Where will we be in 20 years?

Jaclyn is picking me up at 4:15, so expect a new

PowerPoint at the end of the week.

Turn the volume up!

The Cul-de-sac

The Cul-de-sac

• In Australia• Streets are named:

– Tutu Kashu– Pope Road– Ichi Wasabi– Fabio

Adam

• Would be a head of a prosperous television company

• Made the most money out of all of us

• Married with two kids and a dog• Has a statue looking over all the “weird” people

• AHHH!!! It stares at us!!!

Katherine

• Katherine is a record producer• After her band made it big• In her spare time she would

broadcast a radio station• And play her guitar• Surprise surprise• I can’t think of anything else to

write• So I’m stopping now

Becca

• A famous poet• And you know it• Works with Kat on works of art• Hahaha• Works on work• That’s great• Has one kid• Who Ally constantly steals

Kat

• Would be a famous writer• Writes sci-fi• No kids• They would distract her from her

work• Damn kids• Owns a curkey• Courtesy of Emily

Emily

• She would be a pale-ass yellow dietian

• Has a pet kangaroo• And 10 cats• No kids• Might be married to one of these:

– Aaron– Maricarmen’s cousin– Orlando Bloom– Heath Ledger

Alayne

• Is famous for her smile• Appears in magazines, commercials,

and billboards• Spokeswomen for Crest• Knows who the Pope is• We are so proud!• She’s Irish• That’s why I’m writing in green• Married to an Irish model for Crest• Their kids will have great smiles

Padon

• Would be an electronic dude

• Except he messes everything up

• Bald

• With a freckly head

• Dot dot dot dot dot

• Has no kids

• Sorry

Brianna

• Create an entire replica of Japan in her house/back yard

• Lives with many cats• Emily and Brianna started a

cat house• Lots of fur balls• Brianna is a vet• Who speaks Japanese

Maricarmen

• Owns a video game/Hispanic music store

• Brings her hot cousin over to the cul-de-sac a lot

• Hehehehehe• Has 4 kids• Oh, yeah she’s married too• But not to her cousin• Cause that would be wrong• Their kids would have like 12 toes

Catherine

• Would be a professional sandwich smasher

• Her family moved two blocks away• Her ENTIRE family• They take up all of Australia• She fits inside Emily’s kangaroo’s

pouch• Michael Letko ran into another

door and died• He was her first husband

Lauren

• An accountant• That does have to do with math

right?• Married a lawyer• I’m jealous• They have a big house• You know what THAT means• Well• LOTS OF APPLE JUICE!

Ally

• Has 12 kids• Stay at home mom• Home schools children• Married John Mayer• Won the “Most Maternal”

Award somewhere• Her kids are named: Joshua

Joseph Mayer, Jose Roberto Mayer, Alayne Mayer, kid #4, kid #5, and other big names to yell when mad

John

• I know you are wondering:• What the hell happened to John?• His hair grew• And grew• And grew• Until he suffocated• Poor, poor John

Pop!

For those of you who never heard the Mr. Filardo joke:

Catherine Emily

No! Mr. Filardo left! He CAN’T LEAVE!

Do you have a crush on your English teacher?

Yes, he’s the only teacher I’ve had a crush on.

That’s nice

Cont…

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I mean when he brushes his hair back, it makes me feel happy.

I did not want to know that!

EWW!!! Not like THAT!!!

Great! I’m never gonna be able to look at him the same way again.