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Slide 2 12-08333 Slide 3 Well begin with a story of lying trolls Who lied and lied to the courts, and Who forged the paperwork night and day til that fateful day Slide 4 That fateful day when the walls came down And courts among us would start to frown And life for the trolls became a sewer. Slide 5 They will sue ya, they will sue ya. Slide 6 Well they set up the victims with honeypots Then they sued and sued til the people fought They shamed them and they threatened with a boo-ya Slide 7 The scared ones paid them the cash they sought It paid for the cars that they had bought And in the night were the cries of Alan Coop-ah Slide 8 They will sue ya, they will sue ya. Slide 9 Popehat, Techdirt and all the rest Cover the scandals for me and you-ya They educate and they stimulate And raise awareness in every state And help us see through the manure. Slide 10 They will sue ya, they will sue ya.