IF YOU FIT THE PROFILE,PLEASE NOTE THAT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO “TWERK”

TWERK POLICE ON DUTY

IF YOU A SKINNY ASS B%$#H,PLEASE DON’T DO IT,U HAVE NO ASS BUT BONEZ,SO DEAL WITH IT AND FIND PEACE AND HARMONY,GET IT?? BONE AND HARMONY??

IF UR AN UGLY ASS CHIKITA,PLEASE DON’T DO IT,IT LOOKS UGLY,ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE NO ASS,OKAY-EVEN IF YOU HAVE THAT ONION ASS,THAT MAKES A NIGGER WANAA CRY UR STILL NOT ALLOWED….

IF YOU ARE GAY,PLEASE DON’T DO IT,ITS PLAIN BORING AND BORING.

IF UR WHITE OR INDIAN PLEASE LET THE BLACK PAKILE”” CHIKITAZ DO IT,EAT YO CURRY AND PLAY BRITNEY……”STEREOTYPE”…I KNW

JELLY ASS,PLEASE STOP BEFORE IT FALLZ ON THE GROUND,NOBODY WANTS TO PICK UP SOME JELLY,I KNW I DONT

OVER 25 AND BABY MAMAS,5 4 3 2 1 YOUR TIME IS UP,SOOOOORRRY,GO BREAST FEED

IF UR A DUDE,PLEASE DON’T DUDE,IT MAKES U LUK GAY,REMEMBER EVEN GAYZ ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TWERK,TSWAA DAAAR BOSSO,OR JUST COME OUT,COME OUT!!

BOITU…MMMMMMMMMM………..IF YO NAME IS BONANG MATHEBA,PLZ DON’T,BOITUMELO,TWERK ALL U LIKE DEAR,I GIVE YOU A LIFETIME TWERKING PASS

IF U HAVE A FLAT BUM,WE CALL IT “ISISHWAPHA SE ELEPHANT”IT’S A BIG NO NO IT MAKES ONE WANNA PUKE..

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TWERK IN THE PRESENCE OF #1,J Z….LOL…..BUT U CAN TWERK ANYTIME FOR ME DEAR….HOT HOT HOT…MMMMMMM…IM GLAD UR NOT FROM SWAZILAND,KING MSWATI,AWUTHOLI NIX…

SOMIZI,MICA SOMETHING AND THE OLD 3SUM,PLEASE DON’T GUYZ,FIRST U R OLD AND GAY….U R TWERK DISADVANTAGED

IF UR WEARING OVERSIZE TROUSERZ,PLZ STOP,UR NT IMPRESSING US,UR DEPRESSING US GALFRIEND

IF UR MARRIED OR ULOTSHOLIWE,NOBODY WANTS TO MARRY A BOOTY SHAKING…..@#%&

IF UR PEARL THUSI AND DAT TSHIDI GAL FROM RHYTHM CITY, ONLY NICKY IS ALLOWED..YOU DERSEVE A LIFETIME TWERKING PASS…

NO!!! NO NO!!

YES YES YES!!

IF UR WEARING CALAMINE AND PLAY CARDS EKASI….GHETTO UNFABULOUS,SIZOTHATHA IKHAVA THINA SHAME…CABANGA NJE…YHOO!!

IF U HAVE A BIG FLABBY STOMACH,PLZ DON’T,I BEG U MY SISTER WITH YO STOMACH,KANGAROO POUCH,CUT!!

SHORT GIRLZ,ONLY IF U HAVE THE ASS,TALL GIRLZ,ONLY IF U HAVE THE ASS,OTHERWISE,ITS JAIL TIME FOR U,FOR TRAUMA WITH INTENT TO DO GRIVIOUS EMOTIONAL HARM,MIDGETS ARE BANNED,LET IT BURN,LOL

IF U ARE A CHURCH GIRL,PLZ MY BORN AGAIN CHRISTIANZ,DNT TWERK IN CHURCH,WE ALL KNOW HOW FAR YOU CAN TAKE THINGZ…JUST PRAY FOR A HUSBAND MY SISTER COZ DATS ALL U WANT IN CHURCH,A “MAN”

MILEY,STOP IT,YOU ARE WHITE,REMEMBER…MARA NKA HO DIRA GORE….

LAST BUT NOT LEAST,IF U CANT THEN DON’T,IT DOESN’T LUK GUD…PERIOD..WITH LOVE TO ALL MY PEOPLE OUT THERE…