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f.· r M t · ·· 1 ·-j .. •• 1 ., ... · ·- ... -r ·l·! ·'·~; ·'r .,)"". ··AI h Ph , ~ , ... , ~ :·, J teen en \·~\-\Y~~:\: "'"~\~. , . .-.(~\.\ -~- :· . }·~\ .·- "f'Q.u:l~H~'a 1;dl;J_ ~~~;··-~~~~i:'~;;~~~:. ~.;~~l~~i . beta.· p a .. i ~ ~.·._-. ~- Go. to D.elmont.e.·· .- ~ ___ ; ' . - - ~- - ·'· f ;! .ll J·· 11- , . )''li'~'.l:g_~~ ",,t-!/lt·/1 lf_t' ·bi'l/ , ..• Ji, d GJ I Cl . b t ., ., · s . ~"" ., _ , . ~- . . . __ 11 ·· 11 .;-·fd ~i .•. ,/} __ j __ /_~ .... v · · i>f.fli>t\.~i~ ·• -~{.~ ·-~":, an e_e u . o .;!II .. -~:· with Rudelhis!,· My frwnds, have you heard lofdhe jftow.u :of tiYa:w;Jl; rD_Ili ~· ·) l' r• ,, l'f 'G. hG ' k PI ' !I' . . \ ,ri 1\ .. 1 On the banks of the_: :n~vei•t'Sfow . .. ~·:~H~ .. , ~.·c_n!h. ;,ilct T~· l.l, ifti;· __ :, ; >~L! IVe ree . ay
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o?ms .e · a1t-:. 'ru,I -~qtto:-f_.'~litt1~If1:: t~ - '·)~J_:, '/,J1ni'u f Lr•· · :; •• ,. ... .. 1 •• t .,.i ",.,Ten Sophomores ' and five ·:membe~s· : , .. ·_,' ''1 A d tl I ' f G E · , · • " ' · · hi d th GI Cl b ·'' •· ' . n 1e so t o as~es .. • gr,ow~.Y ;-~~~ ;t~;.r.H ~f{bht.··H r.•_<~HlJ nt>JJ r. 11! :.,Theta Alpha P an e ee u
Of~-~ the other classes accompanied by I l' · ·· · ·1 ~ • • h d 'd d t · · forces to present t 1es m the valley of -\Vhat's·~:'the~ Use?t~J 91~Jhcf (_·Hvt or! .wotr ave ec1 e o JOin d~pt. Rud~lius wUl go to Del Monte, .. I th . f .I thlf 111{;!(''.1 /r'frtr:b! P.titM '.<ow.{ 11 (f .,.1,,rn a ·1 play: and a concert . at ·the end 1 of ~ontefn• l C,ali ~ornia., _}Ol' ~?e . S'.~m~er ~~d.f. , , 11 ~ €!. !~JOV!l:~~!?l ·;:·:~ 0, ~h tt~!lq..ff' .. 11NrrW~f. gfrHi}1:a <f~t'ti•i!e f the school term. Half of the program til!:inin~ · catnp. - They will •leave here Ihat old ·· fiiired.•.Eeelmg ~_I~ · ~Iativ:~ ther~;_~?.,Jirr~Y. .6-lt ,~· itfl~t.,n~; - ~:~·1 ,, will be, the Glee , Club's home concert. 04· t ~'¥Jte. ~ 5JJ,\ ,o,I_t ! PW~{~'r~nsp.~r~ iG-r.~+nL. , ; ll !m!J :':!Wit's a he i.JIOmei;bfnthe'H listlfSS' I l Don'tl Care Wlihtll}<I .• :··~~W- ' ~ ~~ ttl 'f.l}.e o'ther half ~f r tne. ·ev~ning s ente:t;~ The cadets will be at . the camp for Wh h p I O . ;P . J><1sf::Jtlfl 'ld W·;td ,slq , ,£i+flth1Pl ~in~~pt .• ;will .; pe taken 11 up by the si~.~e.eks .... Jqn_e.~ ~4 •. ~0 July . 2~. ·- '.They ·t.;. '· ,• .• ... -~ -·- ·.~ ·: . ·~··:·~~·~·~~~<-!·~ .. 7·~ .... ~.~;._,.k ..... jfs }J·P1.~8 • ;pr ,, t. t{~ mi I r !·~' . fHfl(l;/f •:;, r·i'l PI;f~~I!-tation . of . the , pJay.,. '.',Pygmalion w!ll return either on the 11th 0~ 28th . . ., r.,. ,. • :( l ' "I'!~H 1 Htt?. 'Hi).W a• 't...,,( ., I I rr i>()R ·, :tfJf,l ~nd . ;,9-alatea,;· t,produeed, by Theta o~: August. The .f~I~,o~in~. w en_ -~il~ FRESH MAN ITI s' ':: . ·i: 'I NeYt Issue \~Will ~~Be wl{t- ff ~~h~. Phi, un_der the;.direc::tion ot. ,Mr. p1:obably attend t}~e ca!f,p4• ~- , Aie.x· j , ·. , p;- · ~ }!;' , • • ~ , 11 c, .. ,-.t;• -r_:· ., 6 ,'•''h~.tt ':HIP 1,, J • r .·"'!>:f:·t "'l'-1. W,l)l .... ;f.e~ers. ,, , The, ~ time. and placq a~der, c. Bourne, ) s ....... Devepll, )..W v- ""'(Is "''C'A'LAM ITO us ;.'·; ~:·· j " I.O)IrJ~ ~conferencP f'"Pdition 9~·~ t4~ ,I I_)J:odu~tion; haye Jt not . tie~n samson, B. L. Li, S. Poe poe, R. · . • •. .lHlT'!i '-' ~J}U~J\t 1 ,,~1 o~.;o 1· finally deCJdE)d , upon 1 at;; _yet. '· , ,It , Is • .. • .. ...____ , t t .. ' ~ ' •t ... .....,
Lyman •. R. Waters, w. Fincke, I. Kat- . Sf\{S MEDIco· ,j 'l'·)J'IIr' rf~ttcm!l ·,i'7li'Jir1:l~t~r.r.rfq .,It 1)'P, • very ·,. probable -lthat; ,it l will come off sukl) C. Far~eJ:?., .~ P. ,Sakamalq, - F. ,. (' ·, - r· 1 t!i lr~1E~ ~.Q~t . ~SJ.l~ P~s;~~-Mt~aP.~illr ·rP~ on the first and second of_ June. The B9wers, ~_r.rJ pey~ri1ge .~ 1 ,l/ ~~ · !lT (,) · 5I ~~ ~ J. i_.- . ~: · th~ f3r, fh1nteJ:eitc.~ro Q~J;~,~r ... h·l ~~ll"-el).~ play may be presented at the Hawaii ?/I'h!'l Summer Camp at Schofield . .l.. Jl ""··'· ... •
1• • ·~-· ha ve l ~~a.~tend.e,dr.l tl;le,"l. Co.Q.fer,~}}.'f~ .f~l_t theatref~ ;!'~h~arsalt? ~QZ: 1.~t;1 play are
wtll be held from June 4 to_ Jun~ ao: IS NATURAL COU.SIN ON DORSA.~ tlut.t i'W;~I.i-.tJ ,thef!r,\J.av~ ._g~in~dt!qugh_t 11 tfl now' undetf hVoay1 and llit -is • expected ' 'J1~e u. of H. w~llj seq.q j~2~ c~d~~s~ ){ st~~E ~ ,To j · ~J ~BfTES AND IS :!• be .~ p.~;esent.f'ld >'~ r~to lJJI},e, r St;tl.:dep..~ lt ~~q~Y, 1 that the Glee Club will continue Punahou 20 Kamehameha 25 v~ and ~EVEN-ELEVt:.NTH AUNT .f. TQ.~ P.b~~t:t~nqi~P.J.OS,t •~tflff,ect~ve ~way: , t,q training when they return from McKinley 7.' ::; ,....1 ,-'l 'QAr·~ ,.. "l· ''~/:r.o t ?1~TRITIS. . :f; m.eej; tni~.I P.urp<>,s.~?~is~ bY. t;-uu.~zwg tl\:P,e Klmai. t~H•ttll' . l n;. , i' ·~- ', . d J. "( .
• ~· . · · · 3 '-} · l. - 't:ll' \ f, , >A 1fT- + ~ines. !.9frtl\a,.Meo.1H flmntfHtuot:?.·1 ,n 111 ···The':'following is lj th~ · · ~ast for the t A \, -~ ilp· l,.k. d . . Ye
4 undeveloped, insignificant mass~ f ll'f.he,rJ I:lt~ff.lh!J.~ad~qf09iY . J~SQ-9 . O;~tq play 'and . 'the 0 membi:mi o( the '1pro-Sp.eakers ·: r.e '< IC e •!·•;~1: • ,of;. Pt:OtQplasm·-· knOlVll·! .. Unbret.sall~-!a1j as. wtne •;L~.ditoro ~~J(~l}.-~~! · ~ P[.9Il_li!j~f3,., Q: ducti<?n"4c~'nl.:~r1i ~t~~ :' 11 ' .. :'" I I' .. '(.J I ,. r •
the Freshman class, Ye have imbibed v;~r.y liE?.UC.C~ss~~lJ ' l~f?"e,J;P~.J;l;t~P.S ·. ~ ! fik, · 1'-".rhe'' following i~ the CAST for the ·:··: ... ;f or..-.Oratory -Contest I so ' much ' from •the ·'Pyrian·~·sprfjj~<t- ~.r t~Qg<ICl~~e .t9. !th~~-:~~d_4!3.lll•P;ur,st.f,o~ .J!t. l P}~( \~o~;.~. ~~y~inal.i,on; '''M. ~orbes~, -~ · , wisdom of this justly . famous · institu; ~1.1a.r~dtftD.th~1asmr Q~~~~!H~ :r Ft~Shffi~ 1 Leucippus; K. ' Cook, C_hry~c;>s; Law·. :~· . --- . '; tion, which contains many drifte~~ and . I .SQP~9J;ll~l-i~f c,l~!JeS~f~W. v_~riou"' ! s~~r:/ ~g~.~i,m'os :: J . ,,~~pplet:.; ' Mi~os; .)~l.ght students will delivei · theh and pony-throwers, ~hat you havEfr Ph.~s.es \tfo~1Jit.~B{n:Qpn.fl}f~RA~~ ;w~~~ rdP~ ; Brpad~ent, q;~11~~3:: . Pra~t •. Cyms~a; ,
or.~twns for the .Berndt Prize of the doubtless, become drunk . from th\~ dis.c.usse4 '· bY:~,mq.iyidyf+lS , t,t.m:n ·18XP~fh Clark, 'D!J,phrie; Lindeman, M-yrine. U~ivers ity of Ha~aii on the ~8th of I' dissipation. There is no need for · th~ e~~es ·. o~ t~ th~i; -~P}:Vitl~ t· ;~:Q.I- ~l;toJJ:, l ·;·co~·> t- ·::~r~du.~~ion '' c.o~mit~~~ : ... w_. · If Mf1Y. at the ~Hssione- M~morial Hall.f! Ter~if.oria~ .4~r.is.t~~ur~ , ±~i decide th.'~ f~:f~~e.e :f,':cl:o u~Rit' a -~!Q~~JlP.S r1 P1-:,q~?. ~~-\V~rs, _1 , Cri~ic'; _ ~~ .H<?,~e, ,C}_l~irman; ~~t of the el_~v.eR. ~}~~e~}~f ~hq.~P.Il.J'f~ l s~litEP..Pfhbuhinto:~~atl~r£. This w~~. lem . J. l.~MOiL~o)lQW~kH bJ}~-; tl!11')l!i liTo./1.,- d,~~is~op. ' Man_age~! .. r· .M~Lane1 . , ~<?~~ntered the contest, e1ght have ' beenllucidly pointed out in the last edition .', • .·. . ~ .~J,.u.o;i·n w-r•,rrir; tul'nes; l M. Gi'elg, ·· properties. , s~_Iected by the English Department .of 'Ka Leo whe~ you attempted t'~ ~-......,~- s' '· .. ~aQSTl'EM~ T~RU I . htd!:l ( •I: ·1:1 ... , ("•'II .!•~ . , ' ·-'. '
+ th • Ji i ' · -· .'!(. l.l:.i ~ ·.~ U lH"-t~ ._,;I ,,. ot) • .t "-\ , .~ ~t,l ' of· the University at e pie m na1y 1 use. such ~ jaw~r~aker .. as .,:~ Freshl!la:,O.:· ,_,:;_1, :.~ ~.!f'! M..t::c •. :~ ~~-~J! J.Q")~'.,._ -~~~\0-1' 11 . • , , , , .;. , , , . t':·•·J, h~)d last .,we~J,c., ,_. The_ speaker~ . an~ itis."!t' Will you ·'kindly allow th~ "l l;fUf!''"flfr- r-;-: ·; . · .. ! ••• · ,.,;_f,j-;~.""'·~P :Junior Arbor i.Day : . . j.• t9~ir themes are as .. ~~po~s : .. .. J., · medicahEmlighh~ner,n ruyrtchildren, ·t9,, 1 1iBliavol<Jw '\V.illolY9:U ll.~ · :!fiel~ ~fwl).~~. :. ,_111 1
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-?ohn ¥-.a)~u~?ra::q Int.~~9af:mw·,l: ,illuminate ·, you ·on t 1:\ Jfew.n points rei- thehllJ~i~ellsit~I Qfw~a-w~~tif;!r~IJ (I bMiJ i I trw' .. ~-~ Is on I, :first -~ of I May P~ace and _ ~~r~ca'.s .: Mis~i?n; ., , . 1 ga,p:liqgt., the1 q ~a,lady u~a}led : "Fres~:Jketball tWtJll ;:t;neet~ ,;tqe ~1Jo 1 ~~H~,tettwt l · · <~n _,
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.;:Yun Fat '·Lee:'" The G~owmg Impor· manit~~-?r_:H'If" "' ·t'lrl htnww .. , .:; ! toni~httr,a,t~alfl.JUfJ.i;7;i.&O ·Q~~lqp)c? ~ §.Hr.~r 1 . • --:-:::-. ·
tance of The Paci1~c. . . 1 "F · sh ~n·t ~ ,, ac or.din to Oslet· ' · kela!.~.t':.lL~tilil1~0.Wb ·P.\W} ¥l:r}l? ~ t~u}~· , 'Y:'~ ! i May first 1s Jumor Arbor Day. Fifty •lRichard Tong! i( I The' Futiire 1 'Rela- 1 · ~ I ·f;~ I P1 'tl l , d' p t~i - gching gas~ i'aneJ wJth !<them t~and .)Jle J t!J,e~~w:qq~ rfit;I - i~'Q'QW:O<tdf3 r Will be -planted as , a tWind-
ti-~n of The 'tUnJ.versity lor HawaU '1to' )fi ~ ~ ~ ~~am.~.o.us, ,d'lre n a ,,tu l c u~·- ar ctmete!rfhand.tllh-J (,fiV~ I'Iboost~fS :~ ~ere i br~ak , on , the i mauka · side rof the road t Tlie Agricult~rei of The ·1 Territory ~ of p~·.<? i lfHIDgth,.,,,Ivde.r . · 1
1s.e,~,sd. ~' ·rP~~hdriab tos~ l presentJabthei ·Norp;laF\{ar,~Jty .game) n leadi'n'g i to the University. · Every 1 .. · . sm on e or sa st e 1 o· f a e e • · · · · . · . .
Hawaii. · d 1 t 'if"'· t 1 '· 1 th .,. but! fUit&·l Or(le:ven kon~\l h~:pdr~d st.li'9ng. 1 Jum~r- 1)"111 be attired in his Sunday :Ruth Masbimo· ' Should ·-The r Occi- an llstevep.t·~ ~vent. ~t .- a~~lJlPhon. lei vtel~ . 1
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Now;hifbyoufJ don)t r~ thiv,~- · it . ~ is , .. a fin~ ; best1 consisting of blue denim ov.eralls ' ·, · · · tra - a us o gas n 1s: ys1ca y 1~ · - · . ... · · • • • dentals of The Pacific Acquire .Knowl- 1 h d · ,. : f tth ' ,., H k team,:lookutheset oyer,:• ~'"lifUi) , , ,-: .• · • and• a ' large . ~ombrero. The Junior ' ' swel . ea worm 0 . e 00 worm· . . . s' . . . . . edge of The Oriental Language? . . h . f it .... ' "'For.waFds nf:·May; ,rQayp;~UGY:t ,earle . . co-edS ! Will . serve sparkling - lemonade
· fam1ly . 1s t e pnmary cause o ''I . ' J R ' .. . ·Ruth Yap: Woman's Public Influ- . . t r-midni ht s rees' lfGuards,:H ,Doris ~ Mos(3man, . anet ~~- an(l d~hcwus , sandwiches. This ought e~ce. wlule. slumbnllYffiaf e th : P k' ·'· r,Qenters: Regin8( r Messing1 t¥aui-Wi~·, to .: be inducement enough for any nor-
.- spoonmg, U ng b rougf, smAo mS~' COX! '' ,·llftltf J}Li<( rqfT '"~lrt>rr·,·f' '' .1·,,.;:.· mal young man. Members of the 'Joseph Ting: Three Main Forces · F- 'i Hall a sence rom . • · • " · ·. , · Atainst Socialization and Their ~em1• m A a'ia
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1 d ki . d: I,The-n·other. (lmembere d Qfd .the t team Sophomore class turn out at four edies. ~ :L'( tl s \. : v~.r ~ H- l m~etmgs, ofu ff s:1: 1g a~ ·. are:llf Katherine McLaneJ,v:Kat]1.erin~ . o'clock 'on Tuesday 'to superintend and
',Kenneth c. Lau: China's Relation othe~ exhtbitions 'b 0 a ec ~e:~au1~ Adams, Berthie Louis, Margaret jWal,, see_ that the Juniors do 'the~r · darndest '• public are contrl uf~alry. t · b Yy·' ·l Margaret a Sea.Tby rU"~'H.el~n~1n !Jd:orita,, at hard labor. We'll have a great time to;• The World. t forget u ness o u ' · :.~Hardy L\un: Hawaii's Call to The y M c A 1 s pess m1sm s own · · · an apparen i . h. .: Leonie <'):Schwallie,ri(iAnita !!,CJLrvalb,o, -, ,seeing our brethren shed copious · · · · ·
8 lare ' d f ( • · Atalw 'Konoji.laud .t Uorotlwa,L K;rauss ... tears. . ... we. must learn. how to do this, St~~entsB . dt C ntest which was by glo?my, depressei • ~pees _ 't~o~ Coach·i '-!Miss ·JAgnes.hr;F..re.ndo.r;,.. ·rn r' fo; next ,we·Soppomores will continue ·
•. e e1 n o , . . . don't g1ve ·· me ·~ the ;-gr n.: • . .,. aras1 BUJ. , . • · • . tl d, , k • ~~ ,. ,_,, ~ < • • • , • : • founded ;by.~Mr '' Emi1 H · Berndt man· ' . · t i B t 7.oologv ~ tlirlo!'!r,;, .. ,, !" .. :-_ .... . ;. ,1 • ""ll'fO'lJ il'f 1 le goo . . wor. I'.-• . : • ' I ; '
. . ' . in borrowmg ,qo es n o anl , r r 'I I b' ""Th i . 'f p , i the brav"' ~ ,. • ager of the w .. .'lvV.·· Dimond Co., lS I . '·l r' auses " 'S ' fOund ' h~ ' ·.''· ·· e~e s .not. a ... ure ~ q. ,, ITI ! ~ . • !. • ~ (1 ' open to all students : in t'regular stand· F .rench,. etq."' ~-r. ~ - ~ ~ J ~ ·• "'{ In:anis dictlonar,y.BH d QJ' r! ~ : .ri.•• nfT £ if ~t! t~~es !'1-.1 bye Jis,h Jo get · up- ~ ing provided they have not received dlag~O~lS. ' ' , rl~ r tbi : ,tt!J: !;.lH·L!.,, '' ' .' l 'f""'" ''· 1 t 'M ·• l!'ti!' ' stream. :· .. ·1-~ a d d . eptional cases ,lf : y~u a~etre~lly s.u.f(~ -P-9 f!iom. ~ s I .ll·ld Hir' -,rf<:> n f Hll, , .•. ,. ; ·\ni r ; ., , t . , , Anon .
.. , egree,, ~:D m exc . . terrible and awful dtsease, you have , GJe -Club SailS ' ' I ,, .. • •I ' ~ to special : student~ who are r~gistered deepest sympathy (pardon the : e . . . . : t ' • i • . \
foi·'.twelve . or'. more hou_rs a ~~ekr ol !tourS) and please please I, don't ·, . . . b•t•Hld Ilrcl :6 h~;d lfif~ I i HE.~E·s T,Of " .RUSTY" ,. ~ ,.,, I• t·, ., ., • ~ · ear . .. • ·l. I " ·
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'. tll ·;,[ 1 • •• • • ::· ·It • MEDICAL . ,.. ,.,.,,),·, roJ..o .,, ·,1 terday fo~ Kaua~;qn tl~~~r laJ!J?U~t~nt~r- ~ccording to latest reports, _ "Rusty'" ' ' · --- · i , island trip. The. clul?-planf? ,to · P,Ut .qn .Blaisdell, husky southpaw · of the I'd laugh today, today is brie ' · , · .. · ' · · · ;;, '' ' 0 · .. ' sev:e.ral concerts '!iqile ~Ifey ar~, o~ ,We S<}phomore nine, and 'recent acquisi- .
1 would not wait for anything; , R ·, 0 .~:·T ... '·C.·d ShAot· ~''I'· Garden Isle . . +:he: mem. bers Rf t~e c~-q.b tion!' of ' the Chicago · Whit.e :Sox, is , I'd 'use today that cannot last, ' 1' ' • • U 1 "· ,: • " 'l•l; (·~ •:'-! .1! expect•to· l,'eturn to li9D,C?_ll,ll\! .n.~,Jr;t .S~n- comtemplating the purchas~ ' of a .tf Be g'lad. today and sing,:· "'· ' ·' '· .
"nq r.. . · ·· · ''' day morning . .. Those making the trip Tuxedo. "Rusty" recently stated, • I' • I Come ~n, , yo~ ,. R, 0 .. T, o,-, rift~ , are:":! JFlr_st .t. ~n9rS• ~tA,llisterr . .f.9rbes w.he;n ' int.'erviewe,d, that he , meant ' to i
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1_ ;:' •• marksmen ,and ,slOW your , ,co · ' I and Sam Poepoe; second tenors; E. 1{. "cut 'em all deep" when he stepped
---· spirit! No , d<;»_ub~ you _want to ~ee I kat and M~t:lY~ t r,orb~s.; ,.first · bJ:LSSe~; ou~ in Chicago. When he does, we'd Through ;an error in lase · 'week's your company in th~, l~ad, . so buck Carl lFarden_ ~nd p~.igl;lt ·Brugh; . Sf1C· like to · b~ there and give him the
:Freshman· Issue 'of Ka Leo, the name up and do your share .. in this , shooti~g ond bass~s; Apria~ Brash .and Francis I glad ' hand. He mav be assured that of William 'Vise was left out of the contest. , . ~he re_sults of Saturday s . Bowers. 1,P.iag.ist ::-l)i W1llia1p; .~ughes. tl}e Sophomore class ts backing him, editorial staff. We are taking this shooting for the R. 0 • • T. C" _tourna- Dir~Qtpr; 1:1\f;r.~: .Gr~:\!{,~qr~. , J) ·1,) '""'' and, w:e all hope that he wi,ll "cut . :~m , opportunity: to express our regret· for me~t were as, 1 fo.l~o'!.s.: 1 1 1"1 • '· .. , - I. ''l !tl n;I't. ~>• 1 ~>"" 1 tr , •. • 11 ; 1 , 0 1, ; d~~p.'' · 1 '·~ • • · · l '" ':_ ·'" this runintentioned mistake.. RANGE .200 .-YARDS ..• -,,; ,.,,• 1 ''Beyo"rf Bex~r)~ge,. ;Che~,:. X, , shark, tl" .,, .;l · ·'
S. McNICOLL, Slow Rapid tflfi'! ,, !-''- ui is seriously considering going into ' "Still Waters Run Deep," 1 'SO does --"-···•.- ·.· ·- Editor· Frosh Edition. Name. Fire,H Fire .. Total,(/' A'( .. th_f(; .,smel,~ln~1 ,J>u~ip,tfSS.- , pi~ . plans are the Sophomore scribe S; ' C. Ching .
. 'r p kn. p. ' . ..;,I!/ I 1' I t~ .. extra<;~fi ~~.e iW!J.,f frOP,I t?e ~.?ll .... o~t Several fair young :maidens up here, . NOTE. • ..... 48, 41 ,, 41 130 -1• 43 ;1·3 in· "JF~i~J;Ild~ ;l'~~fl?.t:4i:g~ t9.i11J3e.~,<?• !he the" other I' day, were heard to say
Y, ·Goto escaped a .nomination to Copiman 45 46 1 40 ,. 130 .. ;43 1·3 Ir~J?- .. SO,~~~?t · ?.~ ·rJ~e ,, F~~l 1o~t l' th~r~ that "He is not so good in a crowd, ~:g otffhiacte hlaestissa
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tAn OpenForum * v· •t T H d I~ ~ ~ f ·r lSI o a es = ~ i For Free Disc~ssion :1: . __ ~ . ~ ···············!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••! .. ·!·················:;• Sa n1 ue 1 Dots ky, 1 a.m ous comedian, ~ :: •• • • • • • • • • • • was homicided yesterday by his third I;: :; Dear Mr. Edilor: "pic lure bride" with some "dope" § ::
What are \Ye coming · to in this conlaining green arsenic.' From the ::; s; University of ours? ·Are we still a ef[ecls Lhereof he "kicked the bucket" a :;: bUllCh or k.ids Or in OUI' Second child- and passed from this Vale O[ tears. :;; § hood or just what is it? · Take a trip His tollege friends made a coffin and 2 H. · d · n I :; to the Spanish or Economics class la_id his within, together with a flask I~ atr reJJtJJg .L art OJ"' ~ 1 ooms and notice the · disfigurations ol okolehao. Yea, they buried him :;:,: = on the chairs and on almost every def\p in the bosom of this kind earth, =: :: nceessilllP spot. Loolc at the car- and over him they wailed, and gnash- §; § loon s or :w eminc>nL artist., t.hP. grea.l c·d their teeth and shed biller tears. ;;;: EAR RJNGS :: initials o[ the different barbells and Doisky rose heavenward, not for- ~ § dum bells, tho bewitching sayings or getting has precious flask of oke, and j ~ TilE LAHGEST ASSOH'.l'.MENT IN HAvVA ll § virgin poets, and heaven knows what now he was before the judgment seat. ; :: other kiddish junk. \Vhat are your There he saw Miss Lauramonia and -- :: reactions? Yale lock selling homemade candy to - §
If we insist on scratching up a11d the angels and saints, while Doroty- - Phone 2354 Hotel & Union Sts. Upstairs :: disfigurirfg the University 's property, more was painting a portrait of iillllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllii ra.n we justly call ourselves Univer- Michael. Oh, how he wished St. si ty n1e11 and women? 'rhe disfigur-~ Peter would let him stay up there. •!••:.•:••:••:••!••!••:.•:+•!••!••!••!••!••!••:••:••:••!••!••!•.•!••!••!••!••!••!••!••:••:••!•·!••!••!••:••!••!••!++!++!••!••!••!·~··:••!••!++!++!++!••: .. :• ing of the chairs and desks may be But soon his hopes were shattered, :i: :!: a mere trifle, but as the old saying a thundering voice roared •• _.Doisky, ·:· . ..M. agaz·
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goes: "Great oal{S from little acorns ye rascal, get thee hence, away down ~: :!: grow," and now is the time to put below to the region of burning sulfur :i: :!: a stop to such practices. and perpetual agony. + ·:·
CAPTAIN VENENO. So he plunged down through utter •t :!: 1 darkness and chaos till he was within 1 :~ •:•
the very realms of old Nick himself. I :i: FISH .E R 'S NEWS CAR :!: The sights he saw the•e staggered + •:· him. First there was Standeverill I :t: :!: marching his battalions of "soahks."'l :~: F ~rt and King Streets ;::
APPRECIATION He saw Dyf~rbes and Wickes aw , •i• .:.
The Editors of the Sophomore edi- shining Lucifer's shoes with a dead :~: NEWSPAPERS :!: Uno of' Ka Leo tak8 this oppo:tunity man's toothbrush. He saw Kensukey, :i: :i: t.o thank .all Lhose who ha:e .m an7 Saka Maki, Rope, Toshinobu, and .:. .:. way contnbut.ed towa~d publ1shrng this McGrewsky quarreling over the theory
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issue of the paper. H you do not tind I of the alarm clock. He saw all the some of your material in it, bear with F"'ef;hmen down there too, shoveling 1•:++:••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!•·!••!• .. :•·:• :• ;. ;. :··:· ;. :• :• :• :• ;• :• :· ·!• •:• ~:••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••:++!++!••!••!++!••!••! .. !••!••!••!++!: us because space is very limited. We I ~~ai. He thought he saw Tootsmin, :!: :!: wish to thank the class as a v;hole but it was only waterbeans. As 1 •;• •;•
!or bringing in so many good ~rtlcles. Doisky ventured nearer with his large ::: ::: We just want to add that w1th the flask of oke, they all gave a shout •i• "!' publication of this issue we hope the of welcome that made Satan's very ::: ::: Sophomore class will take a new le~se throne tremble. Then did Doisky 1 ~: Th Th A N d S :!: on life, ·trying as it has bef~treh, ta_km~ shout aloud and say, "Indeed, I am II::: ings at re ew an mart ::: Lhe many discouragements 1 as sua:- among friends." .:. .;. l'ered as incentives to greater effort. Finally he landed upon the hot :i: ::: lt can't _get the r':w end of the. deal I rocks, but Alas, in that same instant I·~· ·i: every ~1me ... So JUSt remem?e1 th~ 1 Lhe precious of oke which the honor- ::: When the silk bandana took t.he fashion world by ::. old saymg, Every d~g ~~s hlst d~~ I able citizens of Helldom were look-,::: storm, our buyer in New York sent us some ::tt once, ::: So gang, get your s 1ou ers o e · g for slipped from his hip pocket .:. and in a few hours Miss Honolulu wore a gay 'kerchief .;. wheel and boost, and the class will ~:d sl~attered itself on the rocks. :i: tied on her left shoulder or draped bewitchingly :i: yet make a name. Doisky felt the liquid run down ~ver ·i· around her sports hat. :i:
his feet and uttered a groan, saymg, ::: When Paris decreed long, swinging, earrings, re- .;. According to reports coming from "Christopher, I hope it is blood, but + min.iscent of our grandmothers' days of picturesque :::
Professor Krauss' Genetics class, D. it was not. The precious fluid r~n ::: crinoline, we at once displayed enchanting ones of bril- + Forbes is reputed to have said that over the roeks. Everybody s~ood ~n :i: liant stones. · :;: "Most pretty girls have no brains". horror, till, Dyforbes recovenng his ·!· All of which goes to proYC that. we arc the head- :i: Prof Krau"s remarked that this was presence ol' mind stooped and drankd ::: d .;.
· " 1 1 t drops from the puddles, an ,:. quarters for everything that is nC\Y all smart. • ••
a very dangerous statement to make; t 10 as . . : •i• and the class as a whole agreed that m so 01 ~ d . 1 but all •.• .:.
I. d ·ng ~inged his beautllul mous- y ••
t 1 Others tried to rm c, •:• .:. Mr. Krauss was right. Post mortem: ac 1e. b t ••• : d ·ized Then the mo go : •:• Brute Forbes agrees with Mr. Krauss./ ha vapol · · t 1 •;• ••
"sore." Katsukey, the bad man, . oo c ::: Th L'b H •!• I ' some red, buring lava an~ inscnb~d + e I erty ouse :!:
E. K. Cook to waiter in restaurant: j 011 the wall that ternble WOld :~: t tl l ·ttSl1ed upon • ••• Do you serve lobsters here? . "Blood." Now 1ey . . :•: •i•
Waile r: Yes sir, we serve anybody, ! Doiskv and knocked him on lus eat· .~. ::: • ·
1 • . 1 ·m "nd were about ••• : stl down. They seized upon H ,. . ,;, ::,
• ! I t·I him into the burnmg caul- .~. .:. •ci-..(1.-.()-.CI.-.().-.u..-.o~tl.-aft.-.0._.()._.0._.( ••• I to 1 u . up at , • • " c d l'O n w lle n Stand e v erl 1 1 came •!••:++++++•!•++•:•.;.+•,.•!••!--+:•·~·~·!••!••!•+:••!••!• •:••!• ·!• ••• •!••!• •:••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••}'•! ... : .. : .. : .. ;. ..
i Fair ·'Damsel Visits ! I that 'momen.t and dispe:se~ the cr~~~~· We Hate to Blow Whys ., il I Then turning to Dmsky he ,
D I t D rrnl.tory -, "D ·sky get up and join my bat-1 uve a o . ~~ ... s be got up trembling and Our Own Horn, But. ~ • tahon. 0 · 1 · bed WI tl · 't · I d 1 ~ I 1 sweating-Santa Maria-From 11s · 1y, wre 1sn a. smg e ay goes I Albert Duvel, doughty Varsity-~-~ I by without seeing our president, D.
I l'ootball star, was honored by a nul had a bill board. . I 'Ve don't like to blow our own Forbes wearing his condolatory shirt. · ht I JJ d b 11 Can you beat that? • [air young damsel the other mg _ Bill also had a boar 1 . ·
I l I d n 11 !horn BUT- 1 'Vhr can't Carl Farden take my • when she paid him a visit at t 1e _ 1 'fhe board bill bore JJl ·
! - b'll b d 1 The Sophomores have a few re~lj advice and stop going to-- after Boile r Factory. Duvel and Lymanl So Dill sold tlw 1 oar ·
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were arguing at greaL l~ngth on i I To pay the board bill. athletes . Of course it is not to be I supper?
I that very important sub.}ect th.at i Now that Bill sold the> bill board expected that tiley are as capable as Wh~- is it that 1\:_ Iwasaki is so
• "chop-sui tastes better when m- ~0 pay Lhe board bill, those in the Freshman class???? quiet in classrooms? "'hy does hf' J haled with chop sticks than when I TIH' board bill no longer bored Bill. But we do have a Chicago Vlhite Sox sit so rar back in the room? Does
I shovPled in by a rorlc" i on out list in the form of he hear the · lectures? Qui en sabt?? G I R L S man Wl , d P · r r · 1 - - I I Comes a gentle knock at the j SOCIETY STUFF FOR - "Rusty" Blaisdell. Tin Luke Wong I 1:'- ' tloels. rfio . \.lauss l ~ w~J s? f?C-
'1'-Ioor.-Q.T. within-"Louder knocl{- I \V<ti is still able to show a clean ture WI . 1 liS ngers on 11S JPS. ,mg. Tlw vYom0n's F'aculty Club of the pnir or heels to the resL oC t.he "fast'' \Vhy can't Clara Chung stop rolling I Dnvel: "All right., come in and i Univf'l'sit.y or Ha.,•..-aii will be at. hon~e men up here. "Cauliflower" Fa.rden h0r l'yes? Perhaps 'tis for beaut~· ·s I look ouL or sLay out and look in, i 10 lhe women of the UniversJtY m is still all there when it comes to sake. pnc1 hurry about" it. "I honor of the senior worn;~ ~t ~~~ the weights. 'l'here are a few olhers 'Vh~- didn't Professor Hunt ca11
I Sweet female voice from with-~ home or Mrs. Krauss, 25 a~. L w 2 could mention in Lhis list, and I you1· name this morning in English · 2, • out: "I beg your pardon, but io I Str0cL, on the afternoon of May Is ' t.lley are all good men in their own Sonny·~ Did he forget? ! Lhis the University or Hawaii i between tour to six o'clock p. m. Jines of sport. I Observatory?" i I Football: Rusty Blaisdell, Fincl{e, in that linP), Alexander, Knuimoto,
I Gasps and groans lrom within- i E K. Kai, Vaselino's shadow, w~s Duvel, ·wicke. Wicke, Mori, Samson, McGrew. N · · · e of Ius
I. Lhen silence or the tomb. otse ~- · lVeigled into disclosmg som nasketball. Farden, Forbes. Baseball: 'fani, Harada, Suga, d 0 Jl . tion with the . xr· k c k . I of footsteps on the veran a. ne
1 deep-laid plans m connec . Tennis: Yamaguchi, vvlC e, oo • Tsugi, "Rust~·" Blaisdell, Lee La1..
I. -two minutes pass, then a sigh Glee Club trip to KauaL Wellwgton Forbes Alexander, McGrew and Ka-' of relief and Duvel's heartfelt~- I maintains that he will "cut 'em a:.l wachi. ' . I
le.iaculation: "Gee, ain't I glad that I de6 P deep" over there. Wedemeyei~ Swimming: "Toots" Minvielle (we I When in doubt ask the prof., he
i. didn't sav what I was going to I l hails from the Garden Isle, "enture to s,av the best man up here I knows-ll1aybe. · · d 1" 1 w 10 · siderablY • " · .:.say when that knocking starte ·
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Lyman Dreams j University Team Great Dreams . Takes Net Title
According to Shamel's theory, a The University of Hawaii ten · i mutation in the line of scientists. team carried home the bacon in ~:
overheard at the U. H. Boiler Fac- r~cent three-day Interscholastic TentorY, after one of the midnight coffee ms T~nrnament by winning 58 games orgies.. Probably due to coffee in- I out or a ?ossible 80. McKinley was toxicaLwn. second Wllh 52 games, while Puna-
hou M·n LynHtn expounds at great length r • 1 s, and Iolani came third,
to Jlowner. our~h and fifth respectively. ];ymau : "All salts are highly . vVIIso~l represented the University
ionized." Isn't that right, Cook? m the smgles, while Rugh and Yama-\\'ell then, le t me give you a disser- g~:hi . pl~yed on the doubles team. l<tlion upon a proposition along the VI Jlson dJd well by winning 3.1, out Jines of the theory or perpetual of 40 games played. The doubles
team w~>n 27 games out of 40. All motion, which we have been fonnu- ~ame.s were played on the Manoa Jating as the result or excess imbi- I enms Club courts. bition of scientific facts. Isn't that right, Cook? vVell now, listen, see here the plan is this. We intend u to get an option on some large niversity Nine . iuland body ,of salt water, and then- I (loud groans from those present) you Defeat,ed by Micks see, Cook is working on a chemical I reaction whereby salt may be precipi- ---
d f It The University nine was defeated tate rom sa water. As a result b . fresh water is left as well as th Y the M_icks in a d1amond game on
. . • e Cool{e Field last Friday ft salt, which will contain a reasonable Apr·l 20 b a ernoon,
f l I , Y a score of 8 to 4 after
amount o go d and other valuable l what seem d t b ' 1
t 1 · d. e o e a game for the e emen s, sue 1 as 10 me, potassium Deans. "The Irish 1 d 1 d b and organic fertilizing materials. to the nintll but I. a tsl . e fy lonf e up . . ., , n us wo u rame Prot. K1rshman told me that. That's they touched our boys for tirr t Ir .· I t . 't . t C k? All . h . ee a tes 11~ 1 , tsn .. 1 . . oo . . ng t-well, 1 wluch practically gave them the
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thiS precipitatiOn Will take . place in I game. a turbi~e which has bronze buckets, The score, · however, does not tell ·•:••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••:••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••:••:••!••!••!••!••:••!-!••!••!••!••!-:-:-:••!••!••!••!••!••!•·:-:·~··!••: .. :: the we1~ht ?f ~he. salts will rotate 1 the story. Although the Micks put ::: ::: the t~rbme, lurmshmg ?ower to pump I up a good game, making but two er- :i: s •1 B b Sh :~: the fresh water out mto our farm rors and scoring s runs on u hits. :!: I ent . at er op :~: fields for irrigating and laundry pur- the University did not lack sensa- ••• ••• poses. That's right, isn't it Cook? tiona! playing if Johnny Morse·s three :i: :~: Now-(pause) this inland sea must bagger, Tani's homer and Wise's bril- •!• 125 HOTEL STREET OPP. UNION "!" be large enough to accommodate all liant catch counted for anything. :~: ::: the large whales that we can possibly I Johnny Morse started the fire go- l •!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••! .. !••!•~++!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!++: .. :••!••: .. ~ut into. it. Now, our friend Downer I ing. In the first inning with two outs "' 01 0 ~ IS workmg up a method for making ;,nd two men on bases, Johnny made \ whales sick. I his three bagger, which brought in yOU Should Telephone 1635
Voice from next room: "Feed 'em two runs. Then Tani, in the fifth on Dormitory steak." frame, with two outs, drove the ball
Now you see the idea is th ·s. deep into right field ror our only will have hav~ a little patr~l. b w~ homer. In the eighth Jim Cruickcruising the pond at all times ~~r shank sent th~ "pill" rolling madly . . . . toward the left fielder, who got the purpose of p1ckmg up the am- f · ht d d 1 t tl b II b bergrs. This is not all, for the trwJgeenenhei al.n e d le II a dpaJs~ e-,1
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" 1a es can be further utilized. Isn t th b h·t w-11. "tXT. t tl t · 1
t C k? . ree ase 1 . 1 1e ,,v 1se was no . Ja ng 1 • 00 · It IS a well-known outshined for old "Doggie" certainly I act that whales give milk, isn't it? 11 d f"' b. 1 t ff t h I Well we will milk the wh 1 I ~u e o ' some Jg eague s u , ca c -
' a es every lmg a hot one when everyone thought morning .and evening. You know I it was hopeless. I have densed a method whales under Tsugawa pitched a good game. He j water, although they continually kick showed good control throughout the th_e bucket and sometimes dilute the game. With a little more training lllJ!k .. You SE'e, we plan ~ condense he ought to make a good player. Lee ;,he m1lk aud market it under the label Lai and Harada also played good L~·man's Cooked-up Lantanna Brand ball doing their part in great style
of Condensed Mille from Whales " Now ' · don't you think that's prett:\; good i • - -
Turn Out for Track
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TO DO JUSTIC.E TO YOUR·
SELF AND SCHOOL
YOU NEED
THE PROPER EQUIPMENT
YOU WIN
WE WILL EQUIP YOU
An~. of coursP, when the whales get To ·whom It May Concern: too old for milking purposes we'll I hereby formerly announce to the I Honolulu Sportin!! Pnfice them on shore by displaying public that I, Krazy Kat, am on the ._
T. KUNIKIYO
FLORIST Fresh Cut Flowers For All
Occasions
R few bottles or Kapoho synt-hetic Yerge or bankruptcy and that my G d c L d gin, which is very plentiful in the bank account at present is below 0°F, 00 S 0., t . dis~r. ict that I hail from and this is I that is, in the ~in~s quantit~. Ther_e-~ I 1111 F t St Honolulu ,~ R facl, isn't it, Cook? . Whales just I fore, anyone WJShmg pec~mary. atd 86 HOTEL ST. PHONE 1253 or . ~ love to be tickled to death with a from me will be heartily d1sap- +...,.......,...~--~-~~.,.........,...,."""'"'.........,.~" ~ ~~~~
Guin~a-hen feather. 'rhe rea~on for j pointed. lreatmg them so gently is that we (Signed) KRAZY KAT. •}••!••!••:•+o:••:••!••!••:••:••:••:••:••:••!++!••!••!••!•~··:••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!••!-!••!••!••!••!••!••!••:••!••!••!••!••:••!••:••!••!++!•~
might lose money in lawsuits brought ' ::: :;: ~tga.inst us by the Humane Society. Old lady to motorman: Why is the :;: THERE ARE innumerable ways in which personal injury :r. That~s logical, isn't it, Cook? From car late? :!: may be caused by the use of an automobile, and while, as fre- :r. the· dead whales we will extract the Motorman: We just r:w over a ::: quently happens, it may be due to the carelessness or the injured ::: whale oil and whalebone, reserving little dog. : • the .choice whale steaks for the eat- Old lady: Oh my, how awful, was ::: person, claims for damages are almost certain to be made, and :~ ing establishments that we intend to the poor dog on the cra~.:K? :!: unless disposed of, an expensive law suit may f0llow. :t S(lt up in close proximity to the Uni- . .Motorman (with sarcasm): ·why ·~· •:• ;_ersity dormitories. The lertovers, no madam, we chased it up an alley .
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:i: Shift this responsibility to a reliable Insurance Company by :~: 11 any, will be used as valuable fer- ::: purchasing a Policy, and when the accident occurs you have :t. l.ilizer on our farm. Isn't that right, Dang, bang. "Darn you, Lyman, open •:• •:• C P
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•:• simply to report it at once and be relieved of annoyance and ·:· ,ook? Well now,"- pause-"Oh yes, that. door, and Cor ece s sa e ' . •:• .;.
we intend to feed thP- whales on your head in the brine for an hour I •:• expense. .., shrimps, using red shrimps as entice- or two, your blood pressure is too J :!: ::: 111
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PAUL SAKAMAKI, BEN LI I ~ •
EDITORIAL
Our Varsity flappe·r .!Jter all, men are brutes. This
is what I decided one day while thinking over the subject or the two sexes.
In the first place, men are l}orn [ar less delicate than ·women. Almost everything that ordinary man doE's if' rough and clumsy. Just lool{ at the line a man can give when no women are present. It's the women that hold men to the present standards or human beings. r
Secret Ambitions CompiiPd b~
Lynn C. Doyl<' .
J. \VedemE'yer to live out at Kaimuki.
2. Allister Forbes to becomP ;:t ballet dancer.
3. Dorothy Beardmore to vamp all college mt=>n.
4. Addison Kinney to raise a black moustachE'.
5. Yamaguchi to vromotP fril'ndship with Miss ( ?) by means of Spanish translation.
An example? you say. Why, just 6. Cornelia Durbidge to pro,·e to happen in a laboratory room where Dr. At~drews that musical talent and there are only men, and listen to intelligence are the same. them bray, whistle, horse-laugh, 7. Penhallow to die --'s arms. or sing barbarous songs. One ! 8. "Bevo·• to get a good squart-would think he was in a wild 1 ; meal at the Cafeteria.
~ animal's den or Alii Baha's "Cave jl 9. ~iss Hir~no to increase the phil-or the Forty Thieves." Again, osophiCal bram. look at the games men take part 10. "Gummy" Clark to get a patent in-football boxing wrestling hot- I ou "Maud."
Let's Work a Bit More b ' , , I
Let's uck up a little bit more, pard. Let's do a little more 1 hand. Is this anything more than 1 ~l. Marjorie . Greig to develop a
d · I"ttl k b 1 rt ret.urn to th.e primitive ways or '1 qUiet, unassmnmg manner. stu ymg--a 1 e more ·wor - etweeu now and the eml of' ~ray .
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cave-man fighting? 12. Adrian Brash to shoot a "Bill~-."
There nrc only five more weeks to work alld they are COilling pretty ;,i The average · man' tries to be , 13. Ayako Kono to flip-flap the lwys. ~entle and kind to woman, but this I 14. Soonie Choy to overcome bash-
fast. Last week it was six, today it is five a11d next '}·enk 1" t ,v1"Il. 1 f 1 • '- soon wears off. Then lil1an's bni- . u ness. be four. :Fast! Surely the eud' is coming fast and unless eYeryone; tish qualities slowly but surely ~ 15. Klti to lose his wrinkles.
~ · make· their appearance. His next i 16. Goto to become a.n i\I. D. and bucks up just a bit tighter, some will end with the end. Just a bit step is to break the .woman's . practice on his wife.
lllOre work, a few more minutes given to stndy may. put . wany over
tl1c line.
If you have ally back, experime11ts; to write up-Physics cxperi-
wents-surely you have, because it is the· rule to baYe seven or·
<~ight,-don't you thiHk it will be better if you settle dow11 nnd kill
the "plenty of time'' idea. And not only in Physics, but . in l Bacteriology, Chemistry, English, etc., if you think you haYe uot 1
do11o your best,----:-thillk it over-you have better move a bit faster
so that no ~'invitation" will come your way. :i\!Iany have wasted their
time,-pardou the false charge-but there . remaius but :five more i
weeks of work bdorc all mnst. come np for judgmelit. And then
wl1at? lV1 ust you be r'otlltd guilty of 1dleness? lf you will sit up a
litt.le later at I1ight--11ever mind the Jiteter read'ings on awmeter or
voltmeter--you lllay get . by. However, this "get ~y" busi11ess is the
bunk, but seei11g tltat there remain but :five more weeks to work, it
will be so much better to ·get by thaJJ to go under. Don't you t.h ink
that this is reasonable :Finally, pard, " "Whatsoever, thi11e hall(ls
:fi11deth to do, do it with all t.lJ;y might."
heatt and then "ditch her. ' Alas! i 17. Bruce Cruickshank to smoke Although a woman tries to be only ladies' ciga.rettes. kind to the "poor creatures," man 18. Herb Keppeler to play the traps is the one who makes everything in a Japanese orchestra. impossible. 19. Vesta Quinn tC) become an emo-
But what have we here?-a tiona! movie star. modern flapper. The one who is : 20. Bill Wilson to learn that game, today uplifting this rough world tennis. of men. The one who is slowly ! · 21. Juanita Hess to impress the but surely turning man from his 1 Profs. with her vast stores of knowl-rough and cave-like instincts to ·1 edge. .. the gentle and esthetic vision of 22. Koa Cook to find somebody to perfection present in every worn- llove. · an's heart. Flappers worlc on the . 23. Dwight Rugh to smoke a .M:eer-llearts of men, trying to soften. I schaum pipe. them; now by some gentle act; 24. Kitt~- McLane to advise those llOW by a kindly or perhaps prom- frivolous young I hings. i::;ing work. FlalJ11ers, however, 25. Malli to becom e a second sheik. do not cling to a man forever; 26. Dy-frig Forbes to add to his they are like nurses who care for , harem. one . until he recovers. Thus, the. I 27. Art Alexander to win a Rolls-flapper carries on hoping to carry Royce.
< man through this period of primi- 28. Johnny Morse to become a ) tive faults. Man does not see it. caddy at the Country Club.
this way, I am sorry to say. He 29. Stanford Deverill to go where does not appreciate the immensity it is breezy, even. to Cuba. of the Lask our modern flapper has 30. Archibald l\Iarlr to be presidenl undert.akeu. But the work of the of the largPst tailoring agency.
L t U M. U M fiapper is compensated by observ- 31. 'VP.ndell Brown to disprove Mar-e S IX p ore ing that man is gradually becom- vin's philosophy.
r • • ·u . . . l I ing gentler. In the future I hope ~2. Janet Ross to introduce Russian There are llltlllJ prohletllS wluch iaco our 111 n•rslty, attt Olle that man will take to the flapper fashions to the Varsity girls .
of t~1c most vil-_al of_ t.lwm deals with t_he racial quostioH. ~f e~·erybody II ~10re kin~ly~ , She is America's 33. "DNms" 'Valers to conqttPr up lll the Uni\·erslly wcut about w1th the fixed dctel'llllllfltJOH t.l1at . Jeanne dAte. King Neptune.
34. Jimmie Seals lo kePp a girl. he or she is going to do l1is or ]Jer best to cJcnr np mrial projlldlce 35. Merlyn ForbPs to become a YE'Il·
t·l1e outcome woul he a better understanding between the rnces COil- SPICE OF LIFE erable dPacon. '('J"I • I' J t 1 , oulfl CllSlW Tf t.hc "haole" worked 36. Tin Luke to rival "Charl t=> ~ ·"
< tLC, :111<. gn•n ·c•r 1n l'lltOn,y ' ' · Jo Dr. Adams: Formerly a warship Paddock. 111orc with the Oriental nml vice-versa, to clear up the pet.ty ideas cost about tenmillion dollars, but now 37. Dick !\icGrew to make all ac-wllic~h lliOSt of 1m ha,·r, townrrl oarh othor, l1ow llllWh bdh'r the it costs about forty million dollars quaintC'd with :Mrs. Duke.
U · · · · l d · 1 J f I · d 1 to build one. 3 Ca I F \1 cl t ke" tha sl 'o-1 t mvers1tv would 1Je. Most of us arc 1111 me w1L 1 t 10 ·a se pt'l c I L . B , · -' r 1 • Pn ° 'P " raJ,._ 1 ., eong. ~uL a warship lasts ten and nanow path (to the Git·ls' Dorm.)
~vltieh causes ~~ ~o chaw a color line: ~ve11. wl:en it eoJncs to mixing year~ . . 39. Richard Lyman to becomE' a Jll school actJVlties. How 11ttNly futile 1t 1s for us to expect. n D1. Adams. Yes, only in time or second Liederman (Strongfort).
gTcater tmiversity spirit when such a condition exists. ~{mly renders peace. 40. Doi to make a comfortable bE'd in Room 107, Eng. HI.
of this will scoff at this idea, and say that this question is bnt a minor In Chern. IV. Lab. 41. "Slats" to learn thP intricacies oue. We feel, however, that this is 110t the case, and that we should Edmund Ing: On laking out a so- of that "Pake" nutP.
f bl '1'1 d lution overnight in his desk he finds Callltinually strivo to lessen the 1nenace o the pro em. . 1e remc y a cockroach in the solution. is 1-o cultivnto n spirit of tolrrance between the races b~, lla,·ing the "Miss Warner, if it takes twenty- and Chem. IV a Sophomore, theoret
ically at least, ought to have HCt]UirE'd enough "savvy" to discuss Einstein intelligently.
leaders of tho di:fferen t races get together and" talk on~r ·ways and four hours to precipitate a cockroach,
l f · 1 1 t how long will it take to precipitate JtWans for climiuatiug race prejudice nne or everyoue 111 se lOO o a henroacb?
"n1ix" more nnd thus get wider views on the subject. Ask Prof. Kershman. However, what a Sophomore ought to have and ain't got are two entire-
Doctor Andrews and Professor Porteous or the faculty won the University doubles championship last Ft:iday by defeating Rugh and Alexander. Scores: 4-6, 10-8, 6-0, 6-2. This viclory entitles both men to have a · Tennis letter, an honor to which few lH'Ofessors have aspired for at the University.
I. P. (dans la class francaise) "Is Katsuki a Japanese'!
Voice from rear of room: No, he's In French IV. ly unrelated matters. Prof. .Peeker; Translate that sen-
a Russian. tence, Mark. Where does the jellyfish get its Archibald Mark: Sound asleep.
jelly? Prof. Peeker: IL DORT. (He 1 The Sophs were criticized for call-Ocean currents. sleeps.) 1 ing th~mselves "uppet·cJassmen."
However, when you look at the Ask n_ Forbes about catching LOB- Freshmen you can't blame them
STERS at Waialua? much. .M:ahi Downer, the Boiler Factory This is no reflection on the Frosh,
"Beau Brummel" has just become an for: exponent of the "shorthair' haircut." You can take a horse to water, As you are now, so once were we Dame Rumor has it that Handsome But it takes Bull Durham tobaccer.l (only not so bad) ; Wedemeyer will shortly follow in his --- As we are now, soon you will be tracks. "Cherchez la femme_" After struggling through Physics (only not so good).