what will you do if you had two cows? keep them, sell them, outsource them?

Economics for dummies

What will you do if you had two cows?

Keep them, sell them, outsource them?

Here's a look at what Different people would do

with two cows …...


Traditional economics

You have two cows

You sell one & buy a bull

Your herd multiplies

You retire on the income


INFOSYS ECONOMICS

You have 2 cowsYou put both of them on the bench

& hire another two to do the job


TCS ECONOMICS

You have 2 cows

You tell them that only one will go onsite You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa

Both of them die after fighting


HCL ECONOMICS

You have 2 cowsYou milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week

They run away


WIPRO ECONOMICS

You have 2 cowsYou train them for 2 months on how to milk themselvesThen u ask them to pull bullock carts


AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cowsYou sell one & force the other to produce the milk of 4 cowsYou profess surprise when the cow drops dead


FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cowsYou go on strike because you want three cows


BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cowsThey are both mad cows


GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cowsYou re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month & milk themselves.


SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to youYou charge others for storing them


JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cowsYou redesign them to 1/10th the size of a normal cow & make 20-times the milkYou then create cartoon cows called Cowkimon & market them


CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cowsYou have 300 people milking themYou claim full employment, high bovine productivity & arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers


PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You don't have any cowsYou claim that the Indian cows belong to you …

Then ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans.

You buy the cows with all this & claim of exploitation by the world


INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows

You worship them

what will you do if you had two cows? keep them, sell them, outsource them?

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