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Tales of the
Angler Wranglers
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The Angler Wranglers are an elite security force committed to seeking out and thwarting the effects of hostile life forms, both known and potential, in San Francisco
Bay. The laughing virus and the dreaded Angler Fish bear the dubious distinction of being the primary nemeses of the Angler Wranglers. To be considered for this
mission, all crew members were required, at a minimum, to be masters (and mistresses) of disguise and nonverbal communication and possess some form of ESP -- skills
which they perfected as students at Wrangler University, under the tutelage of the Head Wrangler. In addition, each contributes additional, unique skills to every
mission. At Wrangler Academy, the feeder prep school for Wrangler University, students train on small-scale equipment and develop their unique talents, dreaming of
the day they will graduate to Wrangler University and qualify for a real mission as elite Wranglers battling the forces of aquatic evil on full-size mighty airships and boats
such as the imposing Cetacea.Transgenic Xenobiotic fish identified in the USA: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/24/testicle-fish-new-
jersey_n_3984181.html
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Crew Member Aimee. Completed with distinction her Wrangler U. courses in
nonverbal communication and acting skills. Received commendations for her varied
smile repertoire (innocent; skeptical; diffident), thus earning her a coveted spot in the
rigorous anti-laughing-virus advanced training program where she exhibited
exceptional skill at being able to frown at will. Her ability to use her ingénue
Amish/Prairie persona to fake injury and gain sympathy secured her placement on
this, her first mission. In Wrangler tradition, her crewmates assigned Amish Aimee a
nickname: “AA.”
Crew member Daneen. Highly respected for her calm demeanor and ability to
channel Nautilus via the feminine avatar, NaughtyLass. Prone to singing the Siren
Song whenever the impulse strikes, and seen here accompanying herself on a
weaponized musical instrument of her own making, the NepTune, used to
surreptitiously summon Nephilim via coded tones and detect/analyze
unknown sounds. With minor adjustments known only to the NaughtyLass,
the NepTune can also be instantly converted to a karaoke-based instrument
of audio torture, trapping its targets at various points along the audio spectrum.
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Crew member Erin. Nonverbal Communications Officer and Airship Captain.
Accomplished disguise artist. Adept practitioner of nonverbal hand signals.
Communications sub-specialties include transcendental transmissions, telekinesis,
and telepathic messaging. Combat specialty is rapid and accurate firing of
weapons from the missile bays disguised in the hips of her uniform. Graduated with
honors from Wrangler University and holds a certificate of distinction in gymnastic
semaphore from Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Crew Member Gigi. Communications Officer highly skilled in the design, use and
maintenance of multiple communication and danger-detection devices of the non-
telepathic variety. Recipient of special recognition citation from Head Wrangler for
her clever camouflage of communications equipment in the embossed designs of her
pantyhose and the openwork lace design of her blouse. Solid track record and
demonstrated expertise in support and defense of Wranglers against the laughing
virus, unidentified objects and life forms, and enemy undercover agents in various
embodiments. Shares responsibility with crew member John for oversight of
undercover security agents Buttinsky, Goldie, Segwayfarers, and Passerby.
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Crew Member John. Expertise in stealth maneuvers, nonverbal kung fu, and
inscrutability. Admired for his ability to keep a low profile in emergent situations.
Procurement officer responsible for provisioning weaponized comestibles,
transport vehicles and quality control of undercover security.
Crew Member Wendy. Crew’s Muse. Accomplished alchemist and crew
naturopath. Trains others in proper administration of the vegan blessing.
Responsible for assessing appropriate elixirs to be administered for superpower
maintenance and antidotes. Also responsible for maintaining the time portal,
resulting in a fluid perception of time and occasional confusion regarding
mission departure time. Harbors a strong preference for mission reportage
that is unvarnished, unlike the Cetacea trim which she graces in this photo.
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Head Wrangler/Captain – Distinguished veteran of prior
engagements with the laughing virus and emasculating female Angler
fish. Wrangler University mentor to all crew members. Trusted and
respected by crew despite a known liquid-control disorder, which he
seeks to overcome and dispel through successful pours of bubbling
elixir for the crew on each mission. Fully outfitted with specialized
underwater diving helmet, sword, gloves, boots, chaps and
appropriate protective gear of his own design, manufactured in a
secret location by General Overt Nautical Aquatic Defense.
Even his crew does not know the full capabilities and powers
of his vestments and tools.
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Captain/Head Wrangler provides a visual reminder of the Angler nemesis before
leading the crew in the inspirational WAM pep chant (the Wrangler! the Angler!
the Mission!) that commences each mission.
Captain continues the WAM briefing with more visual aids.
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During the Captain's briefing, newbie “AA” (Amish Aimee) tries to disguise her
skepticism with a half-hearted smile, one of many from her repertoire.
.
Gigi senses Aimee’s wariness and models a cool and confident affect while also
making sure the embedded communicators in her pantyhose and lace blouse
are in the optimal position for transmitting and receiving data.
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Captain encourages crew to refresh their knowledge of the Angler’s habits
and behaviors. Daneen assumes pedagogic yoga position for this purpose.
Captain adds that he is well aware that Wrangler Academy sophomores
have currently been pranking the freshmen by deleting the scholastic Angler
information resource at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglerfish from the
freshman course syllabus and instead substituting the light-hearted parody at
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler. He soberly reminds the crew of the
potential consequences of misidentification of hostile life forms.
Unaware of the embarrassingly ironic hand gestures and placement of his
illustrative poster about the female Angler’s emasculating dissolution of
the male Angler’s gonads during mating, the Captain
begins to share the details of the mission’s goal.
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The doubts of Amish Aimee (AA) persist; but Daneen coolly and confidently
commits to memory the Captain’s unfolding plan.
Captain’s unfolding plan. The crew will head to Angel Island for a top secret
meeting, during which further information will be revealed. Daneen
sees room for improvement in this approach, but says nothing.
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Having recently read Sheryl Sandberg’s book, “Lean In,” ambitious and eager-to-
please new recruit Aimee learns of her key role in the day’s mission. Her
assignment: cause a distraction to allow the crew to proceed unimpeded to the
meeting location. Method: fake an ankle injury.
A confident Daneen listens attentively as the Captain advises
there is “No room for even thiiiis much error.” .
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“Coming up empty-handed is not an option on this mission.”
Sensing he may have come on too strong and scared some of the newbies,
the Captain attempts to ease the tension with a classic ice-breaker: “Who
wants to pull my finger?” The crew relaxes and begins to prepare for
arrival at their destination: Angel Island.
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Procurement Officer John checks supplies of bubbly elixir, while
Gigi examines air-brushed chocolate vaccine
Meanwhile, Airship Captain and Nonverbal Communications Officer
Erin begins some warm-up ESP drills.
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Erin’s jazz hands indicate her semi-transcendental state has detected the
Captain’s suppressed anxiety that his liquid-control disorder might
affect his leadership command on this mission. She subtly and deftly
arranges a confidence-building exercise for him.
Captain practices accessing bubbly elixir while Nonverbal Communications Officer
Erin sends telepathic messages of encouragement and affirmation.
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Having successfully dispensed the bubbly elixir with nary a spilled drop, a much
relieved and gratified captain conducts a quality-control check with the crew.
Meanwhile, Communications Officer Gigi performs a quality-control
check on her vestment communications equipment and adjusts the
transponder embedded in her chapeau. She thinks she may be getting
a reading of unusual activity on Angel Island.
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John, too, senses the need to move to Alert Mode and so signals
his assessment nonverbally to Gigi
Acting immediately upon John’s information, Gigi assumes her duties as
Communications Officer and receives telepathic permission from
John to issue an order for Special Agents Goldie, Passerby,
Buttinsky and Segwayfarers to be on standby at the Island.
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Daneen also prepares for imminent arrival at Angel Island by warming up
her Siren Song to unlock the NepTune….just in case
Having arrived at the Island in a state of high alert, the Captain immediately
surveys the situation from the dock, while telepathic Erin realizes the crew
needs to be relaxed in order to deliver peak performance.
Accordingly, she playfully suggests a round of Dunk the Captain.
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Daneen is amused by Erin's suggestion.
While waiting for the rest of the crew to join them for the trek to the meeting
site, Aimee informs Gigi she wants to earn her Angler Leaping Badge
during this mission. As a senior crew member, Gigi agrees to administer
the test. Amish Aimee, the newbie, must leap from the chair to the wagon,
using only her mental powers to propel her. She is allowed 42 attempts.
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Sadly, Aimee failed the test. 42 times. Distraught that she fell off the wagon, AA
is consoled with a refreshment thrust into her hand. On the bright side, since her
numerous attempts resulted in a twisted ankle, she successfully fulfilled her
assignment, creating a distraction that allowed the crew to slip unnoticed onto land.
With the crew now fully disembarked and assembled for the meeting, the Captain
congratulates newbie Aimee on the successful fulfillment of her assignment to fake
an ankle injury, unaware that she is actually injured. Her comrades smile knowingly
and say nothing. They agree to proceed with all due haste to the meeting site.
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En route to the meeting site, some crew members exhibit symptoms
of the insidious laughing virus.
Erin and Aimee try to shake off any potential attack of the laughing virus.
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Back on the wagon with her beer, AA lies low to avoid attracting attention and
hopes the laughing virus will dissipate in a supine body.
Drawing on her smile repertoire, Aimee uses one of her upside-down models
to fully banish the laughing virus as she and Erin arrive at the meeting site.
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The defense perimeter is activated with the placing of the chalice, and the
secret meeting is called to order. The trained crew automatically
checks defense tools and equipment.
As the Captain continues to dispense the bubbly elixir
without spillage, Erin offers encouragement
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Daneen and Gigi feel they, too, should complement the captain’s
pouring performance, but are more reserved in their affirmations.
The crew begins its stealthy return to the boat to change into mission
gear and commence their patrol. In hushed tones they discuss how to
slip by the authorities, who have been spied unexpectedly
enforcing the mandatory straw-hat dress code on the Island.
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Confident in their straw hats, Gigi, Erin, and Aimee move briskly in the direction of
the dock, providing cover for John and the Captain following behind in their
baseball caps.
Lacking the benefit of hindsight, John, Daneen and the Captain are unaware that a
member of the Angel Island Straw-Hat-Dress-Code-Enforcement patrol is tailing
them. The Island’s enforcement officer alerts the dock authorities by opening her
sweater and telegraphing her surveillance findings via t-shirt messaging and a wireless
uplink on the side of her sunglasses. Unaware of what’s transpiring behind him, John
wonders why some of his undercover agents are suddenly filing into formation ahead.
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Having telepathically intercepted the enforcement patrol officer’s t-shirt message
to the dock authorities, Communications Officer Gigi used her vanguard position
to advantage to summon emergency back-up from undercover agents
Segwayfarers, thus providing a distracting and camouflaged barrier between
her and her three trailing crew members lacking straw hats
Just outside the perimeter of the dock authorities, the Wrangler
crew reconnoiters the situation and discusses possible tactics for
slipping unnoticed off the Island and back to the Cetacea.
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One for all, all for one. Aimee, Gigi and Erin assure Daneen they will scale this
latest hurdle together, despite the fact Daneen is wearing no hat whatsoever.
Maintaining a low profile and calm assurance to allay frayed nerves of the crew,
John checks in with undercover agents Buttinsky and Passerby, stationed behind
the lavatories.
Observing that the stress levels of the crew are making them vulnerable
to the laughing virus, John decides to get the Captain before the
crew attempts its subterfuge against the dock authorities.
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Spotted from the shadows! But the straw-hatted Wranglers act as if nothing is
amiss and ignore the Ranger to their left.”
Ranger Woodie intercepts the wagon and informs the crew they cannot
access the dock until they meet the Angel Island dress code: every Island
visitor must wear a straw hat or else prove they've brought one. As
a precautionary measure against a percolating conflict, Gigi uses
her PICYA nose communicator to order Agent Buttinsky on stand-by.
*PICYA: Pacific Inter-Club Yacht Association
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Ranger Woodie explains, “If it were up to me, you could wear whatever you want on
your head. Or not. But my job is to enforce the rules.” Behind him, his fellow
rangers realize that they’ve forgotten their straw hats, and the ambitious Woodie
likely will report them for a dress-code infraction.
.
Tuning in to the distress of the bare-headed rangers, Gigi sends them telepathic,
nonverbal messages of support and encouragement. In return, one of the rangers
shares nonverbally her opinion that she thinks Woodie is a butthead. And that
reminds Aimee that Agent Buttinsky hasn’t shown up yet.
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Seeking to de-fuse the escalating situation and allow Agent Passerby to
approach as Ranger Woodie shows off his trigger finger, Gigi flirtatiously asks,
“Ranger Woodward, is that a pistol in your pocket? Is that why you’re called
Woodie?”
Continuing the ego-boost ruse, she coquettishly points out that a Ranger
is only two letters away from being a Wrangler
.
Agent Passerby, disguised as a mildly interested Angel Island tourist on
his way to the garbage can, delivers a weaponized comestible in the form of
a used ice cream wrapper. Despite the confounding absence of Agent
Buttinsky as back-up, Gigi continues her distracting flirtation to
provide an escape opportunity for the at-risk crew.
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Relieved to be back at the ship and ready for patrol, the crew checks its
equipment and cranks up its telepathy receptors
Though the crew appears relaxed and ready, the Head Wrangler
suspects that trouble has already arrived somewhere beneath them.
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The crew assumes the motionless surveillance stance and fully engages its
telepathic receptors
Time for action! Everyone to their posts!
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Wendy is the first to spy unidentified waterfowl on the periphery and alerts
the crew
Almost simultaneously, ghostly underwater figures appear near the dock.
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.
One of the ghostly underwater figures pierces the water’s surface with
what appears to be a communication apparatus of some sort.
At the same time, in an alarming coincidence, the unidentified water fowl break
formation and head for the dock. The crew suspects an imminent attack by the
Angler fish and/or the laughing virus and begins defensive maneuvers.
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Before the crew can act, the second life form moves into position with
its apparent companion, as the first one transmits a data array from its
blow-hole to a nearby wooden communication tower.
Undercover agent Goldie is dispatched for surveillance.
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While awaiting Goldie’s report, and wishing to avoid an interspecies
incident, the crew desperately checks its various devices to determine if,
as they suspect, the unidentified life forms are the friendly
Humpasaurs, and whether the waterfowl are friend or foe.
A positive ID is made. The unidentified life forms are Agent Buttinsky and his
trainee, Golden Buttincup! Agent Buttinsky tells the crew the order he received
was for Butt-In-Sky –- the eponymously named classic warning maneuver he
invented while at Wrangler Academy -- so that’s what he executed, even though
that’s not his current specialty. And the waterfowl were back-up resources, as they
are expert Butt-In-Sky divers for aquatic assignments. Realizing that they narrowly
avoided a “friendly fire” incident, the crew is appalled at the miscommunication that
has taken place. But veterans Buttinsky and Golden Buttincup take it in stride
with good humor and Buttinsky clasps his hands in the Namaste sign-off signal. .
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De-compressing after the false alarm, and feeling in need of some therapeutic
bubbly elixir, Gigi contemplates the close call they just avoided, and mulls over her
contributions to the Lessons Learned meeting that is sure to follow.
In contrast, Erin attempts to lighten the mood in her formal mermaid disguise.
“Awww, c’mon…it wasn’t THAT bad. What, me worry? Time for bubbly elixir!”
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Sensitive and customarily composed Daneen, more rattled than the rest
of the crew, basks in the comfort to be derived from a railing hug.
Smug and bemused, muse Wendy’s primary emotion is relief that the time
portal did not need to be activated during the unfortunate incident.
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In a continued attempt to elevate the crew’s mood and put a positive
spin on the day's events, Erin uses her gymnastic semaphore talents
to convince them that they actually kicked butt.
Impressionable Aimee agrees with Erin, and adopts a stance
advocating “We had a leg up for most of it!
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Not wanting to buck the esprit de corp, Gigi assents to the prevailing mood and
salutes her team for a job well done.
John adds his stoic kung fu victory salute, and suggests the
crew pose for a memorial mission photo.
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A proud and triumphant crew of Wranglers regains its confidence.
Cruising by during a class exercise in one of the school’s mini training boats, a
gaggle of Wrangler Academy underclassmen gawks admiringly at
the Wrangler elite team – each a star without peer, on the pier.
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On the return trip home, Erin, Daneen and Wendy – unaware that they are
smiling broadly – agree that the mission sure was a lot of fun.
Continuing the playful and lighthearted mood on the return trip, Erin shows off her
psycho kinesis skills on an unsuspecting Aimee by levitating Aimee's braids.
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At their final docking, the Angler Crew poses for its official mission album photograph, proud of its accomplishments and secure in the knowledge that another successful
patrol has kept at bay in the Bay the Angler fish and laughing virus, despite their multitudinous embodiments. But wait….what is that glowing form stuck to the metal frame
between John and the Head Wrangler??? Stay tuned.
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