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Once Up on a Time there was a g reatdwarf ( We ll actually he was a b it o fa chubby t ummie ) and had j ust le fthis h omelands to se ek th e destin yof h is li fe . He knew fo r shure itwasnt i n the o ld mounta ins o fMirr ikar.

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Chapter 1: Meeti ng theDonkey Af ter alot off ter alot oftravel he fi nal lyravel he fi nal lycame to hi s f irstame to hi s f irstvillage named:illage named:Dur kamman.ur kamman.Act ual ly thatct ual ly thatmeans in a wierdeans in a wierdlanguage D onkeyanguage D onkey

Vi llage. He wasi llage. He waswal ki ng t rue theal ki ng t rue thevillage when heillage when hecame by a t alki name by a t alki ndonkey .onkey .

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Well. said the donkey.Aren t w e gonna sayhello? The dwarf w asstunne d. A talkingdonkey he had neverseen t hat before . Th edwarf said: Wel l donke ything I never seen atalking donkey bef ore.The donkey laughed athim and said: Lookaround! Now u have! Outall cor ners ther e cam edonkeys. And t hey alllooked t he s ame. Aminut e af ter t hat t heydissapered. O nly the firstdonkey stayed: Well fathuman why you ar eher e? T he dw ar f didn tliked what t he donkeyjust said but ans weredhim corr ectly. I m no t afat human but adwarf .And i m lookingfor a place to stay

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Chapter 2: Leavi ngDonkey Vi ll age.After a wile . Thedwarf a nd thedonkey ar rived inthe p alac e ofDonkey Vill agebecause t he donkeyhe h ad me t was t heking of Do nkeyVil lage . Af ter a fewhours of t alking t hedwarf r ealiz ed thatthe d onkey was no thappy wit h thevil lage an d wantedto leave . So h easked : Why do nt Ucome wit h me? Wecou ld sne ak aw ayat nigh t. Thedonkey th ought it

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n so ey snea e ouof the pal ace at ni ght.But in donkey v il lage thesun was a lways up. Sothe y ha d to di squi se

thei rsel fs.

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Chapter 3: Hi ll s ofDarknessAfter some days of walkingthey came to a creepyplace called: T he hills ofDarknes s. The dwarf knewtheir was a lord liv ing here,called: Lord Merranu. H ewas famous o f his fabulouscountry . Know one pas sedhis hills of darkness bef oredoing a tes t. The te st washard and the dwarf and thedonkey had to f ind a wayto pas s it. A c lever waythey didn t knew the testyet but they h ad to preparethems elve s. A w eird placehere lad. U really thin k thisis a good idea? sai d thedwarf . T he donkey re pliedhars h: Of cours e! Why weshouldn t how though canthat s cumback be? And s otheir trav el we nt f urther inthe deep dark woods.

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Chapter 4: Defeating Onyxia.Fin ally th ey came to theth ro ne of lo rd Mer an nu . H e satin a big t hr one f illed wi th ic e.And h e s poke to t he dwa rf a nddonke y: U ha ve g uts to co mehere . I thin k U alre ady kno wwha t s go in g to ha ppe n n ow. Uar e g on na ta ke a t est. A te stth at is rou gh b ut at v ic to ry willbe re war de d t ha t y ou can p as sth ese wo ods. T he d onk eyste pp ed f orwa rd an d a sked :Y o, mis ter r u hh Mir an nu ca ntya g iv e u s an e as y testykn ow ? F ool! The lordanswe re d, no w pr epar e f oryou r t est ob jec tiv e! You mustde feat On yxia the d ra go n o ffire ! Its deffent ly no t an e asyte st! Wh en th e d war f an d thedonke y walk ed i nto ro ughvulc ano s to de feat o nyxia th edwa rf said: Yo u re re allydamn s tu pid ain t you? Thedonke y looke d a t h is face andasked.. Umm , le t me th inkabout tha t f or a min wh il l y aple ase? The dwa rf was a ng rybut c er ta inly wa nt ed to winth is te st. Wh en th ey c ame toOnyxia th ey wh er e b othsca re d. And On yxia gr ummed

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Chapter 5: Passage to Wonderland