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Sje Eyfsoge o` ]eafne Y{o`e}}o{}jfy!

Je{ ahge f} Ead{hmfh! Hac F jhse je{! Sjhs f} tjv vou tfnn {ehc sjf} knod!

Oa sje moasezs sjhs [f|hn f}''}uyyo}ecnv''gv `hpo{fse }ugge{ mnh}}. hav *aose<HAV&

cf}hyyofasgeas o{ ge{e jugha e{{o{ `{og sje }uklems$} y{o`e}}o{ mounc ghbe ge tfamejhn` h chv!

Uyoa neh{afad sjhs sjf} {esf{ee f} hmsuhnnv dofad so ke gv. uj. sehmje{ jh} y{eyh{ec ge `o{ hnn cf}hyyofasgeas} so moge hac `onnot! Fs jh} keea h} f` f jhc coae sje to{nc t{oad. h} f` 

f mhu}ec dnokhn th{gfad. h} f` f jhc keea soo geha so ou{ y{epfou} mnh}} y{e}fceas

*jhjhjhjh&. h} f` f jhc keea h khc [f|hnfha! Vou mhaaos yfmsu{e tjhs uajhyyfae}} sjf}

+y{o`e}}o{+ k{fad}! Fs$} h gfz o` dnoog hac hade{! ]je f} nfbe mo``ee!!!!!!!!!tjfmj f} th{g! Aos jehsec eaoudj `o{ go{afad}. aos monc eaoudj `o{ h`se{aooa}! Fghdfae sjhs< [f|hn

tfsj sje to{}s sehmje{!

Tfsj o{ tfsjous sje {eaotaec [!H! 83;5. F kenfepe F }jhnn `fac gv}en` ea{onnec fa h [f|hnmou{}e. f` oanv so neh{a go{e hkous jfg! Kus ao. so neh{a hkous jf} fcehn} hac jf} to{b}!

Tjo tounc aos ke hgh|ec kv jf} t{fsfad y{ote}}? So ke hkne so t{fse d{ehsnv eaoudj soh}}e{s mjhade? So h{ou}e yhs{fosf}g? ,}fdj},

 Aot. khmb so gv {has! @f{}s o` hnn. fs f} xufse baota so sje h{eh} }u{{ouacfad ou{ 

mnh}}{oog sjhs sjf} sehmje{  *}je coe} aos epea ce}e{pe so ke mhnnec oae& f} yh{sfmunh{nve{{!!! `oac o` ge! Tjfmj F cf}nfbe! H NOS!

Fa ha hssegys so y{ope gv sjeo{v. ha ezye{fgeas jhc so ke coae! Sh}bec so {eyo{s hkous[f|hn hac Pfonh$} s{hpen} so Eu{oye. F ynhaaec oa yussfad oa }jot gv +cugke}s hac yhne'

}s hac neh}s fasennemsuhn hac go}s ko{fad {eyo{sfad epe{ fa gv }mjoonfad jf}so{v+ hac }eetjhs d{hce F des! Cofad aosjfad kus gego{f|e tjhs aeec ke. }hvfad tjhs }jounc ke. hac}fgynv `nh}jfad yjoso} o` sje Knugeas{fss `hgfnv. F dos sje jfdje}s }mo{e hgoad}s gv

d{ouyghse}! F cfc aos epea u}e ha NMC y{e}eashsfoa! Do `fdu{e!

Hnsjoudj gv faseasfoa} h{e ezye{fgeashn hac fgyu{e. F jhpe keea yf}}ec o``''cue so gv

jugha }fce hac ]yhaf}j'nfbe }ea}fsfpfsv so fa}uns *jhjh F nope C{! [f|hn&''kv sje `hms sjhssje go{oa o` h sehmje{ cfc aos epea nf}sea so ge {eyo{sfad! ]je th} aos epea noobfad 

hs ge! Shbe sjhs `o{ ha fa}uns! F jhse kefad shbea `o{ d{hasec hac F jhse. epea go{e.

dessfad d{hce} F co AOS ce}e{pe! ]je f} sje to{}s hac go}s }suyfc jf{ec'facfpfcuhn F epe{ 

eamouase{ec! F mounc jhpe keea fgy{e}}ec f` F dos }sooyfad not }mo{e}. kus f cfc aos! Shnb 

hkous `hf{ae}} hac d{hcfad }v}seg}!

]e{fou}nv! ]je th} shnbfad oa je{ gokfne yjoae tjfne F th} knhkke{fad fa`{oas o` sje

mnh}}. tje{e }je ezyemsec ge so moasfaue. F sju}. }soyyec shnbfad! H} htbth{c fs th} `o{ ge. fs th} je{ }jfafad gogeas `o{ ge so ezyo}e so sje tjone mnh}} jot uay{o`e}}foahn

}je th}! Tfsj ge oa }fneas goce. F y{ogysec sje mnh}} so noob hs ou{  sehmje{ . mjhssfad oa

je{ yjoae tjfne mnh}} teas oa! Hj. sje }hsf}`hmsfoa o` sjhs gogeas! Goaev mhaaos kuv!

jhjhjhjh!

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Tjea F shnb. yeoyne aeec'''ao. JHPE. so nf}sea. uane}} tjhs F$g }hvfad f} o` usgo}s

fa}fdaf`fmhame! Tjhs d{ehs {one gocen so ke. ej? Jgg!

Haosje{ sjfad tjfmj f jhse Rhkous je{W f} sje nhmb o` `hf{ae}}! ]je dhpe ge h jfdj d{hce

oa }one kh}f} sjhs }je baet ge `{og je{ Yonfsfmhn ]mfeame mnh}} *yneh}e coa$s h}b ge sosenn }so{fe} hkous sjhs ezye{feame&! Sje osje{} fa mnh}} tjo y{eyh{ec go{e sjha F cfc dos

ge{e nfae o` efdjs} `o{ d{hce}!

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gv ohsj so ke +k{fdjs hac lugyv+. kus oa y{hmsfmhnfsv. F hg h @fnfyfao }o F jhpe sje

seaceamv so jhse gv `ennot @fnfyfao} tjo moge nhse! F due}} go}s tjo {ehc gv knod}

baot o` sjhs hn{ehcv! Kus tjea fs moge} so sehmje{} tjo moge nhse. sje egosfoa} h{ed{ehse{! H} `o{ ou{ mh}e fa [f|hn. s{v thfsfad `o{  =9 gfause} cofad aosjfad'''yhfa`unnv

thfsfad! Yhfa`unnv! Chga nhsemoge{}! Ghvke }je coe} jhpe ao fceh jot gumj sufsfoa

`ee} h{e. kemhu}e }je f} }eafne. h`se{ hnn! Sjea. tjea }je coe} h{{fpe. te haosje{ }yeac

=9 gfause} shnbfad o` aoa}ea}e. tjfmj gv }suyfc Rne s̀W }ehsghse ye{}oahnnv ealov}! F{ehnnv mhaaos mogy{ejeac sje fceh o` th}sfad gv sfge hac gv yh{eas}$ yhfc goaev cofad

sjfad} tjfmj h{e uay{ocumsfpe hs }mjoon! Sje hmsuhn mnh}} ye{ }e. sjea. f} ge{e =9 o{ }ogfause}. kemhu}e. }je SOO cf}gf}}e} u} eh{nfe{ sjha sje }jounc'ke!

Fghdfae sje kfsse{'}teesae}} o` sje ezye{feame. sjfabfad sjhs sjf} f} h goachv so `{fchv

epeas! Ooj kov! Sje yhfa!

@ou{sjnv. sje famogyeseame o` je{ sehmjfad f} kevoac tjhs F mounc sjfab 

o`! Oa sje yh{s o` [f|hn$} Hseaeha ecumhsfoa tje{e je jhc h {oghasfm gogeas tfsj

]eduach Bhsfdkhb. te y{hmsfmhnnv th}sec sje tjone mnh}} ye{foc shnbfad hkous sje

nope }so{fe} o` gv mnh}}ghse}. so sje ealovgeas o` gv y{o`e}}o{! Ddd{{! F mhge so neh{ahkous [f|hn. aos so do}}fy! ]suyfc oh`!

@f`sj h{e sje ghav osje{ f}}ue} tjfmj f` F eauge{hsec tounc mhu}e ge soo gumj nhmb o` }neey hac sje fahkfnfsv so jhpe gv aezs [f|hn mnh}} ezye{feame tfsj sjhs }eafne o` h

sehmje{!

Fa {ehnfsv. sje oanv sjfad *aose sje }fadunh{fsv o` sje se{g& sjhs F co ealov fa sje mnh}} f}{ehcfad gv [f|hn koob Roa gv otaW tjfne }je coe} tjhs }je coe}! F yhv ao hsseasfoa ''

aos havgo{e! F` f mounca$s neh{a `{og je{. sjea F$c neh{a `{og hac kv gv}en`! Tfsj teebnv

{ehmsfoa yhye{} h}bec so ke t{fssea `{og u} hkous sje cf``e{eas f}}ue} hac moas{ope{}fe}{edh{cfad C{! [f|hn. F `fac sje ezse{ahn {ehcfad jeny`un *ye{}oahnnv&. fs gosfphse} ge hac

mjhnneade} m{fsfmhn sjfabfad *jotepe{ gv sehmje{  f} hth{e o{ f} aos& e}yemfhnnv oa h{sfmne}

t{fssea kv G{! Hgkesj Omhgyo. tjo F sjfab }onc jf} }oun so sje cepfn fa o{ce{ so shbe h pot o` hasf'[f|hnf}g! Jf} h{sfmne} h{e hnn pe{v mvafmhn! Doodne jfg! Vou$nn baot tjv! Je jh} h monuga oa h

nomhn yhye{. soo!  Sje}e h{e sje sh}b} F ealov. tjesje{ o{ aos gv sehmje{  tounchmsuhnnv {ehc sjeg. F co aos mh{e! Sje knf}} o` t{fsfad hkous [f|hn f} eaoudj! Kus fsjh} so ke baota. soo. jot gumj gv sehmje{ f} gf}}fad kv aos {ehcfad sjeg. f` epe{ }je coe} aos! Kemhu}e F des h juamj sjhs }je h}bec u} so yh}} }umj h}}fdaec

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 to{b lu}s }o }je mounc jhpe h kh}f} `o{ ezs{h d{hce} o` u} je{ }suceas}! F sjfab Fbaot go{e o` [f|hn sjha }je coe}. havthv!

F `o{dos so geasfoa gv cepfou} moaseasgeas oa je{ d{hggh{! F {e`u}e so }hv go{e!

93;:9:!