The Haunted House…(Cue the scary music)

By Melissa Haynes

You see a dark house as you are walking home one night. You remember it’s the one that all your friends say is

“haunted”. You…Walk in

Keep walking home

You reach your hand out to pet the monkey. He seems tame. You turn around to pet another monkey but the first monkey gets

jealous and bites your finger. You…Go home to get a first aid kit

Check the house for a band aid

The door is closed, but you don’t think anyone is in the house. You…

Walk in Knock politely on the door

The Gate is locked. You…Climb over Go home

As you are walking, you look back, wondering if you should go in the house. Since you aren’t paying attention, you fall in a ditch and die.

5 hungry monkeys are sitting in the middle of the room. You…Walk towards them

Go back and see what’s in the room with the sss noise

No one answers, as you suspected. You…Barge in Leave

It’s dark and the light switch isn’t working. You see a match and a candle in the corner, but your mom doesn’t allow you to play with

fire. You…Go against her orders and light a candle

Search blindly in the dark

You see two rooms. In the one on the left, you hear ‘oooooo, eee’ and in the room on the right, you hear

‘sssssss’. You…Go into the room on the left

Go into the room on the right

You see a round box in the middle of the room. You… Leave and go back to the room with the monkeys

Open the box

You took too long to get home! You bleed to death!

You find a band aid and continue to pet the monkeys. They rub their bellies to tell you to get them food. You...

Look in the kitchen for something Get confused and leave

You find a box of cereal and give it to the monkeys. They like you! You realize how great it would be to have a pet monkey and you…

Take them home Come to the conclusion your mom will go crazy and leave them

The monkeys agree to follow you, but you need to tell your mom first. You can’t find your cell phone! You...

Sneak out the back window while the monkeys aren’t looking and go home

Search for your cell phone in the streets

A snake lashes at you. You opened the door and go into the other one. The room has five monkeys sitting there. You...

See if they bite Go home

The monkeys get mad and eat you at night.

The box is full of snakes! One gets out of the box. You...Stand there helplessly Go in the other room

You explain to the monkeys your problem for half an hour and they agree to help you look. They found it in the sewer. You fit in

the sewer but don’t wanna be covered in muck. You...Go in anyways

Sneak away

Ewww, you’re mucky and green with slime… but you found your cell phone and called your mom. She agreed! Good job!

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By the one and only…MEL-ISSA HAY-NES