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    During your lifetime,

you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the

weight of about 6 elephants.

During your lifetime, you'll eat about

60,000 pounds of food, that's the

weight of about 6 elephants.

                  

    

‘‘Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter

from a dunce.’’ Lord Byron

‘‘Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter

from a dunce.’’ Lord Byron

           

    

     

 

     

An optimist is someone who falls

off the Empire State Building, and after

50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

An optimist is someone who falls

off the Empire State Building, and after

50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

   

   

 

 

   

     Boudreaux and Fontenot are walking down a street in Houston when they

see a sign on a store that reads, 'Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each,trousers $2.50 per pair.' Boudreaux says to his pal, 'Look here! We

could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Abbeville, sell 'em toour friends, and make a fortune. Now when we go in there you be quiet,

okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, theymight think we ignorant, and try to cheat us. Now, I'll talk in a slow

Texas drawl so's they don't know..' They go in and Boudreaux says with his best fake Texas accent, 'I'lltake 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00

each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up mypickup and ....' The owner of the shop interrupts, 'Ya'll are from

Louisiana , ain't ya?' 'Well...yeah,' says a surprised Boudreaux. 'How come you know dat!'

'Because this is a dry-cleaners.'

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