10 Ways To Annoy 10 Ways To Annoy Mme LavigneMme Lavigne

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How To Stay After School In How To Stay After School In 10 Guaranteed Steps10 Guaranteed Steps

Method Number OneMethod Number One

Wait until she has given the class their Wait until she has given the class their instructions at least three times, then say; instructions at least three times, then say; “What’re we supposed to do?”“What’re we supposed to do?”

Method Number Two

Every day, right after recess, keep asking her if you can go to the washroom.

Method Number ThreeMethod Number Three

When she asks who hasn’t finished When she asks who hasn’t finished their homework, don’t put up your their homework, don’t put up your hand. Then, when she asks for your hand. Then, when she asks for your answer to one of the questions, say, answer to one of the questions, say, “That is one of the questions I didn’t “That is one of the questions I didn’t do.”do.”

Method Number Four

Wait until the day of a big test, then say to her, “ I don’t get how to do this!”

Method Number FiveMethod Number Five

Leaving your work area in such a mess Leaving your work area in such a mess that she thinks a bomb has gone off in that she thinks a bomb has gone off in the roomthe room

Method Number SixMethod Number Six

Act like a gangster when there is a Act like a gangster when there is a supply teacher in the room.supply teacher in the room.

Method Number SevenMethod Number Seven

Leaving clutter and food in your desk for so Leaving clutter and food in your desk for so long that a new lifeform is created in the long that a new lifeform is created in the mould.mould.

Method Number EightMethod Number Eight

Bring your assignments back to school so Bring your assignments back to school so crumpled and ratty looking that she thinks crumpled and ratty looking that she thinks you have been up all night practising you have been up all night practising origami!origami!

Method Number NineMethod Number Nine

Not completing assignments because of your busy evening of hockey, swimming, watching the big game, team practises, or washing your hair!

Method Number Ten

Telling Mme Lavigne that her jokes are about as funny as kissing a porcupine!

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J. Lavigne 2009