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    10 Final Fantasy Characters Who

    Almost Ruined Their Own Games

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    almost-ruined-their-own-games

    No matter what happens in future installments, Final Fantasys legacy is secured. No other

    franchisein

    gaming

    history

    could

    possibly

    hope

    to

    accomplish

    as

    many

    feats

    as

    Final

    Fantasy

    in

    a

    25yearlongreign.Sinceitsinception,theserieshasbecomerenownedforasenseofinnovation;

    alwayswillingtoexperimentwithgameplay,visualsandstoryinwaysthatcapturetheimagination

    anddrawyouintoitsvariousworlds.PerhapsthemostintriguingaspectofFinalFantasysimmense

    successisthedivisionitinspireswithinitsownfanbase;everybodyhastheirownfavouritegame;

    their own favourite character; their own favourite villain It doesntmatter howmany times

    peopletryandclassifyoneaspectofonegameasthebest;otherswillalwaysbewillingtostep

    upandfightthecorneroftheirfavourites.Thisallstemsfromthehighstandardofgameweexpect

    fromaFinalFantasyreleaseanditsthesehighstandardsthathaveperhapsledtoaslightdiminish

    withinthe

    series.

    Final

    Fantasy

    XIVs

    failed

    launch

    was

    seen

    by

    many

    as

    the

    first

    major

    blunder

    withinthefranchise,thoughotherspinpointthebeginningoftheseriesdemiseasfarbackasFinal

    FantasyVIII.Allofthatisirrelevantthough.EvenifSquareEnixreleaseadozenfailedMMOs,the

    qualityandstandardoftheFinalFantasygamesleadinguptoitwillnotbediminished.Still,within

    thesegames,thereareelementsthatareslightlyoffputtingtousasplayers.Withawidevariety

    ofcharactersandstoryarcs,youdexpecttobemore interested incertaincharactersaheadof

    others; thats simplyhuman nature. Interestingly though, some characters seem to be placed

    withintheseriessimplytoannoyus.Whyelsewouldyouintroduceheroiccharacterswithwildly

    inflated egos and aggravating personalities? This article seeks to highlight ten characterswho

    challengeduswiththeirappearancesthroughouttheseries;characterswhoannoyedus,upsetus

    oroffended

    us

    with

    their

    pointless

    ways.

    Whether

    it

    was

    an

    annoying

    personality

    or

    habit

    or

    an

    infuriatingsidequestwhichwastedourtime,thesetencharactersshouldbeashamed fortheir

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    crimesagainstustheplayers.Ofcourse,asalreadystated,thisisntadefinitivelist.Everybodys

    opinionswill be different here so please feel free to disagree and add your thoughts to the

    commentsbelow;Idwagerthattheresatleastonecharacteronthislistthateverybodycanagree

    onthough.

    10. Umaro Final Fantasy VI)

    Interestingly,FinalFantasyVIwascreatedwithnomainprotagonistinmind;itscharactersform

    moreof

    an

    ensemble

    than

    any

    other

    Final

    Fantasy

    game.

    As

    such,

    theres

    arange

    of

    creative

    characterswithmanyoptionalchoicesthatcanbemissedentirely(especiallywhenintheWorld

    ofRuinwhererediscoveringcertaincharactersisoptional).Ofcourse,whenyoureintroducinga

    widerangeofcharacters,notallofthemaregoingtobehits.Umaroisaremarkablystrangechoice

    foraplayablecharacter,evenbyFinalFantasystandards.Hesaberserkeryetiwhodoesnttake

    anycommandsfromtheplayer;hesimplyusesphysicalattacksandgenerallydoeswhateverhe

    wants.Notexactlythesortofpartymemberyouwantaroundwhenthegoinggetstough.Even

    strangeristhewayyourecruithimintotheparty.IntheWorldofRuin,Umaroisencounteredina

    mineandafterabattle, ifMog is inyourparty, theMooglewillcommandUmaro tojoinyou;

    apparentlyMog

    knows

    how

    to

    control

    him.

    Its

    abizarre

    partnership

    to

    say

    the

    least;

    so

    bizarre

    in

    factthatwhenheldupagainstthemorematurestorylinesinFinalFantasyVI,itkindoffallsapart.

    TheresvariouswaystogetthemostoutofUmaro inbattlebutwith littlestoryandcharacter,

    whenallissaidanddone,onequestionreallyremainsaboutUmarowhy?

    9. Edward Final Fantasy IV)

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    Isitpossibletohaveaplayablecharacterwhowasplacedinagamejustforoneline?Edwardsfirst

    appearanceinFinalFantasyIVseeshimbeinginsultinglyreferredtoasaspoonybardbyTellah.

    Itsanexampleofthesillinessoftheseriesaswellassometerrificallypoortranslationthroughout

    theyears,butitssomehowincrediblyapt;thereissomethingratherspoonyaboutEdward,after

    all.AtleastpartofTellahsexclamationisrightanyway;Edwardisabard.Hesalsoaprincebuthis

    loveformusicfaroutweighshisloveforpolitics.Hisstoryfeaturesanearlytragedywhenthelove

    ofhis life,Anna, iskilledbyGolbez (whoalsostealsEdwardsairship forgoodmeasure)and it

    doesntgetmuchbetterfromthatpoint.Hespendsalotoftimemopingabouthislostloveand

    therestofthetimeactingcowardlyandveryunprincely.Healsoendsupbedriddenformostof

    thegame(althoughhedoeshelpthepartyoutgreatlyfromthecomfortofhisbed),furthermaking

    himlookweakanduseless.Inbattle,hisstatsareprettypoor(theyskyrocketafterLevel70butin

    theoriginalSNESversion,yousimplyarentgoingtogethimthathigh)andhisabilities,mainlySing,

    are fairly useless. He also uses Hide when his health is low, saving him from death while

    simultaneouslymakinghimunusuable.Edwardmightnotbemuchofafighter(oracharacterin

    general)butwellforeverrememberhimastheSpoonyone.

    8. Squall Final Fantasy VIII)

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    Squallofferssomethingofadilemma;asthecentralcharacter,hes imperativetoFinalFantasy

    VIIIsnarrativeyethis irritatingpersonalityandunsociablehabitsmeanthatitshardtorootfor

    him.Hesacharacterthatdividesopiniononanincrediblescale;someviewhispersonalitytraits

    asinhuman(andtherefore,highlyproblematic)whiletheresalsoanargumentthathiscynicaland

    coldwaysmakehiman intriguing characterone thatwewant to seemoreof.Squalls stoic

    personalityderivesfromanintensefeelingofloneliness;acombinationofhislifeasanorphanand

    afeelingofabandonmentfromthegirlhelooksuptoashisoldersister.Whenthisstorylineactually

    develops,itsaninterestinglookatourhero,givingusthechancetopeelbackhisrigidexterior

    andseewhatliesbeneath.Sadly,itcomesverylateinthegameandforsome,thedamagemay

    havepermanentlybeendone.Yousee,Squalldoesntseemtogetonverywellwithpeople.His

    talents allow him a leadership rolewithin the SeeD organisation (specifically leading Zell and

    SelphieontheirfirstassignmenttoTimber)buthisdismissiveattitudemakesyouwonderwhyhes

    entrustedwiththisrole.Eventhosewhofollowhimmockhimforhispoutyways;QuistisandRinoa

    bothpreemptivelycopyhimwithhiscatchphraseWhatever.Hesreallynottheworldsbiggest

    badass.Yes,SquallsdevelopmentiscentraltoFinalFantasyVIIIandseeinghimfinallyopenupis

    agenuinelyawesomemoment.Still,youcanseewhysomanyfeltthatthejourneytogetthere

    simplywasntworthit.NotthatSquallreallycareswhatwethinkanyway.

    7. Cait Sith Final Fantasy VII)

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    Youhavetobeespeciallyabnormaltobetheweirdestcharacterinagamefeaturingavampire,a

    manwithagunforanarmandatalkinganimal.CaitSithisdefinitelyabnormalthough;hesagiant

    stuffedanimalcontrolledbyaroboticcatwithamegaphone(whosactuallybeingcontrolledby

    ReeveofShinrayouknow,thebadguys).UponjoiningthepartyintheGoldSaucer,CaitSithacts

    asaspyforShinra.Cloudquicklysuspectsthatthegrouphasaspywithinitsmidstsbutdoesnt

    seemtosuspectthenewguyatall.Lateron,hestealsakeyitemfromthegroup(thekeytothe

    TempleOfTheAncients)andhandsittoShinra.Whencaught,herevealshistruecoloursbutthen

    announceshesholdingBarretsdaughterhostage,forcingthegrouptokeephimaround.Itsfair

    tosaythathesnotateamplayer.CaitSithsredemptionarrives intheTempleOfTheAncients

    whenhesacrificeshimself toget theBlackMateria.However,mereminutes later,an identical

    replacementshowsup,makingtheentiresacrificeordealirrelevant.Ontopofallofthis,inbattle,

    hislimitbreakisentirelyrandomandhasachancetogiveyouanimmediateGameOverscreen;

    CaitSithmightbethefirstcharacteryouveeverwantedtoliterallyknockthestuffingoutof.

    6. Zell Final Fantasy VIII)

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    PerhapsitsintentionalthatnearlyeveryFinalFantasygamehasacharacterthatsbeenperfectly

    designedtoannoyyouonaconstantbasis;howelsecanyouexplainZellsexasperatingroleinFinal

    FantasyVIII? Zell isaneardisastrousmixofarrogance, stupidityand speech in capital letters,

    meaning that when hes not annoying you by trying to fight everyone, hes saying or doing

    somethingthatsboundtogetyourpartyintotrouble.Theresagreatexampleofthisduringthe

    partysearlymissioninTimber.ThePresidentofGalbadia(whothegrouphavebeentaskedwith

    kidnapping)ismakingaspeechontelevisionbutbeforethegroupcanputtheirplansintoaction,

    Seiferstormsinandholdshimhostageinfrontofthenation.WhenyouarriveintheTVstudio,Zell

    blurtsoutthatSeiferisfromGarden,despiteSquallsdesperateattemptstoshuthimup,directly

    leadingtoGalbadiatakingmilitaryactionagainstthethreeGardens.Greatjob,Zell.ZellandSeifers

    rivalry is actually a running plot thread through the early stages of Final Fantasy VIII and its

    unbelievablysilly.Seifer likestocallZellachickenwusswhich,despitebeingoneoftheworst

    insultsevercreated,getsunderZellsskinforsomereasonandusuallyleadstohimfiringupina

    big,melodramaticfashion.Hedoesbringsomegoodqualitiestothetable(particularly inbattle

    wherehislimitbreakseeshimperformingwrestlingmovesonfoes)butZellsannoyingqualities

    willundeniablyhaveyoufacepalminglikeSquallonaconstantbasis.

    5. Vaan/Penelo Final Fantasy XII)

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    Whenareyourmaincharactersnotactuallyyourmaincharacters?WhentheyreVaanandPenelo.

    FinalFantasyXIIsmainstorydealswithAshesquesttoaccumulatepowerandregaincontrolof

    herkingdomafteritsoverthrownbyabetrayal.VaanandPeneloaccompanyheronthisjourney,

    actingasviewpointsonthevariousevents.Thisseemsstrangethough,giventhattheyrethefirst

    charactersintroduced inthegame(asidefromthetutorialsectionwhichfeaturesVaanssoldier

    brotherReks).Forthemajorityofthegame,youllbecontrollingVaan,yet inanarrativesense,

    hesnotreallythemaincharacter.PerhapsSquarefeltthatAshestalewastoldbetterfromathird

    personperspectivebutitalsounderminesVaanscharactersomewhat.Vaansmaindevelopments

    centeraroundhisdesperatewanttoobtainanairshipandbecomeaskypirate.Lateron,headmits

    that this isdrivenbyadesire to leavethememoryofhisbrotherbehind.Peneloservesashis

    companionandthatslegitimatelyprettymuchit.Together,theylearnabouttheworldofIvalice

    duringtheirtravelsbutbeyondthis,anystoryfocusedonthemascharactersisprettymuchnon

    existent.VaanandPenelosproblemisntevenreallytodowiththemascharacters;itsmoretheir

    frustratingrolewithinthestory.Theyregivenlittleopportunitytostandoutandbytheendofthe

    game,theyreonlyslightlybetteroffthantheywerebefore.Plus,theresasectionofthegame

    where youre required to run around as Vaan and yell Dont listen toOndores lies! in the

    smuggestvoicepossibleyeah,thesetwodefinitelyneededmorework.

    4. Quina Final Fantasy IX)

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    AfterthesemirealisticworldsofFinalFantasyVIIandVIII,Squaresdecisiontoreturntoitsmore

    bizarrefantasyworldsinFinalFantasyIXallowedthemtobringtheirimaginativecreationstothe

    foreonceagain.Howelsedoyouexplainthedecisiontocreateahumanoidleadcharacterwho

    hasatailfornoreason?TheresplentyofweirdandwonderfulcharactersinFinalFantasyIXbut

    nonecomeclosetothebizarreappearanceofQuinaQuen.ItsalmostimpossibletodescribeQuina

    inwords,thoughthefirstthingtopointoutisthatQuinaisactuallygenderless(aprettyannoying

    charactertraittowriteabout,asitturnsout).QuinaspeaksinbrokenEnglish,forcinghim/herinto

    aJarJarBinksesquerolewithinthegame;notthebestroletobeplayinginanything,really.Quinas

    definingcharacteristicisaloveforfoodwhichisprettymuchthecharacterssolepurposewithin

    thegame.S/he initiallyjoinsyourpartyonhis/herownquest todiscovernew foodsand s/he

    regularlydepartsthegroupwhilechasingdownfoods,convenientlyreturningwhen itstimefor

    thegrouptomoveon.Annoyingly,this isprettymuchQuinasrolethroughouttheentiregame.

    S/hellpopup inseveralActiveTimeEventsorwhenthegroupfirstentersanareaandusually

    makeacommentaboutcuisinebeforedisappearing.Itsrepetitivetosaytheleast.Onapositive

    note,Quinacanbequiteuseful inbattleass/heactsas theBlueMageof theparty inbattle,

    learningenemyskillsbyeatingthem.Ofcourse,theproblemwithanyBlueMageclassisthatin

    ordertomaximisetheirusefulness,youhavetospendtimetrackingdowneveryskillforthem.If

    yourefullyinvestedinFinalFantasyIXandlookingforasmuchadventureaspossible,thatsfine.

    Otherssimply

    wont

    bother

    and

    Quina

    simply

    wont

    match

    up

    to

    other

    party

    members.

    If

    Quina

    hadsomeactualstory(andagender),s/hemighthavebeenadecentcharacterinFinalFantasyIX,

    despitehis/herbrokenEnglishandannoyinghabits.Sadly,s/hesrelegatedtosimplecomicrelief

    andlikeJarJarBinks,halfthetime,itsimplyisntfunnyenough.

    3. Tidus Final Fantasy X)

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    Itshardbeingstuckinyourwaysandthensuddenlyfindingyourselfcompletelyoutofyourdepth

    inawholenewworld.Well,at least,thatswhatTidusstoryinFinalFantasyXtellsus.TheStar

    PlayerOfTheZanarkandAbesistransportedtoSpirawhenSindestroyshishomeofZanarkand

    andhefindshimselflostinaworldwhichisalmostcompletelydifferent.Youreallyhavetofeelfor

    theguy.Ornot.MaincharactershavedividedopinionintheFinalFantasyseriesbefore,butTidus

    iseasilythemostconflictcausingprotagonistofall.Hisnaivetyandignorancemeansthathesa

    prettygoodcharactertocontrolaswe,theplayer,learnaboutSpiraourselves,thoughthiscauses

    alotofawkwardsituationsthatjustmakeourherolookstupid.Akeyexampleisearlyinthegame,

    whenWakkawarnshimagainsttellingpeoplehesfromZanarkand(inSpira,itsregardedasaholy

    place.Plus,itsbeendestroyedforathousandyears).Despitethis,Tidusproceedstotelleverybody

    thatlllistenthathesTheStarPlayerOfTheZanarkandAbes,completelydisregardingWakkaswise

    warnings.Whilethisneveractuallycausesanyconflictwithinthegame(well,hedoesgetbranded

    aheathenbyanoldwoman),ithardlypaintsTidusasthesortofintelligent,heroicfigurewewant

    tobeplayingas.

    2. Hope Final Fantasy XIII)

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    ItsfairtosaythatthereareveryfewredeemingfactorsinFinalFantasyXIIIssixmaincharacters.

    Lightning,Sazh,SnowandFangcanbestbedescribedasalrightandVanille isoneoftheseries

    mostdivisivecharacters.Still,nonehavedrawnasmuchhostilityasHopeandforgoodreason.A

    lotofHopesproblemsstemfrombiggerproblemswithFinalFantasyXIIIscharactersingeneral.

    Were given littlemotivation to care about their plight or themselves as characters and they

    developveryslowlyduetoalackofinteractionthroughoutthegame.Infact,thegroupissplitfor

    thevastmajorityofthegame,preventingusfromseeingthevariousdynamicsofthepartyatwork.

    Perhapsworstofallthough,thisallservestohighlightHopeasthegamesmostirritatingcharacter.

    Hismothersextremelyunsurprisingdeathearlyon inthegame isclearly intendedtoattachus

    emotionallytothecharacter,yetitfallsflatasheproceedstoblameeverybodybutactualkillersfor

    herdeath,drivingawedgebetweenhimselfandthegroup(especiallySnow)fornexttonoreason.

    Heconstantlymoansaboutthegroupssituation,ratherthanembracingitandyouconstantlyget

    thefeelingthathesimplywantstocurlupinaballandgiveup;hardlythemostheroicofactions.

    Thankfully,Hope is redeemed slightlywithhisappearances inXIII2 and LightningReturns (or

    FFXIII3)wherehesfarmorematurewithhishighintellecthelpingyouthroughoutthetwosequels.

    Sadly, in Final Fantasy XIII, theres little of that on show. Again, Final Fantasy XIII wont be

    remembered fondly for itscharactersbutHopesconstant lackofhope (intentional irony?)will

    haveyourollingyoureyeseverytimehesonscreen.Asahero,Tidusdevelopslateoninthegame,

    especiallydue

    to

    his

    love

    story

    with

    Yuna

    becoming

    more

    central

    to

    the

    plot.

    Sadly,

    to

    get

    to

    that

    point,wehavetoendurehisirritatinglycockyattitude,hisinabilitytolearnbasicmannersanda

    laughsceneinLucawhichhaslivedininfamyforbeingoneoftheworstscenesintheentireseries.

    Plus,hefitsintothedumbblondestereotypeperfectly;timetobuckupyourideas,Tidus.

    1. Yuffie Final Fantasy VII)

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    Optionalcharactershaveittoughintheworldofroleplayinggames.Duetotheiroptionalstatus,

    theyveryrarelyget involved inmajorploteventsandtheirownstorylinesmaybesignificantly

    worsethanothersinthegame.YuffiemaybeanoptionalacquisitioninFinalFantasyVIIandthats

    perhapsforthebest;ifyouknewthetroubleshewasgoingtocauseyou,inhindsight,youmight

    haveturnedheraway.Yuffiefirstappearsasarandomencounterontheworldmap inaforest

    region (the earliest possible location isjust outside JunonHarbour).After battling her, youre

    transportedtoanopenfieldwhereyouhavetopickthecorrectresponsestoherquestionsinorder

    togethertojoinyou.Ifyousomuchasopenamenuortrytosaveatthenearbysavepoint,she

    willrobyouandleave;apparentlyshehaslittleworriesaboutmakingagoodfirstimpression.If

    youhaveYuffieintheparty,shellmakeafewhumorousappearancesthroughout(suchaswhen

    shegetsajobataMateriastoreparttime,onlytorobthemwhen leavingwiththeparty)with

    littletooffend.YuffiecomestotheforewhenthepartyarrivesinherhomenationofWutai.Here,

    sheleavesthepartytemporarily,takingthegroupsMateriastashwithher.Thisleadstooneofthe

    gamesmostfrustratingsegments;withnoMateria(andthereforenomagic),thefightsinWutai

    becomemuchtougheranditsimpossibletoleavewithoutfinishingthestoryline,whichinvolves

    chasingYuffieallovertheplace.Great.Forthemajorityofthegame,Yuffieisaninoffensiveyet

    unimportantcharacter.Sheappearsinseveralscenesandhassomefunnylinesbutapartfromthat,

    shedoesntdoalot(shedoesntevenappearinthegamesclosingFMV).HerstorylineinWutaiis

    achore

    though

    and

    while

    its

    optional,

    youll

    undoubtedly

    find

    yourself

    stumbling

    upon

    it

    during

    yoursearchfortheTempleOfTheAncients.Here,Yuffiesannoyingqualitiescometolightandits

    hardforhertoregainourtrustafterputtingusthroughsuchagrueling,testingtime.

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