The Carrot

By:Eru/Sesshomaru

Be afraid.

“Here Mr. President, your meal is ready,” the chef announced. “Please ,my name is George Clooney, just call me George!” The President said back. “ A carrot? Just give it to Mr. Wiggles,” George exclaimed. The chef gave Mr. Wiggles the carrot, then left them alone with the carrot.

“This just in, the president was found dead in his office. Investigators came in and saw a carrot on the table, when they turned around, the carrot was gone,” Christian said looking into the camera with a confident tone.”Wow!” Bob exclaimed. “The chef did not poison him, they used a lie detector, and he was telling the truth,” Christian replied. “ In other words, all officials are stumped, the carrot had something to do with it, and they have a feeling the murderer will strike again,” Bob explained. “ Stay tuned for Patrick with sports.

“ Hey Justin, you like carrots don’t you?” His friend questioned as he walked in the room. Justin looked up and studied the carrot his friend was holding. “ Well, not that one, it kinda has an evil look,” Justin replied,“ just give it to Brownie” His friend gave the carrot to the rabbit, and left. Then as if Justin was going crazy, he saw the carrot stand up.

“Next, I hope your kids aren’t watching, teen hit sensation, Justin Bieber was found dead. Same as President George, even the carrot,” Christian announced, this time her confident tone wasn’t so confident. She was scared, her daughter Alyssa was four years old and was probably at home playing with Toffee, their pet rabbit. Oh no! What if the carrot was off killing rabbit owners! What!? She thought. That’s crazy, but her thought quickly shook off as Bob started talking. “ Wow! You think it’ll happen again?” “Well,” Christian hesitated, she didn’t want to worry their viewers, “ I hope not” It’s about time, Christian thought. “ Stay tuned for Patrick with sports”

When Christian got home she was relieved to find Alyssa safely playing with Toffee. Christian went to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, grabbed a bag and threw it away. She had a very scary itch that her first guess was right. Alyssa skipped into the kitchen and looked at Christian. Ugh! Ma’s daydreaming again! She looked into the trash can and saw carrots.

“So…who killed who?” The carrot demanded looking into the dark. “ I got the President!” yelled a carrot who stepped out of the dark. “Dude nice one!” Another carrot shouted, while giving the other carrot a high-five. “ Who’d you get?” The leader carrot questioned.”I got Justin Bieber!” the carrot replied, then the two lower ranked carrots high-fived again.” What’s our motto?” The leader exclaimed. “ Rabbit owners better run, ‘cause these carrots kill without a gun!”

“ After hosting the 2010 Kids Choice Awards, Kevin James, or ‘ Paul Blart Mall Cop was found dead,” Christian announced, she had finally managed to get her confident tone back. “ I heard when they got to his house, his pet rabbit, Spunky, was found screaming in his cage!” Bob exclaimed. Then Bob started sniffling. “ Bob, are you crying!?” Christian asked in amazement. “ Sorry, but I loved that guy, he was a legend!”Bob replied. “Stay tuned for Patrick with sports, sniff”

“What technique have you two been using?” The leader carrot demanded. The two carrots stepped up and answered. “We stick rat poisoning in their mouths as they scream in horror!” One carrot replied with a touch of drama. “ Good, just make sure you don’t get caught, now what’s our motto?” “Rabbit owners better run ‘cause these carrots kill without a gun!”

A Month Later

“ People PLEASE! Lock your doors, close your windows, don’t eat carrots, be careful!” Bob screamed into the camera. “ What Bob means is , ”Christian started,” Be careful, over the past month Justin Timberlake ,Justin Bieber, Corbin Bleu ,President George ,Miley Cyrus ,The Jonas Brothers , The Twilight Crew( except Ashley Green) ,Johnny Depp ,Ms.America ,Britney Spears ,Katy Perry, Perry The Platypus ,Zac Efron ,Ashley Tisdale ,Vanessa Hudgens ,Brenda Song, The ICarly gang ,Dylan and Cole Sprouse ,Bill Nye(the science guy) , Micheal Jackson( he was in hiding, not actually dead) ,Sandra Bullock ,Pink ,and Kevin James have all been murdered” “Also it’s an international crisis, Barney dead, while preschoolers cry in the streets, and Elmo destroyed with third, fourth , fifth and all of the above cheering instead of going to school!” Bob exclaimed. “Stay tuned for Patrick with sports”

Now Christian was panicked. If her first guess was correct, she had a plan. If it wasn’t, ooh no!

“Hey Bob!” Christian said deliberately before they went off,” do you have a pet?” “ Why yes I do, a dog,” Bob replied. Why is Christian off topic? He thought. “ Well I have a rabbit, I love her so much, in fact, when we leave, I’m going to buy her some carrots!” Christian exclaimed. “Well be careful,” Bob cautioned,” All the people who have been murdered all had rabbits and there was a carrot” “ Oh, I’ll be careful,” Christian reassured. Okay faze one complete, she thought. “Stay tuned for Patrick with sports”

When Christian got home, she put the carrots on the counter then dropped Alyssa off at a friends house. Safety precaution check, she thought. Next she got the camera out, sat it on top of the berua, put it on video, and waited. It wasn’t long before she heard a bag open, to be precise a carrot bag opened.

She looked at the door and saw a carrot then another, then one the size of a twelve year old. The palm that held the remote was getting sweaty. Her heart was beating so fast, she was sure the carrots could her it. Then in the blink of an eye, they lunged.

Press the button! Half of her screamed. No! Yelled the other half, You’re just hallucinating. She squeezed her eyes shut, then everything was calm, except for some rattling noise that sounded like a racoon in a trash bin. She didn’t dare open her eyes. Wait a minute, am I dead or did I press the button?

She opened her eyes and saw two carrots in the net. The big carrot was trying to get the other two out, but once he saw Christian open her eyes, he turned on his heels and ran. She calmly picked up the two carrots, started a fire and burned them. Faze burn one complete. When the carrots were nothing but ash she wrapped them up in tin foil and buried them in her backyard. The next day she gave the video to her news station so the U.S. would now they’re safe. For the next month she spent her time on different shows being interviewed, on what and how she killed the carrots. She was convinced she was a hero, until…

That night in bed, she remembered the big carrot. He was not in the video, he was smart enough to avoid it. Well it’s just a carrot, she thought, what harm could it do?

The End, or is it?

Dedication Page

I dedicate this story toScuigi. and my stepmother(haven’t come up with her online name), they both helped come up with ideas for ‘The Carrot’. And for the record I do not know who George Clooney is.

About Me!My name is Eru/Sesshomaru and I love bunnies, hey look! A bunny! I hate carrots, though. I can do the splits! I have a couple pets;Iberta,my little stepsis,Baka,my little brother, Pumpkin, our stray cat, and our sea monkeys living in a plastic box. I didn’t know they were real until Christmas when Ireland got them. Well, bye, oh wait! Watch out for carrots! This story might not be fictional.

Oh quit stalling! I’ve heard enough of your bunnies and sea monkies! Hello kitties! Christian was wrong! I may be just one carrot, but Christian said I was the size of a twelve year old, how do you know I’m not one!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beware of carrot!