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Zombie Apocalypse Group 38: Jacob Stu

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Zombie Apocalypse

Group 38:JacobStu

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The ‘Shaun of the Dead’ ZombieStats

•Attacks in large numbers•Travels slowly•Incredibly stupid•Lasts 10 days•Doesn’t like being hit in the head

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West Quay (Roof)

This was quite high up…

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West Quay (Inside)

Good position to throw heavy things down!

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Library

We’re poisoning the water for the Zombies!!!!!

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ASDA

On the high ground again……..

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The HobbitThe most important place to protect…?

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Portswood

We’ve got help!!!

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The Cube

Having a sit down after a long day…

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The Plan…

• The zombies can follow scent for many hours, and so we shall protect ASDA in order to purchase many cans of deodorant.

• They are also incredibly stupid and so we will be able to pretend to be zombies, simply walking about the city.

• They actually need to bite you to infect you, as they are so slow we can simply avoid this happening.

• If one of the group becomes affected… well, there’s only 2 of us so – EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!

(That… or we’ll give him beer, beer cures everything)

THEREFORE we shall protect The Hobbit with as much vigour as ASDA.

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To kill them…

• We will throw lots of heavy things around manically in the hope that some will hit the zombies on the head. If they cotton on to the fact we’re human because we’re throwing things at them, we’ll simply run away as they are soooooo slow

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If we fail…

• We’ll be coming after you too……