RotaryRotary Club of San Luis Club of San Luis Obispo de TolosaObispo de Tolosa

Demotion for President MarkDemotion for President Mark

One of Mark's early One of Mark's early inventions the "Tie-Kin", inventions the "Tie-Kin", was a dismal failure was a dismal failure despite his "You can really despite his "You can really clean your plate after any clean your plate after any meal" advertising meal" advertising campaign. Allegedly, Steve campaign. Allegedly, Steve Lombardi accepted a Lombardi accepted a payment in kind for his payment in kind for his services, and still services, and still continues to give these out continues to give these out as gifts to clients and as gifts to clients and relatives. relatives.

FBI picture before he enter FBI picture before he enter the witness protection the witness protection program. And sweaters are program. And sweaters are now used for a disguise. now used for a disguise.

I'm gonna make you an I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse offer you can't refuse

Officers Baker and Officers Baker and Poncherello relax after Poncherello relax after a tough day on the a tough day on the Highway. Highway.

Mark enjoyed many Mark enjoyed many years of service with years of service with Proctor and Gamble as Proctor and Gamble as an under-cover an under-cover deodorant tester. deodorant tester.

Lower Mark, Lower. Lower Mark, Lower.

Mark's early career as Mark's early career as a model for the K-Mart a model for the K-Mart catalogue was catalogue was understandably short-understandably short-lived.lived.

Barbara is an example Barbara is an example of timeless grace and of timeless grace and beauty. Mark an beauty. Mark an example of dated 70’s example of dated 70’s coco brown leisure coco brown leisure suits. suits.

What's the nice Jewish What's the nice Jewish girl doing with the girl doing with the masugana? masugana?

..and for the rest of ..and for the rest of the marriage...she the marriage...she carried him! carried him!

Is that one of those Is that one of those hippie baby carry hippie baby carry things? things?

Hurry and take the Hurry and take the picture, she's picture, she's slipping.slipping.

Duct tape was a Duct tape was a vital component to vital component to Mark's early dating Mark's early dating years. years.

Mark working as a Mark working as a duct tape salesman duct tape salesman at the PA State at the PA State Fair. Fair.

Mark was a pioneer in Mark was a pioneer in nano proctology. nano proctology. Shrunk to the size of a Shrunk to the size of a pinky finger Mark was pinky finger Mark was able to examine first able to examine first hand the ravages of a hand the ravages of a poorly treated colon. poorly treated colon.

Mark never saw the Mark never saw the rock sneaking up rock sneaking up behind him.behind him.

Mark dreamed of Mark dreamed of his boys winning his boys winning the belly flop the belly flop competition.competition.

The pool was the The pool was the best place for mark best place for mark to practice to practice levitating the kids.levitating the kids.

Mark quietly Mark quietly celebrates the recent celebrates the recent issuance of hisissuance of hismedical marijuana medical marijuana card.card.

The weather outside is The weather outside is frightful, my sweater frightful, my sweater so delightful... so delightful...

Mark's thinking; "man Mark's thinking; "man I look hot in I look hot in sweaters”.sweaters”.

While Barbara was While Barbara was excited about the excited about the arrival of their first arrival of their first child, Mark remained child, Mark remained strangely attached to strangely attached to his favorite kitten. his favorite kitten.

practicing for the practicing for the Olympic event "Family Olympic event "Family luge".luge".

A lot of people A lot of people didn't know Barb didn't know Barb dated Jim Jones dated Jim Jones before he left. before he left.

Mark takes his new Mark takes his new marijuana card out marijuana card out on the town. on the town.

One of Mark's One of Mark's signature K-Mart signature K-Mart portfolio shots.portfolio shots.

Yet again Mark had Yet again Mark had to pose by himself. to pose by himself.

And the 5th place And the 5th place finalist in this finalist in this year's Richard year's Richard Simmons Simmons Marathon, Mark Marathon, Mark Furia! Furia!

Don't ask....Don't Don't ask....Don't tell. Words that tell. Words that Mark has always Mark has always lived by.lived by.

““Hey, why won’t Hey, why won’t anyone run beside anyone run beside me?” me?”

Mark makes one Mark makes one final check to final check to ensure that his ensure that his head is really head is really attached before attached before the race. the race.

I dub thee prince of I dub thee prince of the pink panties.the pink panties.

Many insiders have Many insiders have concluded that concluded that Barbara is legally Barbara is legally blind. blind.

I don't want to be I don't want to be president of rotary president of rotary ever again, honey.ever again, honey.

A nice sunny A nice sunny afternoon, a afternoon, a beautiful woman beautiful woman on my lap, yet I on my lap, yet I feel strangely feel strangely irregular. irregular.

Proof that good Proof that good looks are passed looks are passed on through the on through the mother. mother.

Mark and son Mark and son celebrate another celebrate another successful tagging successful tagging project.project.

Mark's found the Mark's found the dynamic field of dynamic field of wheel-chair wheel-chair repossession to be repossession to be enjoyable, but not enjoyable, but not financially financially rewarding. rewarding.

Mark's loving Mark's loving parents visited him parents visited him while he was in while he was in rehab. rehab.

Jeff, Mark and Carl Jeff, Mark and Carl surprised the club surprised the club with their rousing with their rousing singing tribute to singing tribute to Somolian Pirates.Somolian Pirates.

Little known fact Little known fact that Jeff, Mark and that Jeff, Mark and Bud have a record Bud have a record deal with deaftone deal with deaftone records. records.

This isn't child-spree, This isn't child-spree, this photograph was this photograph was taken yesterday at taken yesterday at Macy's in Santa Maria. Macy's in Santa Maria.

The small child was The small child was nervous when the big nervous when the big elf came by. elf came by.

How often can you How often can you find a hat that find a hat that matches your matches your underwear so underwear so well....especially in well....especially in June? June?

Ever hear about Ever hear about couples who start to couples who start to look alike? look alike?

It was probably the It was probably the "Sing with me or else" "Sing with me or else" attitude that the attitude that the children found most children found most traumatizing. traumatizing.

Megan's Law required Megan's Law required Barb to lead the Barb to lead the Christmas Sing Along, Christmas Sing Along, while Mark (and his while Mark (and his ankle bracelet) ankle bracelet) enjoyed the songs enjoyed the songs from the adjoining from the adjoining room. room.

"Has anyone seen "Has anyone seen a goofy looking a goofy looking grown man in an grown man in an elf hat?" elf hat?"

It's always a joyous It's always a joyous day when Barb day when Barb finds size 16 hello finds size 16 hello kitty slippers for kitty slippers for Mark. Mark.

Mark's recent Mark's recent efforts to revive efforts to revive the Tie-Kin, never the Tie-Kin, never got off the ground. got off the ground.

Sorry, I prefer Sorry, I prefer sweater with a lot sweater with a lot of color and they of color and they need to make me need to make me look sexy too. I look sexy too. I have a image to have a image to uphold.uphold.

Mark knows that soon Mark knows that soon the drugs he put in the drugs he put in Barb's beer will take Barb's beer will take affect. affect.

Barbara suddenly Barbara suddenly realized he did look realized he did look better after the fourth better after the fourth or fifth beer.or fifth beer.

Sheepishly, Mark Sheepishly, Mark returns the stolen returns the stolen sod. sod.

Like many of his Like many of his better ideas, the better ideas, the dirt-pizza delivery dirt-pizza delivery service was service was somewhat less somewhat less than successful. than successful.

““When they said When they said come to a grass come to a grass party, I thought it party, I thought it meant something meant something else.” else.”

Badges? We don't Badges? We don't need no stinkin' need no stinkin' badges, I'm the badges, I'm the president of president of Rotary! Rotary!

““I’d like to I’d like to introduce you to introduce you to my Russian mail my Russian mail order bride.” order bride.”

Just smile and Just smile and pretend everything pretend everything is okay, and no one is okay, and no one will get hurt.will get hurt.

Separated at birth.Separated at birth. Mark had no idea Mark had no idea

what Paul meant what Paul meant when he called him when he called him a foxhole buddy. a foxhole buddy. Being patriotic, Being patriotic, Mark played along. Mark played along.

Mark has a special Mark has a special way of making us way of making us all proud to be all proud to be Rotarians. Rotarians.

My surgery is My surgery is scheduled for scheduled for Thursday. Thursday.

Mark's 30th year Mark's 30th year high school reunion high school reunion was a wild one. was a wild one.

What's the Tie-Kin What's the Tie-Kin dude doing with dude doing with my sweater? my sweater?

Mark, whatever Mark, whatever you do, don't pull you do, don't pull Bill's finger.Bill's finger.

Bill introduces his Bill introduces his new line of new line of sweaters called. sweaters called. "Off-Mark" "Off-Mark"

Mark thought as Mark thought as president of Rotary president of Rotary he could be like he could be like Obama and print Obama and print his own money. his own money.

....more proof that ....more proof that Mark enjoys his Mark enjoys his new card. new card.

Tie-Kins...the Tie-Kins...the perfect christmas perfect christmas gift. gift.

Donna Reed Donna Reed suddenly finds the suddenly finds the stand in for gramps stand in for gramps does not fit the does not fit the part. part.

Mark finally has a Mark finally has a group of admirers group of admirers even though their even though their cut outs.cut outs.

One is a goofy One is a goofy character who character who frightens children frightens children and the other is a and the other is a giant bird. giant bird.

Someone tell Mr. Someone tell Mr. Rodgers here to Rodgers here to get his hand off my get his hand off my tail tail

Behind me are the Behind me are the files containing the files containing the permanent records permanent records of each and every of each and every one of you. one of you.

Only two weeks Only two weeks left! left!

Thank you Mark for Thank you Mark for a job well done.a job well done.