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Welcome to Day 4 of Will Stark’s Bachelor Challenge! It’s been quite longer than I expected since my last update, so I’m going to turn it over to SimLily, Arthur, and Sabriel to catch us up:

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WelcometoDay4ofWillStark’sBachelorChallenge!

It’sbeenquitelongerthanIexpectedsincemylastupdate,soI’mgoingtoturnitovertoSimLily,Arthur,andSabrieltocatchusup:

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“Hello,everyone!It’sbeenanunexpectedsix—no,morethanthat—monthssincewelastdiscussedWill’sprogressinhisBachelorChallenge.Ikindofgotcaughtupwithstuffinourhomeuniverse.”

“Don’ttalkaboutourhomeuniverse,”Sabrielsaidfromthebackground.

“I’mnot.I’mtalkingaboutthisone.Andyou’regoingtobetalkingaboutthisone,too.I’llneedyourhelptorecapthefirstthreedaysofthechallenge.”

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Thefirstphotowentuponthescreen.

“RhapsodyBohemianwenthomefirst,”Lilyexplained.“IsPlldon’tgethowshecouldpossiblyhaveascoreofnegaPvetwo.”

“Becauseshe’sanincurableopPmist.Will’spessimismmightbecurable,butaslongasthatgoeson,DeeisjustgoingtoirritateWill.It’stoobad,”Arthursaid.“Shemighthavebeengoodforhim.”

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“WEGOTMARIELLEKICKEDOFF!”Sabrielcheered.“Werule.”

“Wedidn’treallygetherkickedoff,”Lilypointedout.“HerownsenseofenPtlementandheraddicPontothekaraokemachinewerewhatdidherin.”

“I’dsPllliketothinkitwasus.”Sabrielsighed.“WeatleasthadsuccessagainstoneRomanceSimwithpersonalityissues.”

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“IthoughtFayehadagoodchanceatfirst,”Arthursaid.“AndIthoughtshewascool.”

“SodidI.ButaXerhosPliPesbetweenherandLilahescalatedtofull‐blownfighPng,Idon’tthinkshewantedtobethereanymore.”Lilysmiled.“YouthinkFayeandLilahareevergoingtohavethemakeoutsessionthattheysoclearlywanttohave?”

“Maybe.Dependsonwhethertheycanstopwiththeslapping,”Arthursaid.

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“Now,I’mgoingtodoarun‐downofthefourremainingbachelore]es,inorderoflowesttohighestscores,”Lilysaid.

“SaraJoneshasthelowestscoreoftheremainingbachelore]es.Shespentthefirstdayandahalfplayingcatchwithherfellowbachelore]es,butstartedshowingsomeinterestinWill.Isitenoughtostayinthegame?

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“LilahWhedononlyhasafewpointsonSararightnow.Shewasoneoftheearlyfrontrunners,butherfeudwithFayehastakenhereyesofftheprize.InaddiPon,herzodiacsignisincompaPblewithWill’s,whichmaybeposingproblems.

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“LuluBuccaneerhassurprisinglyjumpedintosecondplaceaXernearlybeingeliminatedonDay2.There’sneverbeenanydoubtthatshelikesWill.However,theirrelaPonshipscorehasalwaysbeenhigheronherendthanhis—andhisendistheonethatcounts.

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“Finally,ElaineGoodytwoshoeshasbeenintheleadeversincethischallengestarted.Sheistheonlyremainingthree‐bolter,andshe’shadagoodstalkingstrategysincethebeginning.Trueloveseemstobeinhergrasp—butthecourseoftrueloveneverdidrunsmooth.IsthisgoingtobeanexcepPon?”

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Lilylookedaround.“Ithinkwe’rereadytogetstartedwithDay4.Unlessanyofyouhaveanythingtoadd?”

“Ido,”Arthursaid.“I’dliketostartplanningthepost‐challengeparty.Thereisgoingtobeone,right?”

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“Goforit.Thereshouldprobablybearockingpartyoncethisisover,andIdon’tthinkeitherofuswanttoplanit.Right,Sabriel?”

“Notme.Thisisupyouralley,Arthur.”

“Great!Intothechallenge!”

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Saraappearstobeswooningatthethoughtthatsheactuallymadeittothehottubtoday.

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JoiningherareLuluandElaine,whodon’tseemtoliketalkingaboutspatulasanymorethanSaradoes.Sorry,Will.You’regoingtohavetocomeupwithanotherPme‐honoredBCinnuendotodiscusswiththeseladies.

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“Wecantalkaboutsexylamps.”

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“Hey!Yousplashedme!”Willexclaimed.“Yousaidyouwouldn’tdothatagain!”

Elaineshrugged.“Hottub.Playfulpoints.”

“Right.I’mgoingtogetyouoneofthesedays.”

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“Iguesshedoesn’tcareaboutsexylamps,either.”

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Butthere’sonethingWillalwayslikestotalkabout:kissing.

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Meanwhile,Lilahcan’tbeatupFaye,sosheeatssomemore.SomebodyalwaysbulksupinaBCbecauseofalltheturkey,andthisPme,it’sher.

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CONFESSIONAL!!1!fromLilah

I’mtotallyflashingeveryone,aren’tI?NotthatImindthat.

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“IjustderailedtheconversaPon,didn’tI?”

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“ApparentlyeveryonegetsimmortalityinSara’sApocalypse,”Lulusaid.“IknowinSierraPlains,somepeopleareimmortal—likeme—butmostaren’t.”

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“InteresPng,”Willsaid.“WhereI’mfrom,almostnooneisimmortal,exceptthetowniesandSimselves.”Hestaredoffatthedoortothehouseforamoment.“Elaine,pleasetellmeI’mnottheonlyoneinthishottubwho’sgoingtodie?”

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“Idon’tknowifIcanhelpyouthere,”Elainesaid.“ThelegacythatI’mfromisalmostover,soI’llprobablystayalive,too.”

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IfthishadbeentheApocalypse,Willprobablywouldhavebroodedforawhileoverreceivingthisnews.Instead,hebrightenedup.“GottoenjoylivingwhereIam,then,”hesaid.“OnewayIcanthinkofthat.”

“What?”

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“Kissing!”

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Lulukickedoffthepost‐hottubpartofthecompePPonwiththefirstheardart.

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Today,Lulu’sstrategyinvolvesgossipingaboutthecompePPontotrytomakeherselflookbe]er:

“DidyouhearaboutLilah?Shelostafight,andshegotfat!”

“Shutup.Shutup!”

“It’strue.You’veseenher.”

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Nextwasagameofpunchyou,punchme.I’mpre]ysureittookalotofcoercionbeforeElainechoseaplatonicacPvity.

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ButLuluhadn’tgivenuponherstalking.What’smore,sherememberedthattheofficialacPvityoftheStarkfamilyispillowfighPng.

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Nextupisawaterballoonfight.InWinterfell,thisiskindofsuicidal.InPleasantview,it’snotaproblem.

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ButitmightbekindofsuicidaltoplaywithLulu.SheseemstobetryingtodecapitateWillateverysinglegametheyplay.

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CONFESSIONAL!!1!fromSara:

Partofmyswimsuitseemstobemissing.

Sorry?Wasn’tthinkingwhenIpickedswimsuits?

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Meanwhile,Elaineseemstohavefiguredoutthatshe’shot.Goodforher.Youdon’tneedanyonetotellyouthatyou’repre]y.

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Willtellsherthatanyway.

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LuludoesnotlookamusedbyWill’spreferenceforElaine.

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Sara’sPopularitySimissPllshowingasshecarriesonherconversaPonwithLulucomparingtheirrespecPveapocalypses.

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AsforLilah,shereallyisn’therself,asprovenbyhertotalshockovercatchingLulushowering.Yes,Lilah,theshowerisfornakedPme.Besides,seeingLulunakedcan’tbethattraumaPc.

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Luluwasfirstforinterest‐sharing.

“Sexylamps?”

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“I’magenieinabo]le,baby…”

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“Haha,IneverthoughtI’dhearthatsongagain.Haveyoubeensleepingallright?IknowI’mamessifIdon’tgetmysleep.You’veallseenmehigngupthecoffeemachine.”

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“Ihaveactually.AcPvepoints.They’reagreatthing.”

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ElaineiswonderingifWillandLuluaredonetalkingyet.

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ButpoorLulu’ssPllworriedaboutherplaceinthecompePPon.

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“Spatulas?”

Will,youwerejustshotdownoverthatinthehottub.

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“Ilovespatulas.Youcancookallkindofthingswiththem!”

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“Wait.Ithinkthat’sthefirstPmesomeonehasn’trunawaywhenI’vetoldaspatulajoke.”

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“It’skindofcutethatyoukeepbringingthemup,”Elainesaid.“Besides,youknowIliketalkingaboutfood.”

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Meanwhile,LuluandLilahhadretreatedtothelibraryandconfessionalroom.

“Whatcanbesoshockingaboutthat?”Lilahremarked.“It’snotevenoneoftheromancenovels.”

“It’sMarielle’sun‐redactedconfessionaldiary.”Lulustaredatit.“Ihadnoideathatshewassomessedup.”

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WillconPnuedhisearlierdiscussionoffoodwithSara.

“Allthisicecreamtalkissoundingreallygood.Wanttogiveitatryoncethischallengeisover?”

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“Soundsgreat!”Sarasaid.“I’dlovetogiveitatry.Itsoundsgreat,andI’veneverhadicecreambefore.IguessnowIcould,sincemyniece’sjerkofahusbandliXedCulinary.”

“It’sgreattogetthatoutoftheway,isn’tit?”

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“Itis,”Sarasaid.“ThoughIhaven’thadtoworryaboutthemsinceIliXedmine.Oneoftheperilsofheirship.”

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“True.We’veonlyjustreachedthepointwhereit’ssafetomoveout,”Willsaid.“Myunclegotoutofthehousenottoolongago.”

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WhenWillwalkedintothelibrarytoshareinterestswithLilah,heprobablywasnotearninganypointsbyheardarPngElaine.

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“Sexylamps?”Willstarted,usingthesameopeningthathehadwithLulu.

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“NO.IAMNOTINTERESTEDINLAMPS.”LilahendedtheconversaPon.

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“Wow.WhatdidIdowrong?”Willmu]ered.

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Ican’tblameLilahforbeingcranky,though.AXerallthistalk,sheissPllavirgininthishoodaXerfourwholedays.

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CONFESSIONAL!!1!fromElaine:

IwonderhowRhapsodyisdoing?Wewouldprobablybegoodfriendsinsomeneighborhoodorother.

Randomconfessionalisrandom,butalsoaccurate.

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CONFESSIONAL!!1!fromLulu:

IhadthisodddreamwhereWillwasateddybearandeveryoneelsewasoneofthosedollsfromtheli@leWillLloydWrightdollhouses.IwassBllahuman,though.Ithink.Anyway,that’senoughfussingoverwhatthatcouldpossiblymean.It’salmostBmeforflirBng.

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CONFESSIONAL!!1!fromWill:

Whydowehaveachesssetinthishouse?Noone’severplayedchessonit.IsitflirBngBmeyet?

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Itwas.AXerasweettalkwithLulu,thetwoofthembothgotcrushheartsfortheother.

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ThenextflirtwashigngonLulu.WhateverWillsaid,Luluseemedtofinditamusing.

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Willwasalsodisappointedatthelow‐leveltenderkiss,butit’sbesttosavethehigher‐levelinteracPonsforlatersothatyoucanactuallybuilduptosomething.

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Nextup:Elaine.Shestartedoffwithhigher‐levelinteracPonsbecauseshehadalreadyacceptedlower‐levelones.

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Caressescanbeali]lerisky,butElaineaccepts.

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AXerkissing,theydidn’treallywanttosaygoodbye,butitwasPmeforthenextbachelore]e.

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WilltriedtobrushLilah’shairoutfromwhereitwasglitchingthroughherface,butshepushedhishandaway.

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“Really?I’mtheonlyguy—theonlypersoninthemulPverseyou’renotinterestedin?”

“MaybeI’dbeinterested.Butthisisalljustali]letoomuchmonogamyforme,”Lilahsaid.

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“Whatdoyoumean?We’reallRomance—well,exceptforSara.Idon’tneedtogetmarried.Ijustwanttohavefun.”

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“Igethavingfun.Ifyouwantedtojustjumpintothehottub,I’dbeupforthat.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.Butthisisn’tfun.”

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“Whynot?”Willasked,reachingouttotouchLilah.“Itcouldbe.”

“No.It’snot.”Shepushedhimaway.“It’sflirPngwitheveryonetwiceandkissingeverybodyonceandjumpingthroughonehoopaXeranotherwiththisdarnchallenge.It’stryingtopretendyou’retheonlya]racPvepersoninthiswholehouse.Ithinkifyouwantwoohoowithsomebody,youshouldjustdoit.”

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“Sothisisitforyou?”WilllookedawayfromLilah.

“Yeah.”

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WillhadsometroublegegngthatencounteroffhismindwhenSaracameinforflirPng.

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But,likeElaineandLulu,SaradidactuallywanttosPckaroundinthechallenge.

“Iknowitdidn’tseemlikeIwasthatintoitforthefirstcoupleofdays,”shesaid,“butIlikeyou.”

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MorecrushheartsaXertheirkiss!

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WhenWillandSaracamedownstairsforbrunch,theotherthreebachelore]eswerealltalkingaboutLilah.

“Isthattruethatshetoldyoushewantedout?”Luluasked.

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“Yeah.Lilah’sgoinghometoday.Exceptifyou’vechangedyourmind,”Willsaidtoher.

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“No.Ihaven’t.”Lilahsmiled.“ButifyouwantagoodPme,callme.Thatgoesforanyofyou.”

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Day4scores:

Elaine:147(100/47,friends&crush)Lulu:137(100/37,friends&crush)Sara:108(75/33,friends&crush)

Lilah:66(33/33)