TIFFANY’S GERBIL HAS RUN AWAY AGAIN! CAN

YOU HELP TIFFANY CATCH HER GERBIL BEFORE ROSS

HUNTS IT DOWN?

OH NO!

1. Have you ever been in a car accident — And was it your fault? Yes and NO it was not my fault.2. Who has been the biggest influence in your life? The biggest influence in my life has always been my Mom with her incredible work ethic, motivation and kindness. 3. What is your favorite place in the world? My favorite place in the entire world is my home. That’s where my family lives :)4. What is your favorite way to spend a Saturday? My favorite way to spend a Saturday is visiting with my Dad who lives a few blocks away.5. What is your worst pet peeve? My worst pet peeve is lying. I always tell my kids, “Tell the truth and I’ll go easier on you. If you lie, I will always find out anyway so it’s not worth it!” 6. Who is your celebrity crush? My celebrity crush is Robert Redford.7. Do you have any strange phobias? My phobias include severe fear of heights and claustrophobia. Nothing unique about it other than it is paralyzing fear of both.8. If you could bring back one toy from your childhood, what would it be and why? My favorite toy as a child was Stretch Armstrong. I sat in front of the fireplace as a child and warmed it up so it would stretch a lot farther. I finally split his leg and all the goo leaked out. I have a mini Stretch Armstrong now, but not the same thing. Super fond memories of playing with Stretch Armstrong is why I would love to have one again.9. If you had to describe yourself only using three words, what would they be? Responsible, Detailed, Honest.10. What is your favorite TV show? Forged in Fire.11. What is the last movie you saw? Last movie we watched, “Wonder Woman”. Last movie in the movie theater…have no idea. We haven’t been to the movies in many, many months.12. Would you rather be invisible or be fast? Invisible for sure!13. Would you rather become the world’s best at a skill of your own choosing or have the ability to speak every language in the world? I would rather be able to speak every language in the world.14. Would you rather lose the ability to talk for a year or lose the ability to read for a year? Well I love to talk and I love to read so this is a tough choice. But I guess I would have to give up the ability to read…sadly.15. Would you rather wake up tomorrow with one million dollars in your bank account or go back to the age of 5 with all the knowledge you have now? I would have to take the million dollars provided it was through legal means. I would love to go back to 5 with all of my knowledge, but I could never ever give up my family.

KRISTI MORTONGeneral Ledger Accountant

GETTING TO KNOW YOU

A woman had two sons who were born in the same hour of the same day in the same year, but they were not twins. How is that possible?

Why are 1988 pennies worth more than 1983 pennies?

Mr. and Mrs. Jones were young and active people. Theirnext door neighbor, Mrs. Jackson, who was 93. One day,they asked her into their house to do something that neither of them could do. There was no skill that she had that Mr. and Mrs. Jones did not have, so why did they need her help?

RIDDLES

Q: Are the 1988 pennies in better condition than the 1983 pennies?A: No.Q: Are the 1988 coins rarer than the 1983 coins?A: No.Q: Were the pennies minted in both 1983 and 1988?A: Yes. (But it’s irrelevant!)

Hint:

Q: Did Mrs. Jackson perform any physical action?A: Yes.Q: Was it something the Jone’s could learn to do for themselves?A: No.Q: Could Mrs. Jackson perform the same service for someone else?A: Yes.Q: Could Mrs. Jackson perform the same service for herself?A: No.Hint:

This is one of those problems that can appear totally mystifying and impossible to explain. However, you will kick yourself when you hear the answer. Suffice it to say that the two boys are brothers, born of the same mother and father on the same day of the same year at the same place. But they are not twins. What else could they be?

Hint:

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ANSWERS FOR VOL. 21

A: Short

A: Their surname

A: Nine