We had hours and hours of a gray a?ernoon to kill in Dayton, Ohio, so upand down the streets we drove, aimlessly searching for something to make the timego by. ?e music store we soon stumbled upon had Sean Hannity audio books on prominent display and was littered with troughs packed full of obscure moviesfrom the 80�s that you could tell would eventually die a slow death in some rotting garbage dump.Disappointed, we le? and headed up the road a bit, passing non-descriptstorefronts and shops until ?nally spotting a bookstore on the corner. Perfect: it�salways easy to kill time in a bookstore. We walked in, out of the rain.It was quickly apparent that this was a strange store we had stumbled upon.Stu?ed animals hung low from the ceiling and the ?rst few shelves were all fullof children�s novels, so I initially assumed it was a �family-friendly� establishmentor something along those lines, stu?ed with inane fare running the gamut fromGoosebumps to �Chicken Soup for the Corporate Lawyer�s Soul.� But then, rightnext to all the kid books began an extensive porn section, including scores of weird, worn dirty paperbacks that appeared to hark from the 60s or 70s. ?ere was no signi?cant division between the sections, so �You�re a Good Man, CharlieBrown� rubbed covers with �Slutty Leather-Clad Hooker Bitches.� Weird, Ithought, ducking my head to avoid a dangling teddy bear.A nutty book store was a good sign. My main goal was to ?nd bizarre booksto ridicule in You Idiot, and I hit pay dirt a few aisles over in the �New Age�section, when my eyes spied a battered, frayed copy of a book that looked to ?t thebill nicely.�?e Magick of Chant-o-Matics� I said aloud as I pulled it out, immediatelyrecognizing that this could be good stu?�weird, obsolete pseudo-science (if youcould even call itthat ) peddled to the desperate many years ago, now a neglectedartifact tucked away in a weird bookstore. ?e book promised to �enable you toobtain power, money, health and protection at any time, any place and with aminimum of e?ort.� Hey, sign me up!Next to it were two other similarly-themed tomes entitled �?e Miracle of Psycho-Command Power� and �?e Magic of New Ishtar Power.� I picked up allthree, assuming it would be six dollars well spent.Once I got to the club we were playing at that night, I ?ipped throughthe trio and began cracking up uncontrollably at the contents. ?e common

! What�s the hold up?!�, and then Buckland mouthing the words�Oh Fuck,� as his eyes widen, running to his typewriter and pounding out bullshitas fast as possible.Actually, what am I saying? He wouldn�t have panicked; he would havesimply smiled, lit a candle, and chanted away:Screwed, screwed, screwedMe, me, meWrite, write, writeBook, Book, Book!Neblor el na noo!!And POOF! appeared the completed manuscript for Chant-o-Matics. From �You Idiot� by Nate Gangelhoff The Miracle of Psycho -Command PowerRaymond Buckland - The Magick of Chant-o-matics139351722 Al G Manning the Miracle of Universal Psychic PowerHow to Unleash Your Secret Mental PowersCyclomancyThe Miracle of Universal Psychic PowerRobert a. Ferguson - Psychic TelemetrySecret Mental PowersRobert Stone - Hypno CyberneticsEight Page Hypno Cybernetics ReportCarl Nagel -Sexual Psychic SeductionPsychic DemandAl G Manning the Magic of New Ishtar PowerVisualisation FinbarrHelping Yourself With White WitchcraftThe Secret(s) of A LifetimeMana Generator

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