A Guide to the

WHY & HOW you should

“DO IT”

“We believe that good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught”

~5SOS

Ultimate Winter Fling

Dedicated to all the Good Girls out there…

As she took a sip from her glass of whisky, SD looked up at SV and SS and said in a wistful tone, “I don’t know what sex feels like, it has been that long”. On hearing that, SV and SS gave her an understanding and empathetic nod, and vowed to ensure that no other friend suffers that fate. They took up the onus of encouraging their friend KG, and ensuring she leaves no stone unturned to have the time of her life during her student exchange trip to Europe. Knowing KG for the past year, they were confident that she would spend a good chunk of her time travelling to tourist places, visiting museums, art galleries and monuments. They were heartbroken at the idea of her spending her nights in solitude. Hence, they put their brilliant minds together and worked tirelessly to build a guide so that their friend finds a good companion for her trip, both for the days, and the long, cold nights…

WHAT IS A WINTER FLING ??

When two people team up for the winter. The couple may do things like watch movie, drink hot chocolate, go to the museum, out to dinner, SEX, anything to beat the winter blues. Couple is usually exclusive but its more fun when your not.

?? WHY is this GUY perfect for a winter

fling ??

10 REASONS

1. Because you need someone to convince you that standing in line at the outdoor ice-rink is going to be worth it, even if the 30min mark means you’ll be there for another hour.

2. Because once you are ready to skate, you need someone to hold your hand. How else are you supposed to hold yourself up?

3. Because two snow angels are better than one.

4. Because the logs for that fire aren’t going to carry themselves! And you know you secretly want Mr. Lumberjack to show off his guns.

5. Because candy canes are the best breath fresheners.

6. Because we don’t actually know that… why not test it out?

7. Because it’s cold out.

8. And because he’s hot.

9. But because you’re hotter.

10. Because two hot people will put the end to this cold.

?? HOW to get that GUY ??

IDENTIFICATION

PHASE

1

SEGMENTING

This step is critical to optimize the limited time available. Segmentation criteria:LocationNationalityIncome groupPsychographic

TARGETING

Closer home would enable better coordination. Concentrate on the exotic beauty as you would be the same for them as well. While students would have more time, a sexy businessman would be good for the pocket. A target with a good sense of humor would ease penetration.

POSITIONING

We think on top would be best to start with.

Following is a list of areas which receive maximum attention from the target market.

Bars in ToulouseLe Saint JérômeThis stylish wine bar also serves up tapas, making it a great place in Toulouse to either start or finish your evening. Le Saint Jérôme serves wine by the glass as well as stocking wine from all over the world (rather than only from France). While wine bottles glow on the bookshelves, you can also pick up one of those classical French inventions: the croquet-monsieur (grilled ham and cheese sandwich).21 rue St Antoine du T, ToulouseTel: 05 6122 9066.Website: www.lesaintjerome.com

Le Wallace CaféIf you’ve seen enough pink bricks for the day, then a drink in the cool, sleek Wallace Café will revive you. Its central Toulouse location and staggering distance to the taxi rank are other plus points. Tall white chairs replace bar stools and red lampshades hang from the ceiling. Cocktails include mojitos but prices aren’t cheap. There’s a selection of tapas available in the evening.15 place St Georges, ToulouseTel: 05 6121 0718.Website: www.lewallace.com

Café des ArtistsThis café is located very near the art school and right next to the river. Here you can relax and unwind with a Belgian beer while watching a game of football or just admiring the stunning view of La Garonne.13 Place Daurade, ToulouseTel: +33 5 6112 0600

Café PopulaireCafé Populaire is a smoky and fun watering hole. It has a relaxed atmosphere during the day and early evening and people come here to socialize and drink beer and cocktails to reasonable prices.9 Rue de la Colombette, ToulouseTel: +33 5 6163 0700

Clubs in ToulouseLe 7 DiscotecaDance until the small hours beneath the flashing lights of Le 7 Discoteca. Popular with students, the club’s resident and guest DJs keep Toulouse pulsing at the weekend. It’s one of the largest clubs in Toulouse. It’s big, it’s bold and it’s just celebrated its seventh birthday. Free entry on Thursdays. 20 rue Denfert Rochereau, ToulouseTel: 05 6162 0917.Website: www.7discoteca.com

Opus CaféTo dance all night, head to the Opus Café. Help decorate the walls of the place with chalk provided by the staff. Poetry starts here. Kind of.24 rue Nicolas Bachelier, ToulouseTel: 05 6162 3746.Website: www.opus-cafe.net

Live Music in ToulouseLa Mandala Jazz ClubFor a more laid-back vibe in Toulouse, enjoy the jazz at La Mandala Jazz Club. In summer, drinks are served outdoors on the terrace, while in winter it’s time to feel at home in the cosy, indoor atmosphere.23 rue des Amidonniers, ToulouseTel: 05 6121 1005.Website: www.lemandala.com

Le Cri de la MouetteSmall and intimate atmosphere – on a barge – then visit Le Cri de la Mouette. An ever-changing programme of pop-rock, hip-hop, reggae and funk keeps things fresh.78 allée de Barcelone, ToulouseTel: 05 6230 0528.Website: www.lecridelamouette.com

Theatre in Toulouse

Le Fil à PlombWith only 70 seats, Le Fil à Plomb has an intimate and welcoming atmosphere. Set in Toulouse’s ‘Bohemian’ quarter, you’ll find plenty of humour and fantasy in its performances (although they will be in French).30 rue de la Chaîne, ToulouseTel: 05 6230 9977.Website: www.theatrelefilaplomb.frMusic and Dance in Toulouse

Centre de Développement ChorégraphiqueThis centre specialises in modern dance productions, putting on imaginative and refreshing pieces of work. Its contemporary feel balances the old-world charm of much of the rest of Toulouse and is sure to leave you with something to think about.5 avenue Etienne-Billières, ToulouseTel: 05 6159 9878.Website: www.cdctoulouse.com

Théâtre du CapitoleRight in the centre of Toulouse, the Théâtre du Capitole presents both opera and pure orchestral pieces in an impressive architectural setting. Dress up to the nines and let the setting of the marble pillars and gilt-edged decorations sweep you away to a world of elegance and sophistication.Place du Capitole, ToulouseTel: 05 6122 3131.Website: www.theatre-du-capitole.org

TEMPTATION

PHASE

2

Seduction by the Senses

We all know that guys are visual creatures (hence the enduring popularity of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue), but that lacy garter number from Victoria's Secret isn't the only way to get your guy revved up. Here's how to seduce him using all five of his senses.

SIGHT Wear red. Researchers from the University of Rochester in New York had 149 men rate pictures by level of attractiveness of women wearing or framed by white, gray, blue, green, and red. Red won out, possibly because of reinforced cultural norms. "Due to the association with hearts, Valentine's Day, lingerie, and things like that, red takes on a sexy meaning," says study author Andrew Elliot, Ph.D., a professor of psychology at the University of Rochester.

SMELL Skip the perfume. Your natural body odor is a bigger turn-on than you think. "We each have a distinctive odor that is our very own scent signature," says Sharon Moalem, Ph.D., author of How Sex Works. "That scent has the power to trigger significant arousal and plays an often underappreciated role in the chemistry of attraction." So forget lathering up with lotions after a shower—your scent is the best aphrodisiac.

TASTE Open up that box of chocolates. Feeding truffles to your guy can be sensual on its own, but the taste of chocolate is associated with the release of serotonin in the brain, a hormone that induces feelings of relaxation and pleasure—similar to what we experience when we fall in love. Sweet!

SOUND Make some noise! "One of the biggest complaints men have about women is that they are too quiet when it comes to intimacy," Moalem says. You don't have to praise the heavens at the top of your lungs if that makes you uncomfortable, but a simple sigh and "Right there!" goes a long way.

TOUCH Snuggle. Think men don't like cuddling? Think again. "When men or women get a soothing touch from their partner, the brain releases oxytocin, or the love hormone," says Moalem. "It reaffirms the bond between the two of you, making sex even better.”

We went a step ahead and decided to give a little push in your attempt to attract the right partner for your fling.

Attached are two gifts from your best friends to your best fling. :P

CAPTIVATION

PHASE

3

Now that you have caught his wandering attention. Its time to hook, sink and line this big fish !

Ask him questions…

Get to know the man that will make all your 3 month short dreams come true.

Here are some pointers for:

THE INTELLIGENT ONEStimulate his brain among other things. Talk to him about politics and crack witty jokes. Just don’t bore him.

THE CONFIDENT GUYLet him have his power. The last thing you want to do is try and make him jealous. It’s a lost cause my friend, lost cause.

THE ARTISTIC GUYBe spontaneous and live in the moment. Be his muse. Inspire him.

THE ROMANTIC ONEFeel free to reciprocate and act on your own romantic tendencies. He might just be the one to make your romantic dreams come true, all at once! But if you think he’s too p(l)ain, DROP HIM LIKE A HOT POTATO!

THE BAD BOYTry to tame him, or go wild yourself – take your pick! This way or that, you’ll sure get the “ride” of your life ;) Leave your inhibitions behind and LIVE!

ATTAINMENT

PHASE

4

Now that you have gotten to know him well and understood his likes and dislikes. Its time to take things to the next level.

This is what we have preparing ourselves for all this while. This is our moment and you will shine like a diamond, my love !!

The key is confidence and a little prep.

Attached are the two most important things that you will need in helping you attained that much awaited orgasm.

Happy fucking dear…make it worth your while !

DECONSTRUTION

PHASE

5

WHAT NOT TO DO ??

1. Don’t spend more than two nights a week at his house.

2. Don’t perform extremely romantic gestures

3. Don’t double date with your friends

4. Don’t exchange gifts over €5

5. Don’t ring in the New Year together (well that is obviously not happening ;)

6. But definitely get some break-up sex

HAPPY FLINGING