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1Riders, be ready: The NYPD cancommandeer your bus at anytime to take prisoners to jail.

Yesterday, MTA ChairmanJoseph Lhota backed theNYPD’s controversial confisca-tion of a public bus to trans-port Occupy Wall Street pro-testers who were arrested atZuccotti Park on March 17, thesixth-month anniversary ofthe movement.

“When you have situationslike this and the police deter-mine that they need to getfrom point A to point B, wewill help them,” Lhota said.

Protesters said police offi-cers stopped an M5 bus, whichruns the length of Manhattanfrom South Ferry to the GeorgeWashington Bridge, aroundmidnight by Zuccotti Park.They said the NYPD made pay-ing passengers get off and intheir place boarded dozens ofarrestees. Police rerouted thevehicle to the Midtown Southpolice precinct.

It is unclear if those riderswho were kicked off were re-

imbursed for their fare.Drivers who object to work-

ing with police can opt out ofdriving prisoners, Lhota said,because the police departmenthas officers trained to drivebuses. Lhota said the MTA of-ten works with other cityagencies to transport people inemergencies, like 9/11 andduring Tropical Storm Irene.

“This relationship betweenthe transit authority and theNYPD goes back to as long asthe transit authority has beenaround,” said Lhota.

But Occupy Wall Street pro-testers stormed yesterday’sboard meeting to voice theiranger. “Public resources havebeen commandeered by a pri-vate army,” said Shawn Carrie,22, an OWS protester who wasarrested on March 17, refer-encing when Mayor MichaelBloomberg infamously de-clared on Nov. 29, “I have myown army in the NYPD.”

OWS vs. MTA, Round 2MTA defends NYPD’s move to kick

riders off city bus to transportarrested protesters to jail OWSchains subway doors at 20 stations

Arrested Occupy Wall Street protesters were led onto the MTA’s M5 bus earlier this month.

‘Poopetrator’ on theloose in BrooklynBROOKLYN. Police are searchingfor the person responsible forsmearing feces on a numberof doors and keyholes in theProspect Heights and CrownHeights neighborhoods. Resi-dents began making the dis-turbing discoveries in the pastmonth, although one neigh-bor said it happened to herbuilding as far back as a yearago. METRO/CG

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Coop’s Israel boycottersvow to keep fightingPARK SLOPE. Those whoproposed the Park Slope FoodCoop vote to ban imported Is-raeli foods said they will notback down, despite the factthat the suggestion lost in a1,005-to-653 vote.

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No such thingas a free ride?NEW YORK. Thousands of ridersgot a free subway ride yester-day morning thanks to Occu-py Wall Street.

Well before rush hour, pro-testers sneaked into subway

stations and chained openmore than 20 entrancesacross the city.

Padlocks were reportedlydiscovered at 135th Street onthe 3; 116th Street on the 6;Halsey Street on the L; NinthAvenue on the D; BeverlyRoad on the Q; and CarrollStreet on the F stop in Brook-

lyn; as well as Steinway Streetand 65th Street on the R inQueens, among other stations.

The gates were open atabout 5 a.m. and the MTA cutmost of them down by 8:30a.m.

Protesters said theyworked in conjunction with“rank-and-file” workers from

the Transport Workers UnionLocal 100 and the Amalgamat-ed Transit Union.

A union spokesman deniedthe TWU was part of theattack.

Fliers posted in the subwayalso called for a “generalstrike” on the subways onMay 1. METRO/EAE

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Cops search for shooterPolice are searching fora man they say is want-ed in connection with anonfatal shooting inHarlem outside theNew Way Food Marketon Seventh Avenue. OnMarch 19, police saidthat a man approachedanother man, shootingat him and striking himmultiple times. Thesuspect is described asbeing 20 to 25 yearsold, 5-foot-8 to 5-foot-10 with a dark complex-ion, thin build, andblack hair. METRO/AB

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A Tebow fanCardinal TimothyDolan is excited aboutTim Tebow. The city’shighest-rankingCatholic said on hisradio show he is excit-ed that Tebow is thenewest Jet. “I’m kindof happy about[Tebow coming toNew York],” he said.“He’s a class act. I’vefollowed him withgreat interest and Ihighly respect him forhis unabashedly Chris-tian values.”

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After days of deliberation anda deadlocked jury, a judge de-clared a mistrial yesterday inthe case of Michael Pena, 27,a police officer accused ofraping a woman in Inwoodlast year.

But Pena still faces up tolife in prison. The jury decidedhim guilty of multiple countsof sexual assault on Tuesdayand he will be sentenced forthose convictions on May 7.

“In this brutal attackagainst an innocent youngwoman, the defendantshowed no mercy,” ManhattanDistrict Attorney Cyrus Vancesaid yesterday. ”At sentencing,we will recommend that hereceive none.”

The victim, who was incourt for the trial, reportedlysobbed when Judge RichardCarruthers announced that hewould end the trial.

The judge decided to de-clare a mistrial when the juryforewoman told him yester-day that they could not arriveat a verdict on the four rapecounts against Pena.

Jurors had told the judgethat they were deadlockedon the rape charge, but hadreached a consensus in a par-tial verdict convicting him ofsexual assault. The judge pre-viously had urged them tokeep deliberating.

Pena was charged last yearafter cops responded to a 911call in Inwood. A school-teacher, 25, on her way towork, said that he asked herfor directions to the train andthen pulled out a gun andforced her into a courtyard,where he allegedly raped her.

Accused of disabledabuseQUEENS. A couple accused of locking a partiallyparalyzed former neighbor intheir apartment for morethan a year remained heldwithout bail yesterday,authorities said.

The battered woman, 58,

who suffered a broken arm,ribs and a dislocated shoulder,was discovered by policeresponding to a 911 callplaced by her niece after shewas unable to reach her byphone for months, QueensDistrict Attorney RichardBrown said.

Police found the womanlocked in an empty room, ly-ing huddled on the floor. Shewas bleeding from the headand severely malnourished,said officials.

Patrick Donovan, 42, andMae Washington, 63, face lifein prison if convicted.

The victim is partially par-alyzed on her left side.REUTERS

“The defendants areaccused of turningthe victim’s life intoa living nightmare.”QUEENS DA, RICHARD BROWN

Mistrial for copaccused of rape

Judge declares mistrial, but ex-NYPD officer will still face up to a lifetime in jail Woman who says he attacked her sobs in court Kicked off the force

Kicked off the police forcePena was a three-year veter-an of the police force andwas assigned to a Washing-ton Heights precinct. Hewas fired from the NYPD onTuesday after the juryfound him guilty of the sexassault.

Pena’s lawyer concededthat Pena had attacked thewoman, but argued he didnot rape her and that theprosecutors could not provepenetration had occurred.

The minimum time for aconviction on predatorysexual assault is 10 years,with a maximum of 25years to life. METRO/AB

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When Reebok introduced agreen New York Jets T-shirtwith the number 15 and starNFL quarterback Tim Tebow’sname on it last week, NikeInc. says its rival was misap-propriating Nike’s rights.

In a lawsuit in U.S. DistrictCourt in New York, Nike ac-cused Reebok of taking unfairadvantage of “Tebow-Mania”— the phenomenon surround-ing the quarterback whomoved to the Jets from theDenver Broncos. Tebow hasdrawn attention across theUnited States not just as asportsman, but for his opendisplays of his evangelicalfaith on the field.

Reebok, a unit of Adidas,“has no authorization fromMr. Tebow or anyone else to

use Mr. Tebow’s name or otheridentification on such Jetsproducts,” read the lawsuit,dated March 27 and madepublic yesterday.

Nike said only they are au-thorized and licensed to useTebow’s name on football-re-lated products.

The Adidas unit was pro-ducing and selling Tebow-

identified Jets apparel prod-ucts “in order to capitalize onthe public’s short-lived in-tense consumer appetite forsuch products, and to preventNike from doing so,” accord-ing to Nike’s suit.

And Tebow himself is ap-

parently even getting involvedin the battle. A representativeof Tebow wrote to Reebok onMarch 23 and demanded thatit discontinue using his nameand remove the products fromall locations, the lawsuit said.REUTERS

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Who controlsTebow name?According to the suit, Nikeclaims there are only twoways to acquire the right touse an NFL player's name andnumber on merchandise.

The first would be to ob-tain the right directly fromthe player.

Companies can also en-ter a so-called “grouplicense” with NFL PlayersInc., the licensing arm ofthe NFL Players’Association, the players’union.

Nike said that it has a li-cense with both player andunion, and that Reebok nev-er had an agreement withTebow individually. REUTERS

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New York City made the top10 in an international list ofthe best cities for parks, com-piled by travel guide From-mer’s. And the city’s parksjust might get better thissummer.

New York joined Barcelona,Melbourne and London,deemed Frommer’s, whichgave a special nod to iconicCentral Park.

“Central Park is the city’sbest known patch of green,”the travel guide writes. From-mer’s also noted scenic FortTryon Park in upper Manhat-tan and Gramercy Park, whichrequires a key to enter.Prospect Park gets a shout-out, as does neighboringBrooklyn Botanic Garden. Inthe Bronx, the guide suggestsvisiting Pelham Bay Park.

And, in good news for NewYorkers, there will be severalnew additions to the city’sbeloved parks this summer:Williamsburg’s McCarrenPark pool will reopen on June28 after 28 years and $50 mil-lion in renovations.

The new pool will accom-modate 1,500 swimmers. Thepool has been the setting ofsummer concerts since 2005and is being built into a year-round recreation center,which, in addition the pool,will include a snack shop anda rooftop cafe.

After canceling concertslast year, the New York Phil-harmonic’s “Concerts in theParks” series will also returnthis summer.

The beloved free, outdoorconcerts will be held in a parkin each borough during the

month of July.Other new scenery will in-

clude Rockaway Park inQueens. That park will featurea new lawn and enhancedcoastal dunes, with more treesplanted nearby. The Parks De-partment hopes to have mostof the work done this sum-mer, when they estimate itwill be 77 percent finished.

But you don’t have to waitfor another season of parkadventures.

Last week’s warm weathermeans some cherry blossomshave already bloomed at theBrooklyn Botanic Garden.

And next week, the HighLine will expand its hours forthe spring, opening from 7a.m. to 10 p.m. instead of clos-ing at 7 p.m.

If you have to work, justbring your laptop — the citywill add Wi-Fi to six new parksthis year, from the High Lineto Flushing Meadows CoronaPark in Queens.

The pool at McCarren Park in Williamsburg will reopen on June 28 after being renovated.

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Create your ownpatch of greenGet your own green on thisweekend. The ParksDepartment will host aGreenThumb Grow Togeth-

er conference Saturday.GreenThumb, which

supports communitygardens in the city, is thenation's largest urban gar-dening program.

More than 1,000 garden-ers will meet in the Bronx

and learn everything fromurban beekeeping to theherbal use of commonweeds.

An estimated 600 com-munity gardens aresupported by the program.

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Today, Paris Hilton is onthe move, Jimmy Fallonis coming clean, KatyPerry wants you to beskeptical and Seth Mac-Farlane isn’t a fan ofredheads.

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There are few reality TV starswho know how to game thesystem as well as BethennyFrankel. Her ambition is awe-in-spiring: She’s risen from athrowaway contestant on2005’s “The Apprentice:Martha Stewart,” to, despitenot being an actual wife, one ofthe original five housewives on“The Real Housewives of NewYork City.” From there, shewrote several New York Timesbest-selling books, starred intwo spin-offs, “Bethenny Get-ting Married?” and “BethennyEver After,” and founded thecompany Skinnygirl Cocktails,which she sold last year for analleged $120 million dollars.

But is she so driven thatshe’s letting her marriage tohusband Jason Hoppy suffer?

That’s what In Touch is re-porting. They say that Hoppyhas moved out of their New

York City apartment and isstaying at a nearby hotel. Theyreport that Hoppy is claiminghe ditched the $5 millionTribeca condo he shares withFrankel and their 23-month-olddaughter, Bryn, because of ren-ovations. But a source thinks healso left because he’s fed upwith Bethenny’s diva behavior.“The fighting has gottenworse,” the source tells InTouch. Apparently, Frankel hasbecome overly obsessed withthe launch of her L.A.-basedtalk show. “Her energy hasbeen nervous and neurotic,”the source says. “He can’t takeit anymore, so he’s been doingeverything on his own.”

Or, this drama could just befabricated in order for fans totrain their attention back onFrankel in time for her talkshow, set to launch in Septem-ber. She’s witchy that way.

Is Megan Foxknocked up?After answering a slew of parent-ing-related questions while pro-moting “Friends with Kids,”Megan Fox is reportedly expect-ing her first child with husbandBrian Austin Green, according toStar magazine. “They just foundout,” a source claims, “and areincredibly excited.” The happy

couple won’t be sharing thenews just yet, though, the sourcewarns: “It’s still early, so they areonly telling close friends andfamily members.”

Williams and Segel:K-I-S-S-I-N-GAfter reportedly dating quietlyfor several months, MichelleWilliams and Jason Segelstepped out in public as a couplefor the first time, taking a post-dinner stroll in Brooklyn, accord-ing to Us Weekly. “He put his armaround her and made her laugh

as they walked,” a source says.“[They] seemed very relaxed.”And Segel was spotted the nextday bonding with Williams’ 6-year-old daughter, Matilda. Thesource adds that the couple is“trying to make it work. Shehasn’t been this happy in a longtime.”

Kutcher gets new‘Two and a Half’dealBefore “Two and a Half Men” canget renewed for another season,producers have to strike a deal

with new star Ashton Kutcher,whose contract only covered oneseason, according to Hollyscoop.“I don’t see any reason to contin-ue without him,” the show’s cre-ator, Chuck Lorre, says. “He’s areally nice man and he’s a reallyeasygoing guy; he’s very relaxedand very professional. He showsup and he’s ready to work; he’sprepared and he brings it.” He’salso already the highest-paid ac-tor on the show, earning areported $700,000 per episode.Of course, Charlie Sheen waspulling in $1.25 million anepisode before he was fired.

Talking points

Mama Fox?

Bieber isslapped with TwitterlawsuitJustin Bieber’s latest Twit-ter antics are causing himsome legal trouble. Bieberposted a random phonenumber — minus the finaldigit — and wrote, “Callme right now.” Two Texasresidents reportedlyreceived more than 1,000phone calls and are nowsuing the Canadian popstar for damages due to“reckless behavior,”according to Hollyscoop.What kind of damages arewe talking about? They’rereportedly after tickets to aBieber concert, an apologyand an endorsement of anonline business run by oneof the plaintiffs, amongother things.

Can a celebrity do any-thing outside of thestraight and narrow thesedays and not get sued?

What’s goingon withBethennyFrankel’smarriage?

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One ‘Touch’ creates a thousand ripples

If Kiefer Sutherland wanted toplay a role as far away from“24” hero Jack Bauer as possi-ble, he may have found it onthe new Fox drama “Touch.”

As Martin Bohm, a working-class widower struggling toprovide for his son, 11-year-oldJake, Sutherland is all despera-tion and heart where Bauer wasfearless and stoic.

“The character was so vastlydifferent, and the tone of thepiece was so vastly different,that that was part of [the‘Touch’ script’s] appeal,”Sutherland admits. But pullinga 180 on his résumé wasn’t the

only draw.“I had to read it a second

time to make sure that all ofthe things that were affectingme were affecting me on a per-sonal level as opposed to tryingto manage a career,” he says.“And the second pass had a pro-found effect on me. Does it hap-pen to also be a nice diversionfrom ‘24’? Yes. But I believe,honestly, that the reason that Imade the choice was because itspoke to me.”

Part of what, well, touchedthe actor was the central rela-tionship between father andson. All of those tender quali-

ties we’re not used to seeingthe actor portray are height-ened when it’s revealed thatJake is gifted — he is able toidentify the patterns connect-ing everyone and everything inthe world — but he is emotion-ally challenged, unable tospeak, and he refuses to let any-one, even his dad, touch him.

“The real driving force formy character is to just simplycommunicate with his son,”Sutherland says. “He wants tohave as normal a relationshipas he possibly can with his son,which I think every parent canrelate to.”

As the father of two daugh-ters — and grandfather to twoboys — Sutherland says, “Idon’t think anybody has a childand ... doesn’t want to be thebest they can possibly be forthat child. Martin is never go-ing to have the perfect, idyllicrelationship with his son,” heexplains, “and so there is a cir-cumstance, a kind of weight onboth characters where they justwill never completely win. Andthat is something that I amdrawn to certainly as an actor.”

It’s all connected

Jake is able to see theinterconnected nature of theworld and, with his father’shelp, makes sure there are nosnares in the web thatweaves together our lives. It’sa premise that gives “Touch”a message of hope.

“This show … explains thatthings happen for a reason,”Sutherland says. “Very muchlike the wildebeest that isstung by a bee in theSerengeti and starts a stam-pede and creates a dust cloudthat rises ... and starts a stormin the Gulf, there is a causeand effect to everything.There’s something wonder-fully comforting about think-ing that everything has apurpose and that there is nosmall moment.”

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Martin (Kiefer Sutherland, right) tries to communicate with Jake (David Mazouz) on “Touch.” The series airs Thursdays at 9 p.m. on Fox.

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‘Wrath of theTitans’

1Sam Worthington and LiamNeeson get all mythological

on you again in this sequel to“Clash of the Titans.” Based onthe ads we’ve seen, the peoplebehind this movie are moreambitious with their specialeffects than they are with theirtitling. Seriously, what’s next,“’Stache of the Titans”?

‘Mirror Mirror’

2Tarsem Singh puts his sur-realist spin on the Snow

White legend. Julia Robertsplays the evil queen whosemirror-mirror-on-the-wall hasthe gall to tell her she’s nolonger the fairest of them all.

‘The Hunger Games’

3Potter and the sparklyvamps had their time. Now,

a post-apocalyptic teenagehuntress takes center stage asa volunteer in her county’s an-nual Hunger Games, in whichtwo teens from every districtmust fight to the death as anact of gratitude towards therulers of their country, Panem.

‘21 Jump Street’

4Based on the ’80s TVseries, this one stars Jonah

Hill and Channing Tatum astwo less-than-slick police offi-cers who go undercover in anattempt to bust a high schooldrug ring.

‘Jeff, Who Lives at Home’

5By now, you’d think we’dbe sick of seeing Jason

Segel play a shorts-wearingmanchild who lives in hismom’s basement. And yet,we’re not at all. METRO

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Trayvon Martin:Don’t blame gunsRE: “SELF-DEFENSE DOESN’T MEANKILLING KIDS”: Zimmermanwould have attempted to killMartin regardless of whatweapon he used. If Martinwas stabbed or beaten, shouldwe then outlaw knives, clubs,baseball bats and sticks of allsorts? Gun laws, althoughwell-intentioned, do not detercriminals from committingcrimes — only innocentsfrom protecting themselves.John Stossel asked prison in-mates if they would prefermore or less gun laws. Theyall answered more gun lawsbecause criminals don’tfollow the law anyway. Gunlaws are nearly impossible toenforce. Criminals wouldmuch rather attack a personthey believe to be unarmedthan an armed person. KELLY DONNOE, LYNBROOK

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“It’s all about listening andkeeping yourself open to themoment,” says Magnet Theaterimproviser Louis Kornfeld.“You learn to throw yourselffully into a situation withoutknowing the outcome — andall you have is the other peoplearound you.”

All of the big, New York im-prov theaters, such as TheMagnet, Upright CitizensBrigade and The Pit, offer a safeplace to put yourself out there,as well as be a little vulnerable.

“A lot of the work teachesus to peel off the layers of coolthat we accumulate over the

years so as not to embarrassourselves. Being okay with em-barrassing yourself is a virtuein improv,” says Kornfeld. Try itout for yourself on Thursdaynights at their popular MagnetMixer, where improv novicesand experts alike can sign upto perform a quick scene to-gether in front of an audience.

But be careful: It’s a closecommunity you’re entering.After graduating from NYU in2000, Julie Klausner, the poly-math podcaster behind HowWas Your Week, took classes,

performed and eventuallytaught at UCB.

“The spirit of UCB is defi-nitely a collaborative one and asocial one,” she says, “Youlearn to work and play wellwith others.” Klausner addsthat most of her professionalrelationships can be tracedback to UCB. “I really do con-sider it my alma mater.”

If performing isn’t for you,UCB also offers writing classes.After dropping out of Yale LawSchool, Jessica Dweck movedto New York to pursue comedy,but found the open-mic scenefrustrating. If you’re serious,friends told her, go to UCB.

After taking UCB’s writingclass, Dweck is now a sketch-writer for the theater’s MaudeNight. She’s also of the rarecomics who gets to be funnyin her day job: Since October,she has been contributing toComedy Central’s IndecisionBlog.

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Despite a sore groin, Carmelo Anthony again stepped up in Amar’e Stoudemire’s absence due to a back injury.

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Stoudemire again, as keybench contributors madesure the Magic wouldn’texploit New York’sinjury-riddled startinglineup. Steve Novak inparticular torched theshaky Magic defense for16 points.

2Center of attention—Dwight Howard iswidely known as the

best big man in thegame, but last night thehulking center was nomatch for the wiry-strong Tyson Chandler.Howard finished withjust 12 points and five re-bounds.

3From downtown —Orlando came intothe game tops in the

league in 3-pointersmade (10) and attempted(27), but were anemic be-yond the arc, shootingjust 9-of-26 for 35percent. They were evenworse in the first half at2-of-13. METRO/TW

The Knicks seem to havefound an identity, and it hasnothing to do with their starpower, as they hammered theMagic into submission on thestrength of a gritty defensiveeffort in a 108-86 win.

Despite missing twostarters and a vital role player,the Knicks (26-25) used multi-ple scoring runs to erase anearly nine-point deficit. Pointguard Jeremy Lin (knee), pow-

er forward Amar’eStoudemire (back) and reserveforward Jared Jeffries (knee)all missed action. But theyweren’t needed, as the Knicksused a 15-2 run to end the

first half and then a team sea-son-high 21-0 run in the thirdquarter to close out a lifelessMagic squad.

Carmelo Anthony onceagain filled in for Stoudemireat power forward and domi-nated inside and outside, tal-lying 25 points. Anthony, whohas unselfishly played out ofposition as Stoudemire recov-ers from a bulging disk, alsoadded five rebounds and six

assists. The lack of healthy bodies

for the Knicks never deterredthem from stifling Orlando onthe offensive end. The Magic(32-19) only shot 44.9 percentfrom the field, including 34.6percent from 3. Jameer Nel-son led the Magic with 17points.

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Will Fireman Ed be buying a No. 15 jersey next season?

Ed riding with TebowIf “Fireman Ed” has his way, hewill be leading a sold-outMetLife Stadium in his infa-mous “J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets! Jets”chant after plenty of TimTebow touchdown runs thisyear.

The most visible and vocalof all Jets fans, Ed Anzalone andhis fireman helmet are onboard with the trade for Tebow.

“You got a guy coming tothe Jets who is a great guy, buthe’s also a football player — a

real football player. Is he a greatquarterback? No. But the guy,he’s a winner. Does he help ourteam? Yeah.

“Here it is: What is it costingme? What kind of player am Igetting? Everyone is going totalk about the circus but that’sthe media is making the circus.Do I think that there’s pressureon Mark? Squarely. But here’sthe bottom line: It’s up to Mark.He can shut everyone up.”

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Anzalone did qualify hisTebow support:

“I think Tebow is a goodfootball player. Do I think wecan win a world champi-onship with Tebow? No, notat this point; not this sea-son. Maybe down the line hecan be a better quarterback.”

In the news

Coughlin closeto signing long-term dealGiants coach TomCoughlin told reportersat the NFL ownersmeetings he will besigning an extensionwith the Giants soon.“Quite frankly, it’ll getdone. I’m not overlyconcerned.” Coughlin isentering the final yearon his current contract.The two-time SuperBowl winner willreportedly receive amulti-year extension.Owner John Mara saidit should be done with-in a month. METRO

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Jet disarray?Darrelle Revis mightwant to stay awayfrom word associationin the future.

The Jets’ All-Procornerback wasappearing on ESPNyesterday when hewas asked about theteam locker room.The first word thatcame to his mind?“Disarray right now.”He did say it wascaused by “peoplejust trying to findways to win” though.Good luck, Mr. Tebow.

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SHEN YUN: where the virtues of ancient China, the world’s finest dancers, a unique East-West orchestra and dazzling

animated backdrops converge to take you on a spectacular journey through 5,000 years of divinely-inspired culture. A Shen Yun perfor-mance not only delights, but more broadly, educates, enriches and inspires.

Every year, Shen Yun unveils an entirely new lineup of dances, songs, and musical

scores. At the core of Shen Yun’s performanc-es is classical Chinese dance with China’s nu-merous ethnic and folk dance styles rounding out the evening.

In a collection of short pieces, audiences travel from the Himalayas to tropical lake-filled regions, from the legends of the culture’s creation over 5,000 years ago to the story of Falun Dafa in China today, from the high-est heavens down to the dusty plateaus of the Middle Kingdom.

New York-based Shen Yun cannot be seen in China today, but it has become a global cul-tural sensation bringing the virtues and wis-dom of authentic Chinese culture to millions

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“A mesmerizing performance ... reclaiming the divinely inspired cultural heritage of China.”

—Donna Karan, creator of DKNY

EXQUISITE COSTUMESHundreds of gorgeous, hand-made garments spanning China’s dynasties, regions, and ethnic groups adorn every Shen Yun performance.

UNIQUE EAST-WEST ORCHESTRAThe only orchestra in the world featuring both classical Western and Chinese instruments as permanent members. Ancient Chinese instruments lead the melody on top of a full Western orchestra.

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—Ernie Anastos, Emmy Award-winning news anchor

WORLD’S TOP CLASSICAL CHINESE DANCERS

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5,000 YEARS OF DIVINELY INSPIRED CULTURE

shen yunRETURNING TO LINCOLN CENTER APRIL 18-22

Based in New York, Shen Yun is reviving authentic

Chinese culture, which has mostly been destroyed in

China under communist rule. Today, you can no longer

see a show like Shen Yun inside China.

AUTHENTIC CHINESE, MADE IN AMERICA

Principal dancer and choreographer Michelle Ren in Mulan Joins the Battle from Shen Yun’s 2009 world tour.