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Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is
grown in New Jersey.
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is
grown in New Jersey.
“One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good
thing to do and always a clever thing to say”
Will Rogers
“One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good
thing to do and always a clever thing to say”
Will Rogers
Isn't it strange? The
same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers
take economists seriously
Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers
take economists seriously
A plane leaves Heathrow airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese.
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two, seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese."
"No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?"
"You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!"
"No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese."
"Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
There's a few minutes of silence.
"I no rike Jews either!" the co-pilot suddenly announces.
"Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain.
"Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot.
"What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an Iceberg!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , No mattah... all same!!!"
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