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問：一星期有多少天？Q : How many days in a week?

答： 6 個星期六， 1 個星期天 A : 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

問：退休人員何時上床睡覺？ Q : When is a retiree's bedtime?

答：躺在長沙發打盹三個小時之後。 A : Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

問：換一個電燈泡須要多少退休人員？ Q : How many retirees to change a light bulb?

答：只要一個人，但是可能要花一整天時間。 A : Only one, but it might take all day.

問：什麼是退休人員最大的牢騷？ Q : What's the biggest gripe of retirees ?

答：每件事情都沒有足够時間去完成 . A : There is not enough time to get everything done.

 

問：為什麼退休人員不介意叫他老人？ Q : Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?

答：因為可以享受公車免費、航空機票半價 、捷運四折及免繳健保費。 A : The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

問：退休人員怎樣才被認為是服裝整齊？ Q : Among retirees what is considered formal attire ?

答：鞋帶已經綁好。 A : Tied shoes.

問：為什麼退休人員老是在數零錢？ Q : Why do retirees count pennies

答：這是他們唯一有時間做的事情。 A : They are the only ones who have the time.

問：怎麼稱呼喜歡工作而拒絕退休的人？ Q : What is the common term for someonewho enjoys work and refuses to retire ?

答：瘋子 ! A : NUTS !

問： 為什麼退休人員不急於清理地室、 頂樓或車庫？Q : Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage ?

答： 他們知道，當他們清理之後，他們的 孩子會將物件堆放在那裡。 A : They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

問：退休人員對於冗長的午餐看法怎樣？ Q : What do retirees call a long lunch?

答：這是正常不過的事。 A : Normal.

 

問： 什麼是描述退休的最佳方式？ Q : What is the best way to describe retirement?

答：整天都是泡茶休閒時間。 A : The never ending Coffee Break

問：退休人員回到學校進修的最大的好 處是什麼？ Q : What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?

答： 如果您逃學，不會有人通知您父母。 A : If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

 

問：為什麼退休人員經常說他沒有錯過工 作，但錯過曾經與他一起工作的人？Q : Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?

答：他太謙虛了，所以無法說出整個真相。 A : He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

問：您整個星期都在做什麼？Q : What do you do all week?

答：星期一到星期五什麼也沒做，星期六及 星期天休息。 A : Monday to Friday; Nothing, Saturday & Sunday I rest.

             

您覺得退休如何？ 將這篇分享給您知道的退休人員。 我肯定他們會認同其中某些項目 ! 如果您尚未退休，您也必須瞭解退休後的一些

情況。 Share this one with all the retirees that you k

now. I'm sure they can relate to some of them! AND, If you have not yet retired, look what y

ou have to look forward to.

 

幸福是去旅遊，不只是抵達目的地， 沒有比現在更愉快的了 .......活著並享受此刻美好時光。活著並享受此刻美好時光。 Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, there is no better time to be happy than NONOWW .......

Live and enjoy the moment.Live and enjoy the moment.

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