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VOL. L. ' BOOHTOH, MORRIS COUNTY, H.' J., SEPTEMBER 2,-192.0•* ~7

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Private Seal, as mellow and tastyas ever, is still at your service..Tests have shown that its tasteand body-building qualities, remainunchanged.

) And why not? ."" v> The same high quality of hopsand malt still are used. It is stillbrewed and aged with the sameinfinite, care.,, It is as good as ever.

Compare it with the sub-stitutes. Then order acase TODAY /torn; jourgrocer or dealer, as iisuai

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SOME DIPLOMAT.

Henry Wnttprson believes that' Ifone hus opinions they are worth utick-Inp up for, unil thut the editor whohus no .backbone la DO editor at ulL Hasuyfl:

"I despise a clmp like Stewart, whoused to run a dinky pupur In a dinkytown ncur Loutovlllu. One day theoffice boy tiptoed Into hlB private officennd suld:

14 'Mr. "Stewart, there's a mnn out-sldo snys fie's gbf'to see you.'

uiWhot does he look like?' askedStewurt as he prepared to make ahastj- exit through the back door.

** 'lle'a o little man, sir, a little—'"'Show him In! i&ow him In,' cried

the editor In a loud voice. It there'sanyone 'round here who obJectB to TheClarion's stand for truth, juatlce andliberty, I want to know Itl'"—Los Au-geles Times. . •

Bos* of the Situation."Ycs'in," said tlic'dtisky cook lady,

"I on'stand* yo'ull wants f hire outBH my bos.1*, hull 7" *

."'We do," said the tumbling couple."We will only ask you for 80,-per centof our Income, and we'll do all thework If you'll answer the doorbell, andyou can have Thursday off and threeAfternoons out, with use of the limou-sine,"

"Well'm yo'all frowa In de holidays,an 'double pay In July an' August, an'Til give yo'all a chance."

Fred Gordon Co.The Main Street

Store,Boomy & Convenient

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Hepitotliaiiliiioilatii.!!Groceries, Pjqpvis-, ions, house furn-

ishings.fgf. Wo solicit your pntronnge.

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aid Typewriter.Oomra'r of Dsoda and

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'SELF MADEThe Sire: Home again and broke.

And whan you Itft you Mid you weregoing to make a name for yourself.

The Son: Oh,. I've dona that, allfight All rny frlanda. call ma Ptflgy.

Job Jlngtea.•The teller'! tulc

••-in not complex— I...Tq check the cash

And cuh the .checks.

. True,"What is your opinion of the pos-

sibility of communicating with thedead?"

"I'm not worrying about that ButI am certain of one thing, there Is apositive chance for better and kind-lier and happier communication with(he living If we'd all make the ef-fort," , / .

Innuendo. J"One of my 'cows swallowed my

.pneketbook," announced the chattymilkman, '

"Any money in It?""Forty dollars." _ , ,"We'll, -I hppo your milk will bo a

little richer," said the grouchy cus-tomer.

' ,. Praltmlnarlec"Why," sneered the.business man,

!'do poets begin so many verafea withthe meaningless word 'OI(W .

"And why," humbly Inquired Mr.Penlwlggle, "do business men start §omany letters with the equally jD'enn-Ingtess phrase, 'Dear Slrf " t ....;•"'

' Taken at Hit Word.Creditor—It's put off-and put off

intll rcri sick and tired of It I sup?pose I shall havo to wait until the dayof Judgment for what you opfe?

Debtor (resuming work)— Er—ye&VBetter call lata In tho day, though.

MAN QUITS WIFETO MARRY NURSE

Dootor, Aged 64, Married 40Years, in Love Wfth Pretty

Trained Nurse of .20.

Omnha.—Dr. W. O. Henry, for year*one of the most prominent surgeonsla Omaha, n pillar of the First Pres-byterian church. 8unday school teach-er, and member, of all the prominentOmaha clubs and civic organizations,Is figuring as the apex of a triangle,with his wife ond a pretty trainednurse as tHe other anglcs.-

Mrs. Henry has just been granteda "divorce from her husband, to whomBhe had been, married for more than40 years, nnd Dr. Henry has writtena book telling In a most naive wayall about his love affair with the youngnurse. " Tho doctor Is sixty-four yearsold, Mrs. Henry Is almost as old, andtho pretty nurse Is Just twenty. .

The nnrse Is Miss Hazel Henderson.Sho was a student nurse In Dr. Hen-ry's hospital In Omaha and lived withthe doctor's family. The doctor saysho took her home to develop her Cbrifl-

8he Wanted to Marry Ms.

tlan character, when, "suddenly with-out warning, she, with the deepestsimplicity, said she wanted to marryme." t ,

The doctor says he considered thematter prayerfully and decided to ac-cept the proposal. He Bald, his planwas for Mrs. Ilenry to secure a divorcennd permit his marriage'to the girl.He then planned to have his formerwife go to Hvfc with Itlm nnd hla newbride. Mrs. Henry agreed to the di-vorce, hut refused to live with tho doc-tor and tho nunje.. •

FANATIC IS "CRUCIFIED" ALIVE

' Italian Religious Zealot, Posing asMeniah, Survive! Indian Or.v

deal in Mexico.

Mexico City.—Dn'Jose dl Uubriele,the Italian religious zealot, who wnscrucified by the Indian Inhabitants ofTequizlstlan, Oaxaca, has arrived InMexico Ctty, en route to his home InPachuca, apparently little the worseof his experience und still harboringhis beliefs.

DI Gnbrlele, appeared In Oaxacaearly In Lent, proclaiming himself tobe the Savior, and so worked oh thesuperstitious, and ignorant Indianstlmt they crucified him, using railwayspikes to nail him to a rude cross. Hewns released the next day and sur-vived the ordeal.

News of the crucifixion reached theenpitnl of the stutp, Teliunntepec. andtlie sovernor ordered Dl Gnbrlelebrought there. A great procession fol-lowed the cart In which he wns trans-ported. Lnveiuthe mayor of.Teqnl-zlstlan, who acted us the Roman cen-turion at the. crucifixion, wan ar-rested - ..., . . . _

GETS DOSE OF OWN MEDICINE

Jailer Must Serve Sentence of .SixMonth! In Own Jail for Engaging

In Fight

Frankfort,, Ky.—Fern -niilttaker,Jailer of Letcher county, must Bervosix months In his own Jail nt Frank-fort. OoV. Edwin P. Morrow lms re-fused to remit the Jail sentence Im-posed on Whlttnker by the Letcher cir-cuit court

Whlttater was sent to his own Jailby .County. Judge Samuel Collins forhaving.engaged In a fight Having akey to the Jail In his possession Whit-taker let himself out ond later wasIndicted on a-ch'arge of JalUbreaklngand sentenced to nerve six months, i'..

Cow Taken From MineShaft After 18 Days

Austin, Nev.—A cow belongingto n local dairyman has beenrescued after rlS days In an"abandoned mine shaft, withoutfeed or -water. The cow appar-ently wedged her head into abucket while at pasture andwaB thereby blindfolded, whichcaused her to fail down a 80-footIncline shaft After 18 days'search the beast, was found, stillalive and stlir blindfolded. Shewas' taken out" and Is beingnourished back to a normal con-

-dltlon. • .

Speed Mania,Mrs. toowrich— (returned from tour)

—We went very swiftly mi the way.Cnller-r-But traveling In a fast auto,

how could you get any Idea. of thocountry? -. ' ^

Mrs. Newrlcfc—Oh, I bought a lot ofpicture curds crery place wo stoppedn t ' .

Hard to Count"Ton prldo yourself on your spell-

liigi" ."I used to'think I WUB a fair spell-

er. But since hearing our expert op-erator pronounco the word, I don'toven know.how many W there BroIn 'three.1" .

• A ThoughtleM Ch«uffeur.-Slmpklns—I Jumped, but; I-wasn't

quick onough, and the auto strqekmonnd knocked me down. The chauffeurput on «peed and dashed off. "

Jonesy—And didn't even giro you «chance to apologize.—Judge. '• >

1 Convention. ' —^ "Gabby, Isn't h e r" "I'll soy so. Helmut give'hl» wife•n awful battle (or tne last word,"

ACCUSED COP HASTHIEF AS WITNESS

Brings In Burglar to Pfove He..Was-Off Duty When Crime. L Was Committed, r-

Brooklyrj, N . Y*—\Patroiman ThomaaBchulbP of Brooklyn,. charged with.having "failed to discover and preventA burglary on his poet," brought a_burglar Into tho trial room at Brooklynpolice headquarters to prove the crimewaa committed when ho (Schultz) waanot on duty.

"The -Burglary was committed- at0:20 a. m., said Schult*. He had al-ready stated that on the day In ques-tion he had received permission toleave post at flvo "o'clock ao that hecould prepare for the police parade.

VHow do you know It was committednt that timer asked Deputy Commis-sioner Fnurot.

**I have the burgle? hera to provei f calmly returned the policeman.

The deputy commissioner waa some-what taken aback. He directed theburglar to come forward. Ho said he

"I Havt the Buralar Here to Prove I t "

was nenjnmln Rockhower, living opBushwlck avenue, Brooklyn. He ad-mitted that lie and two others had en-tered the drug store at 839 De Kalbavenue on the morning In question andhad stolen a quantity of alcohol. Hewas sure tt wns 20 mlnutos after five.How did ne know? Ho observed thetime on a clock in the drnB store. Com-missioner Faurot reserved decision.

FAT POLICEMAN SHOWS SPEED

Clad Only in Nightshirt He Pursues'and Captures Two Thlevet In

Canadian Town.

.-•\VlnnIpp?.—H.U'f TV. A.' .T. BaVer,for 15 years the cnMre police forco Inthe town of Selkirk, near "Winnipeg,does not apponr to have been built forspeed, hot when It comes to rapid, mo-blllzntlon for a war on crime thereIsn't a policeman In Canada who canb e a t h i m . ' • r •. •

Chief Baker, who tips the scales at208 pounds, demonstrated his speedono morning recently when a coupleof yetrefT froro Winnipeg attempted torob a Selkirk store. Townspeople wereawakeno'l at nbout three o'clock bythe sound of running footsteps on themain street. Those who peeked outbeheld tholr chief tearing down themiddle of .tho thoroughfare, wearingonly a nightshirt and a ferocious ex-pression, clnso on the heels of twosprinting youths.

A, few moments later, Chief Bakerretrncerl his steps, short of breath, but•wearing a smile of triumph. Eachhand clutched the collar of a thief.

LIVES WITH" BOTH SPOUSES

•Uses Pretext of Business to Explain. Absence From Ono While Liv-

ing With Another.

Baltimore, ITd.—A confession thathe haft1 two wives rind that he has beenliving with both since marrying thesecond n>yenr ago Is said to have beenmade by John W. Turner, thirty-sixyears old, of Baltimore, Md.

The eelf-confeased bigamist marriedMiss Jennie Crlm in Baltimore In .1002and they have a child thirteen yearsold. A yenr ngo TuVner married Miss,SalIle. Frnzier, eighteen years old, ofPrestonstmrg, Ky., while oa a trip Inthat state.

Turner took wlfo No. 2 with him toBaltimore nnd since that time has beenliving with both wlvcy. lie wouldleavo one on a pretext of business toVisit the other In another part of thedty.

Half-Mife Under Ground,Lightning Strikes Mirror

Clearfleld, Pa.—A miner halfa mile under ground was badlyInjured by a bolt of lightning re-cently. Ahmor Whitaell, the

' miner, was leaning, on an ironrail. A bolt of lightning followedthe rail Into the mine, shatteredtbe'shqvel and threw the minerto tho ground. Itendered uncon-scious, Whltsell was badly cut

Squelched."I hear your husband has left you.

Do tell, me nil about It I never likedthnt-man, anyhow I How did It hap^pen, hoiley?"

"Oh, he Just died. That's all therewas to I t" f

Ladles' Convention.,you insist on calling' on

i for a speech7 Tou knowcally admire her.'.'L chance to hockle her.**

WHAT THEY ALL THINK"Are you satisfied with your pres-

ent poiltlonr* .-"No. I ought to havo the bos*'*place but no doesn't seem willing toratlgn Ui my favor."

MASTER CROOKBUN TO EARTH

New York Cracksman With Sen*. sitivo Fingers Is a Second

"Jimmy Valentine." *

TOOK LIBERTY BONDSGotham's Financial District Terrors

Jzed by Clever Thief Who OpenedSafes and Vaults, Leaving

•', . No Clews.

'New York*—The jaded city of NewYork had a real sensation when It had arejuvenation of "AllaB Jimmy Valen-tine," In real life. The play Hud n greatrun a few years ago and was a leaderIn "crime" plays. It had to do witha young man who conquered the in-tricate, mechanisms of safo protect lopand made away with valuable loot

The modern Jimmy Valentine wasRichard Armstrong, twenty-three yearBold, who has been sentenced to SingSing on charges of having committeda series of bank robberies which net-ted him a million.dollars In currencyand Liberty bonds. There was verylittle trial and superficial Investiga-tion because Armstrong confessedreadily. *»

Confession Too Plausible,In fact, ho was too eager to confess

and tlie police are,pf the opinion thathe faced a short term In prison by con-fessing and thus heading the police offfrom any extended investigation, In or-der that his loot might remain undis-turbed and hla method^ remain unrtf-'vealed. Nothing much was learnedfrom him about the Inner methods ofhis criminal career. *

He told the police a plausible storyto the effect that he was the head of aband of. clever crooks who robbed safesthrough the use of ono of their mem-^ber'a Information of combinations,gained by "working" In offices to berobbed. He denied that he possessedsensitive, finger tips by which he couldopen any safe without a combination.

Sought Liberty Bonds. -'Armstrong made a specialty ot seek-

ing Liberty bonds nnd It was In tryingto dispose of a $5,000 bond at a Bowerybank that he was caught The bankcashier was pleasant enough whenArmstrong demanded caBh for a 55,000bond, but continued the parley untilArmstrong found a detective at his el-

Found a Detective at His Elbow.

bow. IIo admitted tho specific chargeagainst him, that of looting a Broad-way law office of $143,000 worth of,bonds and currency. ""~ \

One member of tlie underworldcraft tsld.how Armstrong entered theart gallery of a millionaire collector,and wns able, by running his fingersover the slight ridges, to pick out thopaintings which .were the most valu-able, making the identification by ;aprevious knowledge ot the subjects tobe found In the gallery. He said after-ward that he could tell more about theexcellencies of the pictures by feelingthem than by seeing them.

MAN SIGNS AWAY HIS WIFE

And She Is the One, Court Rules, Must'Answer to Charge of

Bigamy.,

- London.—When In the old days thelocal correspondent told the tale ofhow th£ farm laborer In his districthad sold his wlfo for a pot, 1. e., quart,of beer and-that the woman had will-ingly departed with the .purchaser thoreport was almost Invariably treatedas fiction.. That there possibly mayhave been 'sonic truth In these storieshas now been demonstrated. /

At Stourbridge police court a chnln-maker named Arthur Sldaway wassummoned by his wife for arrears ofmaintenance and during -tho evidenceIt was stated that the woman hadmarried a man named Jacob JTrofeeryears before and that before a yearwas out Fraser had signed the follow-ing document: "I, Jncob Fraser, iswilling1 to turn over my wife, SarnhFraser, to Mr. Jtlchnrd Knowlea oncondition that he, will treat her oilright ond that she will not trouble maagain for no more money for main-tenance;" ;

Under the circumstances the Judge:refused an order and ordered the ar-rest of the woman for bigamy.

A Long Tack, at That, i• "Betwixt an auto and a yacht

Ono difference In," said Wall; '— _'A yacht, can stand upon & tack

And not be hurt at alL"

• In the Suburb*."I see you have had fishing in ytmr

neghborhood lately. - What have youbeen moBtly catching?"

'Trains." . :

Solid Guilt .. "Guess I'lU buy n few1 'Bhnrea ofthat raining ntock.. Looks like a gilt-edge proposition to me."

'You've, only eeen the'edges 1" *

Comparative Values.They say that In England a dog

HceiisQ costs more4han a marrlagVlKcerise." '. "";'" ".

"Yes, but then It Isn't always easyto get a good dog."

HAREM OFMAN" BROKEN UP

Mexican Ranch Owner In ArizonaEmulates Solomon In Con-- Juga| Acquisition,--

Tact"She's tactful, isn't* .shef •"Very. She never. Introduces ns to

her new frlends( os 'old friends of tho

Vhoentx, gharem on a cotton ranch near tho dtr>Orenslo Roderlgnez, a Mexican, hadmade a fair start toward snrronndlnfhimself with a household like untothat attributed to King Solomon, whenthe city police Interfered, kicked Care-less Cupid out of tho Boderlg-uez es-tablishment and dragged. the occu-pants Into the municipal cotrt.'

Confronted with a formldaBle ar-ray of evidence against him. Rodriguezadmitted to Judge Thomas that he had'lived with at least five erstwhile wiveswithin the past all months.

"But I am a free man, I do RB Ipleaso," ho explained through an In-terpreter.

Testimony was; Introduced Blowingthat Rodcrlguez 'had been cautioned

Admitted That He Had Llvwd Withat Least Five Wives.

concerning his domestic entanglement*several months ago and at that tlmflhad gone so far as to take out a li-cense to. marry the woman with whomho then was living. But before he hadcarried out the -nuptial ceremony hisfickle fancy had been attracted to an-other woman, Slmona Cardova. Boththe jilted woman and Slmona, tho lastlove of tlie cotton-plckmg Lothario, ap-peared in court. ' .

The woman whose marriage ten?.mony began and ended with the Issu-ance ot aflveddlnff license was permit-ted to return to the ranch, where shewas promised employment, while Cren-slo Itoderlgubz and Slmona Cordovawill continue to. live together for atlenst the next 25 days. Howvpr, thlivlne apartments will W sfpm-niedtlie iron bnru oC th« city JHN.

OUTDOES MOVIE THRILLERS

Man Holds Hia Wife Under Brldg*aa Train Thunders

PaBt.

Peorin, Dl.—Trapped by an oncom-ing train while they were crossing therailroad bridge here, Charles Work-man, a coal miner, grasped his wlfoaround the waist nnd swung to thotreHtle below. As the train thunderedby overhead the wife became hysteri-cal, raised her head above the rallnand was struck on the head by the stepof the last car. It is believed her skullIs fractured.

The train struck her from her hus-band's grasp and she started a 40-fpotplunge to the hard road below. Hegrasped her wrist1, however, and withhis arm wrapped around a smaU! gird-er managed to hold her suspended Vorseveral.niinutes, until help arrived.

BURNS GRANDMA TO DEATH

Lad Doubted the "Sense of Touch**Theory, So Put-Fire to Rel»-

tlve'« Feet

Kansas City.—Doifttin\f} the state-ment, made <by his teacher, that fireapplied to the soles of tha feet of asleeping person wus not felt for sev-eral minutes, 14-year-old Morrell Foe-ter, of Kansas City, Mo., determinedto verify i t *

Ho, tried the experiment on Msgrandmother, Mrs, Ethlra C. Bacheller,a paralyticpand set flro to the bedclothes. Before -tlie blaze was extin-guished, she suffered bums that re-sulted In her1 d*eath. •

Strange Ball of FireDoes Shimmy Stunts

Norrietown,' .Pa,—A ball offlro which carao down hi thamidst of a thunderstorm did

r some circus stunts In the busi-ness center of Norrlstown. AfterJumping from building to build-ing for a considerable distance,the bait ran Into the switch-board of the Keystone Telephonecompany. The operators werethrown Into a panic and whenthe Janitor ran to the cornerand Inserted the key In the firealarm box hoiwas knocked to thaground and rendered uncon-scious.

We can give. some Intelligentthough^ to 'a problem of tho greatestmoment, that of distribution from thofarmer to consumer, which shall elim-inate somo measurable portion of theunnecessary . waste seemingly Insep-arable from present methods, writesArthur W. Douglas In Nation's Busi-ness* We have enough vtui problemsIn tho absolutely essential matter ofagriculture to keep us engaged foryears'to come.'- Meanwhile .the iform-

In desperation, seeks to eolvothem for himself and? makesr steadyheadway through co-operative asso-ciations, '

Francisco Villa says that Mexicooughtrtb go back to ,t£e constitutionof 1837. This Is the document Abra-

Tiam 'Lincoln. Is fluid to have praisedas tho greatest of. constitutions. : I tPoncho were a proper American band-It he might conform to tho custom ofthe country and claim to bo "In accordwltlutUe. teachings ot Abraham Lin-coin,*' i _' . , •

Ha Qot Off Another."I understand you get off somo very

good things occasionally,"- wild thesweet young thing at the* swell recep-tion. •••

"Well, they say I do," replied theman with the monocle.

"But It takes considerable tlmo todo It"c "Ton mean I am verbose?"

**Npt exactly that; but you've beenBtandlng'on the train of my dress forton minutes."

Early Letsona In Auto Driving. •"How is Mrs. Gadder setting along

In driving her new car?""She's learning.""Good r"Tea. Bhe learned yesterday that

although sldcswlplng a fire plugdoesn't damage the fire plug particu-larly, it leaves an automobile lookingmuch the worse for wear."

The Difference."How Is that writer of scientific and

hygienic subjects getting on?""Barely making a living; you see,

he lB-little better than a hack author."-"And how' about, the man who li

.writing popular movie-picture ecena-rlosr '

"Oh, he's making a fortune; he's alimousine author."

-•"" \i\Dad Still There.

Father (upBtaira)—It la tlma forthat young man to go home.

Young Man—Tour, fathsr Is a crank.• Father (overhearing)—Well, when

you don't have a self-starter, acrank cornea In mighty handy.—PittPanther,

6trlf« for Leadership.:"We'bave gotten rid of tha old-

fnshioned political boss," " remarked.tho cheery citizen. , •

'Tes/'. agreed Senator Sorghum;"but In some communities the factthat there Is a vacancy stimulatescompetition for the Job."

Idealized.Seed Dealer—I would like a few

colored illustrations of radishes, andtomatoes.

Artist—Life BluetSeed Dealer—No, catalog size. ,

•THE INSPIRATIONMlu GushjnQton i Your Lady

Macbeth wai •Imply Grand. Youwere perfectly thrilling In the sleepwalking tee no when you cried "out,damned apotl Out, I sayl"

Mist Heavyildea: Yea, I put thatline ovtr all right. You «eo, I hadbeen cleaning a slltc walit all after-noon and you know how It It,

Different Methods.Borne of us itniKKle more or less' To get each problem clear,While others pimply make a puesa

And aland around u d cheer.

A WaBQlsh Employer. '^Mistross—Let ma eoel What's

your name?"Moid—ftllnnlo, mnm. ,Mistress—Well, Minimum, If you'll

only do the maximum of work we'llget along nicely.

The RT«C!M State.'Don't you think It la rude to in-

terrupt your wlfo wheu alia Is talk-ing?"1 "I never thought about Its being •

nido, but I know from experience thatIt la dangerous.**

Another Alexander."Jack Bald I am all tho world to

him." .MMy dear, he's said that to^.every

girl he'a been, engaged to—then he'slooking around for new worlds to con-^quer."' ' j .

Couldn't Do Bettor Himself,"My huBband growled a I o t w n^n *

cleaned the house.""Yes?"

•' "But• ho rondo more muss whenho cleaned his old straw hat"

A Gentle HintHe—Those, dramatists ard always

making their lovers propose In thesame old way. '

She—Well, anyway, they do propose,and that's the main thing.

Ideallima."What would yon.-regard as en Ideal

state of Boclety?"'One," .replied Miss Cayenne, *'ln

which peoplo work as hard to go toheaven as- they do to get office."

Bracing.GrigffSr-Dldn't the' mountain air

lrace you up?BrlggB—Wonderfully 1 Why, after

Td been there for two weetta I got BO Icould'pay my bill without a quiver. .(

Some tiling very amusing to theAmerican mind Is the way In which

•lous masculine critics Ifl tKb Brit-ish house of commons, try to sup-press the lively lady member, LadyAstor. Feminine members of Ameri-,can legislatures get the most' defer-ential treatment, not only because-ofthe inherent American made defer-ence to the superior sex, remarks Bal-timore American, but also because thoaverage American knows that witbT'any woman who Btarts out to assert.,herself, it Is wiser to take the pathdf least resistance.

The magnitude of the various chartstable, religious and educational"drives'* of national or worid-wlda.scope carried on In this country thepast year or two Is estimated by thenational Information bureau at $450,-000,000 or more. The tact that'all ofthis money has been raised means not •only that tho Americans are the rich-est people In tho world, but; that they,are the most gcaexpua _ _ .^ ,. j

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THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 2, 1920

S. L. GARRISON. - PROPRIETOR

Governor Cox started on hiicampaign for his1 election to thPrealdenoy of the United Sta teby~roaking speeches. He has al-ready Tisited a number of oitieaIn different. States and In hisspeeches made false statement!about the Republican campaignwhich havo been branded as suchby Mr. Hays, Chairman of thNational Republican Committeo,in a sworn statement made beforethe Senate Investigating Commit-tee in session in Chicago. Thore-foro,instead of the Governor helping his party and himself he ,1msinjured both. If his month coulihave been padlocked by the Democrqtjip'jfhlipnjd .Committee, thoimethods,9{.ipondbcting-i,the campaign*wotito noWhayd flndergdm

i is npw t ikJ

j j j g y p ping place. .;It.<3»SMJy.co»>lwtQijt

*'tn%t d6rtHiriM-ttM«st8'«spec1al^in N»w Jersey, aro working foitbe election| oif i d Cox, thiiishowing HfttTmpdrtant issues rtr'(

being ^ f ^trying- to .throw dast- in. the yof the voters, however^ • ca'iinoobscure,them.

a candidate

, ^mucB".lpss .;'noiitwiiz

t t foun, .win was.looking fo:

who would sweep--thcountry byTunning on a platform favor-ing a two hour dtytnti 6o work during

l"thetwa4iours.""Thirt'8'the very manwe are looMntt lor".—M6i"risto«rn Rec-ord. ""

in . \yh iohara you. looking for, ft»"be the efaudidato.-or U

•t,Wft.U*!9J°bi ...Pse«as desirablo as tho other.

the combined4>ff<5r-teof-CliarTea-F.• "MflrJh/1?l;oni/ |• boas oC/-Indiana Domoeraoy, anil

Thomas F . Brennan.who succeed• Roger'S'uinvan"a8]Peg)p'eyr»Ucboss. 4n Chioage.- Murphy, Taggaijt

and Brflrmrfn 'fchdw what they, wore doings vJ,Stf"^JCpij"w'1£ t>,,«blo;ito.. JtaoLtho. peopl9.iof-.th"Wnntry,, but 'he won't -try"td fool

the trio who gavea*filni"£a'e nomi-nation.

The •&»a'*ay1 Sfc'cor"dnDewaila thefact that the police, ql thpf town pllowdan automobile speejler$a*pg$s£i)routhe p g . , l j s r xThe trouble..Goems to be, he was ar-rested UdDqTer, aad that town got thefine that RofkawaymiglH }oit as wellhave hadi^Record-Areoplune.

tBoontan ;mVat whichbeata.ajl%.,:

was not.jOoHec'ted

To Incr»ase"Ne~w,';Jee-

the motor, v,chic,!p fee, the p^sa are adlat Director ,pobert&_cp behol'

of the Bosrd-ef-Freeholdere of BergenCounty, is-now-preparing the 'neces-sary chQq^fortJi^intoiductiiUi of asarybU

i of ay Q ^ ^biU.at Trenton thst.ivilL increase' tVerevenuW-frtMrftrtaW viliiHe'-lieensisfrom «i;9pp'K» 1b""aboyl »3,600,006.This d i J 5 Y 4 f i iS

i i Y j tenators anil Assemblymfj'aj.

should have t h i j

9egtpi

j j pfor the State must have addUlosol in-come as well as the counties, if we areto continue to have good.rojida..

in the Assembly <reVisioif of 'the' mo-tor vehisle. law^thvt Increase of fees

-was only tvrtntjr )!ef'denT.' 'The'publicthought that this increase was on tota!receipts of the department, oraoupting

'' to »2,fel,o66,'"whicfL w'ould.' B'Ye thestate »580,000. bicec(;Qr'.Enljerbv.ofthe Board QiChsaen. Freeholders, saysthat this.il, n)ial(aiiilng,.aB the twentypercent. Increase applie's-only~4ocost of registration of passenger cars

" and trucks; ".receipts from whichnmourit Wbnly »l,897;o6o,' aid i itdertfoffe S B d ^ i f e i h a jrevenue of only 1380,000. This is-anamount fob.fnsfgnifiSfnTto take up the-

, time or the Legislature.., , The pother.$1,034 000 comesirom drivers! licenses,motorcycles, dealers' licenses* permits,

Bruce ;CoBlia.(or< Congress. -'.Announcement has been made of the,

candidacy ol Bruce Conlln, o[ Westlield,who seqkallxj R^publicim nominationfor Congress and fterouaovOTy reefio'nto believe he will receive a strong suj>-port throughout the district. He has.alo^arfolloWng offrienfls-who^WHVorkearnestly in hisjiehliiyor they "realize'his. qualifications for the Office and

,kno.w Ujjit In^cijjtiid^cyUere isjanearnWpuij>O8e to serve hi/country athe did withso mucfi'cfedlt during the

' Mr. Conlin is a splendid type jjf ..tile-energetic intelltgent-businesi roan whowent to the front .when-his servicesYfora'ftoedeil and treivru wounded1 inone of the great battles.' Hfi'bujIncSsexperience has made him farail;theherfdso^Amefican '"'' -'-''-realizes tiiat tie Aex'leoes tatjtfemuch work of jpfh;>tJnIi!fi.fe? .Wcl"W1

vice In France taught

nature

ught hlm|the ,d.uty. ofIjenbeiiRejks«n^B

ma]ter%he>cjiows. what.he Jsabontt

andiy*4uliclsen(ltled1,teport of the Totersbuthlatmothe business affairs oftbbroad attdhp'fiifflia'thon for'

a business aclminstratlon. THE LEA-DER extends its "best wishes to Mr.Conlln and it will aid him hi' every wayit can in his campaign.—(Editorial In•vyestfied, N. J., Leader, Wednesday,June 30,1920.)

(Ordered nod paid for b; A. 11. Oonlln.),

Covernor Cox ia absolutely a1

one with Woodrow. Wilson on theLeague of Nations Covenant,and yet ho has somehow managedto satisfy Senator Walsh of MasBachusotte, who i9 nnalterably • oppoBed to the Wilson Leaguescheme. Mr. Cox would pqse asChe leader of the Democratic par-ty and yet almoBt his first act afterhis' nomination was to subordinatehimself to President Wilson, therejected leader of the party, whoinsista upon being dictator in anyundertaking with which he iB eonnected.- . . .

Up:to-Date Paragraphs.Keep the.strcet clean in front of your

business places by removing th, and Mala stree

whenthe-Street CojmuissionenMomoiis. nol'around." M«-T' - - <W '« •• " '

II the rrie/cHa'tits of (He' tqtyri.':

every Wednesday' afternoon

the public all day Wednesday.Vegetables jin>.tooh!gh in priee while

meat prices have falleHBomewhaf! Gar-dens, it'^coild seem, shobM have madiyegetablea lower. ' '

Gustave Seynord, of Boonton, wasGrand America)] Handi

rcap-ClayBiid Shoot/at Oteve'ta'ndjOhio,last wceljfat which Iyins, of R«d Bank,N, jl.', broke 89 outoflOO, and V ? thewinnerv*'Jfhis evenfwas great, there-fore,for our townsman(whdwas the NewJersey Bolster and Is happy over theres^t Moreofer.-Gusj vJrites to afriefid in Bdc^Jooi.. ^ITafdlnsna gplngtil iarry Ohio'liy.'aboutjlOOJOWrand fafeoing ta reducefcCojc in. Bayton, hihometown,it reports I fieir.proveytrui• ' ( - ^ ••ZX,''-*".'-'"'•'

•V .beacrxj8s%o|esj/'We arepleas|fitc5 Ittio'Jhat throuni

flje1kindotf3 0f<jifi1(lr^4y*'t: received

garments12 complete19 pairs of

ttocQaga, 11 diirta\>2^slrs6f drawers,10 woolen hobdsii'fS^IloirsI of booties,

f romp-_>. 4 little

i/Dfbooties,5 niira o!^ 8tQCkio£s», slightly, worn.The«room will be opem Monday after-noso, Oct. 4, to rcKeivd bore garmentsand*shoes. Pleaselremember the date.

mineral, prqducts,'Slncc. that,,imto

tba 'industry, "bus'made, phepon«pnl8trld«st,,(5o. that ,to-i)py.,vie produce

.ojiput M jer-jWji «£,ttis world's flop-

Third District-Court.•EeT.-Qeorge Fountain;'pastor1 of. the

le . e o g ;p . t

Meth6dlst lEpiscojlal 'ChurcBV' ,».as^lth'e':Thlr'a>'pjsfflct' u^"Mpn'cfay''rifresenflng 'tea ,'chur'ch aj. ,,,^_^__,._ihesjHtpf jamesI)Qnifen>,a contractor,tor .»55.; Xha church cltubiej.it -owedpnly »15,.which-tig court-.decidodc o V r e c t . -• _• - :'•- ; --**- • ' <r* *''•

The action arose over-thc'bth'Ia'in£dfa cesspool. - Donifertr claimed the oracontract culled fo^J)30;wllbdut Uie'Vemoval of the- earth-* from the churchproperty:- .Mr.'Founf&itr claimed fhocontract-was'fbf tOO-v/ithout the re-moval or $130 with it. The street de-lartment took away the, dirt, on, Mr,^buntain's request*, Mr/. Fountairi'con-ducted'h'i's^qwn.case, .till .almost; theclose, whe.n.. own—Attorney Dblandasl ed a^ewwquestions,»nd summed fjp.-Judgment was also given to Alderman

Louis 0, Condit for $45. against, fieorgpT.-MHls for one month'.s.ront,and damages* tb"the"from Mr. Condit.

Judgments were also given. to'Alder-man Wallace Vanderhoor ogsin-it'S.B.Husk for carpenter work' Bb"rie iffid toMcOee Bros.' of WwYorR f.pr(»3?:87against John H.' p'rake fqr'.mat^alifurnished.' ,, •' , .. ,.,, ,

Hanover Ttjwmhlp Public Schobli. '

'TH'd schdols''df' Waiiover 'Townshipother than Mountain Lakes school will'olSeii oil'' We'dne'sdWl Sejitemjier"8tb,1920f"Jth'e"'s'clniopl"at.ilounifl'in Lakeswill open it Is noped"on'september21st.

At Mqrri^ Plains^ill grades.helow the" fLiiun on the foiir-hour ses-

? Gratles. > six,-- j&even,-..«ndeight will report-at-£:4&-and -remain in.Dosakm.all dtyt 1h«-fj(tb<gradd'aur-:In'g Sepiember will'be in school from8.30 to 12:30 and third and fourth gradeshrili"fiaxe,^he jame room from 1230 to1:30 in the afternoon. 'The secondgrade will report in the morning &£djhe.first grade'ai'l~2:3u\ "•[ -•-"

James C. Irwin.'the. man . . . . . .teacher, ha3 asked tot his release to,take another position at an increase of11,000 in Wjifyif AH -pthftr, nosiUon*have been Titled. • -' • •

. . . •;. . . . . - . . . . - .,-'.. , i 1

Boonton Council, No, 188,.JJr. O.,U.'A/'-M.,-will attend the. Presbyterian,Church, Kev.' Gee. L. McCain, pastor*!ori'Labor^ pay,' Sunday- evening-,1 Soptj5th, 1920. The members are requestedto me.et .promptly, at the • usual hour,in^ attend in a body frpm, the .Council

i i t *t"W..JLU...i.*'ln ' "A*(%c.Sec.5 f otfior labor or-

gasizatioDs and others interested In.thcquestions^f the day, arcatEo.invI^dto tttend by Mr! McCain, who' returnsfrom huJ vdcaff6H0<i the 3rd.'.-.'-.,

iBrapldly.ftCouinuiatingtlio reputeof Jjeing the smallest and cheap-

prasldoatmLBoniinationSrom oneot thejfcnwljor ATherTcntf pa'rtloi.

diir o p side to side, his choice of

-argumDnts^ Ji>^p.^.kP. .OPBlwntljcon

1 'The t i n e is come when menshould pu t patriotism above party«i}d"u6He in. opposing q,

party, against another'.' -It IS thatf i l l l f l b L ' f i r i jof|an -imperlallflflb Ln'foniatrotinj

U ghlni ; tb* l is t 'ld''lC*' Bghlnsi; tb* liest' 'lde'al»American patriotism.—Dubuquola.) Times-Journal.

THE WIRE FORYOUR TaEPHONE

Where Copper Comes From, andWhy It Is Soaroe.at the

.Present Tlma,

There tn many things to oo» every-Iflay environment that we nccept us a'mattotof conrse, noirer giving1 them a'thougnfeor wondering about the Intri-cate labJPand combination of clrconi'.stance^thal have made them availably:for onr dally uso. Suddenly they fallus, and our needmakea us realize.thivalue ol what we never before though!of or appreciated.

So accustomed are we, fon Instance,to belns ablflto have telephones In-stalled In our homes upon' merely sign-Ing a contract and mating a small de-»posit, that wo ore astonished and hurtto learn' that there 1B not enoughequipment to meet present demandsand that,It will take a long time tosecure all that is necdod. It Is onlythen that we realize that we hrtvobeen thinking only In terms of ourIndividual service, and we suddenlyask, "Whero does all the copper wirecqroa from, anyway?"ii (Hiocjilstory of the copper iflro thamakes It pgss)b)o.for ufl to communlcato so easily with our friends la full

iof'-Interest.' • ' t 7~"ci fl)he GreesB' and Romona first BO-_cnr^d-'tiielr .copper trom tho Island ofCyprus, and--It., wns frmn the Lutlowords, cyprlum-JIIMI .ctiiiruin, Uint tha

.jQKtal 4otlvoU, (ts .niuna.r ^ t i ld<^ater^asjt i j > v p q

,'pvyis .- ,«xtended-their conquests, . theyX d i d l t In ,;Ce.uUAl.. Europe,,, p

,and84V

, ,, . . p ^..', %'^reafc.portion, ot-.thb. copper .pro-jjuctlpn ;goc.s,lntp .the,manufacture.rotQlecJr^cal,4ind' mechanical i equipment.Onp./larsoi fioRsu.merr^the.i Belli Sis-,tonvTr<OTS' ^pqftOQO ppujida ai.peafor 'telephone lines and IJO..O09.0Ppounds a year for cable jopd,.pther BE

Psery.-wgeli !R usej (S&00Ia ^ I j o .Ui,_Jippar^tus an' l t a l l

l | | , : n

^ S J s i -cablo. ,,'l^ls,,;Wou,the,.gio(><),nearly nre^mes,

. . irarOgpfJiced..poyernmhnt,, cpptrol -d^nsi'it^Up'to January'l_fl^ U)6 present year

' 'Increased jj(\ tfflr c«nt|^n .vplue.

=u»»d .joanpajy,,, riceairf)f flpp.klnjU pftojfphouo w-lrc.^avo,)ncraaBedrfjpin .70.per cept, tojlM per cent, sijico/lijxV'^^lfh'oahlean^noft'lmppssl-ble for tho mills to' supply the' demand,duo to tho almost conBtant labor andtrnrjspotyxdph Ofoblems. ..

''$be r Lake Superior region , 143 thelargest known,.depos!tsjp<,ireo or.na-tlv9-copper:" The bulk.,,of-tie steeland Iron wire comes from.factorles Intfirw Jersey, Indiana, liasiacl«fi»ttsand Illinois. ',' '.,^ '.'; 't ... f', Ve-ry' recently" ffrenchv .'cpnsumeraTiaTo" pia'cod orders"'for' ?32,'0<3o;oo6worth of copper-tn thsjni ted States.—TelephoneJItovJew, N

T E L E P § | |By "thf Chief,

say^warA-for thOjtetepjionivOTejrator,even .though you greol me'with'" wrath-

I know a J B %i Bmg^rnr'anny^wWcfi osalIy;,'fiict;/',ovoN'whelming oilds to'tnioat the^needi of ahusinols. wWd' which'-hafi'- Wpanded

H"-TmmettBuro'd ."rapldlty..*Bince . Uioslgnlpg'of th;e armistice. *IMir gallanfly'trying to fttlnil Its task courteously ana

h''plff l lnBry" thoon hahalcapped? H M t l f t

uhcomplnBy , uby--a'-'Iack'1 of • material!?,

H ' r f ' ' i - 1 gr%at shortage «f:I'skilled operators.

,"Tbo Cpnijtililatsi.'.bos,.Company' lain exactly, the .9.amo ppsltlop (us, anytelephone'snbsirlDer, and we know theservice Is not^l^erfSct, ,nor does theWtoihoili fco'mj)ariy"try'to tell W i t ' l ibnt conildbrlni'ci)hillt!61is,'we racelvathe most coortbotui and sytnpathotlcBervlco. If lt.had'not been for the ccDp^nitloii affbrded'us' by ffie"CcbtralofflW opora'tors'wW would fiever Be atile(o pull througb'our heavleat-tlmeB". -''

'We try re ranremBer'ffiaVnnusnal' ' r4JrJng UufcOlCralVo^d ot

Qcas, and have always-found an lm-

pthat sharp tones ineetJH serve to con-fuso tho telephone xporator, and that

| ^ t e rtelephone serv!<i>,,po mnttfif. w.hat thecondW(rasCr-Jullafii)v«pofi:

f r l 1 .IIJJ .;!. i..oa :Lord .Bending,Is convinced ttat tha

TJnltcd 6tate9"BUl tfrwayg stand' forright-and'Justice''Id tB*"-fttt8re"a>BhohM'dirae'.'ta'-the pasii. -iiild"irsothffBriUsh'lfon 'roartf 'oi"gehtxy. 'Us1 4mcking dove' t6"*-a"'A"'J>-'! i'~-^'1 •eagle' plenty," ' *

whTch.rTleaBes,{he, eagle and, iioesn'it

' • s o r r w. • •;•"Wly So they «ar thBr«p«'e<n l»

•llTfir, but aUaaoa-l»1erolden7''"Well, lor;ODorsuon. illencs 1»"

V|U7_ much* rarer tiikn spseoh,? ..1 '

_ .T.!.._.:Boms of u« Trtgh foivworlalv feme

Aid >9ma tor tiki W - h o n i j ;But UCa la'WTT'niTieh'fthtt'a&mfl

Btor moft o( ul DMA moa«y,We All Know Him. - . :

1Ho"« very fond otmutlcHn't h»r"Well, Judging by the wullngneu

•-hrlth, ithlch be re^onda to,anirrr«n««tto slug I should say .jthot hp liax'Lf-S

AN OMINOUS OUTLOOK.

"Things have»eome to a doggoneprcttyj pasal" grumbled Gap Johnsonof Bumpua nidge, Ark. "Before thewar I could buy plug terbaji^ j 0 I .from 85 to B0 cents a pound, so richand Juicy and full of ambeer that afoUerviould sit and kill •» fly with Itplumb acroat the room. Now, by cripes,I pay 90 cents to »L25 for somethingthey call terbacker; no 'count, dryBtufT, with HQ Juice a-tall tn it, sknrce-ly. My children Just nacher"ly eat Itup, and thenyeU'at ma b'cuz theycan't spit over their own china Lem-mo tell you; theso yur iaternal doln'sare what Is going to bring on a revolu-tion. I can't hardly hold my kidsnowl*

A Duty to Art "'The now hired man puts in most of

his time teaching Josh to throw somersaultt and- make dare-devil leaps,1

commented Mrs. Corntossel."Xes," replied her husband. "I don't

know what to do about It. I bate tohave work stopped on tho farm; andat tho same time I don't want to, spoilour son's future by lnterterln' with hischance of becomin' a great motion pic-ture star."

Unrest.'"Unrest,* remarked" the man withthe oil. can, "Is usually due to mis-placed repose.. It's wonderful whata lot of people can be upset becauseone man Is asleep, at the switch,"

O 'JU8T8O : , '

..._.._j iittio diTTArflhce. A coupleInvtrlably Beopme.^ppoattct ihortlyafter marrylnp anyway.. i •

™™,i|iln»i like 'totkn'i core n pii•prIiiiatcSej ho raurt «trtkeI bq k»t» nne'llt. • '. ' .

« jn1; f• ' \ ^ 1^"•-PralM.lodied. , I• »dj;tj>5r;6umorpps lertar* atI —novt-.wus-tny;nuraorops leetnra a

the opera" hol4o'<ast;'nl(thtl"iaSed'\hinUy arrlicd.kuWtr.t-, i ! 1trst raWl" i^nthqaAUcally r",'thejantlofa pf tie'Sjettmla ta''"Why, ldafl-blario'.'lt,' 1 got i

. « ,iL.'.—l'_. ' ^ j ^ t ; nn,"

plleern.

J j g ifffGerman| warf»Ti:JjJgger army tnan

the trenri ^l'to>B/lier. and pleadsnecessity.-: U&>plea' *^s qnktdntedsome time a g e ty-' jhe"1 severingcamel_which|i))eg_god to be, allowed toput Its - noae o'nly*-unc-er' tne"lman'sworm Jtent, aij4 .ended-hy ousdng^theman. - j ^-jii ..jm.--.* —~ 1

BuBsIa hks i.'iatlonaUted the' prod-uct of Its ncns.'t'Vtuuniablj aa ai> eggo-nomlc measure,"' ; r : | ' •' - j - >

it will getyou anything to transfer tbo-joboff educing the cost of living fromWiison'; td : Coi?-^ Fort '*Wiiybe(IndJ[,Sentinel,.: . . .

If tho KopuBlicans build up aUvtgo oampaigniuud it will be onlybeoatt&e-the people-are ready andwilling to'contrib'uroit, a reflec-tlo'n:6l.1tfieiiirearnfc3t'(fe'ilir(j Write'-pubTiean Bucoess this year.—

Alderrnan T&ylor Married.The* announcement is- made of the

marri9ge,-on August 20,1920, of Alder-man -ArthuVTaylor, ot Booriton.-fo MissEmma"Maak Wilson,' daughter -of thi.Kev.'lewls'Wnsop; of .Kentucky,.at theColl'egiVte Cliurch, ftt'th Avenue, NewYork pity, fry, Ujp.Rey., Dc, JjarnhUL

DIED. - ; - ; ,.».-r*>.i..«*.«luin Lakes, Sept 1,Joshua H, Dysr, age 76 years.

Fh'heral Saturday, 10 oVlock A. M., atcorn ei of Con ditand' Tower Hill Road.Interment at Woodlawn Cemetery.NewYork City. '.-.... .... .-

^ Your, ffither. Knoweth."He knoweth the need of ray life-

For shelWran'd raiment and food;a each trifling care of the day

1 Th'e wofd of His promise is goo3; tHe knoweth ntythought'frorb afar;

The wish'th'atTneyer h.ayeltold^(

His wisdom dolh-grant or withhold.

Hytt'rtpwefri tnj wayihat I takp; .„1 Each"slepof'th»lway>ieha,'th plannedAnd, walking through sunshine or storm

I,wnlk,in,the shade of ills hand.-tdosseirts untrodden and drear, • ••'Where foes in the darkness may.hld6,;

He'leaveth'merleVeralonei .- ,." 'ti He sendelb melt^ht bud a guide." .

He-knowetttthe-necd of my soiil- •-' '! The*trlalthat^alls far His grac6" -

The weakness that leans on His strengthThe fear that looks up to his face.

He knoweth what sifting-ls best. — *.Tascatter the chaff from thawheat,

And lay all my self-righteous pride t- :' L'bwrdown ia'the dust at His feet I

HS knoweth me—yet He can love, ' ,C4o"wait with love's patience divine,

My stUDbofn'and arrogant heart ;•' Its will to His own to resign;He knoweth my frame iB buj dust; . .

i tje itnowo'th ho* much it can bear;;

[j-qstinthjitkhowledgesu'oreine; •

TAKE IT IN TIME" ',JUST 4S saoBBftit Koo'irroH »«opra

If jtm-neglDot .kidney--«. .Ur1n»^lronblo«t>fteD-tollo»:.n fc-)iD6a.n'iSidnef fHlts aioifo* kHntfr

.aokaobe, >nd for' other-Mldiey'ilu.Aak jonr neighbor.Boonron olU

:Mrs.,ThomM GUm.rtliliam street, BooDtooi-«»j»-i "IihingilBM'were tooheity |or-

K l a b l i h » d \ t walnlaojduniy-kianeji^nU^wJ:tooped or lay down, - I ootud b*ra>yet up.' X". tStofbmi cfrejutoiti^aioj

l l h t l r t blldod o f ™ I

riry Btmptoia lafL.^1 *lwr& */«• - -:mnDT'£lllKdtt.Una «ll ilho Urn »nd

whonofer I naw -tM U»-*jmrton'ooming on, • few doses have RiTen «at-

MonlvUlc Auto GarageFirst Class Repairing

ALL WORK GUARANTEED

RICE & HORNBLOWERPROPRIETORS

Tel. 610-W Tel. 97-W

Bept. «r» w. ..

For yofnr waflsMELLOTONE

Ute . bo n&tfUL VEII3

csto t int !Ehst Is one ljofc-t i i d i of

HENRY SALKION S M §•it 'MYRTLEAVE.,BOOSTON >>v r] "Phono "8S-287

" • l . - 1 ! r - /•>... .

Malt andHops and

Skilful

WHOLESOMENUTRITIOUS

Mink SIand Be

Surprised

REFRESHINGSATISFYING

Order a case from grocer or dealer (light or dark or assorted), or tel.

' H;. A. GRIFFITH,Distributor for Boonton ' 811 Main Street

•Phone 57

THE RISING SUN BREWING CO., Elizabeth, N. J.

- 7TTT

.. Atlaiffc-Gol-Pac Canner *time, labor and fuel, and get the full

flavor of the1 fruit. ^B@? T^O iSiz^S^a six-quart and a twelverquart.'

Henry: Salmon «E Son' SoOIltOn, Iff. J>Tel. 280-237 a

in-:.' .j

WHEN BUYING ANYTHING IN

GO TOZUCKER'S STORE

^,-._ -„-:..-*

Giving Greater Valuesiia Ctibice Meats" ••KCONOMY. menus-getting tUoTJcstTinhlitypoBSiblo' at t h e low-

ost possible cost. Tliftt's why at all tlnie's \«y insist ^liijt.gijr cuts olfrpsh.Wid.sinokea.iuents muijf,l)o of tho highest standard. For firai

(;8tIl«tai^e^cf•-Meat-^n.•Alnoric:Vi•1-In.o.ttr-.cllaiIl.oE.stores.5yB.8(Jll;altonilred pounds of moat where the a,Ve1rilgb'"6ut«lierBells tine jjojiud.We h.avo.np clinrgo accouiits-r-nobadbebtfi-pnoJoBflesj.iNp.deliver;okpeuso.'" Naturally wo cim ooadflet'OurbusiuossfOU Hi« vo»y emal

leat margin of profit.' ' , , t .. ,. t ,•.,..,•• • ,-,,„. ,i>. '.iic-And YOU and"other econoniioal h'ouBovfivqs,pro(it,by.,it.,.,-, .,•

EXTRA SPECIAlSsEOR

Af W M A 1 N ^TREETr BOONTON' m i w i l l ' . i , r, n,i J w - u - ' , ; ' " ' " ' ' " ' •'",'ij '.'./.'".{•„ \

L e g s of. L a m b , , . y;^ •?•;.,.'. $&<>• '">."'Forequat te rs of l iaui^,! ,_.._-; • r?8<5. lb .l i e g s of Vealy ;•: • -••»'ii»':-i» '•• ; .34c. lb .ftumpsofYeal,.--..;.' ^[^C • -^?&^-Boiling Cliickens, j • . -v

Braokfiield

bairj Brand Hams, n&i%.X^Dixie^iyle Bacon, . T" Jj.:

SEND THEMYOUR,...,'"•&. Fiowor8i-%iv"e, a. sonfimenta] pleasuro Ttot dqnalloa by anylothei Offerinr«n..tlio.xalaua*ar):iind tho ofrftlWurlilles for their ;-nisphre-'unrivalled.-•' Thero; aito, ainl'i)eA(frleH,"liclttfecointnjgj, ]..Jwcaaings arid birthdays to bo obsorvedi ns WoH;afl.-;ihp,inartil-i

onlar times, wjlujn .oin.o .desirca to jjxprees a koenor frienailneSs.'.-';;. Ana remember, ,Aafe •thmngb,i"o^^o|p!ij |^

a'Bpf|VBVi! * *jean havo^flowors preaontea'personally ;at any place jn

How quickly can you do it ?

,-JIo'stxif us about as quickly as if the car had,/"•. &p brakes al all. ' ' • ;-v^b

•'.:;. •• Ever let 'er out on the Boulevard ar^d-worQr'^ J'.aboutjyhat is'-.coinitig;Qut-.a.t. the. .next, cross.,

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x i\> have Thermold in all sizes. No need toy;r;!;, "Worry. ' ' v;fi;t'1'-

An optomist:—Oneiteho drives hell-bent-fer- !A-lection with nothing oniiis brakes. \'-,•'v :.

, JL peptomist:—One hp drives the same wajC.:>''i

; :^,vrith Thermoid ohhi3.br,akea.i . , •' ', 1

BOONTON AUTO SUPPL^'f" JOHN ROSENBAUM, Proprietor1 :^!

< --. J. 719 MAIN STREET, BOONTON, N. J . ^Phono' 235

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JYovt Are Not Spending

Automobile'

._ Did you ever say, "/I would like anautomobile, but can't afford i t" ?—you can

..• v^iit'js an'investment in-quick fcrarisportai, ':.,.Jtion.aiid,.1inie-saving. 'Ifjrou Boil'dt'dwn

on'e,i-you are probably paying for it in time''""lost" and opportunities wasted. ',{';o V ;

"S^Ven millionowncrsinAmepjea"is --the strongest argument as~to the valueaE "•*

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' . Corn'e ii? and talk automobile with us-today-join the large hurhte 'of "bur s^ti1'"''isfied customers. .

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Schoonmaker & Co.STOREOPENS9 A.M..

225-233 Main Street.Paterson, N.' J. .

STORECLOSES6 P.M.

Largest Exclusive Apparel Store in New Jersey

DING! DONG!

School Bells will soon,ring and in preparation forthe event we have inaugurated a noteworthy

SCHOOL OPENING SALEWhich will continue lrom September 1st until

September 11th j^?*****,

- .Boys' Suits, Knickerbockers, Straignt Trousers,Sweaters, Blouses, Suspender Waists, Stockings,Neckwear, Hats, Belts, Juvenile Suits and Sweaters,Girls' Wash Dresses, Middies, and Bloomers have allbeen subjected to a drastic cut of ' _ • • . , .

25 Per Cent. ReductionFrom Orlfllnal Prices

Lack of space prevents itemization of the man/articles on sale, but mothers will find a completeassortment of all necessaiy apparel for the children,such as this big store only can offer. > .

The Boonton National BankCapital and Surplus, $200,000.00

Savings Department. Commercial Department

We are pleased to say that we have just installed200 additional safe deposit boxes in our MoslerBurglar Proof .Vault, to meet the wants of thisbranch of oug. service. Chests for storage ofsilver are also provided for your convenience.

RESOURCES, OVER $2,000,000.00

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The Boonfon National Bank612 Main Street

BOONTON WEEKLY BULLETINTHURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 2. 1920

A. petition for JVlderman Louis 0*Condit is in circulation in the ThirdWard.

The county convention of the Ameri-can Legion posts was held in the Dover

FREDERICK FERGUSON, Painter j Municipal Building Saturday evening,and Paper Hanger. Phono 316-rn. -

CENT-A-WORD NOTICES.Dancing School will he opened in

Grccnman's Hall, October 2. Ballet,aesthetic, interpretative and naturedancing taught. For information, ad-dress R O. Box 19C, BoontoO) N. J.

Cedar Posts for sale, four to six inch' butts," (rimmed and cu't;"Pcler Ken-

wood, Lukaroad, Towaco. P. O. box 108.If you have any furniture for sale,

call on K. D. Leary, 1161 Main street.• Highesfrtirtc'es-'pltfd'for 'contents ofhouses and apartments. Phone 187-R.

Sept 2,-4w'Small Square Piano and Lamp for.

Sale. Almost new. Mrs. Schultz, To-waco, near sthool house. 2t

First-class milch cow for sole. Applyto Peter Trtpatuet Oklifcoma^lA'iiM.in

Wanted—Part of n house, about fourrooms. Address Bulletin, Boonton.N. J..

Wanted, tn purchase a KTcneH raneeand other household

Be a kitftirnituiire. Please

give list and state price. Address Bul-letin, Boonton, N. J.

For Sale:—Double house on Churchstreet; niffe'-rbmns each Eitiev nil im-

- provements. Apply at 318 Church St.Phone393-J.

, LOCAL HEW8.

Adolph Baxtrom, of Dover, has an-nounced his candidacy for the Assem-bly nomination. • t > I i >' The VaojKaalte Cfl«npany|is completeing several stucco houses in Lathropavenue, near the Firemen's Home.

John Cohut has had plant drawn, fora new house on the Esten property inRockaway avenue.

Wooden Siges alinounSig thVdafesof the Morris County Fair have beenplaced on all-thc-reads Ieadiujj -intoMorristoyn. . « , • ' . »

The coal hold-up if continued muchlonger will get on the nerves of thepublic. Already the flight of time be-gins tb: make'people think of the'possi*bilitiei this winter.

Boonton public schools will open Tues-day, September J,. for. teachers andWeilnesd-y, September 8, for pupils.Children 5 years of age and vaccinatedwill be admitted to the sub-primary

* (Turing theVflrstien sc

Thieves early Saturday morningbrokeinto and robbed the garage of Howard

with about forty delegates and alter-nates present.

Samuel Freclrian, for twenty-sixyears president of the MorristownTrust Company, died Monday afternoonafter an illness of a month at his home6Q Sherman Hill in Morristown. Deathresulted from rheumatism, complicatedby other ailments.

Personal Mention.Mr. and Mrs. Roy Pickctt, of Brook

street, spent the past week at Bridge-port, Conn. . .

Earl McMurtrie, of William street, is!n camp with his regiment, the SeventhNew York. He recently qualified as anexpert marksman.i-Mrs, Margaret Southern and daugh-

ter (Jertrude spent a week at Trentonand Asbury Park. VA""1;1:..,.-*- Jnm'es Whfily and family, of Towacu,are occupying the J. C. Conn cottage inUpper Liberty street

Miss Maud Brown, of East Orange,has concluded a visit to Miss LillianYoung, of Lake avenue. . • .

Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Bailey, of Harri-lon street, are spending ore few days.

as guests of their niece,1 Mrs. Anson H.Coleman, Jr., at Buckchannon,_W. Va.

Miss Lillian Tucker is acting organista the Presbyterian Church, during the

vacatMn 'of' KM. •"O'Brien, organistMrs. W..JL, Baljcr, of the.Parkj was thesoloist on Sunday morning last

The Misses Martin, of Brooklyn, &rethe guests this neck of their sister,Mrs. Thomas F. Garrison, of Dixonivcnue.• 9.H.jHoplcr,ofiUeohanlc street, who

has been confined to his ,room withrheumatism,^ somewhat" better, butBuners much pain. "' j

George Hesjey, of Norfolk, Va., isvisiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs.George H. Hessey, of Brook street

Mrs. A-'Ll Davis, of 89 Grant street1,'isitcd ber granddaughter, at the Girl

Scouts Camp at Oak Ridge, on Sundaylast There were nearly one hundredgirls in the camp from Elizabeth, Rah-way and New Brunswick.

Mr. and Mrs. Claude-Garrison havegone to Asbury Park for a fow dayB.

North. Main stre.et, -worth of automobileof

tires, accessories and tools.' Itis thoughtthat the property was removed in atruck.' '""" "

Articles of Incorporation of The Dia<mond Spring Corporation* WHhen'*ip1

bottle, sell and.dlstrlbutasotiible-iyatel'.from the $ 0 1 2 in ~ ™ — * *

in the County Clerk'n Office.

The newly formed Bible Clasa. fwmen and women will meet to-morrqw,(Friday) night in the Men's B lb fecWroomsof theM. E. Church in'ihe gal;

; tery. Hereafter the class will meet~ there at 8'ordock each Friday night tin

til further notice.

Plans are being completed for thethlrty-finrp"'annual, reunion of the- ' — '*"-•—'itffaW' Jersey ViU

Association, which'Will be held In Knights of Pythias Hall,

Eleventh Rcgbniunteer Veteran

; .Mlss.Graco FerriVoT Blffchfetrijet hasreturiied from a- visit' to'relatlVcs 'itBayonne. . • - / '

Wcit Blackwell glffiPt J3.q»sr,vgeptem, .^ilrj. J?. IL Heath, and son^Uarold, of'ber 6. There.', will be . morning and|Brook strew, have returned trom anafternoon scosiooS.

one to A s b y P days.Womas" K Garrison, Jr., "returns

to-day from ten days' visit to Manas-b h

yquqn by the-sea.

.?r<S. C=BaHwi5rD.B.,Tr«iacqB ied at Mt Tabor on Sunday morning and

evening lasted in a— - r-Sie-onion servi

Rev. George Fountain will preach in_ (jhurch on Sunday mosn:

d evening next.. \^ mrfrbnd fit WJd Boon-

ta month'ssojourn at On set, Mass.. ;

Mfs. Thotpas Heaton of Washingtonstreet- hapirctoraed from a visit at &•

Mr. arid Rfra. A. P. McMurtrie hayereturned from Aabury^ark, ' "^ j

Mrs. Charles Davidson an,d daughters,the Misses Jennie and Qarrie Davidsonf1. WABhington, street, have returned

ttfom.Niagara Falls.

auto trip to New York and Connecticut.

Mr. William II. Meadowcroft and Mr.and Mrs. William Meadowcroft of La-throp avenue, have? returned fromtrip to Maine.

Miss Celia Rolston, of Cedar and WilHam streets, haa returned from a visitto Maine.

Mrs. Arthur Blanchard and daughter,of William street, recently refurneifrom Atlantic City. .

Former Mayor Cornelius J. Kopp, piNewark, spent the week-end at his for-mer home here.

Mr. and Mrs. George Green are onmotor trip through New York State.

Frances Mandeville, who is employeas assistant engineer at the America)Radio Corporation at New Brunswick,is spending his vacation In Boonton.

E. J. Steventon is enjoying a twiweeks vacation. -* -.<

Miss Elinor and Master Carl Gilbert,of Bloomfield, were week end visHoiof Mr. and Mrs. Henry Mandeville, o!Church street.

Walter Mortonj'of the local postofficedepartment, has returned from a vacation at Phillipsburg.

Aaron J3asch left on Wednesday for afew days' stay at Winchester, N. H.He will return immediately after LaborDay.-• Mr. and Mrs. John Shepherd are on

a trip to Canada. 'George Tucker, of Cleveland, is visit-

ing his parents, Mr. and Mrs. SamuelTucker, of Church street

Mr. and Mrs. Albert E. Estler, of EasiOrange, are visiting here.

The Firemen's Home Celebration, Thursday last proved to be a day pigreat interest to the firemen of theState, especially all who are proud othe handsome home for the aged andnfirm men who have fought fires as

members of different fire companies.The day1 was observed to celebrate

he 20th anniversary of the dedicationof the home and as a suitable occasionfor the unveiling of the fine command-ing bronze life-sized statue of GeneralBird W. Spencer, who was largely in-strumental in the founding of thehome and who has since taken an activeinterest in the management

At an early hour firemen from differ-ent sections, of the State, in addition tolarge representations from Morris andadjoining counties, began to enter thetown.- They were heartily welcomedto the home by the Board of Managersand Superintendent Danners. Theextensive and beautiful grounds sur-rounding the fine building, in additioito their magnificent natural scope, hadieen put in fine condition and thelome splendidly decorated inside andjut A commodious platform had beenerected on a knoll midway between theentrance to the grounds and the edifice;immediately in front of which was thestatue with the face toward the entrance.'rior to the beginning of the exercises

thousands of people strolled on thegrounds and entered the home, thosefrom other parti of the State delightedwith the prospect overlooking the

alley to the hills beyond. L,When the hour arrived the large

platform, sufficiently large to accom-modate several hundred persons, soonfilled up. There was music by Hesscy'sCornet Band, led by the veteran leader

ho has done service !at hundreds ofiimiiar celebrations, patriotic and oth-

erwise. There were prominent menpresent to show by their presence theirinterest in the firemen of the State andto aid in the support of the institution.

Having published the program in ourlast issue, we need not repeat the namesof those taking part Suffice it to saythat it was carried out in every detailand the impression made is no doubtlasting.

iin abundance of refreshments were;erved so that no one need gonehungry.The accommodations were all that:ould be desired and .the visitors to theown no doubt greatl/enjoyed the cel-jbration-and carried-away-with them-ileasurable emotions of the day'sluting.

Our local firemen shared with theDther firemen in making the occasionpleasant to all. - ,

General Spencer evidently was deep-ly impressed and gratified, as wasshown by his remarks after the unveil-ing of the statue in his memory.

Base Ball.Three protests of games_were not al-

lowed-and one was'withdrawn Thurs-day night at a meeting in Madison ofthe officials in the Four-County Leaguein the office of. Frank Waters, thepresident In a fifth case, Mr. Waters«fused to entertain a protest becauset had not been filed formally in writ-ling immediately after the game. Theleague season was extended from Sep-tember 5 to October 3 so that each ofthe six teams in the league can playenough games to make its total for theseason thirty, without playing niany

ouble-headers. :

Boonton dro'pp'e'd fromri

econd placeBoonton dropped from second placei fourth and Morristown and Madisone tied for second as a result of games

unday and Saturday in the Four-Coun-ty League. Sunday Morristown de-feated Pompton Lakes, 3 to 2, at Mor--istown, in a thirteen-inning game,iladison took Boonton Into camp atSoonton, 3 to 2, in a ten-inning contest.WdgeVood beat cJaldwell, 5' to 3, inRidgewood. On Saturday Ridgewoodlefeated'Baonton 3 to 2,"* at Boonton,tnd Madison beat Pompton Lakes, .2..toI, at Pompton Lakes. The Morristown-2aldwell game was called off because3fthr^&i^«feaa&r.*:(/O -1 D

Women to DemonstrateSkill in September

The women of Morris County willlave an unusual opportunity;toilcmori-strate their'ability among many lines atthe Morris County Fair to be held Sep-tember 23, 24, 25th.

The list of exhibits in the HomeEconomics division of the official prem-ium list has enough' variety to-interesteveryone. For the woman who isiondy with bcraeedle, prizes are of fer^

dd for nearly everything one,can thlnbdl from a kitchen apron to a thirtren-picce embroidered luncheon1 set! Knit-ted, croceheted, and tatted articles, alsoother fancy work. Hated -us -miEOclli-TOOU3-, have .attractive prizes, offered.'Tpe, fortunate'Vromau'vhp has; fallen;heir tb » quDt of coverlej, may exhibffIt and has a chance to win a prizeJ • ' ; "

Not leB3, intcreeting Is the cliss iowhich the cook cornea into her ownVThe goodies listed in the line of "cakes,;cookies, breads, buns,- rolls,- -cannedgoods oC41l description. Jellies,.plckjoa.

uti ie tent contnlhlntf'the exhibits in

of the most interesting at the'Piir a idUio caroperation' Of «rery woman is

":edi' 'Prelpluinvlisto containing rulesA rcofutaUonp, with' entry blank!/ may

£4 Usdjaddn ailpilcatldtf'to VUk'uGn*

BOVS.WiLL BE BOVSBUT THOSE WHO HAVE AN AIM IN LIT]

ARE DIFFERENT. ' > •

It was a proud moment when FranGOBS, of Washiogton Valley, MorrisCounty, promised to display bis 25pure-breds for on*e week as the modelflock. Now Frank doss is no loafeand he has made a record with bisfowls. Last year he set 4 hens' whichhatched 29 chicks, all of which except!pullets and 2 cockerels, the very beslol the lot be sold. Then be enteredpen and a pullet in the Morris CountyPoultry Show, won.Grand Championship'and 2 prize ribbons on the pulleand first and third prizes on the pen-She must have been a truly remarkablpullet for when she went to the StatsFair at Trenton, the judges deciderthat she was^ worth $1.00 in .ThrirStamps and the first prize ribbon.

When the Morristown Poultry Showcame-along Frank Goss captured somemore prizes.. A silver loving cup anspecial ribbon, first and second prizeson pullets and $4.00 in cash was hirecord. His total expenses for the yei—he keeps records he knows—were•34.35 and his income amounted to$80.59.

There are hundreds of boys in NewJersey to-day drafted into club workwhose energy is all turne'd on someprecious pig, or garden patch, or calfor flock of chickens—a real project aJjtheir own which is bringing in a little in.come, butwhat is farmore precious thana fund of experience to be used Iateron.

Some of these achievements, likiFrank Goss's prize flock, -are to bespread out at the Interstate Fair to con-

vince the .doubting and make happy thibelieve in boys, to bring a proud lumpinto fathers' throats and set the man othe world to thinking. The exhibit isto be the boys and girls own, no cut-down-from-dad's about i t

Boonton Rod and Uun Club.D. T. Waldcn, of Hackcnsack, was

high gun at the weekly' shoot of theBoonton Red and.Gun Club last Satur-day with 91 out of 100. S. C. Garrisonfinished second with 82 and C. Smallthird with 81 out of their 100. ••

The following are the scores:Shot at Broke

D. T. WaldenSC- GarrisonChasJ SmallN. C. DolandJ. R. SchoenlandW. Jones

100100100735050

918281533737

Mountain Lakes.Professor Lawrence J. Johnson, for-

merly of Swartbmore, Pa., who is o ccupyingthe^Potter house in Hillcrcstroad, has purchased the Kollmorgenhouse on Bellevale road and will occupyit this month.

Mr. and Mrs, L. C. M. Reed, of Pel-ham, Manor, N. Y., were the recentgnests of Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Bos-worth, qf Boulevard, west

Everett On; of Flatbush, has beenipending a few days with his greatLunts, Mrs. Frank Thorpe and Misstea trie Poole.

Mrs. Marion Dietz, of Watertown, N.Y.\ who has been visiting Mrs. CharlesHicham, of Rockaway Terrace, has

>ne on a two-week motor trip to Ni-agara Falls.

J. H. Adams and family, of -TowerHill road, spent a week at their homein Brooklyn.

Mrs. W. C. Stewart has returned toNew York after spending a few week'sat her home in Laurel Hill road.

Mrs. C. E.' Bosworth and son Francisand Mr. Bosworth'si parents, Mr. andMrs. F. L. Bosworth, at Atlantic City,have returned from a motor trip toLake Ontario. . . f

C. H. Volkman, of Clifton, has pur-chased the Storms house on Dartmouthroad. '

Alberto Selinas and family, of Newfork, are occupying the J. W. Ritchielouse on Prospect road. ;Miss Kathleen Nealy, a school friend

of Miss Olgo Corbin, of Washington, andMr. and Mrs. Andrew Gross, of Ohio,are guests of Mr. aifd Mrs. A. O; Cor-bin, of the Boulevard.

Mrs. C. S. Hirsch and daughter, ofaurel Hill road, are at Asbury Park

or a feW -weeks.J.-H. Adams and family, of Tower

Hill road, have returned from a visit totheir city home in Brooklyn.

Miss Laura May Hill, of Nashville,Fenn., Miss Oorine Keller, of Charles-own, W. Va., and Mrs. Amanda Stokes,

of Philadelphia, have been visiting Mrs.C. P. Robinson, of Morris avenue, west.

Mrs. Robert H. Clifford and children,if Lake drive, have returned from arisit to Oak Beach, Long Island. , __

Mr. and Mrs. Edwin F. Tripp are onmotor trip through New York State.Henry Proctor Waugh, of New York,

editor of the Interborough Bulletin.andThomas Thornton, of the United StatesRubber Company, have been visitingMr. and Mrs. J. H. Dyer, of Tower HillRoad.

Captain L. C. Higgins, of Melroseroad, has recovered from ptomaine poi-soning.

LABOR DAY.Tropshoqtiiig Tournament.

The Boonton Rod and Gun Club willholdatrapshootingtournament on thegrounds«t the club on Maple avenue)'on Labor Day.- The trap will be openTor practice at 9.30 a. m., and the shootrill commence at 10 Q. ra., promptly.No. 1. 50 target handicap, two

events of 25 targets each. EntranceFor targets and trophies, 12.50. Seventrophies awarded high gun, not classshooting. Optional sweep in' eachevent, $1.00.

No. 2. 50 target handicap, same asNo. 1. Trophy to high gun and runnerup, (without handicap) on total 100targets. Trophy fof longest run. Op-tional sweep on total 100 targets, $2.00.

Total of 17 trophiea^fdluctiOaNumber and divistanof moneyjn op-

tionaldecide.

sweeps as manneonicnt shallBdde. •&. ^ . - \Standard loads of shells formic, on,

d TOL 'the grounds.MAYOR BOOTH DONORS-CUpi ""Mayor BoQthlqks domit&l aTchampion*

ship oiptonBoo^UM eh^pteri ^cir^ thehigh score dn^OOf1-^^^**^" •*--prccht has jircgehticuri to b^^c^mpc

placeThecupaanalhey^QJihfeii>ivU) ~ - .exhibition fort Wo dayal^rfelhe tour-nament in the Boonton Pharina^- ' ' ; '

— — — — -— —.—. opand their wltcs," mombcrsottCoilnfy B d f A i O l t ^

ith s

CONLIN FOR CONGRESSALAN BRUCE CONUN

Regular RepublicanCandidate for Nomination

FUIb Conorcaalbnal DIsblcl

Alan'Bruce Conlin

VIGOROUS ANDWHOLE HEARTEDREPRESENTATION

Elect a LiveRed Blooded American

To Congress

VOTE FOR HIMWOUK FOR HIM

Primary Election September 28Ordered and paid for by W. L. Dallas, Campaign Manager, Westfield,^. J.

George Harris Robbed.Between 9.30and 10 o'clock last night,

Ceorge Harris, of the Harris-Lyceum,was on his way home on Hill street,when near McNeil's corner -an individ-ual ran from the bushes at the side ofthe street, up behind him and snatcheithe box he. was carrying, which con-tained loose money, mostly chaDge, theamount of which was not known, as ithad not been counted, supposed to beabout one hundred dollars. Mr. Harrissays the thief,.after snatching the boxfrom his hand, ran rapidly away, so fastthat he could,not have captured him ifhebadtried. He seemed tobeayoungfellow dressed in dark clothes.

STANDS FOR GOOD ROADS.

CHARLES R. WHITEHEAD DEFINES POSI-• TION ON THAT QUESTION.

Cbru"Ies R. Whitehead, Republicanmdiaate for Freeholder, is one of the

busiest men in the county at the pres-ent time. 'He is~'Ielting no grassgrovunder his feet" and is spending everyminute he can spare in the interests ofhis candidacy.

Mr. Whitehead has been a lifelongresident of Morris County. Bora on afarm at Washington Valley, betweeiMorristown'and Meodham, he pursuedthe occupation of & practical farmeruntil the spring of 1912, at. which timehe disposed of the property and took up•esidencc at Mendham. He served as

member of the Morris Township Com*littce from the spring of ISM to 1897,

was elected a member of the MorrisCounty Board of Chosen -Freeholders,from Morris Township, in the spring of[897, and was re-elected in the springif 1KO.

In speaking of the old political daysof yore, Charlie has some interestingtales to tell. In referring to the oldfreeholder board, in a conversation the)therday, he is quoted as saying, "We

had spring elections in those days andthe fiscal year of the freeholders beganin May I might say, in passing, that thepolitical complexion of the board in1897 was nearly a tie—so near that theRepublicans and Democrats each hadin organization ticket in the field when:he day came to organize. Both sidesheld firmly to their ticket, so firmlythat nothing was accomplished whennight came. As we were in continuoussession until an organizati&n was per-fected, we kept rfcht on and toward

lorniog of the next day the ReDubli-can ticket won out. Prominent among

ie Republican officers elected wasflemt Lum, of Chatham, who becameirector of the board, and Joseph M.

iIcLcan, of Butler, who was electedrounty collector. Mr.-McLean made an

fcettetit "and* efficient" collector aidontinued in office until two years ago,rhen he was succeeded by the Hon-leorge W. Downs of iladison."In the fall of 1900 Mr. Whitehead was

ilected to the Assembly, and re-electedin the fall of 1901. In his second yearin the Legislature the bill permittingMorristown to sewer" was passed, alsothe bill to allow Butler to become aborough.

When asked as to where he stood onthe question of county roads, Mr. White-head said ho stood "for economy andefficiency. On the road question I amif the opinion that the main thorough-fares throughout the county should beauilt only of the best material, for per-oancy and superiority, the State to take>ver the roads as fast as possible, there-ty allowing the"cflunty to build muchleeded connecting links between thetrads, giving the farmer what is clearlylue him. • I also believe in a systematiclatro! system of the public roads.*

Mr. Whitehead is first vice-presidentif the American Trust Company, oflorristown. He has held this positionince the organizat'on °* ^ e *DB^u-ion.—Dover Advance.

Try to Live Longer.Life insurance authorities tell us that

the expectancy of human life after 40is decreasing alarmingly. And why ?Because people eat too fast; eat toomuch, move too fast, work too fast,live too fast, and exercise too little.They try to run their human dynamosat high pressure without banking theirfires, taking sufficient relaxation. Thepace of modem life is too stiff. Wecan't keep it up. ~.

The North American Indian followedtrails through the forest He swam therivers. .He lived in a tent or wigwam.He ate the simplest food. He took lotsof exercise, and was thus able to en-dure much fatigue. And he didn's suf-fer much from indigestion, rheumatism,or a bald head.

Twenty years ago We had few auto-mobiles. Thirty years ago we bad fewtrolley cars. With modem, improvedmodes of locomotion we take less exer-cise. We enjoy our luxuries, for theyare comforts and time-savers, but arethe American poeple as healthy on thewhole as a few decades ago, and willthe coming generation be as healthy aswe are, if we continue to take little orno exercise ?

Yellow fever has gone. Malaria hasnearly gone. Tuberculosis is becominginfrequent Smallpox, scarlet feyer,cholera, dipthcria no longer hold terrorsfor us they once did. Some day thecause and cure or cancer will be known.This progress combats disease, andmakes life easier. But what's the useof this progress, if we don't help! Whyshould our doctors teach the" laws ofhygiene if we won't obey those laws ?

What is the caus6 of most sicknesa ?Germs ? Ob, they are not so thick thatyou have to turn out from them whenyou meet them on the sidewalk, nor doyou trip over them every time youenter your home. Sicknessisgenerallydue to low resistive power of the body,inability to throw off the disease whenit is acquired. Exercise is the genera-tor of resistive power.

We ougnt to get back to the firstprinciples. If you are healthy and able-bodied, thank heaven for the greatestof blessings. And scrupulously save'our health, as yon would save your

mother's We. Turn your backyard intofield for Olympic games. • Walk five

miles every day. Exercise and exer-cise, and again I say^iercise. Use allthe muscles of the limbs, back, chest,abdomen. Massage (hem. Be good toyour body, and it will serve you well.

Reformed Church. .,Regular services will be resumed

Sunday. At morning services 11 a. m.,the pastor will take for his subject:"How Far am I Responsible for Evil ?"it evening service S p. m., a ten min-ute song service will be followed by avacation story sermon: "A BeautifulChurch.;.,An Eloquent Preacher andEmpty Seats." , . . - - •<

Bible Class meets at9:45a.m. Alivelong and prayer service will be heldbefore the,lcsson.

*• W. Whilham Fatally InjuredFormer Mayor Richard W. Whitham,

if Dover, who was injured in an auto-aobile accident on the Mine Hill road,iaturday morning, died in |he Dover

General Hospital shortly before mid-night of the same day from injuries sus-tained in the accident He suffered

fractured skull and other injuries.CUcfof Police John MacDonald, of

^rto f . jw 'ho was mth Mr. WhithamFflftVMie car overturned, sustained a

oto%p collarbone and two broken_ribuS e i s i n the Dover General Hospital.Tfife fatal accident happened shortly

'efo&noWaturoay, when Mr. Whit-_ 13. .* - h "?• _ t • I J . J AH Inn Am.bam *m'

n S a S a t u y ,bamii iutofaobuVskidded oiesite.'ni»d7;Bwir«3-tp''one Bide and

. 7-.ra2^^__ ^ turll(:(i o v c r

iutMr. \i

over'Chief of Policoout of the car,on tho wheel.

Uheir.HJiyloLtuVc-Ho^tOfliW to-payff Mr. Whitham's employees, on a e o j .racUngjobatJhAt|Jajce 5 '

t^LtS: ha"Jy 2£VhuUho country cannot BWirb

OW BUCll.U nuUBOOOS dOBO. .

THE PUBLIC BE PLEASED!Since the opening of this Bank on Saturday

evenings from 7.30 to 9.00 o'clock, people whoare unable to call In regular banking hours,are opening accounts on Saturday evening.

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We solicit your business.

Savings accounts draw 4 per cent. Interest.

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Start an AccountIn our

SPECIflL INTEREST DEPflRTUlEflT4 Per Cent. Paid on Accounts of $5

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"A Woman Is i sOld i s She Looks"

Somewhere between theages of thirty and fifty, manywomen find the need of glass-estoenablethemtosceobjectsclose at hand or at a distance.Unless our invisible doublevision leansesareworn.glasseswill give an "old" appearance.Why look older than you arewhen you can have youthfuleyes and looks?

EUGENE GAWTJKOPTOMETRIST AND OPTICIAN

Office Hours: 9—12. 2—6.

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KEEP 'EM OPEN.The Pores!

If the million little dncts.porcs,are free, they will do more tomake hot days and nights com-fortable than a breeze. WearCool, Porous Clothing, it willkeep your temperature down,your spirits up and enable youto put your '"work over."

Mohaireare the thinnest: PalmBeaches in light and dark col-ors. Cool Cloths arc fine for"every Summer day. S14 to $33.Q. N.TOJCENT, M4-526 6th Ave.,near 3IsL, New York City.

NO WORK—CLEANER CLOTHESYou know what washday fatigue means. How gladly

you would give it up. And you CAN give it up., • Youcan be forever rid of the tub and washboard, if youhave'aTHOR ELECTRIC WASHER. ' CONVENIENT -TERMS.

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Notice Xq Creditors.ESTATZ or PHOEBE JACOBUS, DKCUSZD.- Pnnoant to the order of the 8nrroe«te of

the Count* of Uorria. undo on tho mh dayof AO£nittXD.one thousand nine hundred andtwenty, notice ii hereby given to all per-BpuhavinsclaimsasminJttheestate of PhoebeJacobtu, Ute of the County of Morris, do-ceued. to present the same, under oath or af-nrmalioni to the •obecriben. on or before the18th.day. of.May next..being ninti monthsfrom the dat* of aaid order; and anr creditorneglecting to brine in and exhibit his. her ortheir claim nnder oath or affirmation withinthe time ao limited will be forever barred ofbu, her or their' action therefor against theExecutors.

Dated tho 17th dar of An arm. A. D. 1M0.BAYMOND O. JACOBUS.LKiSTKK A. JACOBUS. •

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SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTSEVERYWHERE

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Were $20.00* , r , l ;

ONLY 24SUITS LEFT. YODfrllOICBFOfr

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• . . . . . . i ,/ , .Telephone 419 M ,

-increased Valpes.BuildiBgt'M[aterial and Labor Prices Have Gone Up.Furniture':and Household Supplies Gost More.

• You May Have 'Had EnougHave" You Enough jNow?

%,.Laca:<$Wt- Writing Insurance at the,Same 01

!GEORGE W. MO"""""' Real' Estate ani

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THE NEW YORK •TIMES.

BRYAN ASSAILS COXAND H. S> CUMMIUGS

Calls Cholca of Demooratlo Con-vention Chairman a 'f raged/1

for ths Party.

•Strut a*tt> tnd burtftd at-tea, Cummlnw!• juat UIB peraon to oHlcUu. but huIB] ecu on i i ' a ktrloui hwrttcmp. if thaparty propoie* to tpetal tQ, ln» profra*-•Ivi wntlmsnt ot tha couffti-y,"^^^

d^fh2ftr»ii*tht?*Oii DtmdVaU of two!dry BUUi, Ohio and Kentucky, bar* tn-i

C02LCANDIDACY A DISGRACE

HI* Homlni«l»n Would U an Imutt)>y »lh« tlquof

NtbmkM A«MfU.

IjMOKd io r»« N«W Tor* rtHMt. /UNCOLN. Nrt.. Ml* lS.-Win»n>

Jonnlnii Drriui tonnd hit p,olltlc«l b«t-rlM (onlfht on Hosier S. Cumin nn.J m u i of in KmOCTitlo N'Uorill

Drriui tonnd hit p,olltlc«lfht on Hosier S. Cumi

bJmiui of in. KmOCTitlo N'UoriommltUe, ahd Governor Cox of Oh

» ttaument clven out h«r« ne B*yommltUe, ahd Governor Cox ofo » ttaument clven out h«r« ne"Tbt aelactlon or cu«!rml t i d the keyn

Cum-of thei l

Tbt aelactlon or cu«!rm«af• to iound the keynote ofocratic Nitlonll Convention

won. th»n • comedy. It fc« troiea/.It l> '» melencholj tKclnnlnl If tfiefomocrau htv* wijr Intention of mtk-Ins ft campftltro thli year.. If the Demo-jrille P.Vty U to be wrwped In ft'wet1 ihrbud. locked up fa ft Will

prop«r to consTdtr hit position, on , thaliquor duution. It it Meomim *v«nrtiy taon and' more apparent that n*,lath» man about wnow •tandara U* wrt: •fonwa will (athtr. -

"Oovarnor Edwarda li K Jokt. X.drunkard In th« Uat a u i a ol davriumtramwa would hive icHia tnouth to,know that Sdwarda haj 'oo chanct of1nomination. BenStor Hitchcock did* not'hava any chanda avan. buora tht Me*briika primary* hentt ho had nothin*t r i ika primary^ hen&t ho had noihin*toToia. Governor Cox U thalr man> and.h* h u fairly won th« dliEoDor tMthVMlkj ' i

" HU nomination would mak* th*Democratic Party Ui« latider or the taw-l«ei alement of UIB country and hitalement of uts couflleeilon. lf,«uch a thln« w«r*.poiMbltwoWd turn the WTVlu H6U*t.ov*r t»thoi» who defy the OoT«rnm*at*anfl tiold

*-n?are°li1no>!ilk8llhood of hU nomt-nattoa-and-nojtfitnce ot hla aleotlon IfSominaUd. D u t W thould any Damo-crat b« wAUnf lo aappert a min*hoi»nemln»tlon woMld InauU the conMUmWof ih« n«tl6n? For the triumph of »ro'hlbltion U a trhinmh of tbo_ckUoD'»conicUnca." _ —

THE FAQS ABOUT WOMAN SUfFRAGE

STATES THAT HAVE RATIFIED

California,Col urn do,nilnolB,India ua,Idaho,Iowa,

KentuckyMaine.MassachusettsMichigan,Minnesota,Montana,Nebraska,

Arkansas,Arizona,Mf68oni1«Texas,

REPUBLICAN v* .Nevada.

_ "New HantpsntrNew Jersey,Now Mexico,New York,

n Nortb Dakota,Ohio,Pennsylvania,.Rhode Island,

« Booth Dakota,Washington,West Virginia,Wisconsin,

'Wyoming,TOTAL., 20

DEMOCRATIC, . 0tab, *

Oklahoma."''" Tennessee

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STATES THAT HAVE NOT RATIFIEDREPUBLICAN • . DEMOCRATIC)

Connecticut,V e r m o n t , ^ ^ '•, •••'

TOTAL '..2 UOTAL .

Florliln,• Nonb Carolina,

STATES THAT HAVE REJECTEDREPUBLICAN

Delaware,

DEMOCRATICAlabama,Mississippi,Georgia,South Carolina,Maryland,

TOTAIi. TOTAL

ELEVEN Special Seuloiu of Stale Legislature*to ratify the Amendment were called by Demo,cratic Govemow, to SIXTEEN Special Sewion*called by Republican Governor! for the «amapurpoae.

THE RESOLUTE WINS!

» Her PUIn Duty.\ The cheery caller tried to persuadeold Aunt Martha not to dwell upon

. her troubles, tellluR lier she would fe«'lhappier If *he Ignored them.

"Well, hooey," suid tlie old lady, "Idunno 'bont dat. I allus 'lowed whende Lord eend me tribulation He donespec* me to tribulate."

Attractive.'- Father—See here. If yon don't getto work and earn a living you'll endIn the poorhouse.

Son—I ehould worry. I Baw a poor-honse In a movie one, day, and reallyIt wasn't as bad as 'it la painted.—Film Fan.

Disclosure.' T h a t speech," said the secretary,*wlU enable anybody to know exact-l y what yon had In mlndV

"Do^you think BOT" exclaimed Sena-tor SorghtiinS "In. that case we'd bet-ter got to work immediately and.rewrite I f

Succession of Events.•Terrible Teddy gave out In the fifth

round with* Powerful Pfttp,*1

•" "What happened 'UienT " •*•""He gave In." :

Couldn't Bt Anythlno EH*."He gave me an outline of the char-

acters In his new play."'• "How were they?"

T h e y struck me as rather Bke.tchjr."

Following Advice,"Why la Bam pondering BO over

those volumes of flery speeches?" ••"He was advised to do some'light

reading."

•r.HTHE SITUATION

Partnt (from the adjoining room)iEdith,.aren't you going to light thog » In there?

Edith: Yet, mkmmt; Charlta and(I wero just spflaklng of-ontrlklng amatch.

Preliminary."T\a harmony that reprcKenta

A. l U t t ' x . bliss profound.But while they tune the Instruments

Some discords always sound.

A Proof."Women are awfully contrary."*I should vsay BO. Here, for Instance,

when a tnan beats hla wife he gener-ally makes a hit with her."

prime Necessity."What 1B the first thing to do when

you want to give a good blow out?""Balia the wind."

THE SOLE DRAWBACK.

The VIMIIRI- ii..lltiw..ii>. w»-i:f irnth-en-«l In Urn i>i»tulllr.? (lisiru>-ln« till)prissllMtlUi's f*>r ':i* .mtiiK l»"-i»-t -aiiu-j»nlj;ii. Then: \vns_n' lameiuabln laclro( eoiigre^sloiiat tluib'T. None uf thucandldutes could meet the demuuda ofthe town solons.

Finally Lew Parker had a brilliantIdea. Spitting authoritatively In thegeneral direction of. the cuspidor heremarked:' "Boys, I'll tell you the name of agood man, a mighty good man, a manwe could win with. I t 's old Cup Ingursoil."

And then he added regretfully, "Butdarn him, he's dead."—American Lgloo. „

After Many Trials. e"He took my ball," said a yoanf-

liter when reproved for fighting withanother boy.' "Did you try" to get It from himpeaceably?"

"Yes'm.""How many times did yon t r y ? '"I tried onco, twice, thrice and

forv«vand then I didn't get it until"tlm-Just tlme.'; • - • >

Subjective' Impression."That man gave you a terrible look

wl;tm you sounded your horn.""Yes," .commented Mr. Chuggins,

"I'm glad he was on foot Instead ofon a truck. He's one of these peoplewho evidently think the true object ofmotoring la to run over somebody.'

SOME CONSOLATION- "How wlir you like me as a broth-er-in-law?"

"All right, I Quest. Maw saysthank goodness you ain't gonna livewith ua." •'

.A Pacifist.. When wite «ay« things

"Which are not nloo, ;Than we're for peac*

At any price.

Machinery."ChaTley, dear," aald yonng Mrs.

Torkins, "I want you to keep out ofpolitics.'*

"What's the reason? I might Btandas good a chance as the next man."

"I don't think BO. Anybody who lano unhappy with a little tiling likea lawn, mower'would stand no chancewhatever in operating a steam roller."

His by Adoption

OUR CHURCHES.FIRST Pl.K8BY.TKi.IAN. 'u '

' Corner Birch snd ObaroU atieeti.* IIEV. 0- LKOMAB.D MO CAIN. Tutor.

Ben I COB. 8unO*y*, morji.nfi.il q'cloolt; etftjIns. B.DO o'oloek. .Hunds-yvicuuol, u.eo A, II(Jhrbtlsn EnaetYor. o.%aP.Til. Frsyur meat*Ing. ndtluetusy evtjuinu at B o cloos.

METHODIST EPIBCOI'AL,,Usln Bt., between Cornelia snd William Bts.

KIT. UCDBOE FoDMTAlKifaator.Berrioei. Btmdayi, mornlDR.ll o'olook; eren*

ng. 8.00 o'olook. Uantlay lohool, B.iS A. Mi£nworth LeanUB. B.tfl r , M. I'rayer meetiiiB.iVednasdar erealng, from S to MB o'olock. -

BKFOtlMED,Corner Washington and Orant Btreeti.

BIT. Q. M. UXBOT. Fsitor. kBerrteei. Bandays, mornina, U o'clock; eTen-

InKi 7.80 o'clook. HunURy Bubool. 9.80 A. M.Uhrtitisn KndeaTor, fl.ia P. M. Prayer ;mest>Ing, Wedneidtty afeplng al H o'olook.

., BT. JOHN'U iSPIBOOFAli. • , _Corner Cornelia and Cedar HtreSw.

HIT. H M B I 13. WILSOU, Iteotor.HBerrlces, Bundaya. Holy Commonlon, 7,80 &

M.i morning prayer, jo.BO'o'olook; evanlniprayer, ?J0 o clock. Banday school. 9.80 A.M.&ridaji, iloly Uommoulon, w o'clock LMiaTealnsprayet.T.sol'. U. UolyUomnianlon, 7.80 A, m*

OATUOLIO.CDCBCD or Oou Lu>( or MT. OABMEL.

Maoiea. Hunt]ays, tau. band,10.30 ycloakComer UlrcU and Oak Ht».

A. U. Vesper service. 3.30 o'clock. i?M

•• Hi. CTBIL^AKD MKTHOD,

l txr , FBANK SKUTIL, Priest.UMtee, Hun,1ftiB, o A. &i. i Biuli MRBB, IU.SO

GKHMANTUTHEIIAN, *IIKV. A. U. Uiyuit. PaMtor.

Services every Sunday at y.li A. M. in l'ros-byttriaD (Jliurch tiunuay ecliool at 11.U0.FJItBT CBUituii OFTJUBIHT, BOIEKTIBTa

Muuntain I-aken. N. J.Church, UoalefArd, corner of Brlarcliffe

load.bunday Service. IV A. M. - *Weilnemmy bTeninu, Testimonial Bleettner. u. "•*•;Sunday Hchool, VAb A. M. to 10.45 A'. ».- •Ileudini; Kaon! open to the uulmc Mondays,

pVudutBUuva ana bmurtlaya from » to £> i'. M,

Tbe Rfiioluto, defender of the cup, so aallahtly and •klilfuiiy sail id by her Skipper, Charles Francis Adam«, Directorof the A. T. 'A T. Company, and her crew, that he won the pralso and admiration of everyone.

Hail In Co* ChloARo D*Uy Nrws

COVERING THERACES

Story Brought to NewspapersFrom Sea by Wire and Wire*less, Seaplane and Dirigible,

f, Tho jlTOCht races between the IUso-hi toar id Shamrock are history now ;

-No need to tell of the '"Fluke" In tho• first tbiat ga\*e the victory to the Chal-ilengerrof/tha Bftcood race, where bothjvesi>elB wore "becalmed," and unablo; to finish In the allotted time, ot the•Shamrock'B victory In the third and• thu final victory of the Resolute. •I All that la no longer news for-the• American public who attended the"•luces 'ionslioro," foilowlnif thrm paRt-r-:iy iML'I '('titliiiflnstlmlty t.y prnxy, and; taring Hit' fsrhini; PV.-IMS ttirmiyhignii'HIr l.uUctlus in'-tcil in ilip'vnrlcHis

;printout* uf.tlif UPWHIHIIHTK and on llit;Jnuwspiiper buildliigb.; At the Tlmea Butldlnff, whero1 crowds Burged around the bulletin; boards to see- the lntest reports so•great was tbe entliuslosin that folkH; cheered every time .one. yacht or the[other rnndc a point, and charted the

• courses on Hcrnpa of paper, adding,[subtracting, arguing.' and speculating•on which would Jiff the Cup, for both.were favorites. . '' From land, sea, and" air,—by "wire-'lesa, telephone, and .and wire, mlnute-Ito-mlnnto news was Rped. Seaplanes,•"blimps," tugn, yachtB equipped with[wireless,—all figured In tho excltinff•game, and mado It doubly Interestingto those on shore who wore followingIt. A dirigible of tlie Evening Po*t,flying like a giant bird almost a thou-eanO feet above the con tent ants, a t tispeed of about forty miles an hour, re-Invert n-portK by wireless telephone tnthli Br"*knwfly Nuviil Air Slut Ionwhrrft they wen1 transmitted to-head*.[uurUMX In \hv city liy telfiilione, anduiippiirfed In print ."lionly after theywere s e n t Ko move of ihe ships waslost to the Poet men even to the very,end when a puff of smoke announcedtlie winner. ' Even currier pigeons hada share; and. when there was Interfer-ence with electrical transmission, ow-ing to the weather conditions, theywere sent from the planes tp stationsof the Ilockaway Navul Air Station onBIIOTO where the messages-they car-ried were relayed tu the newspapersby telephone.

TeUphono '"Quicker*On the day of the second race the

Associated Press, using the Ilockaway^aval AJr Station as a base, assignedtwo men to the seaplane it had char-tered for tbe purpose. One flew overthe race, viewed preparations, for the•text, and returned to telephone a dV

- Juvenllo Genlu*."Our child keeps asking raora queer

ttons than I can poselbly answer," Bald(fltlier."

Tes," replied mother. "She Is ftnatural heckler."

srrlptlve story to the Manhnttan offlce.Tho other inuanwhllc Btciiped Into theplane and covered the start, telephon-ing hU story from Rockawey, whilehis companion was up In tba ait, againviewing flic unlsh,

Laud telephone was jtised because,with the air filled with wireless mes-sages It was considered quicker, InvloWi.of the seaplane's speed, to re-turn to shore instead of employingwireless telephone or telegraph.

Meanwhile staff men on board navaldestroyers were gathering newa alongthe coursQ and flashing bulletins bywireless. Trained obuerrers at Nave-'sink Highlands, Kockawny and LongBranch Bent added facts by land wire,while aboard the steam yacht Vic-toria a staff mno. was stnttoned withSir Thomas Upton's party.

Many of tha newspapers receivedtheir reports from thfl Naval Commu-nication Base at 44 •Whitehall Street,where b'ulletlna came In every fewminutes from the GoIdBboFOUgh, tell-InK in detull every move ninde byolthiT jiiclit nnd otlior descriptiveilntn. Vnnti itie press room tti«rt*. n*-•jnHtpra if"' In ifirli wlHi itu'lr puptTS:iiiil KHVf l)i*i Mury wrr j for wnnl by

At Former Race* ,,..Not BO were the rnccs coverril In

days gone by. Reporting the CupRaces then WBH not tlie elaborate uf-fulr that.it la today, an Evening Postreporter tells us, especially with anafternoon newspaper, when editionsare frequent and run on schedule time.This, he says, IH especially Irue of .theedition which goes to press as soon aspossible n,fter three o'clock, with theclose of the murkot In Wall Street,carrying jthe final quotations, andwhich has the largest circulation. If

,that edition In fifteen seconds late, thepublisher and circulation managjejmate things unpleasant for the man-aging editor, and ho, in turn, panses Uon to^the culprit. Orders being "lastnews copy at 3:01," and with the finishof. a race after that hour five milesOut at sea—only two h::ve finished be-fore three,—what la a sporting editorto do? « ' * "

In the days of \M, whon Araorlraw(»n tho f'ui' niiu- tu'lnp fmight for,and even In ISTo when Hiislaiid triedto rcffitlu tl»t? trophy, puhlfc interest

H strong I'IKHIR!! tu ~f**i*l ilm nred otan liuiuodlalL* report of the ruces, andseemed io be satisfied with learningW the events In thu ptipera of the Hub-Bequent day. Yachting was consider-ed a sport for the very rich only.

Thlrty-elx Years Ago '

But as the yttirs rolled" by interestwas awakened, and 1885, when SirRlrlmrd Siitton '.challenKed . witliGenenta, and the cup WOB )n realdanger of being lifted, every event.Inthe race WBB followed keenly by theAmerican public It was then that thenewspapers awoke.to the fact that UilsInterest would have to be fed by realnp-to-the-tnlnata hews, and Bet aboutdevising plans for reporting the star tand as much of the raca as could beseen, from vantage points' along thecoast" iipi to tho closing of the last edi-tion. "So a man was stationed on eachBide of the narrows and a t the start,and another in the observation tower

of thu Western Union Telegraph Com-pany, on the. sands of Sandy Hook,armed with powerful glasses, who re*ported as much of the race as theycould Me, while the end, the most In*terestlng part,—was left out,'the finishcoming "too late," anyhow. Today ItIs never "too lato" for news that Isstill "hot*

A New WayTho race in 1895 bptween tho Val-

tyrle and the Vigilant was covered Ina new way, considered quite, an In-novation at the time. A reporter onIlls own boat steamed Inshore with hisstory, and was met there by a surfboat .which took the message ashorewhile he continued with the racers,carried them for an hour or two, andthen was put ashore at the nearestpoint to wire another story.

In 1800 Sir Thomns Upton enteredthe field with Shamrock, and the sameplan was used, with slight variations.•Jn 1001, however, homing pigeons tooka share tn the reporting, the man onthe tug taking a crutG of them and des-patching them at various times d if ringthe roiiicil, hut little \yns gntnoil Inthe niHti.T nf time. Tin- mime* of (liftyuelits llutt w.-itf dt.wn-to -vh-w- HIPrace were sm-urud Kv tln»'wlfu of tfiasporting editor, who" volunteered totake tlie nam^s—shu knew yachta—asthey passed her piazza I

Up-to-the-Mlnute NQWI

It wasn't until 1003 that wirelesstelegruphy came Into play, In the racebetween the Hellunce and ShamrockIIL tho last until this year, but the,service then was not what It Is now,and wasn't depended upon entirely.Today, In addition to men posted atvnrlous observation points, we haveaccessories such as ' the telephone;wireless, wireless telephone, seaplanes,tugs and yachts equipped with wire-less, and dirigibles,—all of which adddouble lntereHt to a npoft that has larecent years become a popular one,—Tolephono Review, N. Y.

A COQ IN THE WHEEL. .

A lot of un itro pron<! to feel wn*veonly been R 111 Mis wh<->-:,—» roc sosmall it's rarely feeii, ;i tiiii.iiiittijf 'Icingin life's machine. Our IJII ,-i '.vnrii It'stnie we've done, but iii'l :\>>: fuelingcomes to one. oiir 1-inl'M>*n'K beon HOvery amall, we might aa well not liveat all.

Wo think of BUI, of Tom or Leo,much bigger cogs they are than wu;we hear their noise, we note their size,thatj they're before tho poople's eyes.

Then comes a ray'of light or two;suoct'ss Is largely point of view. Theone who does the job that's his andgives tho best that In him Is, doessobuthing Qnei has somothlng won,has kept the faith, with duty done...We'll not have other people's glarefihlnti In our eyes and, make us carefor luxuries we haven't bad, but say,"I've Berved, I'm mighty glad, thatthough the shuffle for the same, gaveme a part where I became a tiny cog,a little wheel; I've played the game soI can feel that when It's time for .mylong rest, the boss will say, 'Ho did hisbest '"—Robert Stewart Sutliff* InTho Telephone Revlow, J*. T,

- NO WONDERMr. Flttt: HoW li It you ire M

friendly l.tolyTMr. C.tt!" My doctor h i t put mt

on a vegetarian dlit temporarily.

• Not Then.I« eltencO' roailr BoldenT

Never BO, lt'e clear.When we could help.a brother", .With a word(of cheer.

Too Much of It. ,"Are thnrb ony uplifting lnHti&nce«

In your nelgbborliood?" ' • .. "Oh, yes ; the rent's been raised Intvory liouso in tho block.".

H I . Way."That orator can draw tears by the

ildlldil way he works on'people's feel:Ings." ' • • , '

I'Keault of practice. .lie's a dentist."

. Hli U.e./,'A piny I saw lately hnd a star,

rooster In the cast." ."I'erhnps'he was eiigagcd to spur

the biiinan actors on."

A Toasti "Wikon-That's AW

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Robbtr. Took Evorythlnfl Movable.Klgfer, Okla.—The entire stock.'val-

u«l ot $2,000,-was stolen by robberswho entered o store hero "and tookeverything that was movable. TJio rob-bers blew the Bofo nnd took the moneyand Jew dry'It contained. ,

-;•"•' q ru i t D. HnuUton ol ••Judi*-"

8tuna In Her Ambition."So Margaret's boy U_n mere ac-

countant, and , she. had such greathopes of him." - >

• ''Yes,- poor woman; she- Ilttlo knewthat «ho was nursing an adder at herbrcaflU" _

Etato or Ohio, city of ToleiJo,Lucas County, es.Frank J. Chcn^/ makes- oath that ho

Is senior partner of tho firm of F. J.Chancy & Co., doing buMne.is In the Cityof Toledo, County and State aforeanld,and that said Ilrm will pay the sun) ofONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for eachand every case of Catarrh that cannot bocured by the une of HALL'S CATARRHMEDICINE. FRANK J. CHENEY.

Sworn to before mo and subscribed Inmy preaeqee. tlila 6th day of December,A. D. 18*8. '• A. W. GLEASON.

(Seal) Notary Public."Hall's Catarrh Medicine Is taken In-

ternally and acts through the Blood ontho Mucoua Surfaces of tho System. Sendfor testimonials, tree.

• !r. J. CHBNET A CO., Toledo, O.Bold by all druBKlsti. I&c,Hall's Family Fills for conftlpfctlon.,

Autocrat linenIs knottn the worldover and is recognized

. as a very High ClassWriting Paper. Weget our supply directfrom the manufactur-ers. You are invitedto inspect our hand-

•, some line of AutocratLinen. -""*-•

Herberts. HitchcockDEALER IN

HltiH CLASS STATIONERY512 Main Street

Boonton, N. J.

Large 2 ton TruckFOR LONG DISTANCE MOVING.

TRUCKING AND CARTING.

Livery & Boarding StablesAutos to Hire.

Jacoli Treflway & Son,Phono 822 122 Mechanic Street

NOTICE TO QRE.DITQR8., ZHXATE or WILLIAM HU3K', DEC'-D.

{•uniaanVto tbe order of the Surrogate ofthe County of orrla.madeon Ihe Founeenibday or July, A. D. one thousand nine hun-dred and twenty, notice li hereby givento nil persons havlnc claims ngalntit the t»liUeof Wllllnm Hunk, latu of Hie Count}o( Horrid, litceaMtd, to present the Name un-der oath orntflrmallon, to the subscriber on

r before the Uth Any ot January next, benK-In nioutlia from the data of enld order

and any creditor neglectliiK to1 bring Inexhibit hh.licr or their claim under dbt.vuDlllrinnlloii wltliln itic thnu so llnillt-d willbe forever barred i.f IIIP, her or itielr nctluntherefor a l m t i - Eieonlorn

Uated tbe nil) day of July, A.'n. JWJ.'• IUH AltU UUttri. nnd AL.UEUT liUBK,HI

Monntalo View, New JUooiiton, NuwJerbej1.July22,-i0t. •

iilxecuton

Be PreparedWhen the time comes to buya Home or a" Business.

Open an account now in the

Morris CountySavings Bank

M0RR1ST0WN, N. J.

The Only Savings iJank in' Morris County

Deposits made on or beforethe third business day of themonth draw interestthe first of the inonth.

Have You Seen the Latest Style

Shiger Sewing Machine, with or without electric mo^or, demonstrated and ;sold for cash or small monthly payments' at the

SINGER S H O P - B . R. CRESSY, Manager113 Union Street Boonton, N. J.

^ EVERYTHING FOR SEWING MACHINES

Hemstitching J» J» J» Accordion Pleating

Upholstering,Cabinet-Making,

Window Shades,Awnings.

HOMES MADE COMFORTABLE...Old furniture repaired, reapbblitcr-

ed and" poliebed equal to new.Hair mattreaaefl made to order snd

renovated with new co-veriug.Box Springs repaired and mado to

, order.Daveupotta, Chesterfields, Wing Ohahs and OonoheB, to order,Banoroft'a Snnraet LiDen Widow Shade Gloth need for all fide be mm 6(1

order work, including Hartshorn roller and riDg poll.Porch and Window AwniogB made of Jobn Boyle Banfaet awning stripe.

,Have a foil line of eampleB in fnrnitnre coverings to Bolect from. Tapea^tries, Velour, Velvet, Damask, Oretonnea, eto. j- r . .—--- -

ROBERT E. SCHOLZ.410 MAIN STREET, BOONTON, N. J.

Tele.—Store, 410-J. Keisidonce, 378. ' ' .'

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The Boonton Building & Loan AssociationOrganized May 2, 1889

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• Join and help,, ns build homes for ourBoonton people.New shares Issued at any regular meeting.Subscription Shares pay G per cent.-"-—Prepaid Shares pay 5 per cent.-See the Secretary at our olllcc, 403 Main St.

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THE BOONTON BUILDING & LOAN ASSOCIATION

Building and Construction WorkHas started, the demand has already cleanedout the lumber stocks afcthe mills and manu-facturers have advanced their pi-ices over tenper cent.—Ari'acute lumber shortage-andhigher prices are imminent.

Buy now, before we also' are obligedto raise prices.

IS. B. IDawson Company

The Northern New JerseyPainting and Paper Hanging Co.

. • . Wisli to announce the opening o£ ' . • •

THEIR STORE, AT 415 MAIN STREET

wliero tluty will carry, w full.line of .. ... _ .

PAINTS', VARNISHES AND BRUSHESin connection vitly thoit

PA INTINGJND DECORATING BUSINESS* YOUR PATRONAGE IS 'RESPECTFULLY SOLICITED

H. FELDMAN & CO.FURNITURE, CARPETS, RUGS, LINOLEUMS

FULL LINE'pP STOVES AND RANGES

Now is the Timo to Furnish Your Home on Easy Terms

Full Line of Pianos and Player Pianos

Full Line of Pathe Phonographs and RecordsFjeo Delivery Throughout Morris County

316 Main Street, Boonton, N. J..Opposite Post Office.

NOTICE OF PUBL1C.SALE. 'iBy virtue of Section 3 of Chnpter 312

ot the Laws ot the State of New Jersey,Session of 1916, entitled • "An Act torthe Better Protection of Garasekeepers !and Automobile Repairmen", thfciroder-,Bigned will,sell, at public.auction, on,Ffldny, September 10th, 19520, at 2 P.M.,:at the Qarane of the undersigned, Num- •ber 925 Mam Street,' Boonton, N. J.,one Ford Motor Car, truck body, 1917Model, Number 1863319, detained ns the Iproperty of the Acme Phonograph Cor-poration, for the payment of a lien olthe undersigned against said cor.

NORTH JERSEY MOTOR SALES CO.NELSON C. D O U N D , Attorney.

Aug. 2V31.

Hinta Spot Cash Prices ForLIBERTY:BONDS;

Vodvtl, CMOlVftU, Plotate,. tltoworM,xMin-llrnkOlroai.MuulO lor Fr»lernltT,C,lloroli.L»-Rl6o;omb, W«llor», Political OrR.olMtloni.Suite 33, Procter Theatre Bid., Newark

SPECIAL\ Its 7%e Nearest Vau Can Getj

Try d Case of ftA richfy-flav^ored,full-bodied maltrand hops'beverage,brewed in the famous KRUEGER Way, .

ON SALE EVERYWHERE:

8O5 Main Street, Boonton, Iff. J."? • Telephone Boonton, 289