence of this accident is most un-fortunate .

As he was running with the ball hewas tackled and hit the ground with

considerable force . The ground whichis rather hard in parts did the dam -

age . The English Ruggers hope for his

speedy recovery and look forwar d

to no more casualities in the future .

Now Is the Time For OfficialUniversity Mascot

Suggestions Now In Orde r

Students of U . B . C., are yoti aware

that our ,institution is lacking in an

important phase of college life? So

important is this deficiency that one

wonders how it is that it has gone

unnoticed . While other universitie s

possess admirable mascots, nicknames,

or what have you, for their athleti cteams, we have none . Why should got

U. B . C. take its place among the

horde of Bears . Trojans, Huskies,

Mules, Muskrats, Giraffes, and other

wonderful aggregations that cavort

each Saturday ,

How About "BA C, Beetles?"

This would be of utmost importance

to perspiring sports writers of this

paper. Rival sports writers are abl e

to tell haw the "U, of Oshkosh Ceti-pi squeezed out a tight victory fromthe Billingsgate Beavers" or how th e"Tiddletum Tigers tore to pieces theSiddlesump Silkworms." Alas, ourfaithful scribes are unable to expressthemselves in such zoological fan-tasies. Of course, this idea has itsdisadvantages . For instance, how th eloyal Lumpunian must blush when h ereads that the "Lumpunia Roaring

Lion was yesterday shredded by thePinkerton Peewit. "

Look, A prize !

Students of U. B . C. it is plain tous that we must have something of

this sort that roars, screams, growls,or at least shrieks. A complete set of

season tickets (used) will be given

to the student who suggests to u s

the best name for our mighty men of

muscle .

In regulation U.B.C. colorsof blue and gold

Regular $7.50 Blazers for

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"OH YEAH? "What ho! ye beardless boys .

Though the official fuzz growingcontest was an ignominous fail-ure the black bearded giants ofthe basketball team have mad ea spotting proposition .

They have unanimously a-greed to neither shave, saw ,nor clip their faces until the yhave defeated their traditiona lrivals, the Adanacs .

Should they lose Saturday thebasketball boys will be eligiblefor any House of David team ,within the eleven days beforetheir next, and final contes twith the Westminster outfit.

Ah me! what if they shouldlose both games.

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Game To Be Held At Cambie

Kozoolin Confident Of Victory

"There will be no hilarious cele-bration in Chinatown to-morro wnight," prophesied Paul Kozoolin ,Varsity captain, when questionedabout Saturday's soccer game .

"Our boys have not forgotten the3-1 setback we received from the Chi-nese Students earlier on in the sea-son, when with only ten men we heldthem even till half-time. Nor hasthe memory of the last minute 4-3defeat in the Mainland Cup final las tSpring withered away in our minds .You may be sure we will be out t oredeem ourselves tomorrow."

The game, the feature of the V .and D. week-end card, is schedule dfor 2 :30 p.m, on Cambie stree tgrounds, and Secretary Whitworth ofthe League is expecting many thous-ands to be on hand to add to th ecoffers of the worthy Injured Ptayers 'Fund .

Varsity will be at full strength, al lthe players having quite recovere dfrom their last game . After a prof-itable practice on Wednesday the sel-ection committee chose the followin gline-up: goal, Stan Greenwood; ful lbacks, Millar McGill and JockWaugh; half backs, Russ Stewart, Bil lWolfe, and Tim Louie ; forwards, Er-nie Costain, Paul Kozoolin, Jack Mar -tin, Archie McDougal, and Dav eTodd; reserve, Hughie Smith . How-ever, there is a possibility that Cos-tain may be moved back to the halfline, in which case Smith will occupythe right-wing position .

Manager Arnold White reminds th eplayers of the early start of the gam eand urges them all to be on the fieldby 2 o'clock.

GERALD PREVOST PROMOTED

Gerald Prevost, who has been thestar reporter of the Ubyssey thisterm, has been promoted to AssistantEditor .

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Student Support Necessary

Adanacs And Varsity SquadsWillTangle Again Saturday

Game To Be Third one wnn1Adanacs

The Adanacs will again visit theUniversity stronghold to assert thei rclaim of superiority when the twoleague leaders meet in the Varsitygym on Saturday night.

Crucial Game

This game is one of the most cru-cial games of the season, as a win fo rthe students will give them a goodchance of winning, or at least tyingfor first place in the league . Both theAdanacs and the Varsity teams havewon one game from the other. Theyplay only one more game togetherafter Saturday night and if the Blueand Gold squad wins the least they

can do is tie the Adanacs in games .The other teams in the league areconsiderably weaker than these tw oand should be disposed of compara-

tively easily .

Lots of Practice

Because of the importance of thisclash, both teams have been practicing

hard. Varsity has been out almostevery morning working out a decep-tive attack and etrengthening a power -

ful

Th ie ?defence, The boys are in good Say

condition and Bob Osborne seem sconfident that the game is as good a s

won,

Second Gridder sThe Adanacs have also been work -

ing hard under the able guidance of Lose Another GameTanny Butler and they are just as

confident of victory . The game is

going to be a battle of giants an dshould be fast and thrilling from

start to finish.

IMPORTANT NOTICE

.All members of the Women 's Grass

Hockey Club, must pay their clu b

fees Immediately to the secretary, Ell -

U. B. C . vs Ex-Kits — Connaught een A . Allchin. The Insurance fees,

Park at 10 a .m .

1k, for 15 members on each team have

Varsity vs. South Burnaby—Con- to be sent into the league before Nov ,

naught Park at 10 a .m .

15, Please co-operate .

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