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SERVICE ANIMALSby Patricia L. Cook

This Tidbits examines “man’s best friend” and other animals that go the extra mile serving humans. • •Manyserviceanimalsserveonlyone

person in their service lives. A dog may be trained to help a blind or deaf person and stay with that person for about 10 years, usually until the dog dies or be-comes incapable of serving because of health problems.

• •Servicedogstrainedforpoliceworkserve many people by protecting the public from criminals who may seek to harm others with bombs, drugs or other evil actions.

• •Dogstrainedtoserveinthemilitaryare extremely well trained and reliable members who serve alongside their com-rades.Muchoftheworkdonebyanimalsforthemilitaryisclassified.ItisknownthattheU.S.militaryhasusedpigeons,horses and chickens as well as dolphins, beluga whales, sea lions and other marine mammals and, of course, dogs. These animals have all served honorably

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A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn’t see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, “For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one.” The man thought for a minute and said, “I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to be-cause I’m afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii.” The genie thought for a few minutes and said, “No, I don’t think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask.” The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, “There is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand women. What makes them laugh and cry, why are they temper-amental, why are they so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes them tick?” The genie considered for a few minutes and said, “So, do you want two lanes or four?”

(Ewww!) The snakes are “a dangerous threat to the ecology and economy of Guam.” Accidentally introduced to Guam inthe1940sorearly1950s,thesnakescause power outages and have eradicat-ed most of Guam’s native forest birds.

• •ThecharacteristicstheNDDCTlooksfor in dogs that will serve in the “Agricul-ture Beagle Brigade” are age (1-3 years old); bold, curious and friendly person-alities;andaloveoffood!Ifaftersometesting and training, a dog is not deemed appropriate for the work, it is put up for adoption.

• •OtherveryimportantserviceanimalsareAssistanceDogs.Therearethreetypes: guide dogs for the blind and visu-ally impaired, hearing dogs for the deaf and hard of hearing and service dogs for people with disabilities other than those related to vision or hearing. Guide dogs for the blind have been around and for-mally trained for over 70 years, while the other programs are newer.

• •Areviseddefinitionof“serviceanimal”wasrecentlypassedintheUnitedStates,effectiveMarch15,2011:“Serviceani-mal means any dog that is individually trained to do work or perform tasks for the benefitofanindividualwithadisability,including a physical, sensory, psychiat-ric, intellectual or other mental disability. Otherspeciesofanimals,whetherwildor domestic, trained or untrained, are not service animals for the purposes of this definition.”ThisdefinitionispartoftheAmericanswithDisabilitiesAct.Itprovidesfederal protection for service animals to accompany their person into public places.Serviceanimalsarenotpets;theyareworkingdogs.(Miniaturehorsesarepermittedunderspecificconditions.)

• •Servicedogsarehighlytrainedtomeetthe needs of the people they serve. Any breed can be used as a service dog. They are trained to standards established by dog trainers, animal behaviorists, people with disabilities and veterinarians. A ser-vice dog is an invaluable addition to the life of its person, helping them gain free-dom and independence.

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to reduce risk to humans. • •AccordingtotheU.S.DepartmentofDefense,thereabout3,000dogshaveworked as sentries, detecting bombs and land mines and performing search, rescue andrecovery.ManyofthoseanimalshavebeenontourinIraqandAfghanistaninrecent years.

• •MilitarydogsaretrainedinSanAntonio,Texas,attheMilitaryWorkingDogCen-ter at Lackland Air Force Base. German shepherds,DutchshepherdsandBelgianMalinoisarethemostcommonbreedsused. The military purchases some of its dogs from breeders, but most are from its own breeding program.

• •WhentheNavySEALsstormedOsamabinLaden’sPakistancompoundonMay2,2011,fourofthefirstfeetonthegroundwere those of Cairo, a well-trained Bel-gianMalinois.WhenPresidentObamahadaprivatemeetingwiththeSEALteam, the only one of the super-secret team whose name was revealed was Cairo, the war dog.

• •Thelighter,morecompactBelgianMalinoisbreedisconsideredthebestforoperationsundertakenbySEALteams,such as tandem parachute jumping and rappelling.DogslikeCairoaretrainedtodetect and identify both hostile and/or hid-ing humans and explosives. The dogs are about twice as fast as their most physi-callyfitSEALcompanions.

• •LikeothermembersoftheSEALs,Cairowasequippedwithsuper-strong,flexiblebodyarmorandhigh-techequip-mentthatincluded“doggles.”Dogglesarespeciallydesigneddoggogglesequippedwith night-vision and infrared capability that allow dogs to see body heat even through concrete walls.

• •Thehi-techdoggearcomesfromamom-and-popbusinessinWinnipeg,Manitoba.K9Storm,Inc.,hasaworldwidereputation for designing and manufactur-ing what is probably the best body armor available for military and police dogs. Workingdogsin15countriesusetheirK9Stormbodyarmor.

• •SomeamazinginformationreleasedfromthePentagoninOctober2010re-vealed that after six years and $19 billion spent in developing the ultimate bomb-de-tector technology, dogs are still the most accurate!Detectionusingthemostad-vancedequipment,likedronesandaerialdetectors,yieldeda50-percentsuccessrate.Whenadogwasinvolved,thatraterose30percent.Nowthat’ssomeserioussniffing!

• •Someotherhighlytraineddogsthathelp keep our nation safe are the detector dogs trained to safeguard American agri-culture.TheNationalDetectorDogTrain-ingCenter(NDDTC)inNewnan,Georgia,trainsdogsandofficersasteamstopre-vent pests and agricultural diseases from comingintotheUnitedStatesthroughair-ports, postal facilities, cargo warehouses, international borders and seaports.

• •OneofthewonderfulthingsaboutthisprogramisthattheNDDCTactu-ally gets its dogs through animal shelters and animal rescues as well as through ownerdonations.Itisimportantfordogsin this program to be comfortable and non-threatening when working around people in crowded places like airports. TheNDDCTcurrentlytrainsbeaglesandbeagle mixes for airports and Labrador retrievers and Lab mixes for border patrol work and for warehouses and postal facili-ties.

• •OccasionallyJackRussellterriersarealsousedbytheNDDCT,mainlytoworkinGuamfindingbrowntreesnakes.

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Not All Chest Pain Comes From the HeartDEAR DR. DONOHUE: I am a 38-year-old woman who has a very stressful job. It is also very well-paying, so I don’t want to give it up. I think it might be giving me chest pain. The pain comes and goes unpredictably. Sometimes I am just sitting at my desk, and I get a squeezing sensation in my chest. At other times, I had been hurrying around.I have had several EKGs, been examined by three doctors, had a stress test and a radioactive stress test. The doctors say my heart is healthy, and the chest pain could come from stress. In speaking with people I trust, I have been told to have a heart catheterization. What do you think? -- P.A.

ANSWER: None of your three doctors told you that. Don’t you think they might know more than your friends? You have to be guided by advice given to you by those who have had experience in assessing people’s complaints. There’s no pattern to your chest pain. Heart pain, in contrast, causes chest pain when a person is physically active. That pain goes when the person rests. Your kind of pain is not suggestive of a heart disorder.Your doctors have told you that your heart is healthy. You have had EKGs, stress tests and even a radioac-tive stress test. Those tests would have disclosed a heart problem if you had one.Furthermore, you are only 38 years old -- not an age for heart problems to occur. You mention no family history of heart trouble at early ages.With a catheterization, a thin, pliable tube is inched from a groin blood vessel to the site where the heart arteries are found. There, dye is injected so doctors can visualize the health of heart arteries. The doctors can spot any obstructions, like cholesterol buildup, in those arteries. It’s an amazing test. However, com-plications can arise from any procedure that invades the body. When the detection of heart disease can be accomplished in no other way, information from a catheterization is justified. In your case, it’s not.Stress is the most likely cause of your chest pain.Coronary artery disease is the No. 1 cause of death in most of the world’s countries. The booklet on that subject explains in detail its symptoms and its treatments. To order a copy, write: Dr. Donohue -- No. 101W, Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. Enclose a check or money order (no cash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with the recipient’s printed name and address. Please allow four weeks for delivery.***DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I’ve been talked into donating blood. My hangup is that I have a fitness program that I religiously adhere to. The thought of an extended rest bothers me. How long do you have to spend recuperating after donating blood? -- A.A.

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