3000 things magazine - halloween special
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The second issue of the 3000 Things Magazine, concerning everything by 3000 Things from The Quiz 3000 to Criminaly Vulgar Parties. Halloween Special.TRANSCRIPT
ISSUE #2 octoBER 2011
Maybe you got this magazine at the Quiz 3000 halloween special at transporter bar.We have these quizzes all the time, you can find out more here:
facebook.com/quiz30003000things.wordpress.com
DO NOT TOUCH YOUR PHONe DURING THE QUIZ
Shameless self-promotionWe have a band!
facebook.com/noisetigersnoisetigers.bandcamp.com
Published by 3000 Things Media. Yes, it is real. Contact: [email protected]
Renée RenéeEditor-in-chiefConcept, design and layout
Tate TatsenPontifex MaximusNice drawings
EMAIL FROM THE EDITOR
A very spooky hello to you!
I bet you weren‘t expecting another Quiz 3000 magazine, huh? Well, after the resounding response and critical acclaim we got for our first magazine, we thought we‘d throw together another one. We‘re funny like that. Not really laugh-out-loud funny, more like funny-weird.In this issue we have more street fashion, poetry and comics that we‘re sure you‘ll one day grow to love. Also some new features... go take a look,I‘m not going to list them all here.
Anyway, if this is your first Halloween, and you‘re not sure what the hell it‘s all about, then look it up on the internet. We aren‘t your mother, just your humble team 3000.
Happy Halloween!
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Email from the Editor
Quiz 3000 Statistics!!september 2011
interesting religious
ideas: the producers
the. most. writing.
splittergruppe
Number of teams: 16
Winning team: cosmo kramer
Losing team: die friedlichen rikschas
most oddly logical answer: team kühlschrank
The question was: In the song “Whenever, Wherever“,
why does Shakira consider it lucky that her breasts
are “small and humble“?
Their answer: Possibility of closer dancing.
best rhyme: die friedlichen rikschas
‘My breasts are small and humble, so you don‘t have so
much to fumble‘
winners of the loser prize!
the Winning team!More exciting pictures
in the next edition of
3000 things magazine!
september quiz photos
Dear Quiz 3000 magazine staff,
What the fuck, why doesn‘t my team ever win the Quiz 3000?!!I hate your quiz and I‘ll never come again!!!I will, however, be coming to the next quiz, so I guess I‘ll see you there.
from Robert Pattinson
Editor: Thanks for taking the time to write to us Robert. You have won this month‘s ‘Letter of the Month‘ prize!
Dear Quiz 3000,Why you no have more game questions?
Albert Einstein
Editor: How you writing to us when you dead?
Dear Quiz,Thanks for doing the Travis song lyrics question in September. My band isn‘t doing as well now as we did in 2000, and it gave us a real boost. We sold 3 copies of our singles album this week!If you could ask more questions about us, that‘d be great.
Sincerely,
Fran Healy (the singer)p.s. My solo album came out last year.
Editor: Hi Fran, nice to hear from you. It‘s great that you sold some more copies of your album! Keep up the good work!
The best letter every month wins a valuable and interesting prize. This month Banksy has donated an elephant for our lucky winner.
Letters to the Editor
Letter of the Month Winner
You have to understand, dear reader, that in Bobhoskinsworld there is not much else other than Bob Hoskins, therefore the choices in Halloween costu-mes are rather limited. Apart from that though, Bobhoskinsworld is a beauti-ful place of equal opportunity for everyone.
Stories From Bobhoskinsworld
tate
TOP 5 HORRORBLE BITS OF ADVICE(See what I did there?)
If you’re thinking of heading to the beach this winter, just don’t.Unless it‘s a tropical beach. The European beaches aren‘t any warmer than being at home. If you must go, remember to watch out for the octopuses.
winter TIP!
I see what you did there.
1. Just be yourself.2. Respect your elders.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. “Comic Sans is a good font for that!“5. Courtney Love.
THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF LOWER-EXPECTATION MAN
will lower-expectation man survive the fire? will his third-degree burns make a great halloween costume? or does he have something else in mind, a character from one of his favorite tv shows perhaps? what are his favorite tv shows, anyway? or maybe he's one of those people who say they don't watch tv? he thinks he's sooo much better than everyone else, doesn't he? What the hell was he doing in the middle of a fight between two radioactive giant monsters anyway?all these questions will be answered in the next
issue when the adventures of lower-expectation man continues.....
tate
PRETENSION SECTIONPoetry schmoetry
Platonic Monster Love
My face is green My hands are muddy
Am I a monster?No, I‘m your buddy
A Zombie Limerick
There once was a zombie from MaineWho thought that his diet was plain
So he kidnapped some SwedesAnd stuffed them with beets
But ended up eating their brains
Halloween Haiku
What are you wearingFor your Halloween costume?
I‘m going as Prince
Name: KevinAge: 17Occupation: Lead genius at the Idaho Apple store.How would you describe your style?My style is kind of different. It‘s kind of Demi Lovato-meets-Eva Longoria casual.
Street Style
Name: BobAge: 25Occupation: Scuba diving instructorHow would you describe your style?I‘m into nerd stuff. I love wearing anything that features old video game characters.
E ach month we feature an interview with a different Quiz 3000 team and ask them some questions, like a proper magazine. This month we caught up with the infamous Questionable Content team and asked them some questions about their.... content. Ugh,
why did I just type that?
How are you?Rhubarb, peas, and carrots.
How did you come up with the name Questionable Content?The Oracle told us to.
Why is your team the best team?Because you will never be disappoint and we always promise not to acci-dentally during the quiz.
Quiz 3000 Q & A with...
...QUESTIONABLE CONTENT
What was your favorite Quiz 3000 moment? The one with the chips and the questions and the music.
What‘s the deal with Halloween anyway? We think Dr. Sam Loomis can answer that one.
Is there something you‘ve always wanted to say in a free magazine that only about ten people will ever read? Sorry, but that is certainly not fit for print.
TATE & LAZY KITTEN play all kinds of music, from Bondage Fairies to Professor Longhair!
Every now and again at TRANSPORTER BAR
Start growing your moustache
now so you do not look silly at
our Movember Quiz.
It is in November.