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I got off the subway and walked a block to time square where it was all BRIGHT

LIGHTS ADVERTISEMENTS AND CRAZY SHIT GOING ON WALLS AND STUFFBRO. It had pretty loud colors and ads. I then wandered the streets in search of arelatively interesting giant store. I walked into Toys R' Us. Twas pretty interesting. They

have a giant Ferris Wheel inside and umm... a bad selection of music. Also a pretty bigPokemon Kiosk. It was big. I was hoping to find RENT monopoly, but their Monopolysection was kinda small.

Then I went in search of your birthday gifts. I shall keep the location of all the giftgetting a secret, because I dont want to give away yours. After spending an hour orsomething wandering for gifts. I decided to head back. I looked at the map and I only hadone ticket. I couldnt transfer or anything so I had to go to 14th street and I was on 43rd.So I started walking. On the way back I walked into gamestop and Barnes and Nobles tolook around a bit. Then I got to the subway and headed on my way back.

When I got home, I helped my cousin and drew a bit. I DREW SOMETHINGRELLY EPIC, but I dont know if you will be able to see it, because my aunt's got notscanner. So ehhh........ blah.

I will slowly get used to the time change here. Slowly. It takes a while, usually aweek. So dont worry, just have patience for me.

And no I am not coming back to Petaluma with the biggest pecks you've everseen. Me and Tiff already talked about if I did this and it would just be awkward foreveryone.

Have fun human peddling. :D

Yo bro,~William

( He got Ciara a Decemberists documentary biography, Rosella the Original castsoundtrack to Les Miserables)

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Summer Correspondence Day 3 6/11/09Wow I’m dying today. There’s way too much shit like email and facebook attacking me,

in addition to actual important matters.Well, today I actually went street peddling! YEPBut lets not get ahead of ourselves

Got up, played Rune Factory, watched a little bit of Transformers.But then we went and did stuff. I gave Caitlyn her prom pictures finally. But then aftergetting JC forms from the high school, FINALLY IT WAS PEDDLING TIME. So I went infront of Powell’s for a while, but then the wind blew away everything. I think I lost a dollar ortwo. But two nice kids helped me out. What nice children. Then I moved into a crook next to themovie theater. Like 20 feet over from where I was. Whatever. Do whatcha need to. So then Iplayed along time and got tired, and sucked a little at some songs, but I made $9. ACCORDIONMALFUNCTIONS CAUSED ME TO GET PISSED OFF AND LEAVE. So I read incopperfields for a while then called my momma.

Then I had to go to Teribithea, and I watched Spirited Away. AWESOME. And a bit of Toy Story. Funny now that I’m older. And I died in Rune Factory when I tried to go play.

Sunuva bitch this’ll be the third time I repeat that damned day.Wow it’s hot in here at 10:23 PM and I’m sweating a little bit. I bet it’s just the computerheating up the room.

So now on my list are Rosella’s bday party, Swing dancing tomorrow (wow it’s been aweek) and Frankledesh Anthem

Jeez I’m a tired fool. I’m taking off my pants. That’ll help. Cuz it’s my natural habitat.Actually once I take off my socks it’s much nicer.

Well, that’s my day.YOU’D BETTER START WRITING FIRST, IT MAKES MORE SENSE IN THE

TIMEZONE DIFFERENTIAL!

-GeorgeOk, lets see...I woke up around 7:00 new york time, but fell back asleep.When I woke up again I looked at the clock and it said 11:20 (that clock is two hours fast, so

I thought, naturally, it was 9:20), so I went downstairs and grabbed a bowl for cereal andlooked at the stove and freaked out. It said 11:20. Now it may seem weird to you, but thatclock is right. I didnt think they fixed the clock, so I ran upstairs to check the clock upthere and it said 1:20. Since I wasted much time sleeping, I decided not to wander the cityand just relax to do my own thing.

I mostly just sat and did some more of my drawings.I played some music while I made Quesedillas in the oven toster, because I didnt knowwhere my aunt put the skillets. Apparently she keeps them in the broiler. I found thatkinda odd. They were the crappiest quesedillas I've ever made.But they were goodnonetheless.

Some strangers came by and dropped off my cousin's new bed around 3:00. Then my auntand I tried to set it up before david (my little cousin) came home at 5:30.

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It twas a success.

He came home in surprise that it came a day early. Then I helped him do his homework.

My grandparents came and we had chili. And we chilled out in the living room watchingsome boring wedding video.

Thats pretty much my day today. I found out that I left my vest in Petaluma... but that isnt asbad as leaving my dress shoes there as well. I wont tell my mom about it. She'll be upsetto hear that my grandma is going to buy me a new vest and new dress shoes. I hope shedoesnt find out.

Now on to you. You, George. You Will tell me about your day.

Your homeskilletbiscuit,

WilliamSHORT RESPONSEsince I already sent you my summer correspondence.

I'll skip the street peddling part since we talked a lot about it already. But it is nice to knowtwo young fellows assisted you :D

Anyway, you play a lot of Rune factory now. I tried finding it in the game store the otherday, but I couldnt see it. Thats why I got Suikoden Tierkreis. Its an interesting game. ALOT more talking than I expected, but its not bad. I got used to the main characted'sspeed talking. I like the fact that there are TONS of anime sequences in the game.

You seem to have a lot of fun in Teribithia. Spirited Away is something I would want to dothere. Its a drug for me. Kinda like SECO.

I'm really glad you guys are going swing dancing a lot more often. It warms my heart. Itreally does. You better show me yo anthem when you are done foo and tell Rosella I haveher birthday gift. But dont say what it is if you somehow remember.

Umm... It raining pretty hard over here. I can hear it over my headphones. And there isthunder. God, its not that hot. I think I'll take off my pants. Because, you know...

My socks are already off, but my feet is sweating. Hopefully taking off my shirt as well willfix that.

PHS NO

~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 4 6/12/09OK, so I'm going to start this time XD

Today... I woke up relatively early around 8:00 and played Sonic and the Secret rings till mygrandma came down. When she did I hooked up my MP3 player to the speakers and

showed her some of the bands I listen to. I explained the stuff with the Decemberists andshe said that the music is deceptive. She enjoyed them, but wasnt sure about the messagesin the songs. I showed her Man Man as well.

After that we got ready and left for the Brooklyn museum. It was pretty cool. We started atthe top floor.

On the top floor was a variety of art. Mostly paintings, but has some statues. It was a mix of classical stuff and modern stuff. It was interesting. There was an exhibit on this guy nameCabrillo. He was cool. Unknown, but cool.

We went down to the fourth floor to see the Feminists exhibit, which was actually REALLY

AWESOME. These women made some really cool videos and stuff, but my grandparentsquestioned the how it was art. And in the center was this giant triangular table with adinner setting for many famous women. Each women had their own plate design mostlyconsisting of some wier design that looks like a vagina. It was interesting to see one forEmily Dickinson. Hers was really frilly and stuff. But it was cool. One video I saw wasreally hilarious though. It consisted of two women giving weird new info. Like, onewoman was sitting on a toilet next to a bath tub saying, "live from an anonymousbathroom, I'm going to go in and investigate what its like if I submerge myself in the tubof water." etc. It was amusing. Apparently she was pregnant and the newscast's sloganwas "Pregnant with information"

The next exhibit we saw was ok, nothing that great. Just art from Asia, which was artifactsand such. I never find those that interesting.

After that we left and went to pick up my aunt to go eat lunch and the world's coolestsupermarket. Like, seriously. Its awesome. Its stocked with everything you need, foodwise, from wall to wall. Its amazing. I took a few pictures, but then they kept saying, "nopictures". I dont know why, its ridiculous, but oh well. I then got a hot dog from theirkitchen, but the service was terrible. I waited in line for, I think, 20 minutes or something.And there was only 4 people in front of me the whole time.

We ate and then umm... went to pick up my cousin at school. Then the rest is really kindairrelevant. I took a nap and such.

Right now my family is watching a Hockey game. We were supposed to watch spirited away,but only my aunt and I really want to watch it.

Now, you must REPLY, and no shit with the sending me your summer correspondence assoon as I finish mine.

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Your secretly separated at birth brother,William http://www.supernovatube.com/divx.php?viewkey=165cb92d5aa3d9e7d843

http://www.supernovatube.com/divx.php?viewkey=e8e940e608d92c174d5aThose two links are to Nick and Norah's infinite playlist. It's just straight DIVX, you

don't need to download the stupid little shit thingie that it says you should.

So wow, today was pretty cool. (I'm gonna write my stuff before I read yours or I'll losemy creative stream. And I'll forget everything) I woke up and kicked Phil off thecomputer, and then got some stuff done. Cleared some dates in the future. Then Tiffanycalls up and tells me that people are downtown. So then, I'm really excited, but I was inthe process of looking at the Korg DS-10But guess what!I USED AMAZON FOR THE FIRST TIMEAND MY CHECKING ACCOUNTSo, I signed up to Amazon and made my purchase of a new Korg Ds-10!!!! I WAS SO

EXCITED I BROKE THROUGH TWO BARRIERS AT ONCEso yea, then I went and hung out. It was me, Ciara, Tiff, Aaron, and Mark, and Shleeand we had a good time just hanging out sittin around Walnut Park and Ciara gave me a half-daisy necklace =)and we talked about Adventures in Babysitting, and the Parent Trap, and Nick andNorah's Infinite playlistand Hugh Laury and John Hughes (most of this was with Ciara)and did you know that Bert is a banana, and Ernie is an orange, and they were namedafter the cab driver and cop in It's a Wonderful Life?Then we went around, and we went to Penry Park, in chich we hung out on the cannons,then made a hippy thingie on the hill. I am very happy for Ciara, she is not afraid of stuff

anymore. She sorta laid down on my face without realizing it. XDyea but shlee's leg is a comfy pillow.and so then everybody else leftand I went and found out where the Chamber of Commerce is so that I can apply for awork permitcuz I live right next to Comcast!but yea whateverThen I watched Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, which is BRILLIANT, totally cute andgot my heart beat up a few bpmNow I think I'll work more on the Frankledesh Anthem--

Ew was the sonic game okay? I hate new sonic games. I've always hated sonic. It's funsometimes but it generally pisses me off. That's funny that you can show your grandmayour bands =D.Lol feminist wow how strange. Like a vagina! (KYLE CEASE!)Oh fuck we're brothers. That's weird, but totally predictable. You know how I hated youwhen I first met you? Yep, that's the sign of a brother. But you're alot less annoying, thuswhy I'm okay with you and I hate Phil.

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NO MORE BULLSHIT, IT'S ALL GOOD.And healthier for both of us, cuz I was tired all today.YO, BAB (Brother at birth)I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD COME BACK FU****n' RIPPEDGeorge

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Summer Correspondence Day 5 6/13/09Wooo wee, new art. And stuff. Coolies.

Woke up early today, at 6. It was weird. i've been tired. Maybe I should go jogging... butI don't have enough resolve... and I care too much about what my parents think. Screw

them. I just don't feel like jogging. Pleh.Woke up. Computer. Did stuff. Finished Frankledesh AnthemIt's a pretty sexy anthem.Then I talked to Annika alot. Youtubed it up. Pokemon hates riceballs. Donuts. Animefunny shit. You know. Then there was the anime vid of a girl drawing on a guys back with her BOOBIE, and it was so WEIRDThen we decided that I should TRY WoW, like I "tried" neopets with Ciara. It won't doit. I'm not into that right now. I don't feel like fu****n' up my life. But then we decidedtaht we were going to hang out tomorrow. That is so cool I can't believe it! Hangin' outwith Annika ♫! AWESOME. I don't even care if Brendon is randomly there. Actually Iwill. That will be uncomfortable if it's just me and them. Whatevers. I dealt with Andrew.

I can deal with Brendon.Watched more How I Met Your Mother, caughtup on recent episodes. I love that show.And I was gonna go street peddling today at the FARMERS MARKET IN WALNUTPARK, from 2 - 5 PM, you know?But I missed it. So whatever. It's a good idea though.I'll be able to drive in a week and 2 days. That will help with my peddling.Awww yea.and the ladies ;)

just kidding what the hell would I do driving by myself pahbut yea theeeen, I sang the vocal for FrankledeshTiffany is planning an INTERVENTION for Aaron's addiction to WoWwe should hit up Annika too. and Alex Cordova and Max KelnerThen I wanted to find some old movies to watch but I only found Land Before Time andDigimon the MovieSo whateverI didn't watch them yet.I had to kick Phil off the computer. Ugh. He's so stupid and doesn't eat his food and he'sso picky and he touches his food with his hand and doesn't eat vegetables except forbrocolli.Dude he'd DIE if he was a vegetarianHE DOESn"T FREAKING EAT VEGETABLES

aaaand that's it. I found out there's a two song limit to a day on Newgrounds. New to me!yepaall done for today holmieGeorge____________________________________________________________________

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Brendon(9:03:21 PM) shohenknight she had like a super orgasm from the greatest ice cream inthe word

(9:03:25 PM) shohenknight and she backed out(9:03:27 PM) george3isme lol(9:03:42 PM) shohenknight so she wasnt able to make it back online(9:03:45 PM) george3isme she woke up(9:03:49 PM) george3isme and she was INSIDE THE COMPUTER(9:03:53 PM) george3isme WHAT THE FUUUUUH!?!?

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cause they suck9:16 PMgot it covered

9:16 PMok9:16 PMawesome9:16 PMdefinitely show it to annika

9:16 PMlolol

9:16 PMshe needs to remember what happened9:18 PMha9:18 PMhaha9:18 PMhahaha

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Summer Correspondence Day 6 6/14/09ok, I've had a really busy day.I found out I wont be able to upload my photos till tuesday night... I think?And I wont be on much tonight. But not to worry, the most important factor is the

correspondence. I only worry about not being able to do it. but yeah....

Hmm... lets see... I got up at 8:00 and felt a bit disoriented for a while, because so much wasgoing on in preparation for my cousin's first communion party. So I hung out up stairsand relaxed for a while. Then umm.... I had breakfast and hung out more. Then All of asudden BAM! I had to take a quick shower then get ready for church, because it started at10:00.

So we did all that deal and got over there. Since we had a bit of time I wandered the gardensa bit. I found a very interesting statue of the virgin mary with a missing face and hands.There has to be something symbolic of that, but I couldnt think of anything. Then churchstarted and it was ok. They had an amazing choir though.

After that was done, we got home and had to prepare more, but some people were alreadythere. I helped a bit. Then mingled after the appetizers came about. There was aninteresting platter of hummus. It had 3 different dips. One was the basic bean dip, onewas really a really smokey flavored hummus and the last one was pink with caviar in it. Ihad no idea and it still tasted odd.

More people came and there was an entertainer there, she was cool. Her name was lisa, andshe walked around on stilts and stuff. Very interesting....

wow, so much stuff happened but I'm kinda exhausted from it allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.I'll just move on.

Lisa performed her acts for the children. I mingled more. And then I went upstairs to getaway from it all, because it really was too overwhelming. So many people came. But Ididnt get much alone time, because my little cousin came up with four other of hisfriends. so it was kinda loud in there. Then I heard Bronwyn came!!!!

She was so awesome. I talked to her for something like an hour or something. She gave metips on improving perspective since she is an art teacher. And we went oer a lot of otherthings.

I'm cutting it short because my uncle was complaining that I was writing a book orsomething.

My cousin got Rock band 2 for his first communion gift so we played that for a while. And Itook a two hour ride through new york!

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Summer Correspondence Day 7 6/15/09Wow I've been tired all day

So I read about your cousin's first communionIt sounded like you were overwhelmed alotyea my day with Annika yesterday was hella bomb

today was a little different thoso, I got up at like 6, my alarm rang at 7, then I got up at 8I got ready and stuff, blah blah, then I walked to Denny's to get picked up by the Carpoolon the way there I ate three crispy bread slices for breakfast. My grandparents gave us awhole tub of them.The carpool was just Brendon, Annika, and IThey aren't a very lovey dovey couplebut yea with Brandon there it's not the same feeling, whateverand I'm afraid that because eh was there, me and Annika can't fulfill our goal to "hugsomeone everyday until we die"I would hug other people but I haven't seen anyone else today...

LIESI saw Erika from French in Taco Bell and hugged her!IT'S STILL ALIVEok anywayJazz class was intense and crazy, and I had a hard time. It's really nice. I haven't beennervous in a while. But my heart got beating. Really nice... And a challenge is alwaysgood. Unlike repetitive easy shit we get in highschool varsityI swear I'm gonna go back to the highschooland it's gonna be ridiculousI'll be so bored with it all.Me and Stephen went to Taco Bell for lunch as I said, and that's where I saw Erika.THere were alot of army people there. Like 4 or 6. They were always in groups of two.ANd one army girl reminded me of Irene Diaz, from my elementary school. Lookedexactly like her. But she's in our grade and she isn't in the army. XDwe only had 4 minutes to eat cuz it was busy, so we walked back fast and saw CaitlynAdlard, who was doing a choir classher brother is in Jazz with usoh btw, funny story, when I first blew into my trombone at the class, green flakes cameout. So I cleaned it just a few minutes ago. It's all better now!Came home. Got picked up at Denny'sCONVINCED MY PARENTS TO GIVE ME A HOUSE KEYWent and picked up weird Chinese food at GnG (drove there myself. Saw Stephen andalmost crashed XD)aaaaand that's about all to my day. Played a little rune factory. I kept dying on the sameday like 4 times, but I finally was safe and beat it, and actually progressed alot. I'vealmost beaten the second dungeon!Aaand that's it. Noones online right now. I'm bored. I think I'll do some AP physics.Trying to get people to go to the Pirate Festival in Vallejo. I feel bad, Kelsey has to misseverything. And she is so pissed off about it, cuz she berates people for not giving hernotice. It sorta sucks what she's putting herself through to "get out early".

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But I guess she's a really good girl, sticking to her job first.Oh well.HOPE YOUR DAY WAS SICKLY SWEET, HOMEBRYO (Homebryo: a homebroseperated at birth)cuz that makes total sense homie and embryo

hahaok answer back foo, when you can I meanGeorge

Yeah, my grandpa doesnt have much battery life on his laptop, so I have to make it very short.I'm sorry :(

Anyway, you sounded like you had a great time yesterday. I'm glad you are very busy with theothers and stuff.So is that thing the summer jazz group??

anyway, yesterday I started out in the morning with my cousin waking me up to go play

rockband. Since he doesnt like the drums, I have been playing them, and I've gotten kinda better.I can at least play easy mode very well XDThen my aunt had to go pick him up to go to his piano lesson. So everyone got in the car and shedropped us off around the shops hear his lesson. And there were some interesting shops... Therewas one kinda like Heebie Jeebies. It is called Exit9.

Then, when her was done 25 FREAKING MINUTES LATER (seriously, that is too short for apiano lesson) we left to J&R, which is a HUGE electronics department store. The musicdepartment has 2 floors in its own building. There is a building for home electric stuff. And abuilding for computer electronis which was four floors. and like, its pretty big.

After venturing through there we wandered a historic church near by. Then traveled the subwayto eat lunch. and wandered the rockefeller center. So now I have to go.

I made it as long as I could. So have a good night, I think I'll be back on tonight again.

See ya Manbro~William

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oh wow XDa lot has been happening lately.So when you say class, you mean the summer jazz group you have formed together for the

summer, right?And Annika is going to germany too? she told me michigan, but I dont know where. That

would be really crazy if I met up with her there.So lets go onto my day, and you will be mad at me for this.Since I have been forcing myself to not get used to the time change, I have pretty much

screwed with my internal clock, since I sleep late and wake up early. like 7:00 new york time. I was only made worse when I played rock band till 4am. and woke up at 8:30. Myaunt scolded me and told me to go back to bed. So I did, I didnt think I was going to fallback asleep, but I did. I slept a couple more hours. Then umm... woke up and ate somebreakfast, watched some tv till my grandpa had to leave for a meeting. My aunt went to aPTA meeting, my cousin was at school, uncle was in georgia, so it was just me and mygrandma. She went somewhere to read, so I played more Rock band. I never play the

game ever, so its a nice obsessive treat when I get to.We waited forever for my aunt to get back from her meeting so we could do some shopping.

It was about 4:30 when my uncle came back and questioned why I wasnt venturing thecity. When my grandpa came back soon after, we left for coney island to go eat dinner.Before we ate, my nona (grandma) and I walked the boardwalk. It was breezy and cold,but a lot of people were around.

Then we went to Nathan's for the world's best hot dogs. AND BOY! THOSE WERE SOMEFUCKIN AWESOME DAWGS. I dont think I'll have another like them again. If ourband goes to New york next year, I'm taking you to get those god damn coney islandhawt dawgs.

After that, I went through the super awesome grocery store wandered a bit. And came back home. Then uploaded those new pictures and called madre.

My grandpa wants to get me a laptop. He said something about taking a computer with meeverywhere, but seriously, at this point I may have to reject all this spoiling they aredoing to me. Its crazy.

On another note: My cousin, David, is deeply infatuated with me. Hugs, hold hands (he is 8,so he does it all the time with everyone) he tries to sit on my lap, he clings to me. Itsreally just overwhelming. I'm kinda glad to be going to michigan for a while. I need myspace.

Hope you have a wonderful time over there.~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 9 6/17/09so, its probably time that I start off now. My day was pretty uneventful. I got up at 5:50 and I

had to be done packing and stuff by 6:00. We had to leave NY around that time. Weended up leaving at 6:20. so, I did all that stuff and said bye to my aunt and stuff. andwent on our way!!!! I pretty much fell asleep when I got in the car. When we got to

dunken donuts, I got myself a strawberry frosted donut and something else. We stoodthere looking at the menu for a bit, because we dont normally go there and threeemployees and a manager kept badgering us with "are you gonna order?" I got soannoyed with that. Cant they give us 3 minutes to decide?? So that happened, we ate andI fell asleep again. I woke up around 12:00 and started reading 'A drunkard's walk' eventhough I wont be in AP stats. The book is interesting anyway, so I'm just going to read itfor fun. We stopped at a rest stop and pulled out the tiney sandwhiches my grandmamamade for everyone. They were pretty awesome. I read some more and fell asleep again (Iget really sleepy when I"m in cars. I fear for my driving in the future. The policeprobably will suspend my license for sleeping at the wheel too often.) Woke up and forthe rest of the 11 1/2 hour ride, I played Suikoden Tierkreis. That game has a really

awesome story. The role playing battles are ok, its mainly there to keep it from being apicture book with voices. But there is a lot of dialog and so much interesting stuff happens. Other than that we got home and I ventured my grandparent's house for a while,because I havent been here in ages. So I went around taking pictures of some of therooms, my nona's cat and the creepy clown that lives in the basement closet. I swear, thatthing will eventually just turn it's freaky head at me and just scream malicious things atme. Then jump at me and start strangling me. You'll see it when I post more pictures onMyface. My aunt and uncle came, and we chatted. My aunt got a breastreduction,because they were so big, it was hurting her back. She lost 8 pounds ogboobage. Then, thats about it. hmm, I hope you dont have to cancle your jazz class. Cantyou pay next class or something? Hope you find the place and pay that greedy bastard.Talk to you later mah bro. ~William P.S. I actually forgot. I didnt fall asleep when I firstgot in the car in NY. I took out BBH and wrote in it a bit. Then fell asleep.

wow Yahoo mail is being a bitch lately, and losing all the formatting of my emails. Even thehyperlinks. Ugh. So yea your email now looks like a big fatty UMPHgot up today, walked to Denny's, read the fronts of the papers, played Chronotriggertwo older people commented on my trombone =DBrendon arrived, but we were taking his friends car who was yet to get there, we talkedCarl is an orchestra buddy of Brendon's, didn't talk to me at all but that's fine, gave me aride

got to the JC, ventured around trying to sign up for the class. I go to admissions andrecords and find that I left my form at homeand I had no idea where the correct building wasso go back to jazz, see Caitlyn Adlard, door to band room is locked, wait outside withJosh and some old guyhe talked about hecklephone, which is just a fatty bass oboe, apparently. And our banddirector can play it or something.JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ

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Summer Correspondence Day 10 6/18/09Yay! 10 days it has been. Wow, I still have 5 moar weeks.anyway.I am in michigan nao and it has been pretty cool hanging with old people all day. I'm not

being sarcastic here. There are old people everywhere and they are pretty sick.

So I woke up around 9:30 or something. And my grandpa told me we were late, though wedid not much this morning. I had a bowl of cereal, then got on the computer for a bit.Came up and my grandpa was saying "lets talk about your plan here" so I sat at the table,expecting him to talk about going to the museum to meet the director or something orhelp him around the house and stuff. But instead he does something like all old peopledo. He went on an hour long tale about how he found out what he wanted to do for anoccupation. His life is interesting, and I know the basics of what happened:

-lived with 6 siblings in mexico-ran away to the us when he was 16 after his uncle told him he is destined for better things

than the circus-starved on the streets for a few days

-joined the army and became something not a recruit-got out and ran to the us to work for time and life as a postal person thingy-met my grandma-the rest is historyIntense right?Well, he went on deeper into his life about this story of how he came into the advertising

business. It was interesting at first, but it started to drag on after 40 minutes. and he keptgiving me false endings. But it eventually ended with him taking e to the basement andtelling me how to fix the internet.

After that I helped him with his printer. then with the broken lights in the kitchen.At about 3:00 we left for some erands. We stopped by home depot for the lights problem.

stopped my Caulvers, which is a restaurant chain that is a north eastern equivalent of in-n-out. I dont think so, but my grandparents say so. I think their burger are OK, but theyover complicate their menu with unnecessary things. In-n-out has tons more customers ona menu that only has burgers and fries. This place is a Healthier Mcdonalds with theinterior design of an extravegant Wendys.

After that we went to the weirdest grocery store ever. I forgot what its called, but its sofreaking organized. The atmosphere is just weird. Wide lanes, nothing on the walls.Kinda empty. Small and big at the same time. It was just plain weird. What I'mdescribing wont even give you the feeling of how strange it is in there. It felt almost likea communist safeway (damn I am doing so many analogies, rosella pointed that out to metoday)

Then we went home and I made PASTA for dinner!!! Woo!!!!!!!!My uncle came to spend the night here and other than that. Thats about it.

Hope its all going well for you mah bud.Your Homebryo,William

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dude, your grandpa's life sounds really cool and adventurousand that sounds like a communist safeway, fo shoHalf the old people in my jazz class piss me off There's Doug, who might be alzheimery or retarded, but he reiterates EVERYTHINGTHE TEACHER SAYS as if to reassure the whole class

BUT WE ALL KNEW THAT ALREADY CUZ IT WAS SO BASIC"So, Bennet, what was that chord again? A mixolydian? That's the chord with the flat 7right? And in this particular chord it would be an Ab?"SHUTUP DOUG- TrumpetThen there's TWO BEATS OFF GUY. Guess why I named him that?- TrumpetBut then there's Patrick, who is a really cool trombonist old guy. Brendon tells me he canbe REALLY GOOD when he wants to be. But most of the time he just screws aroundsoloing when he wants to, or he plays really quiet and I think he doesn't realize that he'snot really playing anything. Oh, and Patrick REALLY HATES sharing music. I lookedonto his part, and he flipped out, put it onto my stand, and left the band to go stand in theback of the room.- Trombone

But every single one of the saxophone old guys are REALLY COOLThere's Jolly guyThe other Doug, who's coolerStern guyand Terry!They are all such cool doods.Oh, idk if Smashmouth is old, but he's a father so he must be like 35his real name is David and he plays a really cool valve trombone. But he's a bit of anarrogant bastard. Oh, and his 7 year old daughter Leia is better than most saxophonists Iknow. That might include you. She's pretty damn good for a seven year old. SHE ONLYSCREWED UP ONCE in our small group thingie! THAT'S SOMETHING TO BEPROUD OF! (I screwed up like 7 times)I know my whole section now!but yea jazz is just like thatwe play shittier than the varsity at school. Because of the stupids who mess it up.so then ate lunch, blah blah blah JAZZ JAZZ JAZZBrendon comes back, joins the trombone sectionI'm getting better at readingum, he drives me home. I play Rune Factory for a long time, beat the second dungeon,play some piano. Contemplate a mic setup using my karoake machine to record myaccordion. I need hooks, or a very tall somethingidk…maybe the music STAND!!!OMGokay whateverafter wasting away my day family gets home, eat dinner, start watching the WeddingSinger on the computer (really bad quality), it's pretty funny. I think I want to go see theJC show.and then there's a pirate festival AND an accordion festival this weekend. I'm having ahard time.But now I'll finish my movie. Ciao.

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Summer Correspondence Day 11 6/19/09ahhh...today was exhausting. Thats why I'm writing this now, and then I'm just going to bed. I'm so

tired........

So I woke up a bit before 9 and my grandpa just left the house to go some things. My nonaalready left for work and stuff. So I go downstairs to check my email, till I hear someclinking upstairs 30 minutes later. I'm in my boxers and a shirt and I go up and somewoman is in my grandpa's office. I was thinking, "this is no time to introduce myself for Iam in my boxers/who is this woman?"

I just walk down the hall without her noticing and I go take a shower. Kind of odd to take ashower when a stranger is in your house, right? Well, I didnt care. She could take whatshe wants if she is a burgler.

After my shower she was gone. So I just sat down and played some more Suikoden Teirkries.The story in that game is pretty instense. Later my grandpa calls asking me to fix

the printer problem we had yesterday. But ignored his request (I know its a really badthing to do), but I knew I wasnt going to get anywhere, because I spent an hour yesterdaytrying to fix it, and got nowhere. He called again 40 minutes later, and asked about lunchand chinese food. I told him what I wanted and decided to do something about the printer.I uninstalled the application, but I needed varification to uninstall it. So I played moreSuikoden.

He brought home chinese food and the woman I saw in the house earlier came inside withsome more food as well. Apparently she is a coworker of his, and I havent seen her inages. So I didnt recognize her. We ate lunch and my grandpa suggested that I volunteerfor the greek fest. He drove me over and he has A LOT of connections, so he just walkedright in, talked to some people and got me hooked up. I worked in the food line.

Their menus consisted most of the foods you suggested like the Souvlaikia, Teropita, andMilopitas. Oh yeah, they had Gyro, but not where I worked. Other foods were CONEYISLAND HOT DAWGS, because apparently its made by greeks with a sauce "greeksonly know how to make" It was interesting, but yeah.They had other things I cantpronounce nor remember. I volunteered for like 7 hours. I am TIREDDDDDDD. Butknow I dont feel as tired typing this. But I'll get out of your hair anyway.

Continuing. most of the entertainment there was dancing and music, which was prettyawesome. I met any greek peoples and hat many greek pastries. It was really fun actually.I had a great time.

And I got home and took another shower, because its really humid here. Makes me sweat alot.

Hope you are having funs over there.Yo bro, see ya

~William

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DUDE OMG your adventures in Greek funland have to be the most AWESOME

ADVENTURES EVER. In the middle of that sentence... my grammar died so I had torepeat myself.So yea, looks like your epicly tired, but GOOD. GOOD GREEKNESS. YES.

Hrm so yea today I woke up and played alot of Rune Factory. Which I'm proud of myself cuz I've been saving up these things that you can spread around the town to make itbetter, and I spammed all of it so now the whole map is in "prosperity". It doesn't makesense to you. Whatever. Just know that what culminated over like two months of playinghas just HAPPENED.I wanted to go street peddling then dancing today, that was the plan, but then I realized itwas really windy. So I didn't go street peddling. I just stayed home.AND WATCHED EDWARD SCISSORHANDSWhich is an AWESOME MOVIE. Johnny Depp is a funny goth. Hilarity. Haha.But in the middle of that movie, Ciara calls up and says "We're gonna be downtown, socome if you want"

My parents were just leaving so I yelled down and they hadn't gone yet. So chance taken,they drive me to Walnut Park. I got there before everyone so I talked to Jonni Machadoand a girl named Taylor for like 10 minutes. Jonni was taking film photography. It wascool.Funny story, I saw a bunch of girls turn the corner and I was like "Oh that's them!Waaait, those are too small!!" because they were Jr. High Girls. Or freshman. Idk. Butyea, too small to be MY FRIENDS.Then the real kids showed up. We sat on the grass and talked a good talk. Ate chips.Made a levitating licorice stick!We also affirmed plans for the Pirate festival tomorrow. Which I feel is going to be asuccess. I shouldn't have lost hope! Then everybody left and I walked around with Ciarafor a while. We walked in circles, then went to Pete's, she got a coffee, and after a whileand meeting with an old fencing associate of Ciara's, we tried to sneak attack kelseythrough the back door of High Tech Burrito. But she wasn't working tonight. Or maybeshe works at 5. Who knows. Then we walked around the Mill. Ciara got lost. I don't seehow, but she didn't know where we were. We looked at some girls clothing, which sheinsisted I wear swing dancing. Ugh... It's weird how she really really wants me to be gay.Actually she wants all the guys to wear girl clothes. She's a weirdey.Then we sat outside and waited for my parents.... and waited and talked.BUT BAD NEWS: MY PARENTS WERE PISSED OFF LIKE CRAZY cuz my dad toldME where to go, not the other way around. But he actually didn't? So it was all bad.They accused me of lying, treachery, premarital hanky panky, illegal activity, ignoringthem, debauchery, and ALL A MANNER OF EVILS.for just being 20 minutes late cuz we made a blunder.WOOOOOWso I didn't go swing dancing... sorry.They accused me of having relations with Ciara. I wanted to laugh but I didn't. I haven'ttalked much all night since last seeing Ciara. Yep. Silencio.finished Edward Scissorhands. Played Rune Factory. Wrote some piano music. WITHVOCALS

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Came up and jammed some blues. Now I'm writing this correspondence.Wow summer is filled with HELLISH DAYS EH!??!DAMNso hope your tiredness is a peaceful kind of tired. XDYour also tired homebryo,

George

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Summer Correspondence Day 12 6/20/09Wow today was so exhausting. I'm dead tired. DEAD TIRED. I'm FALLING ASLEEP IN

MY CHAIRSo I woke up. Got dressed. Played piano for a bit until the driving instructor lady came.Then I went off.

She's a funny lady, but she takes it harshly when I don't laugh at some of her jokes.Whatever. I could talk to her and make her laugh and vice versa. I think if I pay attentionI can pass my driving test on Monday. As long as I don't go to Cotati. That's the devil'stown. Seriously. It's like an 8 lane cumulitive stop sign intersection. I don't know how todeal with that shit!And I've been practicing with the van, when I have to take the test now in the truck. Thevan has a crack on the windshield that will screw me over before the test even starts... X(.UGH. It's such a bigger car, I have to pay more attention.Get back, nobody is home. USED MY HOUSE KEY. AW YEA> I eat some noodles,watch some discovery channel. Then I get a voicemail from Tiffy about the Pirates Fest.THis is where shit gets unbearably taxing. THIS IS WHY I'M TIRED>

So I call Ciara, Ciara calls me, I call Tiffany who doesn't respond the first few times, andI speak to my dad over the phone.Each of those things happened like... 5 times each. OMG HOW STRESSFUL ANDANNOYING TO COORDINATE ALL THIS SHIT.When my dad is very uncooperative. He'll agree on TERMS. That don't BENEFITANYONE. seriously! LIKE REALLY> Everybody has to meet at our house. WHAT?!?WHY? WHY NOT SOMEWHERE ELSE?!He wanted 3 phone numbers. SImple. But then he started saying a bunch of OTHER crapthat I DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND CUZ IT MADE NO SENSE.After much calling and confusion and grief.... (by the way my family hates me right now)We call off the pirate fest until later. At least until 4 PM or tomorrow on Father's day.So I get a ride into Petaluma and I go chill at the Accordion Fest. It was super small, inthat little tiny grassy area next to the movie theatre where we used to hang out. And itwas filled with old people.TANGENT: You just made me get like 4 gigs of jazz music, you crazy jerk face. Iprobably won't listen to it too often too. Unless I get an ipod. Then I'll let it fly when Iplay videogames. TANGENT FINITO!So yea, accordion stuff. Some of the people there sucked. I missed Bart Beninco who'sfricking intense, and was hella better than EVERYONE THERE. Then Tiffy and Rosellaand Stephen showed up. We chilled and waited. Ciara showed up. All the accordioninggoing on was quite swell, until an old guy started doing strange things. Pointing atRosella and nudging our girlies during a song. So we left. As far as I can remember wewent to Pete's. And downtown Deli. That's where we affirmed the new plans for thepirate festival.Rosella is Captain Curly. Her ship is the Curly Cavalier. We were the Curly Crew.Tiffany was cocaptain, then first mate. Ciara was made navigator, and I was made cook,but when we had a squabble about jobs, then I became Cook/Apprentice Navigator, CANfor short, and Ciara became NAC, or Navigator/Apprentice Cook. It was decided that wewere FRATERNAL TWINS from a port deep in the cesspools of England, but then weditched our pappy (and nonexistant mother) to become Pirates. Ciara has a weird

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complex, and claims that she is a boy and that we are IDENTICAL TWINS. But she'sfull of bullshit anyway. I don't like taking her sass, but she gets the rest of the crew togang up on me. It's not fair.We go in front of High Tech Burrito cuz that's the only place my dad knows how to go to(it's weirdly magnetic for him), and I bust out my accordion which I hadn't played yet and

play some pirate tunes. We had already been to Jungle Vibes at this point, WHICH HADA DEDICATED PIRATE SHELF IT WAS SO COINCIDENTALLY AWESOME but itwas probably for the fest. Playing these tunes, Kelsey walks up. She didn't get to gobecause of lack of notice. So I felt sorta bad. But whatever. She went inside to work.Then my dad showed up. DUDE PEOPLE TOOK PICTURES OF US> WE WERE ALLON A BENCH, DECKED OUT, ME PLAYING THE ACCORDION. IT WASAWESOME.We drive to Vallejo, it was pretty slow. [Wow the Minor Drag is epic!]After various pirate miscellany, like pickup lines, pirate games, and stuffs.Like Cannifun: it's rock paper scissors but you kill the loser in the appropriate manner, bythe way you win. EX: Win by Rock and you kill the guy with a cannonball.

I'd like to put my cannon in YOUR porthole!Get a ship=Get a lifeSTOP SNEEZING ARRGH= Bless youYea miscellany. Hope you thought that was funny. We get there, venture. I had a giganticturkey leg. There were strawberry scones that almost everybody ate. The pirate bandswere awesome. A LADY'S BOOBS WERE SPILLING OUT AAAGH SHE WASREALLY FAT AND PIRATE CLOTHES FOR WOMEN REVEAL BOOBIES BUTTHAT WAS A BAD COMBINATION FOR HER CUZ LITERALLYCOMINGOUTOk, and then stuff happenned, Stephen videotaped alot. I'll convince him a youtube willbe necessary. Pirate bands. REAL CANNONS firing BLANKS (darn) AT SAILBOATSPASSING BY (Awesome). Then after a bunch of craziness we left.Ciara was really tired on the way home, barely said anything. We all watched the videosStephen took and tried to solve the damn metal brainteaser puzzle thing that Phil broughtalong from home. We get back and everybody goes to Rosella's to watch Hair. I couldn'tcuz my family hates me right now. DAMNIT I was totally ready to sleep in Rosella'strailer! RRRGHSo yep that's my day. Then I get home, watch some House.Freaking waves of JAZZ SPLOOSHING OUTand now I'm dead tired. I hope you're satisfied, cuz that was a LONG DAY to chroniclewhile exhausted.I'm dead, a dead fetus holmie.George

wow, that was quite a day. Accordian festival AND the pirate festival? I can see why it wasso taxing on you. I really miss hanging with you guys, because I miss out on all thosenew inside jokes. But they are inside jokes for a reason, so I guess I get to witness fromthe outside. Speaking of which, even though this may not be related, why does Rosellahave so many freaking aliases. Seriously. What the hell. There's Disco dancing dame, sir

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Sherman, Scary, Snortney, curley, Roserade, Rose, crazy-bitch (though kelsey has that aswell, or at least I think rosella has it) and others I cant quite remember. Its insane.

Ok, so onto my day:Istarted off waking up around 9, like I told you earlier on AIM. I GOT 10.5 FREAKING

HOURS OF sLEEP. I have no idea whens the last time I got that much sleep, its intense.

So I got up, my GP told me that they were going to be gone for an hour and that theywould make me breakfast when they got back, "hows eggs and sausage sound?" so I didmy own things like go onto the interwebs and play Suikoden Tierkreis. Time passes and...would you look at that, its 11:40 and I'm starving. OH LOOK, they just entered thehouse. you know, 2 hours and 40 minutes does not equal 1 hour. I was pissed to say theleast.

But after "breakfast", I went to my uncle's house to help him set up his pool for the summer.We undid the winter cover and pulled it out of the way to reveal a nice dark green, algaefilled, gross nastiness. And GUESS WHAT? in order to filter the system, I had to go intothe pool and unclog the goop from the jets. JUST KIDDING. I would have too much funwith that, and I would get AIDs. I just too a giant brush and swept the algae to the

deepest part of the pool. and umm... thats about it for the pool. I tried to help more, but itdidnt seem like he needed any help. I asked, but nope. I got 30$ out of it though.

After that, my grandma took me back home and I helped her wash the windows with a nicewindex hose attachment. That took about 40 minutes. Then, I helped my grandpa fix hisspeakers while my nona took a shower to take me to barnes and nobles. Unfortunately,we stopped at TJ max instead so that she could find a new skillet, but they were either tooexpensive for what she was looking for, or they didnt have a lid. She was bummed, andwe ended up driving to Meijer, which is kinda like the Walmart super store for michiganpeople. I picked out a father's day card for gramps and got a cellphone holder for nona.Then we got back home. I wanted to go to the book store, but I suppose next time.

I got back home and laid down till Nancy, a family friend of ours, came over. She greeted mewith a "I bet the girls are crawling over you" and we headed off for day 2 of the greek festival. I waited in line for the Gyros, but my grandpa told me I am needed for volunteersince it was getting really hectic and the others need some relief. Thats when I came inand I took over the spot of 4 people. It was quite interesting. There wasnt enough Greek Salad to go around and I was freaking out. When more people came about I was able torelax. Thats when I notice that strange girl I told you about. I still dont know her name,but I would like to get to know her. And the strange situation with her mom "why dontyou go eat next to that nice young man there" pointing at me, by the way. I begandrawing some on the back of order papers after the lines started dwindling. And I noticedshe was gone. 40 minutes later about 15 till 9, I thought it was a good time to leave. I saidgoodbye to the nice old ladies and found my grandparents and left.

We got home, and I watched the opening of the tonys. Nancy left. grandpa started up themovie mall cop. Kinda stupid, I think. So I left in the middle of it and tried to upload thepictures from my camera, unfortunately facebook does recognize it. so I was a bit upsetyou are currently unable to see pictures from the greek festivities. Then I came back atthe end of Mall Cop and began watching Get Smart, which I found pretty funny. thats

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when my granparents went tp bed and O found you/. at this point I am too tired to fix mymistakes right in that previous sentance. and the previous one as well.

Wellm, you have a goodnight broand by the tome you read this, I hope you have had/will have a good day.

~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 13 6/21/09unlucky day # 13but it wasnt all that bad for me.My grandma woke me up asking if I wanted to go to church, I said "I dont know" but she left

without me anyway. I actually got out of bed at 10:30. I think. I ate a bowl of cereal while

watching the rest of Sunday Morning, a pretty bad ass show. I gots upon the computer formy morning ritual of the emailing I thusly check. Then I played some Suikoden Tierkreis,till I noticed the fathers day card I bought for my grandpa. I wrote some stuff in it withsharpie, then took the bird house my nona got him and placed it in the living room till hegot home.

I waited for them by playing more suikoden. Thats what I did most of the day just to let youknow. When they got home, I played more till my grandma took me to barnes and nobles,where I wandered a while and got a couple books. I couldnt find Tales from Earthseawhich really depressed me, but I found another really interesting sounding book by thesame author called, 'The left had of darkness'. I dont have it with me right now, so I cantreally say what it is. I'll read it after I beat Suikoden. Thats why I'm playing it so much.

The story is compelling and I want to move on to my books. I got Mistborne, which youare welcome to borrow after I come back. I'm so excited to read it. But that comes afterThe Left hand of darkness. I wandered around more till my grandma came. I had to get aplanner, so I picked one out and got it. Twas not till I got into the car that I realized that itwas a 2010 planner, and that wouldnt really be useful for planning stuff for me and mycousin to do now would it? But I dont care. I may just change the dates on the month of

july and deal with that.After that, I came back home, backed brownies, played more suikoden, got tired and fell

asleep. I Woke up quarter till 6, because we had to go to my grandparent's friend's housefor dinner. WOO! more old people. Yeah!

I hung out there. I was mostly quite since they had a fun time talking about life insurance. Ithought it was kinda funny, but yeah... I had the most delectable dinner though. It wasquite excellent.

We left, I got home, took a shower, called my dad (for it is father's day), cleaned my roomand played more Suikoden.

Thats pretty much my day. Nothing terribly exciting unfortunately. Tomorrow I'm actuallygoing to meet the director of the local art museum. so it will be far more productive.

But, please tell me what you have been up to since you pretty much have to. OR you couldcompletely lie about what you have been doing and told me some believable thing that Iwould be like "WOAH" and shit would happen.

Oh well. Have a goodnight man whore.Talk to you later~WilliamCiara likes Encyclopedia Drammatica!

So my day has been long and perilous. Got up, was tired. As far as I can remember I justplayed Rune Factory for a while. Then after a long time I got back, we all left with medriving. Cuz I have to get used to the truck for tomorrow's driving test. Ugh. This is

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gonna suck. I get up at 7:30 for the test at 8:30 tomorrow. I don't wanna fail X(.We drove everywhere, dropped off Dad and Phil at Teribithea, and we went up thehighway and stuff, then back to Cotati, then to Mervyn's parking lot. Then back toTeribithea. I don't even want to get into how annoying it is driving with my parents. Ohmy god. Lets just say that this paragraph was 3 HOURS LONG OF NONSTOP

BITCHING.Got back to Teribithea, ate some pizza (it's got a fridge and a stove now. It's finallyfinished in the interior. They're pouring cement now.) and fell asleep on my ARMSwhen I woke up they were hella NUMB AND WEAK FEELING> EWdrove back home.Rune FactoryWashed and cleaned the carRune FactoryBLUES PIANO- What a passtime. 30 minutes go by pretty quick All my 14 frickin hours of jazz is done... ha. Listening to it now. It's good backgroundmusic.

That's my day. despite the amount of writing, it was ALOT OF MONOTONOUS SHITso yea, glad your day wasn't unlucky and everything. I hope I'm not unlucky tomorrow...George

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Summer Correspondence Day 14 6/22/092 WEEKSSSS WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWoWSo yeah.... stuff happened today, but lets start right after I got off the computer this morning

my time around 1:20 or something like that. Now I may find this funny, but you'llprobably be angery at me, because I know how concerned you are about my sleeping

habits here in the East. So anyway, I got off and continued to play Suikoden Tierkreis tillI beat it. I was close, but not as close as I expected. And I spent some time getting somemore people on my team. So I ended up playing till 5:30. Thats when I beat it. Theending was kinda... meh. Still a good game. I didnt feel as satisfied though. I wanted toplay more. But I forced myself to stop. I wasnt really tired and light started to comeacross the sky, but not much. you could see the sillouettes of trees, with a navy blue sky.not much, but it still there. Since I wasnt much tired, I began reading The Left Hand of Darkness. I read the intro, which was actually very good. I enjoyed the intro very veryvery much. I began reading the first chapter then stopped and forced myself to sleep. Ilistened to some music while laying in my bed, but the birds were soooooo loud I got upand closed my window. I pretty much fell right away after that. I woke up at 9:30, had

breakfast and went back to bed. My grandpa woke me up sating it was 10:30. I shuffledinto the living room and fell onto the couch just staring at the floor for about 20 minutes.My grandpa's female friend came over and I decided it was time to get dressed.

Got dressed, grabbed my book, fell on my grandparent's bed and read, then fell back asleep.He woke me up saying lunch was made. It was Ramen. And he added Bananas to it,which was interesting. Him and Jenny kept forcing it upon me, but I refused saying, "nexttime". After food, my grandpa gave me a lecture on something, dont quite remember.And we left for the Art museum. I met the director, saw a small portion of an exhibit,which, by the way, was quite amazing. We left for some other errands. library, othermuseum, and then back home where I watched Forrest Gump.

Funny thing is is that I've only seen portions of forrest gump, but never the whole thing. So Igot to experience it all for the first time. It was amazing. AWESOME QUOTE: "Bubbawas my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just aroundthe corner."

I just like it because he said "best good friend" I think thats pretty forrest gump-ish like. Ienjoy it. So I witnessed the extreme then laid about for a while. I grabbed my book laidon my grandparent's bed, but I couldnt focus. Suikoden was going through my mind. Itmade me yearn for a story where good and evil meld together and its hard for the readerto distinguish the two at some point, becaust of moral dillemas and such. But still withplot twists and such to keep it going. I want something like that. I wish I could write, butI suck, so I couldnt make my own story. I think you should write a story like that. Butonly if you want to. I'll give it a shot. It should be interesting. For some reason though,JRPGs are always engaging in terms of stories. They are just so epic. Suikoden waspretty black and white in terms of who is good and evil. But it was still interesting. So I

just started drawing something kinda inspired by H.R. Gyger. He is a pretty awesomeartist. I think I spelled his name right.

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so yeah, I put that stuff away and laid on the couch listening to the Eagles, slowly fell asleepagain till my nona woke me up with the awesome smell of BLTs. After that I sat downand read a bit more when I decided to help the old people with the yard work. Their yardis pretty big. A lot of concrete sto sweep. Tons of lawn to mow. Gutters to clean. I got acouple blisters from the broom. Damn wooden brooms. I wish they had some metal ones

or something. The wood hurts.Got inside and took a shower. Then I couldnt take it anymore, where I then started a new file

on Suikoden. Beating it didnt satisfy me. I wanted to get all the characters. So we'll seehow that goes. I think I enjoy games with a lot of reading. Just like Phoenix wright, I loveplaying games where you read a lot. Suikoden has a lot of reading as well. Maybe thatswhy its drawing me to play it again. I dont know.

So yeah... this day has been kinda busy in a sense. I wrote a lot XD

I'm sorry your day was boring, but you still have to talk about it.

Have a good tomorrow, best good friend.~Williamhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarzan_(1999_film)

"Though he befriends other gorillas in the pack and other animals, including the youngfemale gorilla Terk ( Rosie O'Donnell ) and the male elephant Tantor ( Wayne Knight ),Tarzan finds himself unable to keep up with them, and takes great efforts to improvehimself, including occasionally fashioning crude tools, to put him on par with the othergorillas."Disbelievers can suck it.

The World Of Warcraft (And its effect on those who play it)

Waltz in the Style of the Decemberists- Written by George Pantazes

Intro Instrumental- Slow> Accelerando> A tempo Cmin - F#Maj :|| <> Cmin - AbMaj :||

CminThe dull boy never left his roomSurrounded by the silence and the gloom

AbMaj/GMaj :|| -> F#Maj~Colored light upon his face of grayIneptitude and cranial decay

CminStationary eyes as his sibling hits the doorHis girl cannot take it anymoreAbMaj/GMaj :|| -> F#Maj -> GMaj

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Stuff happens. Almost hit a biker, but not, cuz he turned well, and I stopped and whatnot.I didn't get dinged, I actually "reacted well".Almost got disqualified for the LAST FRICKING TURN where two conflicting signsscrewed me up. But she was a nice lady in the end, and I won her respect by taking thecautious route of the choice.

I PASSED. YES. My parking at the very end sucked majorly tho. It was funny. But shesaid it was fine. LOLTook a new pictures for the license, apparently looked better XDBOOM BOOM SHAKALAKA I TOTALLY PASSED FOOThen we went back home. I watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding cuz I was bored. Itmade me actually question the authenticity of the Windex thing. I should test it out oneday. It would be so cool if it were the miracle medicine.Played alot of piano, alot of Rune Factory, wrote the WoW song.Then I ate dinner, watched HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER with my family for the firsttime cuz my mom was watching it coincedentally, so I joined them. They liked it XD ILOVE THAT SHOW>

and now here I am. My day sorta sucks but whatever. Sorry Tierkreis's ending was meh.That's like Tales of Symph 2. Very MEHactually no that's the secret ending. That's the meh one. Or more like NOOO WTFWHYYYYY UGH SHITSo yea yo, my insurance is finalized tomorrow and I can start driving the van by myself XD WOAH.Hope your New York is going SWELL AS HELLFREAKING NAUTICALxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxxXXxx**

George

****NOTE FOR FUTURE READER: Those X’s were supposed to be like a big up downarch, not just a buch of x’s.

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Summer Correspondence Day 15 6/23/09Today was quite busy, so it might be looooooong (cat) and boring, but I dont know if you

ever read these anyway. Do you know why that is? well lets read on then.

I woke up at 7:30 and hung about for a while till my grandpa came around to pick me up to

go to the Art Museum. Do you know why that is? To start myInternship. We drove there and it was kinda warm already at 10:30. We got there and me,Grandpa, Les (Museum Director), and Ryan (Assisant Director) chatted for a while abou

t what I am doing there for the next couple weeks. Since it was so short, we are doing a crash course of sorts. Ryan took me and showed me around the museum. Its kinda big. Butvery nice. After the adventure in the Museum which is basically a mansion with Add ons.He set me down in front of a computer and explained my first task. I had to enter codes t

o matching pictures for their data base. The only catch is is that The pictures on the computer are not labeled by artists or anything, and I was only given two books. One has a picture of all the art donated to the museum, but its only sorted by the date of which it was donated. The second book is a listing of all the artists and the names of the art that was dona

ted. So it took forever. Do you know why that is? 4 hours and 30 minutes later I wasALMOST done and that is with the help of Ryan for memorizing a lot of the artist'snames.

So after that he showed me the art archive where they store all the paintings and sculpturesand such. And then the crate room where they keep all their tools and they assemble theart there. They are supposed to store crates there, but they never do. Remember thatpicture I took of the hawaiian people with the missing faces? I basically walked into aparty store took a picture of that thing for no reason and walked out. Well in the crateroom, I saw it again. It was sooo weird. I was freaking out there. Well anyway. It wasalmost 5:00 so he started me up with another project. We got in the elevator, whichsmelled like honey, and we went to the library there. He stood there for a while thinkingof what I should do. He was thinking of me doing research of all the artists in theircollection, but I suggested that I record all the artists in the library. Do you know whythat is? I didnt want to take forever searching more for artists and their artwork, I justwanted to go through the collection and write down all the names. It would be easier Ithink. Grandpa picked me up an hour later. I was only done with the C's.

We got home an I ate a snack. I watched some TV. Do you know why that is? I was waitingfor a guest to come for dinner. It was Kim and he was from South Korea. He wasinteresting. Do you know why that is? I dont know actually. He said "seriously" all thetime and ALWAYS asked "Do you know why that is?". We talked about snowboardingand he said his friend broke his neck snowboarding and asked "Do you know why thatis?" I was pretty funny. He enjoys my art work and stuff. OH YEAH. when we haddinner, which by the way was very good. My nona used a marinade that made the meatcome out very salty, but it was still good. Some of the Marinade got in my salad and Itook a bite. For some reason, probably because of the saltiness, my eye started twitching.I found that very amusing.

After watching an incredibly horrible video of my nona's nursing reunion He left and I didmy own stuff.

Thats about it. Do you know why that is?

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Well, its time for you to reply now.Goodnight Olive N*g*e*r (jk)

~William

My day was pretty dry. I woke up at 7, ate some breakfast and played rune factory til I leftfor Denny's and the JC carpool. At 9Read the papers: A dead Iraqi art-student-girl now become a Martyr/Icon, andsynchronized swimming. Yummy. One depressing and one completely off the walluseless.Brendon arrives, and we're off.Get the JC, people are excited about my drivers license. We do JAZZ JAZZ JAZZSCALESAND SHITGet out for lunch and Kelsey is there with Erika waiting for us! I gave Kelsey a big hug.

She knew about my drivers license too. We all talked and had a good lunch time. Stephenand Brendon left to go get Taco Bell, so it was really interesting to talk to Kelsey andErika in a situation like that. I dunno, it just made me self conscious about who I wastalking to and if I was giving equal talky. Interesting.Kelsey has to do RESEARCH. HA. But they go on facebook and myspace and crap...those bad children.Brendon likes RENTSo the health girls leave and Caitlyn shows up, but our lunch was done, so that was sadfor her.JAZZ JAZZ JAZZI hate our music.

I loved our 1st half music, the basic charts like Bb Blues and Watermelon Man. It'salways the basic stuff that's the best. (I LOVE blues the most now). But the actual musicpieces are pretty shitty, if you ask me.JAZZ JAZZ JAZZJazz gets out, I play Stephen the WoW song(demo uncomplete) on the piano.Brendon and I leave.Go home, talk about the AXIS OF AWESOMEand he drops me off near homeI walk home a bit, MY KORG DS10 CAME IN THE MAIL TODAYIt's really cool but I think it might be a bit limiting. I don't think it plays more than 2 notesat a time...

But that will be corrected, or I'll just learn to use all the filters. Which I really should. Itwould help with Reason too.Drove my family to Teribithea, drove by myself to the orthodontist, played with theKORG for a while. Figured most stuff out.Fixed my braces, left, visited my grandparents and filled up the water, talked to them fora bit.Drove home carefully cuz one of the bottles was UNCAPPED, HOLY SHIT (These aregallon jugs)

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Got home, chilled out literally cuz it's really hot over here. Did miscellania.Went and got family, drove back. Started transcribing chords from all my written pencilwork.Now here I am. It's really hot and I'm a little sweaty. I've been working out lately. Ilearned a breathing excercise inspired by Tai Chi and pilates and shit that will strengthen

my abs. So I'm gonna have a sweet lady-killing sixpack. Hell yea.Alrighty, that internship sounds exciting/not. But whatever. Super cool.George

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Summer Correspondence Day 16 6/24/09I feel sick right now. My stomach feels off and I'm pretty tired.Today wasnt too bad, twas fine. Busy and very hot, but fine. I'm going to tell my story in a

very interesting matter today. Just to make these Summer Corespondences feel fresh.Recently I feel like I dont want to, but I need to and when I start doing it, its not so bad. It

just takes a long time. I've also had this feeling that in a couple of weeks I will get reallytired of this whole trip and want to come home. I think about my past trips here and afterthe 4 week mark I am just so tired of it all and just want to leave.

So let me get on to this email of longness.

As gold ribbons broke the horizon, William opened his tired eyes from his nights sleep.Stucco ceilings faced him boldly as he got from his bed and shuffled to the kitchen forbreakfast delights. The blue carpet felt fresh from the nights darkness while the brownwalls seemed old and familiar, but still wecoming. Static lights illuminated the morningroom as he sat down to view the random patterns that play 24/7. This was no ordinaryday for William, it was a fresh beginning and he felt it would be a good one for him. He

filled himself for the morning and resumed getting ready for his job. He only had 30minutes till clockwork hands lead him out of the house.William's elder handed him a bag of nutrients for a noon feasting. It was a bleached white

bag and the paper felt very soft in his hands. He was fairly anxious for work for it was hissecond day and he had no idea what would be in store for him. William loaded into a fourwheel mechanism, pulled across the safety device, and the Grand Elder led the four wheelmechanism through grey roads and colored lights.

William jumped out of the mechanism as the angery star burned his skin fiercely. He was illprepared for this event, but the shelter, for which he worked at, provided cool wind. Heentered the shelter and the brisk breeze embrace his body. It wrapped around him like aloving mother, welcomed him, and hugged him. His hand soon came to hold a utencilthat emitted black liquid. William took the utencil to paper and wrote the time at whichhe came to the shelter. The leader of the shelter gave him assignment fors which he hadto complete. It didnt take long for William to complete given tasks. He knew well how toinput information into the bulky box with letters scattered around a platform and amedium size static window. It said "Gateway" on the back of the box and it released a lotof heat. Gateway was very angery at everything. A very unforgiving, strange device.

William did many other odd tasks throughout his work day. He removed stars from theceiling and gave numbers to big colored pictures in a heavily guarded room. by the end of his work day, his body had been exhausted from all the heat. He had to face some of therooms that had no cold wind blowing through with Gateway sitting on his lap as well.Elder came to pick him up in her four wheel mechanism. It was smaller and had the colorof grey hair. They arrived at a smaller shelter where a family lives. This family knowsWilliam and the Elder very well. They had a big puddle of water open for him tosumbmerge himself in if he chose to. But William wasnt in the mood for that. He washungry and his stomach couldnt last much longer without nutrients. He assisted with thecreating of afternoon delights. William stood over a metal cylinder with claws andflipped tubes of meat that floated on a fire. He ate them with great fierocity. With hisbelly full, he laid on a big reclined pillow and closed his eyes. He woke up to a cold,

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brown, melty treat. his face felt cool from the sweat and he had a short boost of energywithin him. It was time to leave.

He got home and did his own thing. THE END

Boy that was tiring. I suck at writing. But, I dont know, I found it ineresting.

HAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Time to relax, That took forever. Now I feel a lot better, a littleless odd feeling and a bit more energetic.I feel like I like rosella, but I have such a conflict with this because she is like a sister and I

enjoy her a lot, but yeah... We'll see.

I miss you guys very much~WilliamWow, okay before I forget, I just have to say something before I progress with my day. Tiffy

is secretly annoying. She hides it well, but wow.I added something the pirate sayings list that wasn't said that day, and then she made abig deal about not hearing about it, or a small deal I don't care, not important.

Then she emails Ciara and Rosella, but not me, on whether "it is allowed" if it wasn't saidthat day.Bullshit. I DO WHAT I WANT!

Okay that's what I've got to say about that. Now I will progress with a freshcorrespondence. I will switch in between 1st, 2nd, and 3rd person at will. lol Will. Ha.My Willpower is strong.Okay.

You look at the clock and it's 7:30. You realize that you already hit your alarm 3 timesbut you wonder how that's possible. You forget about it. It's not important. You actually

stay lying down for a while.George finally got up off of his sleeping apparatus and lethargically dragged himself tohis dresser, and placed the clothes on his body.I did my morning routine, and didn't have any time to play Rune Factory this morning. Iwas rather depressed.You gather up your belongings that need to be taken and head off towards Denny's,reading the KORG DS10 manual while walking.Upon arrival, George sat down and kept reading his manual, because he was interested inhow to work his new gadgetry for the strange twoscreened deviceBrendon took you to JazzJAZZ JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ YOU KEEP JAZZING JAZZ

Actually, I really liked today's jazz. I find that I'm really good at the blues. Like, it's mynew favorite. So I did really good at learning and performing the blues. They are the shit.Then, the grand VILLAIN OF THE DAY, DAVID/SMASHMOUTH decided to RUIN

EVERYTHING.HE MADE US CONFORM OUR FOLDERS TO THE MUSIC, so instead of havingbalanced and distributed parts, he got all teh 1st parts, Patrick got all the second, me andBrendon got the 3rds, and Peter got 4ths.I switched to 4ths later, cuz I know how much it hurt Peter. Although while he gets the

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Summer Correspondence Day 17 6/25/09Hey dood :)My day has been prettttttttttty fun.I'm going to tell my day in another interesting way today. I have more fun with it that way.YEP YEP

INVERTED HAIKUS:I woke up at eight thirtyI ate breakfast thengot dressed rode in the car

William arrived in timegot to work down stairsthen organized the art room

ok, Haikus are taking a long time, also I'm being distracted by things.

ummm after the organizing I did some computer work that took an hour. By 12:30 mygrandpa picked me up to eat unch at BK HAVE IT YOUR WAY. Then we went to thelibrary for a class he signed me up. To be honest I really didnt want to go. It was a comicclass to help develop characters to hep start the basis of a comic. But I went and had agood time. The comic artist there was really badass. He was pretty cool. He was reallynice and he gave me really helpful tips on things. I wish he was my cousin or somethingso I could hang more. He seriously was badass.

He is a pretty amazing cartoonist as well. Inspires me. really.So after 3 hours of awesome shit. I got home and slept till dinner. Then got up and right as I

got in the kitchen I heard Michael Jackson died. I was pretty shocked. It was the mostunexpected thing all day. For some reason I wasnt that shocked when Ferrah Faucet diedor however you spell her name, but Michael jackson. I, as you know, was pretty upsetbecause his music was awesome. I respect him, no matter how weird he was.

Ok, now I shall continue for I got off the phone from robert for an hour and then typed torosella which you saw and stuff happened.

Lets continue:It doesnt matter though. Nothing else is that important to mention. I got an MJ cd and thats it.

The rest will be lost in history.William got home and did his own thing.

Reply soon homebryo.See ya~Williamwoke up

Finished She's All That, which I watched on megavideo and had to finish in the morningcuz of the stupid minute cap.It's really a bad movie in the interpretation of teenagers. Seriously, just a bunch of booze.Very cliche.Got ready, AARON WAS BACK THIS MORNINGWE GO TO JAZZ jazz jazz jazz jazz jazz

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Peter, the fellow trombonist from Analy/Annely somethinghe was being excessively gay today. He grabbed my hamstring. Twice. And said stuff about his "sack", which was a book bag he had with him. He confuses me. I'd really liketo know if he's actually gay of if he's jsut screwing with me and Aaron.Lunch

Kelsey was therestufuuuufuff, got the tickets for The Wedding Singer, and the first season of Heroes fromBrendon. Stephen and Aaron and him all like the show. I'ts pretty weird. So if I like it toowe'll just be one big band group of freaks.JAZZ JAZZ JAZZ done.I found out that two of the people from Jazz were at the Aquis that one small concertWaters did, and that's why Justin thought I looked familiar. So Justin and the girl arefrom The Crux. It's sortof interesting. Small world.

get back to denny'sStephen, Aaron, and I chillax for about half an hour in the parking lot and talk walk home

runefactorydrive parents to teribitheadrive downtownGo to talltoad buy slide oil, take a nice walk (OH GOD WILL SOME SPOTSDOWNTOWN!!! AGH I SWEAR I DID LIKE 3 ILLEGAL THINGS WHILEDRIVING!!!) Cuz the roads are stupid and shit. Whatever. Sometimes it's confusing. Ididn't crash, and nobody died, so ok. But that stupid bitch Grandma lady shouldn'tWALK OUT IN FRONT OF TWO CARS WTF IT FUCKED UP EVERYTHINGWent back home, Rune factory, felt like shitread some manga,stuff stuff stuff.TURN INTO A JETBOMB THE RUSSIANSFLY INTO THE SUNNOW I'M DEADGeorge

PS. I'm thinking about Annika too much. Maybe that's what's making me feel shitty. Andsleep deprivation. But Whatever!

relax a bit, everything is going to be fine

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Woke up right at 7. Rune Factory.Rune FactoryRune Factory.Then, I'm very sorry but I watched a trashy unrated teen movie. SO SORRY. ITLOWERED MY SELF ESTEEM. But it was pretty funny.

It was called Sex Drive, and it's about a virgin who takes his friends with him on a roadtrip across the country to meet a girl he met on the internet so he can get laid. Reallystupid movie. But it was entertaining.After that was done, Rune Factory. I've almost hit 100 hours. I found out where the gametimer is on that game. Yep.Then I watched the first two episodes of Heroes. Which is cool so far, as far as twoepisodes can be cool. Whatever. Everybody says 4 episodes is enough to get you addictedlike crack, so I'll try. It'll take up some time, you know?Shower. Get Dressed. Leave my brother home alone to go to the play, cuz my parentswere gone and wouldn't picup the DAMN CELLPHONE. NEVER EVER!??! WHATSTHE POINT!!!!!! (wow that's weird how I reversed those exclamation/question

markings. Now the phrases sound weird)The car rides and the show and the ride back were pretty amazing. Hands to Brendon, he wasright to make me go see the show. I was next to Annika most of the time. It is a joytalking with her. But throughout everything I kept talking about other girls, pretty muchforcing her into the friend area. I don't want to confuse her while she's still with Brendon.Fuck drama. I'll just like her forever is all. I can like other people at the same time until itfades away or something. Who cares. In this situation it's best not to care, because caringleads to someone losing something. I never had it in the first place, so not getting it isfine.Aaron told me the story of how he and Ciara got together. It confused me. He walked herhome after the concert, but the goodnight hug lasted a long time. That was his story.Apparently they mutually telepathized that they should date cuz their hug lasted a while. Idunno.I just wish I had someone to shove all my love on. Dump it. Let it fall out like a waterfall.I have a bit too much and I'd like it to drain out. It's annoying. And it weighs about 200metaphorical pounds. But when Annika's AROUND, it's negative -200. I dunnoanymore...Glad you had a seemingly good day. Transformers! AWESOME.And keep fucking with Julia. She needs it. When she can call you out first thing, she'sbeen trained well. Until then, a bit too gullible and dimwitted.Have an epic night, and tomorrow.George

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Summer Correspondence Day 19 6/27/09 yeah well, lets see... My day was relaxing. I just had the time to do what I want.

I slept in a bit this morning, because my nona kept telling me to. I got up and no one was in thehouse, so I blasted music. I had some english muffins for breakfast and went to the basement to

do internet shit. I stopped and watched aVH1 montage of Michael Jackson's career. I feel kindasad he isnt around. But my grandpa got home around 11. I got dressed and requested a bike to goexploring around Saginaw. I rode around for 3 hours. I rode to every place possible. from streetsto flat plains, from farms to movie theatres and stores and etc. Its was amusing. I stopped by agame shop and tried out Knights in the Nightmare. To tell you the truth, that was an amazinggame. So I bought myself a copy. Well... I had to get it used. They were sold out of the actualcopies, which kinda sucks, because a new copy of the game comes with a music cd. I wish Icould have gotten that cd, because the music is AWESOME. Go look it up. Its a pretty fun game.They say TWEWY fans would like it.So after that. I rode to some deserted areas, rode past road (which was interesting, because thebody looked pretty fresh, even though its fur is falling off). I rode past the GREEK ORTHODOX

CHURCH. thats where they had the festival. Got back home, played my KitN, fell asleep (twatpretty exhausting (oops, I should fix that mistake, but ah well)). When I woke up my nona took alook at me and told me I was sunburned. I checked the mirror and I noticed a little redness, butshe made a big deal of it. and my arms were a little red. I have an even worse farmer's tan now.Had Chinese food for dinner, played more. My grandparent's friends came over and made a bigdeal of my sunburn. It doesnt even hurt. At all. It doesnt look bad either, but they're old andsenile, what ever is not bad, they take it to the extreme.Took a shower and watched 'Horton hears a Who'then oogled at the Metroid Prime Trilogycompilation thing again. ummmmmmm.... Talked to camille, who is stilled all about RE, whichis cool, but I'm kinda over that phase now. I was into it for a bit, couple months, but now its,Meh... and ummm..... continuing that awesome conversation with Rosella. I might become theMischivous Michigan. I lowly fisherman. Maybe..... Maybe.....I dont have much to talk about anymore. So I'llllllllll talk to you laterSEE YOULATER

~WILLIAMRune Factory and Heroes all day.Heroes is an AMAZING SHOW. I'm really glad everybody pushed me into it.Then I drove over by myself! To Stephen's house for dinner with him, Aaron, and Tiffy. Aftercooking cake and noodles, we watched chitty chitty bang bang up in stephen's room. Me andAaron TRIED AND FAILED in an attempt to make stpehen a youtube account. he makesamazing movies that would get hella KAJILLION VIEWS

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but he doesn't want to. So me and Aaron will make an account for him and force him to. IT'SREALLY IMPORTANT. HIS VIDEO'S ARE SO COOOOOOL. LIKE THE ONE OF HIMEATING LUNCH. HOLY SHIT WTF SO AWESOME. IT'S SO BORING BUT IT"S SOBEAUTIFUL!So yea, then I drove home. Now i'm watching Heroes deep into the night. So yea goodnight.

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Summer Correspondence Day 20 6/28/09hey.umm... your last correspondence letter was a little lacking. wasnt it? you can do better. you're theone who started this and I'm putting more in it than you? Oh well. I can tell you mostly watchedheroes and hung at stephen's house, so I guess thats enough.

I'll sum up my day then for you:I woke up, had an hour to get ready. I had breakfast, got dressed and went to church, because Ipromised my nona. church was boring. It always is. The music was interesting though. and I feellike its some kind of weird cult whenever I'm there. Everyone chanting "Jesus is our savior/ godcreated us all" I fand that kinda creepy. I definately havent been to church in ages though. Whenthat was done my grandparents mingled for a while, then we went home.I got home, played KITN, which I still think you would really like. Had brunch, because thatswhat my grandparents have every sunday after church. I dont remember what I did after that.ummm.... helped my grandpa set up his entertainment system and stuff, but rerouting all thecords from the basement to the living room through the flooring. Went to my aunt mary's,

because I havent seen her in ages. More old people talked. and talked. And talked. Then we leftafter a couple hours of talking about nursing, which wasnt bad, just a lot of it.got bac home, my grandpa was still working on the TV, I took a nap till 8:00. I wasnt thathungry. But had a little bit of dinner anyway. Played more KITN. Then went downstairs todescover that BILLY MAYS HAS DIED. Whats with all these people dying. its odd.well anyway. Julia started talking to me and showed me something pretty funny actually:http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ash/1182084422.html and ummmm yeah......

Have a nice day bro~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 21 6/29/09� Understands that sex is not a weapon that should be used to prove a point or to be withheldfor any reason

Sounds like you � re bitter about an ex girlfriend. Did she withhold sex because you were anarrogant prick? Bet you deserved it.

OH SNAPWell I'm sorry I'm not writing this yesterday, but I've been really tired lately. So I'll just sum upmy day, so that I don't get tired by the time I write TODAY's REAL ONE.I stayed home and did stupid shit all day, Rune Factory, and Heroes. But mostly heroes. What agreat show. Some of the characters are stupid, but the whole thing is interesting anyway. I reallylike it. I think you might really like it too, so we'll see how that works when you come back. Iswear will, I binged on it and just finished Season 1 a few minutes ago. It's awesome.Ah, change in plans this isn't a response backa day, this is just a makeup session.

Ah ok so to continue. After stupidity for a long time, I drove downtown and met up with Jamie,Anebel, Rosella, and Tiffany. Aaron was gonna come but he had to stay home and play WoW.He had a raid that night. HAHAH JUST KIDDING, he was doing trombone for the Hoffmanbrothers show. We ventured around, went to Grocery outlet and Jamie bought some disgustingpoptarts, while everybody else just marveled at TROJAN CEREAL: PLAY IT SAFE> WITHFULL CORN FLAKE COVERAGE SPERMICIDE

just kidding its just UCSC cereal.Then we went to Longs and bought some stuff. Like red vines, apple cider, Jamie bought a WoWmountain dew, and similar associated stuff. Then we went to the train next to the visitor centre,not the other usual train but the closer ones, and we feasted. and had poptart chuckingbattles/contests. Everytime I threw a poptart I hurt my hand against either another hand or thetrain. It hurt me.Tiffany has nice legs, but she's my mother now. I learned so at Stephen's where ANYBODY inwest side relays is her child. That was weird, almost incest trying to marry into the family bytrying to seduce her daughter by quidditch. But let's get serious, I just need to find a reason not tolike Tiffy ever again. It would be better that way.Then after everybody left (I waited for Tiffany and Rosella until they were gone. The otherpeople already left)Then I died and fell asleep when I got home. Thus no correspondence. Then I woke up thismorning, walked to Denny's for jazz.A trucker talked to me while I was walking telling me how cool it was that I was walking alongthe side of the road with my instrument. He said that back in his highschool days it was common,and a valued part of their education, while the budget cuts today were a shame and ruining it forthe younger generations. He wasn't ranting and raving though, it was actually just a nicereminiscingOMG OKAY WHAT DO I HATE MOREA. My brother not using computer etiquette to keep it safe, such as SHUTTING THE FUCKDOWN WHEN HE'S NOT GONNA USE IT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY (He leaves itON!)

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Summer Correspondence Day 22 6/30/09Ha.Wellllll.... lets see.Today wasnt that interesting. definately more productive, but still.

I woke up at 8:00 an hasd breakfast. laid down, then got ready for the museum shit. I got thereand relaxed till Ryan got done with his meeting. I was sitting at the computer practically asleepand he knew that I have done enough computer work for a while since thats what I did a lot of last week. So I helped him set up some displays in the hall. I moved some pedistals over there ashe brought up the items. He brought up a mini copper statue which he put in another room, butwe had to repaint a couple of the pedistals because they werent that great looking. So I did thepainting while he took forever setting up the items. He had to decided what was aestheticallypleasing to the eye. Everything he did seemed fine to me, but not to him. The set up wasinteresting. Here is the order of objects. Pottery, pottery, pottery, pottery, pottry, Bird-on-top-of-a-cage statue. I found it odd but he didnt care. I researched some japanese child's tea set that wasdonated last week, but it was a commercial porclain tea set, so we just decided not to deal with it.

I had lunch. I put up some labels then he had a two hour meeting. He suggested that I couldeither, help someone organize, or I could draw. You can guess which one I took. He saw some of my drawings on the desk in the front office, so he said it was cool to do.

That meeting ended up taking longer than usual, so it was about closing time. I helped him closeand I left. Then I did my own thing (Got home, napped, woke up, had dinner, played KITN,napped more, watched the second half of kung-fu panda, played moar KTIN, took a shower, haddessert, got on the computer.)

Well that was quite a bit XD but that was my day. I wish I had more interesting things to talk abou, but I dont really have any interesting friends to hang with and talk about my experienceswith them like you can talk about. So you have a super better summer than me and I'll talk to youlater.

your homebro,~WilliamI woke up and took a shower. It felt really nice after sleeping and the summer night was reallywarm. Ugh. I hate summer.Then I walked to Denny's again. Lately I've been almost blacking out on the way there, not as infainting, but I can't remember where I walked cuz I"m thinking so hard. It's pretty interestinghow deep in thought I get.I talk with Aaron for a small bit of time until Annika and Brendon show up.

Jazz jazz jazz jazz jazz. I was tired today.I think Brendon definitely knows, and he's getting pissed at me for liking Annika. There was abit of animosity today. Maybe I was just tired and being a douchefag to him or something. Idk.David, the arrogant asshole trombonist who looks like Smashmouth, was annoying today. Hekept getting shit wrong, then arguing about it with everyone. Including our conductor. What a

jerk. Maybe he was just having an off day, he doesn't get that much stuff wrong usually. Maybethat's why.Annika was very _____ today. I'd like to say she was pretty, or beautiful, or something. But

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when I thought about putting that down, I didn't want to. So she's _____.Jazz jazz jazz. Everybody went completely racist against Greeks at lunch. Totally not cool. Theywere joking but omg RACISM.Go home. Fark around on the comp for a while, even though I should be finishing World of Warcraft. Then I had to load a bunch of stuff into the house from Teribithea, cuz we finally have

a renter moving in. So all our stuff is gone. And back ehre. Now I have two small TV's that aren'tbeing used....Pamplamoose, audio ripping their music for a long while.Finished World of Warcraft.

The World Of Warcraft (And its effect on those who play it)

Waltz in the Style of the Decemberists- Written by George Pantazes

Intro Instrumental- Slow> Accelerando> A tempo

Cmin - F#Maj :|| <> Cmin - AbMaj :|| / Cmin – C#Maj – F#Maj – AbMaj :|| CminThe dull boy never left his roomSurrounded by the silence and the gloomAbMaj/GMaj :|| -> F#Maj~ Colored light upon his face of grayIneptitude and cranial decay

Cmin Stationary eyes as his sibling hits the doorHis girl cannot take it anymoreAbMaj/GMaj :|| -> F#Maj -> GMaj Mother cries until her eyes are redFather says “He might as well be dead”

Chorus

A AbMaj – Cmin :|| He’s in the World of WarcraftHe’s in the world of the gameAs his vitality’s drained from himHis family thinks he’s gone insaneB EbMaj They fall into penitence and depression{ BbMaj Over his unfortunate obsession{ AbMaj The World of Warcraft strikes again!

INTERLUDE Cmin - F#Maj :|| <> Cmin - AbMaj :||

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It's an amazing thing how music can capture so much. I'm listening to In My Hands right now,idk why, but it's chilling me and warming me up. I guess I did good with that one. Cuz when youcan appreciate your own stuff, you know you did it right. Usually I'm overcricitcal of whatevercomes out but I'm enjoying it right now... hmA note on Annika and Brendon. Brendon can't do anything because Annika likes me as a friend

alot anyways, and possibly more some, so if he commits any hainus acts, he will be reprimanded.I guess that means as long as I don't do anything out of line, we will all be safe. I think Annika isthe only one in the TRIANGLE (yep I'm totally gonna go there) who doesn't know exactly what'sgoing on. Actually nobody knows exactly what's going on. I don't know how much they loveeach other, Brendon doesn't really know how much me and Annika are friends, and Annikadoesn't know about the battle( I think) or the liking her(I think). It was weird today though. Shemade a remark on my sideburns, but said Brendons were beastier. It was an interesting littlething, because she was being mischevious, even if she didn't realize it. That was veryprovocative and sorta pitted me against Brendon. How interesting.Barbeque tomorrow. Oh yea, jazz jazz jazz come home. But yea. Barbeque at my housetomorrow. It's gonna be cool. Projected 10 people coming! that's pretty awesome and crazy! I

wonder if I should prepare any american flags. Or if noone will give a shit. I think the latter. Iwatched Ouran Highschool Host Club for a long time, Pomplamoose (OF WHICH I HAVE THEENTIRE REAL ALBUM NOW YAY! I BOUGHT IT! ON ITUNES!) and assorted miscellani. Igot my drivers license, the real one, in the mail today. Apparently my picture is good. XD Idk, Ithink I look stupid. But whatever. Not too stupid. My head is very round, and it's confusing. Andthen assorted miscellany until the night ends.I guess that's it.George

Oh btw I just have to say it. Again? I don't care, and I forget. NICE. MARIO IS THE SHIIIIIITE

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Summer Correspondence Day 24 7/02/09Ever wonder how many trials in life we have gone through? What do you count as trials? Do

you think trials automatically change people or at least should they change people? If youcount all events in life as trials, do you think they have to change you then? Or do youcount trials as the difficult things in life? Things undescribeable or major events.

You see, this is where I am right now. I know this trip is changing me, but should I considerit s trial in life? Its not hard, but its an event. It changes me, but is it a trial if it changesyou? I dont know what the benefit of this trip is, nor do I really know what theconsequences are. 24 days in and I want to reflect what I've gone through so far. I canttell if this is for the better. I could have stayed home and finished my PE credits whichare now biting me in the ass. I also could have been with you guys and having fun. Its notlike I'm not having fun here. its just not much is going on. I suppose parts of it could beconsidered trials, but a trial for m, personally. How well can I fair life without you, myfriends. At some point, contact would slow. But I can see it not slowing down on this trip.You guys know I'm coming back, but what if I wasnt. Would it slow down or keep asteady pace? I know I cant devote as much time as I am now keeping personal contact

with you guys, but it makes me wonder about my own future (wow this is really changingtopics quick, better switch back to what I was originally going to do).8x3 days anniversary look back! Its just a little recap I'm going to do. You dont have to do it.

I felt very lonely leaving at 4am tuesday morning. I, reclined in my bus seat, felt like I wasgoing to another country. The party that was thrown for me the day before only made mefeel worse. But I knew I was going to come back with a warm greeting. But could I adjustto the changes that would be so apparent upon my return? I guess I was being too criticalat the time. Too dramatic. I dont know. All I knew was that this was going to be a longtrip. I felt very shitty along the bus ride. Coughing and coughing. I was sure that the ladyinfront of me was scared to get whatever I had. she covered her mouth with her turtleneck sweater and looked behind her whenever I coughed.

I was the last to get off the bus and into the domestic and international airport. There were alot more people than I expected here at this ungodly hour. I wouldnt expect so manypeople to be around this early. I boarded the airplane, still having this shitty feeling inme. The plane ride was faster than expected though. Possibly due to all the naps I took.But, the plane ride only made me feel worse. My ears killed me after that. My eardrummed popped and wouldnt go back. I felt half deaf for a day. Out of all the pain, myaunt got me a camera. My cousin was exasperated to see me again. He looked plentyolder, his hair grown out a bit and, apparently, overwieght for his age. I guess he lookedoverweight, not by much though. One thing is is that whenever I imagine him, I imaginehim acting really mature for some reason, but he is a really innocent child. He likes tohold hands when crossing the street and prefers the lap over a chair. I guess my mindsped up the process of growing for him when in fact he had been growing slower than Ithought.

Morning came along and I slept through david getting ready for school. When everyone wasgone I got up and took a shower. My aunt was supposed to give me a map to go touringthrough New York. But I waited till she was done with her PTA meeting. She came back with a big smile and an armfull of warm chinese food. It was good, I suppose.

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Time flies by, ya know. When I lay in bed I only think of dreading getting up and having todo something else. But then everything happens so quickly, I find myself thinking thesame thing two days later. Thats kind of what my first week at New York was like. In ablink of an eye, it was all part of my history and I found myself playing SuikodenTierkreis in my grandparent's car on the way to Michigan. I think about what I've done.

How I've felt. And my experiences. 1/8th of the trip gone and I've done so much. Soon tofind out my first week in michigan has gone by faster than my first week in New York.From all the lectures I have been given by my grandpa to the visits amongst relatives andfamily friends. To those who have yet to see me and chat about how the god made melook more handsome within the past 5 years. Grandpa kept telling me everyday "Todaywe will meet the director of the Saginaw Art Museum," but we never did. I was anxiousto begin my work. I became tired of waiting, but that wait flew by, I suppose. 6 days laterhe got off his fat ass and drove me to meet the director, Les. I got to see the art theyhosted from a local university. Very inspiring for me. It really made me question my ownabilities, if I'm suited for the art field, or if I even want to work in that field at all. Thesepeople had the creativity of gods, making political as well as analytical statements about

society through paper machet, Galvanized wire or pieces of paper sewed together. I neverused to find this stuff inspiring. Maybe I'm growing as an artist... Maybe it shows thematurity of my own mind in percieving objects in shapes and forms and how I take itemotionally. Maybe its not a trial but a realization. I still had to wait for my answer.

I was anxious to begin work. I never had work like this before, so I was excited to begin. Igot to the museum. It was very hot and it wasnt any better that only specific rooms werecooled. Unfortunately I didnt work in those rooms. I expected Les to give me therundown on me internship, but an aquaintance, Ryan, seemed to be doing the show.Telling me all of my duties, and what I am learning from this crash course of maintaininga Museum. I came at a bad time though. The Museum is in massive debt. Since they are anon-profit organization, its hard for them to get the funds to support the museum. Theyowed the bank money, tons of it in fact, and they were massively understaffed. But to me,Understaffing really isnt as much of a problem. To me Ryan is the only one pulling hisweight around. Kara, who has been there for 11 years seems to be busy as well. I neversee Les running around doing much. I see him haning about. The secratary woman,Sheree, complains that Ryan is the only one getting promotions. I felt skeptical at first,but he explained to me what he does and I realized why he was so well reprimanded. Heorganizes events, archives paintings (which comes with plenty of pages to file with eachpainting and artist), he deals with the community, he is even the security. you can seehow bad a state this museum is in.

The job never seemed tiring at first. I knew the museum was in a bad state at the time, itdidnt affect me. I was glad to help out in anyway possible. That was till the atmospheregot much more depressing. constant talk about whether the museum was staying or notwas floating around. I felt really crappy and the feeling of work ethics just drifted away. Ididnt want to do anything, I felt there was no need. They began telling me they arerunning out of jobs to keep me busy with. Everyone there seemed fine though. They didntcare. The volunteer black kids just seemed stoned all the time, clueless to what is goingon. They dont care. They acted like they worked, but I knew they sat and texyed orsomething. they werent doing much. Their school is paying them to work. Its easy moneyfor them.

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Summer Correspondence Day 25+26+27 7/03-05/09These last few days have been really fun filled and busy, so I couldn't write the correspondenceuntil now, cuz I just got back from Aaron's BBQ. So, let's start this off!On Friday, it was quite an exciting day towards the end. Random shit and Rune Factory towardsthe beginning. Then, I had to help out with house work and cleaning up the yard, so I moved

lumber and pipes and shit for like 2 or 3 hours. Big boards can get surprisingly heavy. So afterworkin hard for a while, I honestly forget what happened but I went somewhere and didsomething with my mom. Then we went and bought fireworks. Which are really expensive andstupid. And even if the parent is right next to you, you cannot "buy" fireworks if you are under18. Phil wanted some stuff but they wouldn't let him pay even though my mom was RIGHTTHERE going "Yea, yea"Stupid.This is where that day gets interesting. After going back home, I begin to feel stagnant. So I wentstreet peddling again! But I drove myself, so the freedom was immense! CHeck it out.I set up right in front of the movie theatre. I did mostly improvisation the whole time, but what'scool was that I just let it flow this time, so after about 20 seconds the improv became it's own

song, that I'd sometimes repeat for later times cuz it was catchy. I tried to stick to happy musicthe most. I need to figure out how to get a sea shanty sound. But yea, I played really well I think.Outisde of the movie theatre, I met:Kyle Gee, Ben Yashar, and their girl friendAbby Laporte from Jr High who'd been in France for THREE YEARSMr. BaileyAnnika, Erin, and Darcy. I talked to them for a while, and stopped playing for about 10 minutesso we could chat. I got them to come to Aaron's BBQ and I also got to go running with themthrough this chance encounter.Errmmmm, Cayla Prokop's mom.Nice girls throwing a hoedown at a ranch on August 1st. They totally thought I was a hunk. Butthey also wanted fundraising for their internships so whatever.And nice girl with her boyfriend who told me that there was live jazz going on (which I didn'thear) and that I should move to copperfields or applebox. Turns out from 5-8 on Fridays andSaturdays live bands will be featured in front of powell's for the rest of the summer, to promotepeople to go downtown and spend money. It's almost like artistic expression feeds the economy.I like it. It can be a new golden age.By the end of it all, I had made $23.50 overall, coins included. Because I stuffed the money inmy stool ever 20 minutes. It increased my profists by 110% by the hour! MY GOD!!!!!Got home, and then it was decided we'd go out to Bodega Bay to watch July 3rd fireworks. Sowe drove out, and it was really foggy so the main fireworks show kept getting drowned out bythe clouds.These two guys that had houses on the shore kept setting off their own big/small fireworks. Itwas hilarious. Like a neighbour's I"M BETTER THAN YOU CONTESTCuz the guy with the christmas lights would set them off well, and it was cool, but the guy closerto the water, he was HILARIOUS. He'd go to his balcony to try to fire off his fireworks, andthey'd shoot STRAIGHT into the WATER. It was so funny. Just imgaine those ones that explodeinto white and red and they are pretty big. He kept firing them into the water. Hilarious. Andevery time he'd fire one we would go "Ahh!??" In a gasp of excitement, and whenever he got oneto explode above the water, everybody would cheer. Even the people around us. Not just my

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Then checkers. Kelsey was my mover, as I sat in one of the skychairs and dictated. I was againstANnika, who dictated to Jamie. OH by this time ANnika had driven the Fracolli's home andcome back. The checkers were hilarious cuz me and my apprentice, Kelsey (who didn't like theidea of being my apprentice) were doing pretty good until she REBELLED AND FUCKED THEGAME OVER. So I quit and jumped back in the pool/ wait no I just walked over to a weird flirty

Stephen who was in high spirits because Tiffany was reciprocating. He was pretending to be anItalian Mob Boss who was protecting her.NOTE: Anything you might believe about Tiffany has been nullified. She has changed a bit evenin the time you have left. Just today( the 5th) she has been emailing Jesse still and apparently lateat night, most likely having fun with it. AND she is hella flirting with Stephen. So Tiffy is doingher own thing. She doesn't hate Jesse. And she definitely likes STephen. So we'll just see whathappens. I have a feeling she'll get back with Jesse for a little while and make Stephen sad. But Ihope she betrays my expectations.CAPTURE THE FLAAAG!!!! That was an epic game.TEAMSMe, Serge, Jamie, Annika, Kelsey

VsTiffy, Ashly, Rosella, Aaron, StephenThe other team was OBVIOUSLY faster overall. Cuz Serge and Jamie are competitive but notfast. While Annika is apt, and Kelsey is just Kelsey. ANd I sorta and clumsy so I got caught acouple times. It was so funny. It was just a bunch of walking around calmly and conversing withthe person when they were on the wrong side, or I was. And sneak attacks. And distance battles.Races of trajectory. It was rather like cheackers.But really so boring when you were caught.Because both of our defenses were so good that it was like 2 defensive teams trying to out-defense each other. It really sucked for Jamie. HE was caught for a frickin HOUR. And couldn'tmove. Eventually, after about 2 hours of play( in which it was one solid game that nobody everwon, or touched the other flag) the other team proposed a forfeit, so we just went and watchedfireworks instead of playing retarded CTF.There was some amount of time of debate and confusion, but in the end, Annika drove Aaron'sfatty ass tank truck thing that fit ALL 10 PEOPLE down to petaluma to McNear park, so wecould light off the fireworks I brought to the party. There were alot of people lighting off fireworks all over so we went to the Tennis Courts. Where it was hella dark and flat andawesome. And we were teenagers and set off fireworks there. And wrote on the floor withsparklers. Annika made a heart and RUINED OUR IMAGE. So we quit writing on the groundbecause she had to be such a GIRLY REBEL.Set off a bunch of standup ones nonchalantly, without warning the other people. It was prettyhilarious. Stephen got alot of it on film, so idk how that turned out bit with that nice camera Ithink it would work great. I accidentally threw a spinning flower right at Kelsey. Then we stoodup a screaming cactus one (a standup) on the remains of another standup cactus, and set it off. Itfell over and almost blew fire onto some people. It fell right towards stephen so that must havebeen great footage for him. Sparklers. Kelsey (accidentally) threw a flower at me too, but I wassitting down, and everybody yelled at me so I could roll away just in time. I was TRYING TOLIGHT THE LAST CACTUS. THOSE ASSHOLES. Seriously the firework was right under myass. I have the singe mark on my butt pocket to prove it. I won't sit down cross legged in themiddle of a fireground anymore.After the lighters started failing and we finally used up all the fireworks, we tried to make a

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bonfire out of all the cardboard. It only HALF worked, but seriously, not very well. Then wegave up, gathered up, and went and hanged out on the playground. THROUGHOUT ALL OFTHIS, ANNIKA WAS TRYING TO SEE IF SHE TOO COULD SPEND THE NIGHT WITHTHE PROJECTED ME, KELSEY, JAMIE, AND SERGE.In the end her parents told her to be home at 12 midnight. They didn't want her to sleep over. We

hung out on the playground, there were some large illegal fireworks set off right in frong of usover the houses, and they were nice, but a firetruck came and was pissed off. But they liked usfor some reason. Maybe cuz Tiffy waved.People left. Me and Annika and Aaron were stoners in the slide. We thought of you. And howyou'd have been a good pillar, cuz it was really hard to keep the friction up in there. People leftagain. Jamie and Serge left, they couldn't sleep over. Annika was debating whether to assert herindependence or not. She needed the car today for a bike ride with Brendon out at Point Reyes. Ionly told her to do what she wanted to do. She knew I'd like her to stay over, but I don't want tofuck her up with her parents.People left, finally we escorted Rosella down to her car.Then we took off in the tank. By then it was just me Kelsey, Aaron, and ANnika still driving. We

went to Lucky to say hi to Brendon who was working there. Aaron got to ride in a handicapshopping cart. I got to park it back where it was supposed to go. Brendon is much less fun whilehe's owrking. and I'm pretty sure he said something about selling cigarettes or cigarillo's orsomething. I dunno and I don't really care, and I hope it was a joke.Then we left and went back to Aaron's house. It was 11:30 by then. We totally missed all theofficial fireworks that went from 9:30 to 10:00Act5ually we saw the last of them just HEADING DOWN to petaluma. That was hilairous, back tot he main chronological order.Annika decided to choose her parents and Brendon over us. It's understandable. I didn't care thatmuch either, it just sucks when she's gone.So it was just Kelsey and Aaron and I. YEA. HELLZA PARTY.We got back into our bathing suits (12 AM) and jumped into the pool. Then went into the hot tubwith an apple cider. I mean, CHAMPAGNE. Then back to the pool. Then we stayed in the poolfor a while for some reaosn. I didn't know why but whatever. I got really cold. Back to the hottub for a little bit. Then I got out cuz I didn't want to pass out and die, so I sat in the sky chair and"dried off" in the night air. And got really cold. But it's a lot better than the pool cold.Then we went back inside, changed into warm clothes, booted up a hilarious movie called "TheMating Habits of the Earthbound Human"It was a romantic comedy right? NO, it was RETARDED. But funny. It's just a story of a guymeeting a really cool girl at a club, them getting into a relationship, having loads of sex, and thenfinally getting pregnant and getting married. With funny voiceover commentary by theNATURE GUY that you'd hear on the discovery channel. Except for he was from an alienperspective so all the stuff was really funny."He drinks small amounts of fermented grains to appear more attractive to the females. Yet, thishas the opposite effect. This makes all other females more attractive to HIM"or"The male puts on vulcanized rubber over his gentials prior to the mating, yet, this rubberactually DELAYS CONCEPTION. THis is one of the most strange things about humanmating..."All the voiceover was what made the movie ANYTHING AT ALL. And seriously that movie

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and stuff. He had a pretty cool table though. It was an old washing machine. So we got in the carand drove till we were hungry for lunch. We stopped by wendys and there was a big line andstuff. The old ladies complained a bit and told stories about eachother's past. Everyone in the linewas listening pretty much. I could tell. I found it interesting. So we reached the cabin after thedrive and I immediately ran out and explored. It was amazing. I felt like I was in the middle of

the forrest and in a zelda dungeon. all our friends would have a blast there. Then I went bearhunting for a while, but I only walked around. I REALLY wanted to see a bear. It was the goalof my trip. I saw tons of deer droppings, but no bears on day 1. Went out and had dinner at acabin restaurant. It was pretty good. I watched a squirrel the whole time freaking out around abird feeder. I named him Harvey. I said bye to Harvey and we went back to the cabin to watch amovie. We watched Blindness which is basically a big WHAT IF THE WORLD WENT BLINDquestion. It was ok. there was a lot of sex in it which was strange.The next day I laid in bed for a while, got down and had a bowl of cereal. I had rip off mini-wheats in a bag. they were pretty good. I went out adventuring for bears some more. and laid in ahammock for a while staring at the ants. It was pretty fun. I tried to take some pictures of them,but they were camera shy, because I couldnt find any of them when I pulled out my camera. I

looked around for some for 10 mnutes, but I knew if I put away my camera and went to get mybook to read, they would come out again. Thats what I did and thats what they did. I hatedmyself for doing that. One was taunting me by crawling on a plant right below the hammock. Iwas only an inch away from it. I hate that bastard. The hammock was an uncomfortable place toread, so I went inside. I read for a while till we got into the car and drove for a while to theclosest town, 40 minutes away. We got there. I walked around 1 of the three shops, all wereboring. checked my emails at the cafe, I was sad to see you didnt write one. but I knew youwould make up for it. I then got a Malted milkshake. You dont know how tiring it is not beingwith you guys and only hanging with old people. I got back and tried to start up the grill, but thegrill they had was anchient and I couldnt figure how to use the damn thing. I managed to get thecoals all gray and plopped on the chicken, though the chicken was only cooking well on one sideand no the other, so my grandparents threw it in the oven. Ahh... cabin life. Had that and wewatched some videos from 3 weeks ago. The a video from 1987, which was very amusing. I alsolearned that old people were loud when reminicing.I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail which is still very funny. I forgot a lot of it, but oh...its a classic. I read late into the early morning (OXYMORON)woke up and laid in bed for a while, then read 15 pages which took an house for some reason(OH GAWD. That mistake made me realize how tired I am.) Had some nice eggs, sausage,english muffins and melon. It was good. I read more and more and more and more. Then we leftaround 3pm. I finished my book. Then tried to start Mistborn, but I couldnt read it with loud oldpeople. so I took a nap listening to my music (I could still hear them

THIS IS NOT LONG ENOUGH. but that is my 3 days and I dont have much more to say. JoeyGallagher (yeah yeah) talked to me and I was excited, because yep. I said I felt bad for themistake and not talking to her, but she didnt know what I was talking about. I guess its one of those things that only one person really remembers. kinda like in Phoenix wright, how Phoenix isthe only one who really remembers why he got into the defense attourny thing in the forst place.Because Edgeworth was so cool to him and stuff, but edgeworth doesnt remember that. So yep.She told me that she looked like a boy in 6th grade, because she cut her hair really short and hername is Joey. She snuck into the guys locker room plenty of times from what I heard.

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After that excitement. I thought I should call my other friend Matt from Redwood city and wehad a good long chat. I then called Rosella, because I've decided to call everyone starting withher XD and we had a short chat. she told me she would call later. So My grandpa went to takeme to see his one minute promo for something. Its ok, nothing really special. Its supposed tomake you feel fast and stuff, but there are some things that keep it from having a fast feeling. We

left before the movie started there. I got back, had some dessert, uploaded my pictures, began themovie Inkheart, which wasnt that great. Rosella saved me 30 minutes in and we talked for aboutan 1 hour and 30 minutes. It was fun. then it was 10:30 over there and she said she should getoff. And here is where I am now. Unfortunately I was unable to match the length of yours. I feelashamed.

Actually. If you could help me here. Rosella told me that if I made a list of 1,000,000 scandalousthings, then she would tell me the story of her microwave in her garage. I want to know.bwahahaha. So I need you to help me here. 1,000,000 things that I have done. so yeah.............. Idont thinkk I've done 1,000,000 scandalous things, but she said it would match her story aboutthe reason why the microwave is in the garage. I really doubt it, but its one of the strangest things

I have seen and I want to know why. Its that bad. I really doubt she is as scandalous as I, but shewont say anything. She even counts avoiding her boyfriend for a mont as being scandalous, sosurely, things she has done couldnt be that bad. sooo I think thats it. You win in the lengthcontest, but it really does add to the over all length of our summer correspondences now. Itshould at least be at 100 pages by now. More probably.

Anyway. Talk to you later homie~Williamlolol what if the world went blind... and that looked like a cool movie too.But hey, psychostick says What if alot in "We ran out of CD space" and it's an awesome song, sodon't be judging yo.

and it's only 71 pages from what you just said. GOOD DAY SIRI'll try to see if I can help you out with the 1,000,000 scandalous things

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Summer Correspondence Day 28 7/06/09FOUR WEEK ANNIVERSARYToday was boringGot up, later than I should have, got ready, my mom actually drove me to Denny's this morningcuz she's nice and wanted to go to Lucky for groceries anyways and stuff. Annika wasn't in the

car, it was just Brendon, Aaron, and I. Very dull car ride.Jazz jazz jazz jazz. I'm getting better. I can sense it. Experience points!!!! I'm level 17!Coincidence with my age? YESLunch time, dumb lawn mower guy was mowing our SPOT, so we had to sit off to the side for asecond. Then whatever, eat eat lunch lunch.Jazz jazz jazz jazz. I had to sit seperate from Aaron and Brendon, next to COMMANDERDAVE, SMASHMOUTH. He's such a commi 1st part loving guy. Even in a school setting, helooooves to show off. How wonderful. He must have missed Erikson's stages of Development.Drive home, I walk home. Aaron gives me back Phil's sword that I lent to Ciara. I put it downmy back like I was a real swordsman. It's made of wood XDWalked hooome, saw Shelby in her car and we yelled Hi to each other. Hit a blackberry bush

with the sword and f'd it up a little (the bush, cuz the sword is pretty awesome. Chopped thatvine, yargh!)Got home, checked my AP history grade. I got a 3. Oh well, I'm pretty average I guess. Thatsucks. I could at least get a 4. Bah Humbug.Ouran High School Host Club. ALOT OF IT. I only have two more episodes left.Ate macaroni and cheese, chips and salsa, and a bowl of rice krispy choco things.Play some accordion, watch OuranAte dinner. Pesto noodles and salad, and chicken strip things on a frying pan.It was good.Accordion, Ouran, tried to talk to Annika but not so succesful today.Talked to Mark. We connected a little bit again.Talked to Julia, we didn't really connect. I sorta just said random stuff to her seeing how she'dreact. She thought that I was making fun of her the entire time and tha I was trying to make herfeel bad. Rather, I was only trying to see how she was doing/get her to leave of her own accord.Aaaaaaaaand uploaded stupid shit to Soundcloud because I was bored, and here I am now.WOOOAH SO ExCITING. Today was too boring. I want to go street peddling again.George

P.S. Ooooooooooh Joey Gallagher! WOW"Sneak that shit!", as the Colonel would sayyeah.... I didnt get do do this last night so I"m on my lunch break starting up XDCan you believe this? I talked to joey for 6hrs17mins25sec. That isnt close to making up for the

8 years we have missed together. My nona came down at 4 in the morning and said "you havewrok in the morning, why are you still up?" I explained and she was like "Well ok, just be sure toget some sleep at least." I went to bed right after that though. and that is why I didnt type thisstuff.But onto my day:Twas my nona's birthday and we did a little morning celebration with "LasMa(tilde)n(tilde)anitas" XD I said happy 68th and I helped her clean the yard. Grandpa took meout for a driving lesson soon after. WOO! my first time driving. Wasnt as exciting as I thought it

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eould be. Maybe because I drove around a school parking lot for half an hour. He wasnt too badabout the nagging. He gave little tips and was patient with me. Its not that hard. We drove back and My grandma was at the movies and stuff. so I made her a birthday picture which turned outto be really strange looking, but she said she would frame it anyway because "its fun". I actuallydid have a fun time drawing, but I still think its creepy. I'll take a picture of it sometime.

My nona came back and said the movie was halarious (She saw "The Proposal") and we went totheir friend's house for a birthday dinner hang out. Theu the more old people are around to hangwith. Two of them were surprised at how much I have grown. I dont remember them, so Isuppose I was a toddler at the time when I last saw them or something. I was quite most of thetime. They were pretty funny people though. Talking about their experiences with the funny, yetmentally strange friend of theirs. I think I want to be remembered that way when you have dinnerparties with our friends and I'm not around.We left and got home and I immediately call Joey. I was so excited to talk to her and like wow,she hasnt changed much. She is much geekier than I expected and she still loves pokemon XDthe original set of course. She isnt as big on pokemon as before (which is good), because sheused to be OBSESSED with pokemon. Her first grade journals had more about pokemon than

anything else. I found that amusing. We got to know eachother once more and she said I waskinda like her best friend Gary, but Gary loves pokemon tons and he is gay. She said, I had tomeet him, but he would probably hit on me. we are planning to meet up as soon as possible.I find it funny that people are still REALLY into that pokemon stuff over there.She was telling me that people who went to Henry ford elementary (My old school) came outreally fucked up. like everyone turned to slut or started doing drugs or are in gangs or stabbedtheir dad (My friend Shane) and yeah.... I found it amusing though. She was playing Wind wakerthe whole time we were talking. And we reminiced about our past in which I used to spend thenight ALL THE TIME at her house. We were THE buds back then. We used to go searching fora bag of money in her back yard all the time and we thought my grandma reincarnated into oneof her cats so we would chase it everywhere. He had a slip n' slid on gravel, that hurt like a bitch.she had a pet turantula and snake (which apparently died before it could eat the mouse they gaveit for dinner, so they kept the mouse for a pet.

There was so much that I wish I could talk about, but you probably arent that interested. Wewere talking and she was like "If you stayed here I probably would have gone out with you" Iliked that comment. She had a stoner boyfriend before, but he pissed her off because he wasscrewing his life by doing drugs and he was really idiotic, mentally wise.

But I should stop there. I think you'll meet her sometime in the future. Most likely for mybirthday.anyway, that was my day.See ya manbro~Williamshe wants to go out with you. This is life handing you a nice thing. Not as a girlfriend, butseriously she wants to be with you.You understand?As in "I like it when I'm standing next to you, because you are that close"keep talking to her and yes meet her as soon as you can when you get back yeah I know. I will. those words make me feel tired for some reason XD

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anyway, yeah I know she does. Its been eight years since we last talked and met and heardanything about eachother. So yeah, I think its time again.

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Summer Correspondence Day 29 7/07/09ROME ROME ROMe ROME Focus looking toward the colosseumOH NO! What did I say? What can I say?Rome Rom, Many tears have fallen hearI'll be driving, you look the other way.

that is the song I am currently listening to. or an excerpt from it.

But lets continue to what I began this for. you want to know about my day, ja?

I pretty much got 4 hours of sleep because of the fun 6 hour phone call I had. I didnt want to getout of bed, but I suppose that it the consequence for such an action earlier. I had breakfast andlaid in bed for a while longer. I forced myself up and got dressed. Got in the car and rode to zeemuseeeeeum. I walked upon the territory and got to work. Drama happened in the museumtoday. the black kids werent working. Or they were being lazy as usual. These kids are gettingpaid by some summer carrer thing. And they arent doing much. I'm working voluntarily and I'm

doing more work. there are a lof of african-americans in Michigan and it seems like to me theydont give a shit about anything. I think its giving a bad image to what their ancestors workedhard to achieve in terms of respect. but thats my view.I worked in the vault most of the day, dealing with organizing art work and putting new hangarson some. Ryan seemed to be in a good mood somewhat. We went upstair after hours, it wasabout 3:00. I didnt know if he had anything else for me. He had his own business, so I waitedaround till he needed something done. I ended up taking a little nap for a while. Listening to mymusic while doing so. He never came up to me or anything, so I went onto the computer for awhile and called my grandpa to take me home.He picked me up around 4:30 and took me out for another drving lesson. This time in the back roads of the city. lots of farms and such. I did ok, I guess.I got home and.... did miscillanious things for a while. I watched a movie called Scharamoch orsomethinglike that. I cant remember the name right now. It was an old film. Pretty damaticacting in my opinion. A pretty interesting twist at the end, but you never know what happens tothe bad guy afterward. It abruptly ends and I came down here to type this. Nothing else muchhappened.I've been kinda thoughtful today and saddend, because I am stuck on vacation for another 3weeks. dammit. its too long XDsigh, thats all I suppose.~williamwoke up, stayed in bed a litte bit, then got up really fast. Got ready, found the skateboard. Gotmore ready. Then left, with the accordion on the skateboard. I had to hunch over so I was like

"Screw this", so I carried my accordion with my ARMS in addition to my trombone. It wasHURTFUL to me, but it was also powerful.

http://george3isme.deviantart.com/art/A-PROLONGED-LISTENING-EXPERIEN-128695147Hellz yea Album art for The Prolonged Listening ExperienceAnd yes what a good album name

After killing my arms for a mile, got to Denny's, sat down and waited for a couple minutes.

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Looked at the TopStreet gang again. Goodtimes.We all ate breakfast at Denny's, that being Annika, Brendon, Aaron, and I. I sat next to Annika,weirdly enough. I really don't understand their relationship. Seriously I haven't seen them loveyonce. I see them flirt enough tho, which is proof enough for me I guess.After breakfast, we're off. La di dah. Annika ate a lumberjack meal, so she was sleepy in the car.

Like, asleep. And throughout the rest of the day. Lol.Jazz jazz jazz jazz. With my accordion. It was really hard. Alot of jokes were made. Those bandgeeks love making fun of stuff that is out of the ordinary."What is a gentlemen? Someone who knows how to play accordion, but doesn't.""What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline? You take off your shoes for thetrampoline"YEA ALL THEY DID WAS SUBSTITUTE A BUNCH OF OTHER JOKES THAT'S RIGHTNO ORIGINAL THOUGHTSJazz jazz jazz. Solos were pretty easy as long as I only played with my right hand. I need to takesome lessons from Bart Beninco. He's a godly beast, and will pass on his epic to me.Jazz jazz jazz jazz.

Annika was sleeping most of lunch time. What a weirdo.Tried out a new mouthpiece most of today for the trombone, after I packed up the accordion.Which I'm never bringing again. It was too hard and I didn't gain much. The accordion isn'tmeant for jazz I guess.Jaaaazz, JAAAAZZZThen we return home. I get brendon to save my life be dropping me off closer to home. THathelped my body out.Annika will be driving tomorrow, and if she can't, we're gonna take the day off.Got home, finished ouran High School Host Club. Wow, what a weird climax, but okay. It wasokay. The series was fun.Then I ripped a bunch of Couer de Pirate and Waters songs, and then reworked my music libaryto be refreshed and up to date. Then I made Annika a mix CD. YEAThe Prolonged Listening Experience!!!!!!!!!1If she asks for another, it shall be named"I removed the vowels from your cheerios""Furry agnostic chinese men"- that's yours

Yea, then I let Phil have the computer, and I went and finished Waltz De La Vie and playedRune Factory. Ineed to finish up the worthwhile songs before Waters gets backt ogether so that Ican give them FRESH MATEREIILLES.DARK MATERIALS.HIS dark materialsYea whatever I'm done. My day sucked. As in it was boring.George

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Summer Correspondence Day 30 7/08/09I'm tired, so this will be brief.This morning I got up, didn't know if I was going to jazz. Then I got a text that confirmed I was.I left, walked, got there, sat down and waited a few minutes. Then Annika drove up. Then Aarondrove up. I gave Annika the Prolonged Listening Experience. She liked it. Stephen came with us

in the carpool today. It was fun and interesting.Got there, jazz jazz jazz jazz. I'm getting better at jazz. Woohoo.Lunch time was pleasant.Brendon wasn't there all day.Jazz jazz. Jim, or Mr Jolly, said that he'd give me a disc of a jazz accordionist. He's a cool oldguy, Jim. Good at saxophone, and he's really friendly. His hands shake when he plays. And hereminds me of a variation of Santa Claus.Peter, the gay trombonist, was also back from a vacation in the Mojave Desert. I don't care if he'snot gay and he's just screwing with me. That's his title now.Jazz jazzDrive back home. We have a really interesting conversation about Stephen's LADY. Who is

Tiffany. But we never said it was Tiffany. It went like this :STEPHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR LADY OUT ON A DATE BEFORE SHE GETSRESTLESSHe would avoid the subjectSTEPHEN YOUR LADY LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE YOUR LADY, YOU SHOULDREALLY BE MORE PROUD OF THATHe would avoid the subjectAnd then after Aaron and Stephen left me and Annika confirmed that it was Tiffy and that it wastrueAt the Aaron BBQ, the "snuggled" alot, according to ANnika. I call it "close proximity", or"french proximity".Not really cuddly snuggly kind of stuff, but definitely close to it.Then I got home, did some stuff, Rune Factory. Which I'm getting close to beating. It's only alittle bit now, I'm at level 63. That's pretty high. I just need to spam all my abilities to the maxand then upgrade all my shit. Then own the final boss.Then I contacted Rosella, who is much more TRUSTWORTHY than Stephen.About the Film Party which I attented. It was a Harry Potter Film Party.So I got my mom to drive me to Lesley's house.Which is nice.Madison, Tiffy, Rosella, Parker, Sean, and LesleyWhat a refreshing crew. I have a feeling Tiffy is mad at me, but I'm mad at her too. She's beingsilly to Aaron. She didn't talk to me much at all at all the entire time. Rosella talked to me tho, asdid everybody else other than Parker, who was freakin' asleep. He apparently woke up at 12 AMand couldn't sleep again, so he only got 1 hour of sleep last night. Idk, it was funny, cuz Lesleykept teasing him and stuff while he was sleeping.I got there in the middle of #3, Azkaban. Then we finished up #4. In amidst all of this, there wassome trying to install Harry Potter #1 on the comp and a tour of Lesley's house.Haaarry PoootterThen it ended. Lesley petted my hair. I never thought my hair was that soft. I thought it wasweak, but not soft. Do you know that feeling?

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WTF. And nobody else noticed. It was pretty weird.Jazz jazz jazz jazz.get out, Katy comes with us back. It was a pretty fun car ride. Everybody is ganging up on mefor slugbug and double digits and all those punching games now. But it's fun and I"m not dyingso it's fine. Annika drives us back, drops off the other kids, and then she drives me home. I show

her Jennifer, our new cat that we got from Teribithea. Apparently it bit Phil. Good satanic cat!But yea first day she came like one or two days ago, I claimed she was satan.And I was right. Now she randomly attacks whoever changes her water, even though she acts allcutesy when her cage is closed up. HA.Annika had to go YOGGING today again. *(Jogging), so she couldn't stay for more than 2minutes. One day she'll have enough time to hang out for a while....Wait, go backwards a little bit. I got out of the car as a joke at Denny's and Annika grabbed meand said "George get back in the car!", but I was trying to get to Aaron but ANnika was swingingme around and trying to push me back into the car. It was funny. I couldn't stop laughing at howweird the situation was. All I could think was "this reminds me of slavery of some sort"Talk to my mom for a while about a bunch of stuff. It always gets her in a good mood when I

mention staying sober at a party, which is what Josh did. Then it got her on the rants of her past,and how she was friends with everybody, and how she never did anything bad, and how dad wasa dedicated driver and didn't drink, and stuff about a guy with polio getting hella drunk andpassing out in a bathroom at a highscool reunion and they all had to help him and pull up hispants.Rune FactoryThen I went out to help with the Barn. This is special because since we finished Teribithea weneed something new to work on. So we cleaned out the barn. And my dad started shredding thefloor in the main room. With a chainsaw. Just ripping it up. I picked up all the woodbits for awhile but there was too much shit in my shoes, I had no gloves, the gas was giving me afRICKING HEADACHE that made me lightheaded, and there was too much bending over in asmall space filled with spiders. Aaron and Rosella would not have fun.At all. In that barn. I gotto use the chainsaw for a few seconds. Not that difficult. You just have to NOT BERETARDED, same as a car, and it comes naturally. That's really all I think about when I'mhandling something dangerous. "Don't be retarded and it'll be fine"Helped with the barn. Got sick of it.Went and watched Mall Cop. In the middle of the movie, all the wood that we harvested from thefloors was used to make a bonfire in the bonfire cage outside. We cooked hotdogs. Phil andMOm had marshmellows. Jerry came over and they cooked pizza too (in the real oven_ for thesake of taste and making sense)Dinner was meagre but tasty, with no veggies. I sortof pondered that but whatever.Then I just did stuff til now.George

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Summer Correspondence Day 32 7/10/09Ha HA!Apparently at my aunt's lake-side cottage they have internet now. I dont think they used to, butnow they do. So I can stilllllll do this thing yo.

Even though my day isnt done, I thought I would start it earlier.So I woke up, I couldnt remember if My grandma already came in and told me to get up or not. Itwas really bothering me for some reason. I had some cereal for breakfast and watched some tvbefore 8:45. I usually get ready to leave around that time. Then I do my stuff and we leave. I gotto the museum, it twas my last day there and I thought the air seemed very positive for somereason. I felt happy.I checked my emails before work, I guess I usually do that. Then I went down stairs to ask whatryan needed. I started with setting up the new labels to get ready for tomorrow. Tomorrow themuseum is having a little banquet for the artists who have their art displayed in the new exhibit.They wee nicer labels and stuff. I learned that all the labels had a regulated hight they had to beat. I found that interesting. After replacing the labels, I found ryan in Kara's office typing a letter

thing for my work here. I went and sat in the lecture theatre for a while.I was then assigned to write down photographer, architect, and biography names and sutff. Fororganization stuff. That took a while, I suppose.After that I chatted with Sheree for a while. Oh, that old coot. She is interesting. She heard melisten to the Decemberists and she became very interested in them.After talking to her I went to the vault and did more orgnizing on the computer. That took tilabout 12:40 and we still werent done. We got through half the list though. There about 1,200entries. and he just stopped after looking at the time and decided it was time for lunch.After lunch I hung about for a while and then hleped set up the food stuffs for tomorrow. Iorganized wht e wine glasses, brought tables over and place trash cans in places. My grandmacalled and said she got off work early, so I can get off early as well. I said my goodbyes and theywished me luck and I wen home and packed for the weekend. It never takes long. MY grandmakeeps insisting on taking a suitcase, but I'm only gonna be here for 2 days, basically. So I justpack it in my backpack. I take my sketch book, mistborn, and my planner, to get started onplanning stuff for me and David to do when I get to NY. This is my "homework" from mygrandpa. I slept in the car most of the way.

Gat here, MY aunts were both amazed at how much I have changed. I played with theirreletively new dawg. She is so cool. I miss dogs, I'm always around cats and I'm totally a dogperson. They are so much more fun and cuddly and friendly and awesome and playful and cool.but thats only my opinion of course. Joey and I had a huge argument of what is cuter: kittens orpuppies? because the great debate on VH1 asked that question. and I go for puppies, obviously,but she is yelling at me because kittens are better. Its something that will never get settled. Thegreat debate also asked who is tougher: Rambo or Rocky? Rambo is totally tougher. AndPacman or Donkey Kong? and I was for DK, but once again, me and joey were at a split, becauseshe like pacman better. They also asked: Boxers or briefs. and Boxerbriefs won the debate. Ifound out that joey wears boxers as well. We were saying how awesome boxers were.

other than that.... I think thats all that I really want to say.I'll talk to you later dood

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~Williamwoke up, I ate breakfast I think and got generally ready for randomThen I decided to take a shower to prepare for the picnic today, so took a showersmelled nice, got dressed. I left my hair gangstery, for variety. I like it that way, sorta, it's theway my hair naturally gets when you slick it back just with water and it dries. Pretty awesome

gangstery hair.Then by the time it was time to go to the picnic, I helped my mom get some SCARYCHEMICALS in buckets into the back of the truck. OMG WEIRD SHIT DUDE. WTF IS INTHEREthey weighed like 40 lbs too. Not helping. One of them was covered in this scary black tar stuff,and it sprung a leak while I was carrying it. Murky watery stuff came out. I was likeAAAAGHCIIIIID! (AGH ACID), not out loud, I was rather quiet. But my mom was freaking outenough. After we got four buckets of scary shit in the back of the truck, we started going.We decided to take the chemicals to the dump FIRST, before any petalumification.So we go, mom was worried but we dropped off the stuff legally with no difficulty. Awesome.So then we drive back to Petaluma, McNear Park. Everybody was already there. And I think

Cagsar WAS there but left. So I may have missed her.So everybody was being Jolly, and the OWL, (which was Rosella) was passing out thematicletters about her birthday party that were styled after letters to hogwarts.We ate and made jolly. Rosella finally arrived after the OWL had left, but she soon had to usethe restroom. And she never came back.So we were eating and making Jolly. And Tiffany and Ciara left to go find Rosella. And theynever came back. Me and Caitlin Clark went and checked out Jamie's old house. It had a swing.fun. and we turned on his water faucets in the yard, but they didn't work. We were initiallytrying to break into the house but we couldn't. Even with a tall me and a Caitlin's knife. But yea,silly adventures with Caitlin.Then we got back and a guy named... Noah? Was talking with Lesley, and his dog was being

rambunctious and fun.Noah or whoever leaves, Lesley pretty has to go too, so she goes.The rest of us chill out and talk about fun stuff, and movies, and whatnot. Then Caitlin figuresshe has to go too. But she doesn't leave. We talk, and Mark and stephen leave so it's Caitlin,Jamie, and I. Quite a crew. I was sad when Mark and Stephen left cuz I felt like they wouldn'treturn, but lo! The whole entirety of the entourage returns! Rosella is back, Tiffany and Ciara inher wake, and Mark and Stephen bringing up the rear with Aaron, who had ALSOMYSTERIOUSLY DISSAPPEARD BUT NOBODY NOTICED>STuff happens, Caitlin leaves, we all look at a lady's garage/craft sale sign that she put up.We trekked around, Stephen put away all of the everything. We walked around and stalked somesmall children on motor scooters. Well, at least I did. There were some awkward conversations

about incest. And sexy computers that you derive pleasure from them in a literal sense.Walked around, and then we go on a strange journey to a pond up near I street and sunny slope.It took a long time to find, and my half of the group got lost. Aaron, Ciara, Rosella. Mark hadalready left.I get no respect with these kids. They call me gandalf, but then the make fun of me. And givecredit to Aaron. I hope jokingly. But seriously I'm the one who found the other people withouteven using a phone. If they were serious that Aaron found them I'll be ticked off.We found the pond after being lost for a tiny while, and I rerouted them en path.

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When we were all done witht he pond we walked back towards I street to lead Aaron back to hiscar. Then we encountered Serge. At his house. He was taking out the garbage. So we entreatedhim. And he gave us SWEET SWEET BEVERAGESCuz we were all dying of thirstThen, by fates trick, we all hung out in his game room thing for a couple hours. After many

hijinks, Aaron and Ciara left. A while after, and I mean a while, it was quite a long time, we leftbefore his dinner began too. Then we walked to Jamie's house to get picked up, as Tiffy andRosella gave up on Swing Dancing because it was already 6:40 and they decided the timingwasn't right.I got a random nosebleed on the way to Jamie's house, but I got my mom to come pick us up andbring everybody over my house. So we said hi to Jamie's mom, and she advised on my bloodynose. Then we went to get picked up. My mom brought the truck so it was super illegal tight andfilled with hooligans. I'm surprised my mom was as chillaxed as she was, even though she wasfreaking out alot. We dropped Stephen off at his car to free up space and continued on to ourhome. When we got there, it was a setup my room time. I brought it alot of chairs. And a couchpad thing. Cuz we were watching the movie in my room. So we get comfortable, with me being

the least comfortable, as a host should be. Honestly I pondered putting some moves on Rosellabut I didn't. I only half thought of you. The other half was how uncomfortable that would havebeen for her in front of Tiffy whose scrutiny rules over the lands. Idk, Rosella is cool enough.She passes. But I don't know about that.We watch alot of Bill and Ted, then go eat Pizza. Serge breaks a glass, my brother acts retardedand I get really annoyed. Tiffy gets annoyed at me who is getting annoyed at Phil, because shethinks that I'm feeding him his annoyingness by acknowledging it. I have to acknowledge it. I'mhis brother. But I sure as hell can not pay attention to it. So whatever it was annoying that Philhas to be so dumb. And then Phil thought stephen was gay, and since Phil is a homophobe, madea big deal out of it. I convinced Phil that Eva Monehyan's name was Shelby and that she'sStephen's girlfriend. I randomly had her picture from a group photo from prom in my wallet andit was the fastest picture I had on me. It worked. Now Phil thinks Stephen has a girlfriend. Ha,lies to my brother are interesting. They'll fall in eventually when I stop caring and he rememberswhat I said.We finish Bill and Ted's with my in a more comfortable position behind everyone. I'm tallenough so it didn't matter. The movie was funny. Everybody enjoyed it I think. And it gaveStephen and Tiffy some nice snuggle time.After the movie was done they started screwing with you and Ciara on AIM. Those sillies. Jamiehas no mercy of being random. Rosella stood idly by while everybody else contributed fun andsilly things to say. Ciara got annoyed. Stephen left after he tinkered with my hard drive orsomething. He was surprised that I had so much shit on it or something. I'm used to loads of shiton computers. My start programs menu has to fill up the whole screen to fit all my stuff.After screwing around with you and Ciara, they got bored of that, and just sortof chilled. Sergeand Jamie left. Me and Tiffy and Rosella sat here and Tiffy started back up the silliness and helda conversation between us on the aim conversationfun fact I'm tyuping with my eyes closed right now because I'm so tired and I want to go to bed.So it's sortof cool because it feels like I can just let my muscle memory take care of most of thetyping. Until I sense a mistake then sometimes I open my eyes. But yea it was 11:20 when Tiffyand Rosella left. Rosella's mother got lost on the way T_TNow I'm dead tired and I spent far too long typing this. If I just stayed in this weird alseep typing

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groove that I'm in right now it would have been done in 10 minutes, but no, I had to watchNewgrounds hilarity and listen to new musics. Whicht he trance songs are nice and enjoyablethis week. Agh well that's my whole day. Quite fun. Quite interesting. But it has left my typinghalf alseep with my eyes closed. Seriously I'm pretty dead. So goodnight, Super duper.

"Hello, this is 1-800-Flowers. What can I do for you?""IT'S 8PM I'VE GOT THE TV ON LOW, AND I WOULD LOVE IF YOU HAD HOTSTEAMY PHONE SEX WITH ME"Prank phone calls are funny when they make sense in a very strange way.Or maybe it's just 1 AM. Damnit. GOodnight!George

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I slept in till 11:30. I didnt really care. It felt like it was going to be a lazy day. I grabbed a bowlof cereal and check my email. Rosella hasnt replied to any of my messages for a few days, so Ifelt a little heart broken. I've been talking to everyone lately except her, so I dont know if I didanything wrong, but thats just what I'm thinking. She is probably just busy...

I brushed my teeth and got dressed. And Since before I fell asleep earlier that morning I had agreat drawing idea. so I started on it and its coming out a lot better than I hoped it to be so I'mkinda excited.My aunt asked me if I wanted to watch a movie, so she showed me this fatty bag of movies shebrought. at least 50 movies. Maybe. so I looked through. A lot of really good movies and moviesthat I really wanted to see, but I chose The golden compass. I wanted to compare it to the book. Iknew it was going to be crappy, but not as crappy as I imagined. It was a HORRIBLE adaptionto the book. The first half was at least relative to the book, but then it pretty much went down hillafter Lyra went around with Lord Faa. Nothing matched well with the book and they definatelychanged things. Like when Lyra went to the polar bear kingdom. instead of learning in thedungeon that the king wanted a Daemon, she goes straight up to him and just KNOWS (I know

ms. Coulter told her earlier, but still) And to make matters worse I was REALLY mad when shedidnt even bother to keep her secrets of the compass to the king. She just shows it to him sayingits a Daemon Mirror reader thingy. AND THE ENDING. OMFG I HATED THE ENDING.They had time to sacrifice Robert, but NOOOOO. They had time to even have her walk into theother world. That would be a good ending as well. But they didnt. If they ever make a sequel,they are going to be screwed for the begining, because its just going to be robert's sacrifice andher walking into the other world. Then it will be hard to begin Will's story. Bkarg.Now after that. I watched some TV, continued my drawing and took a nap. My grandparentswere loud when they were talking in the hall way about my cousin's new CAT. I Couldnt goback to sleep. so I just got up and continued drawing. ummm... did that till we left to a littlerdinner party two doors down.It was very crowded and the Deviled eggs were fantastic. i sat andlistened to people talk. I mostly phase out around there. My grandma told me I could go back if Iwanted to. But I wanted to go exploring through the trees. So I left through the backand sawsome girls gathering. Two of them looked to be middle school and one of them was younger.They were doing a "Nose goes" thing and I asked them if they were playing tag or something.They were going to play Hide and seek. So I joined and I told them I would start. I counted to 40and began. It was the most pathetic game of hide and seek I have ever played. They didnt evertry. So I suggested another game. Mao! WOO!. I learned that one of the girls was actually goingto be a soph on highschool and she is in the band. Her band has 50 people in it. I was impressed.but there school is really tiny. like 500 people or something.We sat down and explained what to do, but I didnt tell them the rules. And we played. Theywerent too bad for beginners. They kinda caught on, but had a really hard time with order. Itbecame really spastic sometimes. They had I good time I guess. Its definately better with peoplewho know how to play. Even when only you me and robert played, it was better. But oh well.After a few games, we had to stop and I talked to the Sophomore, Rachael, for a while. She ispretty cool, but I fell bad that she lives here. There isnt much going on. And everyone lives so farapart so its hard to do things.After a good chat with someone relative to my age. I went home and drew some more. Mygrandpa wanted to start up Twilight. Its kinda boring. The SFX, kinda suck. motion blurs make itlook really cheap and stuff. and Seeing Eward run 70 miles per hour with Bella on her back

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looked stupid. The fight scene was interesting though. And Alice was a pretty cool person. butother than that. I thought it was stupid.

but yeah. I miss being home. It kinda sucks here. My grandparents are cool and stuff, but I'mmissing out on a lot over there.

See ya homebryo~William85 pages. 85 pages long. What. The. Hell were we thinking.But seriously frickin' awesome.This morning I woke up, got dressed, watched the news with my parents and told them about SanFrancisco and that people were going. After my dad said no and my mom said yes, and my dadgave in, and then mom freaked out when I told her that I had to be at the bus near Tiffy's housein like 25 minutes, and she went crazy on me, even though everything was perfectly fine andthey were leaving anyways.And so after an apprehensive journey in which I got there way too late, the kids were just leavingTiffy's house and they saw me so we started running towards the bus stop.

Stephen, Rosella, Tiffy, and I. Ciara would join us much later on.We wait for the bus, read Jehova biblical propoganda on the bus wait bench, and prepare ourmoney.We get on the bus, and it's all cool, Rosella sits off a little bit but eventually we all regrouped.Then Stephen thought he saw 4 seats in the back, but it was only three so it was a sit-fail. THen Igot to sit next to a strange but cool, skinny legged- but fat bellied Rastafarian black guy.

Wow FML is really funny. That stuff seems all so farfetched, but it's all so hilarious too. Cuz it'ssomewhat believable/realistic MAYBE.Whatever Hilarious

So bus ride, we eventually get back to our girlies. Talk, bus, talk bus, we get to San Fran.We walk around for a while do random crap that I can't rememberWe end up in Union Square. There is a band playing on the "stage" area, and eventually wefigure out it's a Christian religious band. I pondered applying religious fervor to music, becausethey sounded nice. They were a rock band. "JESUS IS POOOOWERFULLLL!"We got handed many pamphlets and things about Jesus, only two things out of like 20 we gottoday weren't associated with JESUS or YOUR QUESTIONS WITH THE AFTERLIFE ANDGODUnion square, union square, we go up onto grass to hang out up thereA girl gives us a bouquet of pink carnations. We put them in our hair. Ciara shows up.Then a dog came and ate my face and stole my flower. He was a Cooper dog. Like stephen's

small cute one. It didn't bite me or anything. I was glad that it didn't have that much of a tongueeither. It played with the flower, and after a while it gave it back, all mangled. and stuff. The dogguy was funny. Just some young guy walking his dog, and he was quite a weirdo, but a mellowone. A totally normal guy in terms of SF. Then there was crazy breakdancing schizophrenicblack guy with the stereo on his shoulders.Then we encountered a strange guy. He looked like your normal cool guy wearing sunglasses inSF."Are you guys ready? Are you ready for something? I'm gonna tell you"

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"Um okay.""Well, those carnations there? I just gave those to a girl who dissed me and blew me off"We were all like OH SHIT WE DON'T WANT TO DIE OVER FLOWERS THATSRIDUCLOUS WHYYYYYCiara is like "ah no they're just giving these away all over the place, didn't you know? they've got

a jesus thing going on. Giving away alot of flowers"the guy says something about carnations being cheap and how he didn't want to do roses orsomethingshit happens, we trade names, Tiffany is the only one who gives him a fake nameA girl blew him off or something probably because of his cheap flowers, and he was sadwe talked about how he went to Casa and how he should get outta there cuz he's a dirty gaucho.Just kidding. Not so rude. I was just like "Noooooooooo"His name was Raffi. Yes. Raffi.Then he left. Thank god. No punchouts over flowers. Ridiculous. CIara gave the flowers back tohim. He said "he could work with" them. literal quote I just pulled. He was gonna pick upanother chick. And thus the cycle starts again.

Then we go run around, something happens, we go to the mall and walk around a bit. And eatlunch. This is out of chronological order cuz we didn't have Ciara. We malled and ate beforeunion square. We went down to the food quart and ate some goodness. During all this it wasdecided that I should never SPEAK of RENT again because when I say ANYTHING about it, itsounds like I"m heavily mocking it and the people talking about it with the worst biting sarcasmin the universe. Which I was trying to be earnest. Those jerks. But now they have made it the Rword. I'm not allowed to speak of it anymore. RRRRGH DUMB. Stephen said I could eliminatethis by learning ALL THE WORDS EVER. I don't want to tho, that would be absolutely silly.When I haven't played Rune factory in a long time. And I just figured out how to get 10X morerich that I already was. IT'LL BE EPIC HOLMIE. 10X AS RICH AS YOU EVER THOUGHTPOSSIBLE!So AFTER UNION SQUAREWe went to Ross. And it was nice, just accompanying giggling girls and their fashion crazy. I'dprobably be a boyfriend cool with shopping as long as I didn't have to care. It was just a niceride. Women's clothing is interesting too. Because there is so much more variation than boysclothing. From this observation, the girls tried to make me and stephen go tranny. Transvestite. I

just carried their dresses, I didn't say anything about going tranny in SF this day.They go into their dressing rooms, while me and stpehen ditch the dresses and go downstairs.Stephen decides that we'll try on GUY clothes. We find the most ridiculous shit ever, which isonly about 2 or 3 things and go to the changing rooms.My only thing I tried on was a full button up shirt/ huge shorts pairing of the same PINK WHITEPLAID PATTERNIT WAS AWESOMEI want it for an accordion costume.Stephen tried on his 3X shorts, named after the number of X's on the large, and the number of Stephens that could fit inside. And his fatass pink shirt, also XXXL, and other funny shorts. Anda vestALL OF WHICH WERE HUUUUGEWHY IS THE WEIRD SHIT SO BIIIIIGwe quitted the rooms, and departed tot he first floor of the great Ross. THe girls were done. Me

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and Stephen took photos to remember the greatness of our weirdass shorts and shirts.The girls apparently all only used ONE stall, while me and stephen used up two. Whatever. Whydoes that matter> do girls need to get naked with each other to feel loved? WeirdosWe run to catch the bus, so we leave Ciara to make her way to Pier 39 on a trolley and we rundown the streets

we get lost and ask for help from three lovely Irish boys running a booth/stand of some kind.He said "No Worries" instead of "your welcome", and he had a heavy accent.I claimed Australian or Irish. Because no worries is hella Australie. Rosella thought it wasCockney.We ran and actually caught the bus. Good for frickin' us. We had a good bus ride back, norandom seperations by a silly stephen, and then we went back to Tiffany's house. Rosella gotpicked up.THis is where it gets weird. Don't read this unless you're okay with weird shit.WEIRD SHIT. DISCLAIMER. BEYoND THIS POINT THERE IS SOME WEIRD SHIT.So we go up to Tiffy's room, its pleasant for a while, until Stephen tries on one of Tiffy's dresses.IT GOT WIERD. then it became a full on Stephen becomes a full transvestite session. He only

had on his boxers underneath the dresses. He tried on about 4 or 5 dresses of Tiffy's, and sincehe's an anorexic little skinny they all fit. So for them it was all fun and games, but for me it was just like WTF>Oh yea it started off with a detective jacket. It actually was nice. It didn't look feminine, it justlooked awesome. But they had to go all weird and go off on dresses and shit. (PS throughout allof this weirdness Stephen's junk fell out for a second. Not fun. Me and Tiffy ignored it and itwent away. Thank god.After all the awkward uncomfortability, and weirdness, and creepy tranny behavior, and theunwanted sight of Stephen junk, I finally got out of there. My mom arrived and I was able toreturn home safely. Although I have to admit I worried for virginity up in that room. SinceStephen and Tiffy love each other. Like honestly, swear to god, I was really worried that therewas gonna be something messed up that would happen.But I got home. I talked to Mark, and we discussed group drama for a while. I'm not allowed todisclose what I talked aobut with Mark. But for code words, for the future when obviously nonefo this shit will matter, I include "PIRATE STATIONARY" "BETTER THAN GOOD""FIREWORKS" "TIPSY" and "DRUNKEN JESSE?"ha I'm just kidding. Mark was convinced that Ciara got totally wasted during the 4th of July, sowe analyzed the email that came at 2:32AM that night and found that it was all bullshit and Jessewas just confused.Then I confessed to seeing Stephen's junk but it's okay now that it's off my conscience. Mark made it sound like everything was gonna be alright, while simultaneously making fun of me formy squemishniss. What a guy, he can do so much at the same time.Then I found out that Tiffy and Stephen are going out now. It's about goddamn time. I told himto a week ago. He's had a week of oppurtunity, starting on the 4th, and now look. He's got it.High five to Stephen.Although I sorta wonder how that happenned after the exceedingly strange behavior with thedresses.Yep. Then a bunch of Ninjapirate blog and FML til like 1 in the morning.Great. I'm done. Jesus. Phil needs to fuck off and get out of my way when I come home, I don'twant to stay up til 1 every night.

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Yea that's right. NO REMORSE. PHIL NEEDS TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER>He's been HOGGING IT LIKE A BITCH for the past week Cuz I introduced him to Castlevania.... now he's obsessed with ROMs. He needs a frickingpasstime. Jesus. Too much time at home. All he does is find something to obsess over and thenhe falls over and convulses on it like a sickly fetus clinging to it's mother's womb.

It's really annoying. This computer was my fricking Christmas present. ANd god help me if hedoesn't let me use it til fucking 11 PMWow I'm swearing and ranting. Happy 1 AM!!!!Back on a lighter note, go make some friends you lonely indie emo boy.George

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work.I uploaded my next song to EXposure room, read some manga.Billion Dollar Princess is an interesting manga.... how can a rich girl be the hardest working one?I guess it's her story so she has to work hard. Or it would be retarded.but yea that was only 11 chapters in so it left off almost in the beginning of their adventures.

Damnit.AAAAAAnd that's about it. WKUK, FMLstupid shit.I'm lonely too Will. If you don't do anything about it you'll continue being lonely. I didn't doanything about it today, and I ended up by myself

Oh btw we had a 1:25 hour phone chat today, just for the records.Didn't even get to play RF, except for the unsaved EXPERIMENTS to know how to get rich. Iknow now, it's gonna be awesome.

Music is solace, and so is the Count of Monte Christo.

I wish I couldfind something, then hold on to it long enough to keep itlike Aaron or StephenIt's ridiculousMaybe I"m just not good at keeping to one girl for a long time.Except Annika who is taken.WHATEVER FUCK IT i"M TIREDbut since I"m talking to ANnika I won't probably go to bed til she does X(GoodnightGeorgehahahahahahahahahhaha

I'm almost ready to leave for tomorrow!!!!! My plane leaves at 2:00 PM so yeah.....I leave at the detroit airport.

Anyway I'll start my day.I got up an hour earlier than the previous day, but my grandparents werent expecting me to getup till 11:30 for some RAISIN. I had cereal and watched TV for a while.I took a shower and went outside to chat with the elders about their loss of memory. My Auntcant remember anything from her childhood. Its interesting. I sat there mostly quiet, butrespectful and stuff. I went inside to check the nets for new mail and shiz. Then I go out on thedocks and relax there for a while, and umm... had lunch there and then my aunt came down toask me if I wanted to go on a boat ride on this very nice boat and stuff.

My grandma, being concerned for my well being, asked to wear a sweater or something, becauseI would get cold, but I declined. She insisted, but I made a 5$ bet I wouldnt get cold. We shook on it and I left.I got in the car and drove 8 or 9 houses down. Got in this very nice wooden shilacked boat andrelaxed for a while. I think 8 other people were on it. It was a very comfortable ride and I wasntcold at all. People offered me a coat, but I didnt need one. The ride lasted for quite a while.We got back to the dock and I said good bye to the people there. They wished me luck on the restof my trip and I got a ride back to the lake house. Relaxed in the TV room and watched Harry

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potter and the Chamber of secrets on TV. Told my grandma that I won the bet, my uncleconfirmed it.I took a nap till dinner. We ate and talked about things for a while. I excused myself and did myown things for a while, when my aunts gave me a lot of money.I dont get it. Anyone related to my Grandma spoils all the guys and any relative 2 generations

below them. I really feel bad when they give me this stuff. I only feel like I deserve it when I'veactually worked for it. I suppose its my own mentality. They spoil me too much I think.But We took pictures and hugged goodbye. Got in the car and talked about family problems for awhile and more spoiling of me. I seriously hate it XD I took a nap while my grandparentslistened to musicals. Fell asleep for most of the trip I think....................................................My grandparents got me an icecream cone and I ate it happily. We got home, I did my own thingfor a while, like talking to robert, you and uploaded pictures and now I'm typing this.

Anyway, you sound like you had a decent day. I wouldnt complain much about being by yourself today, because I've been doing that for weeks kinda. And your pretty busy doing things withother people, so maybe you should take advantage of having a day for yourself. Do things you

want to do when others arent around. Even though you didnt get to play RF, you at least caughtup on your mangas or something. Or something. I dont know. I think thats all though.

Night doodmandood~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 35 7/13/09So you! YOU!How are you?

I'm safely in NY, just to let you know. Apparently my aunt didnt expect me today XD but she is

the one who bought my ticket.Let me start off from the beginning:I woke up an hour later than they asked me to the previous night. But I suppose it didnt matter. Ihad my cereal and other stuff and got dressed. I walked down stairs to see that the pissy littlekanella vomited what looked like poop, but was actually a weird hair ball. Twas very disgusting.I went passed it to gather my things, checked my emails and made sure I signed off oneverything. Picked up my belongings and went upstairs to pack my clothes and get together mybackpack. I left some things behind for my grandma to send to my house. I'm also making herread His Dark Materials XDShe loves reading though, so she doesnt mind.

She had to run to the post office, so I tagged along and I helped send a little package to you guys(at tiff's house). I hope you like it. Its for everyone. I picked out some postage stamps for myself as well, just incase I need to send something else myself. We headed back home and relaxed till11:00. I actually had to look for a post card I bought a while back. I promised my aunt that Iwould send her one. I didnt find it though. So we just left.We got in the car and I fell asleep. I fall asleep easily in cars. I woke up and we listened toPhoenix for a while. My Nona likes them. She is interested in how they write their lyrics. Iwould also like to see Phoenix's process, because their music is kinda interesting.We got to the Airport and my grandpa went to go park the car. I checked in my bag, and waitedaround with my Nona till my grandpa came about to say good bye. She was very upset that shecouldnt cross the security check with me. But you know how that is.Grandpa came around, he gave me his last words of wisdom, we took a couple pictures and I saidmy good byes. They waited till I was completely passed the security. It took me 20 minutes topass it, but I found it kinda awkward. I know they love me very much, and I do for them. Itswhat grandparents do I suppose.I wandered around the airport for a while. Looked around a mini boarders. Bought apple juiceand chips. some gum as well. Something in the airport was going on because a giant gate closedhalf the section and people were standing around with worried looks. I ignored it and headed toboard the flight.I got on the flight and pondered if I was going to have anyone sit next to me. I sat in the veryback of the plane. I hate it when I have to. Takes forever to get out. Anyway, this heavy-setyoung lady sat next to me. Her hygene seemed absent. She kinda smelled, but she was very nicenonetheless. We conversed the whole flight. I talked about what I wanted to do for a job, and myinterests, like music (I told her I enjoyed Decemberists and she said "you'll grow out of them" Iwas hurt, I doubt I will. It was kind of rude for her to say that, but oh well. She could have said,she isnt really interested in them or something). She just graduated college and is coming to NYto look for apartments to stay in with her friends. she also doesnt like flying, which isnt too goodbecause this plane flight was one of the worst that I ever had. It was really bumpy towards theend anf there was a HUGE dip at one point which made everyone panic a little. I was kindafreaking out as well.

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But I got off and walked over to the baggage claim and grabbed my fatty duffle bag. I met withmy aunt in the front and we left off. She had to stop to a couple stores on the way back home. Itskind of hot here. Just emits New York life.I got to my aunts home and saw their new new kitten. Very cute I must admit. David had hisfriend over and shot many nerf things at me. I grabbed david and slammed him on the couch.

Tickled him afterwards.They left to take their new kitten, Mario, to the vets to get his shots.I checked my emails and what not when Rosella gave me a call. She was calling to give metiffany's address, which I asked for on friday, but no one was answering their phone. I told her Ialready sent the package and we talked for a while. She told me the plan for SF. Sounds like youguys will have a lot of fun. And you are having a Harry Potter Pre-Movie Party. Sounds like thatwill be awesome as well :Dafter talking to her for a short while (33 minutes) I went online and read Questionable Contentfor a while. A very enjoyable comic, actually.I took a nap afterward for a short while. David and my aunt came back and dinner began. Wewatched Journey to the Center of the Earth, which is a stupid movie. I didnt really like it and it

sucked. So yeah... I had dinner and a lot of it and here is where I am now.I hope you are doing well dood.~WilliamIt's cool that you're not dead. On a plane.SNAKES ON THE PLANE ARE DRIVING ME INSANE.Me and Ciara are having a big conversation about gender stereotypes and gay stuff, and howdresses are only cloth, yet connotations, and meaningful shit.I woke up, played RF, walked to jazz, talk to Aaron at Denny'sJazzDave wasnt' there today

JazzDone with jazzGo to Annika's to watch Nick and Norah's infinite playlist.That was nice, but she has an evil DVD player.Aaron leaves, me and Annika play Pokemon StadiumUntil she says dinner will be formal so I decide it's time to get out of there. Her cousin was over,it was an occasion.We watched the beginning of a completely racist hilarious movie called Undercover Brother.SO RACIST. BUT SO FUNNY.Go home, play Rune FactoryTake a shower

Write the correspondence/ talk to CiaraSorry it's brief and lacking, but I didn't feel like fleshing out today.I'm tired and I have stuff on my mind. Done.George

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Summer Correspondence Day 36 7/14/09Hey, I hope you liked the harry potter movie. I couldnt make the midnight showing, but I'mgoing to the next showing possible. I'm pretty excited XDBut my day was fine. I took some pretty awesome pictures and stuff of where I went, which Iwill say soon.

I'm sorry that you had things troubling you last night. I hope you feel better soon.So on with my day!

I woke up at 7:20 and went down to have breakfast. My little cousin was getting ready for hissummer soccer camp. he kept complaining about his shin guard being really uncomfortable, buthe is 8 and doesnt know how to suck it up. I requested directions to the Natural History Museumand I got a tourist book. So I went upstairs and took a shower, played a little rockband till about10:00, in which I did some things my aunt asked me to do before I left. Cleaning the kitty litterbox stinks. I had no idea that it would smell THAT BAD. I did other little things and got on myway.I walked down the street to the subway, refilled my metro card (I felt so independant), and

waited for the next F train. I got off at 23rd street and walked about 10 blocks, just to see if therewere any stores in which I would be interested in getting something from. But nothing really. Igot to the subway and waited FOREVER for one of the trains. I somehow knew I had to take theB train, but since it took so long, the D train came by and I thought it wouldnt make much of adifference, but the D train is the express train. so I passed my destination and had to get on the btrain back a bit.It was kinda crowded there, I was STARVING and I bought a ticket into the museum as well asone of the special exhibitions called "EXTREME MAMMALS". I went to the the food court,which was really expensive and I bought myself a little wrap for almost 9$, a small marblepound cake and a juice. I ate it alone and went upstairs to go to the special exhibit.It was a really awesome exhibit. They had a lot of interesting creature bones. From Narwhals toHUGE mammal toes to the tiniest mammal known to man. It was a little mouse smaller than mythumb. Extinct of course.They compared humans to many of these creatures and stuff. I thought it was very fun.Then I went to explore around and went through an exhibit of extinct creature bones (Dinosaursand such). Apparently there was a model of (possibly) the biggest deer ever. It was really weird.Apparently its 100x bigger than our average ones. But other than that, I wandered around forabout an hour in which I had to head back, because my cousin was going to his grandmother'shouse to hang out and have dinner there. It took me a while to find it, maybe 45 minutes, subwayacross new york and getting lost and such, but my aunt called me telling me that he was at hisfriend's house. So I went to the movies till he was at his grandmothers. I saw Bruno. It was ok.kinda funny at parts and at others I was thinking " I cant believe he is doing this" XDnot a superb film, but fun nonetheless.I got out, when to my cousin's grandmother's house, had dinner and walked home. He took ashower and we had to hang upstairs till the PTA meeting (which my aunt hosted here at herhouse) was over. I fell asleep, but he kept bugging me to play Mario Kart DS or New SuperMario Bros. I really didnt feel like playing them and I was sooooo exhausted. I just took a napand woke up about two hours later, around 9:15. It was my task to get him to go to sleep byhimself. He usually cant go to sleep unless my aunt is laying with him. I just laid on the top bunk

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of his bed and told him to be quiet. He fell asleep pretty fast actually. I snuck out and hung withmy aunt and uncle. This is where I am now.

I hope you are doing wellI'll talk to you later

~WilliamGEORGE WAS BUSY WATCHING A FRICKIN’ AWERSOME HARRY POTTER MOVIE.and this was day 36 foo don't worry It's fineBut yea, hellza harry pottering. Let's see I actually should do my day.Oh shit double space... fuck.I'm gonna do it all in one fat blob paragraph from now on. The enter button will not come intoplay. It'll be a brain excercise. I woke up, got ready, walked to Denny's drove to Jazz. Annikawas wearing a fish head the entire ride. Wait crap I'm forgetting what happened yesterday... Ok got it. I remember again. Jazz jazz jazz jazz. I did pretty well that class. Except for I wentlightheaded alot and my face felt red, but everyone knows greeks don't get red like the Irish do.So I probably just felt super red but I looked normal. Jazz jazz jazz. Katy is a funny girl. She's

very pompous and upright. She's got the stick up her butt. But it's ok. She'll mellow outeventually if she stays in the PHS bands. Jazz jazz jazz jazz jazz. I realized something aboutmusic. It sounds really good if you just stay within the mode. I finally get what Matt Lane wassaying. It was a little epiphany, and I was very happy. Now I don't care much about "having touse flat and weirdass keys, diminished chords and altered dominants". It's all relative on how youare trying to sound. I am a very tonal player by nature, that means I focus more on chords. Withthe epiphany it really helped me appreciate the nice sounding chords I took for granted because Ithought they were cliched and overused. Jazz jazz, we get done with jazz, I'm sweating, it wasSO HOT OVER HERE OH SHIT FUCK JESUS. SO HOT. I had to walk home, HOLY SHITFUCK JESUS. I was really wet. Ugh, disgusting. It was horrible. THen I took a cold shower, atestuff, played RF, did stuff. Helped with the barn. They mounted the support beams with cement.

It was pretty cool, even tho I don't care. I said I'd help with the barn. And I try. But holy crap, IJUST TOOK A SHOWER. AND IT WAS LIKE 104 DEGREES AND RRRRGH HARRYPOTTER IN A FEW HOURS. SO I helped out the best I could under those circumstances.Buckets of rocks are fricking heavy. I should train, cuz jesus. I couldn't really lift them. I mean, Icould, but not for long distances. Then we all eat dinner, charcoal burgers, yum. Or somethinglike that. I realized lately I hate buns. It's sortof interesting. I watched Tv, took a fitful, not reallysleeping, nap. Then I went downtown at about 9:30. I went and found Kelsey getting off work,and then while she was finishing up I walked around the block to check out the line. I saw barelyanybody I knew, and no friends. I was like, "WTF?". Then me and Kelsey get back to the end of the line, and find out that if you had a ticket for theatre 1 or 2, you automatically get through theline to you place. SICKNESS WE SKIPPED ALL THAT SHIT! So we went straight in, found

all our buddies. Like, ALL OUR BUDDIES. Everyone I've ever known and ENJOYED THEIRCOMPANY was there. Except for Mark. And Stephen. And Jamie and Serge, FORGET IT NOTIMPORTANT. Everybody who was COOL was there. So I said hi to TONS of people, JayThomason, Matt Norman, Cagsar Apaydin (I got her name right, right?), and assorted awesomemiscellania de people. So great. I had such a good time waiting. Not bored at all.So I sat next toRosella most of the time, and then sometimes people would get up and move, and I'd get up andtalk to people and it was just awesome. Then ANnika and Brandon and Zoe got there, so I wentdown to talk to them. We had a good talk for about 30 minutes. THen I spoiled a charades game

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and was forced away. But really by spoiling it, I stole their idea before I realized they wereserious about it and then gave it away right as they were beginning theirs, even tho noone waspaying attention. WHATEVA. Then I swore that I wouldn't bitch about the movie, come whatmay. I was just gonna enjoy it. I don't know why but Tiffany is giving me condescending lookslately. I don't know if she means to or if I just never noticed that she does that before, but it's

sortof annoying. When I'm talking with Rosella I don't need a condescending Tiffy. Not addingpositivity to the conversation. THEN HARRY POTTER STARTS. Good movie. I cried at theend. Then we all cheer, Aaron and I get a ride with Brendon. ALong with Annika, Kyle, andZoe. This is in a small car. It was so funny. I got the front seat, luckily, cuz he was dropping meoff first. They are starting to make fun of me living in Penngrove. They hold everything againstme. Greek, farm boy, Penngrove. Next they are gonna make fun of something ridiculous, like if they find out about my manga reading habits. Ah whatever, they're not really mean, and it'sfunny. I just predict it could get annoying in the future. Possibly. 23%. So I get home and I crash,sleep but only until 8:50, cuz then I texted Annika about Jazz and she said NOT TODAY, so itwas decided that it would be a recuperative day. I spent the rest of the day playing Rune Factory,and reading a little bit of Monte Christo. THAT'S ALL FOLKS. AND BY FOLKS I MEAN

WILL. George

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Summer Correspondence Day 37 7/15/09 The day is over now.It twas a fine day though.I started out by waking up around 8 or something like that. My aunt was still around, she had ahard time waking up this morning. But she was watching a wedding on the Today show. I

watched it for a bit, then had an english muffin for breakfast. I was going to leave around 9:30,but she told me to stay while she took a shower, she never actually did take a shower, so I askedto leave. And I did. I wanted to make it to the movie theatre as early as possible to watch themovie. I walked quite a bit and made it to the 10:30 showing. It was kinda filled, I dont think thatmany people watch movies this early. But yeah. I found the movie very enjoyable, though itdidnt follow the book that well. more teen angst than anything else and I wish they would havefocused more on the half blood prince and the scandals at the ministry, but oh well.I walked out of the theatre and wandered around the district for a while, stopped by gamestopand went to Barnes and Nobles. I tried looking for a music store, but twas unsuccessful. Thattook about an hour. I headed back home and it was REALLY hot outside and pretty much inside.I talked to Joey for a bit while playing rockband. Then I felt like talking to one of you guys about

the movie, to see how you felt. I first called tiff, but she didnt answer, then I called ciara, but shedidnt answer, so I called rosella and talked to her for a bit. I knew they wouldnt really like themovie much, but I didnt think they would hate it THAT much. They apparently mocked it. andstuff.So I talked to her for a while and then I felt like rereading the series again, but since I reread thefirst book a couple months ago, I started off with the second book. I got about 40 pages in andthen fell asleep. It was really warm in the house.

(I currently am watching the harry potter rap off with lord voldemort)

I woke up, went downstairs, my cousin came back and we played Rockband. He likes to slam onthe drums REALLY HARD. I keep telling him he is going to wear out the drum eventually.Some neighbors came over with their children and we played Mario kart Wii. I dont like themotion controls that much. I think they are too sensitive. So we got that done and headed out toProspect Park. We went there because NY philharmonic was playing a free concert. It was prettyawesome. I liked it a lot. It kinda was like the concert in August Rush. We watched someawesome fireworks afterward and left home. I took a shower, because my clothes were kindadamp from the humidity and my sweat. The shower was very refreshing. And I am here now.

Its not a SUPER long one I suppose, but it will do.Sleep well my friend~William

so after a day of hardcore tiredness and Runefactory, I chilled out and played piano for a while.Then I read mangas. Specifically Special A. It's an interesting one. The main character is godlikeand can do anything except cook, but the whole point is she's trying to beat the supreme godlikeguy that she likes on the inside but she's too retarded to figure out her own deal. Yea, it's a nicetime waster. Jazz tomorrow.Then I washed the car, and we went and visited my grandparents back from Greece. I came upwith some lyrics while I was there cuz it got boring pretty fast

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My boys and my girlsMy sons and my daughtersThe most beautiful sights in the worldFor whom I'd swim raging waters

it's like a mix of animal collective and decemberists lyrics, but with a Lizstomania feel andmelody. That's just a chorus line, I'd think. I dunno. It's just on offhanded little thing.After we were done visiting the grandparents, we went back home, and I ripped Phil off thecomputer. No bullshit today, I was just like NO GTFO (GET THE FUCK OFF) It applies! Butyea, cuz I need to sleep tonight. Which is why I'm glad that my half day ends here, and I took upall the cool stuff in the last late correspondence.Do you know how fun it is to yell out the window at people "HARRY POTTER!!!!" In a deathmetal voice? IT'S VERY FUN. Especially when they know you. It's frickin' awesome. Yeeeeep.I need to get a song out soon, goddamnit. Need to use that keyboard that I figured out how to fix.Also I found a prospective job offer, but I have yet to call back to her. I should really do thattomorrow. I forgot today because of the grandparents thing.

Alright I'm done with that. Not much to tell. Holmie G.George

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Summer Correspondence Day 38 7/16/09 I didnt get to do what I planned to do today. I was planning on reading ALL DAY, but my cellphone woke me up. Twas my aunt. She told me Kelly needed me to watch her daughter for awhile. Molly was her name. She is a rowdy one. Very rowdy. ummm... we did things. She waskinda abusive to her rabbits, but I dont think she knows better. She is 4 after all. but yeah... We

watched the simpsons movie, I gots paid and then I had to hurry next door at my aunts house.We had to hurry up and get ready to go to the beach. I brought my book in the car and startedreading. We went to pick up my cousin and his friend. I didnt get much reading done after that,because they were being loud and pushy. I, honestly, dont think I was that rambunctious when Iwas 8. But, its been years, so I dont remember all the details of my past life. We got to the beachand set up our cabana. I took my cousin and his friend to the actual beach part, because the sandextends out pretty far to where the cabanas are and there is also a pool as well, which isinteresting at a beach. We jumped into the giant waves and yeah. The water wasnt too cold, but itwas EXTREMELY salty. I could have died of dehydration if I stayed there long enough. Wemoved to making sand castles, then they found sand crabs, to which they started abusing them. Igot annoyed of this. We had to leave anyway. So I took a quick shower to get all the sand that

was chaffing me off. and we packed up and left. We had dinner on the way back. I read a bitmore. Then fell asleep. I woke up when we were almost home. We dropped off his friend. Wedropped of his grandma, which I didnt mention before. And We got home. My uncle had to carryhim inside since he was pretty much knocked out. I shook him a littler, but he wouldnt wake. Hewas that tired.I took a proper shower and umm.... got here.

Sorry its short, but I dont feel much like doing this. I'm kinda tired right now. But kinda not.

I'll talk to you later dood~William

I got a job lately and I called up hella volunteer services today. Ugh god I'm gonna get so busy. Ineed to get more sleep.

Wake up, take a shower, brush my teeth (for some reason my breath was absolutely horrid thismorning), walk to jazz. Lately when I walk to Jazz I like to suck in/ flex my stomach, sortof testing out whether it makes a noticable impact on my overall abdominal physique. It would bereally cool if for 10 or 20 minutes each day you could just flex or something and you get aFUCKIN SIX PACK. Not likely...So Annika picks us up, we go to jazz

jazz jazz jazz jazz jazzPeter was EXCESSIVELY GAY TODAY. I wanted to tell him to FUCK OFF, AND LEAVE

MY LEG ALONE. Goddamn his gay self that totally doesn't set off my gaydar. It's crazy. Ireally believe that he's not gay but he's fucking pissing me off. I should just ask him offhandedlyand see if he gets offended.Boobapadoo. Dave is back, and over the flu. I think that maybe his ego grew. A little bit, notalot.Jazz jazz jazz. Annika was very pleasant today. Brendon wasn't there. Hm. Coincidence? ITHINK NOT.But she was specifically pleasant to ME, so it was like that. I guess. Eh> All I know is that

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without Brendon there, there is alot more oppurtunity for unsupressed JOYFULLNESS ANDJUBILEE. Even Katy's nondescript negativity cannot hinder my day! She is a strange child. Ihave an inkling that she may like me but she also hates me, so it's interesting. I will just let hercontinue on her way.After a joyful lunch, jazz jazz jazz jazz jazz.

We go home, I talk with Aaron for like 3 minutes then go home, eat blackberries along the way.Get home, stuff. Watch TV, eat my lunch.Call all the Medical volunteershipsCall Joi to get my Alpaca shit jobGo down to Kohl's to return a shirt and have a very horrible time being so stressed out andoverthinking everything.Not to mention I was sweating from riding the scooter down there. WIth Phil.Then I chill out on the computer for the rest of the time, reading Special A.George

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Summer Correspondence Day 39 7/17/09Woke up, Joi called about my job and goddamnit that's why I hate Phil. He talks at you whileyour on the phone. And yells at you. Retarded. So I start on Monday. Goddamnit there are ants inthe garbage can. RRRRGH PHIL IS RUINING MY ROOM. ANTS AND HOTWEELS ALLOVER THE FLOOR. THAT LITTLE BITCH DOESN'T UNDERSTAND MY WORDS WHEN

I TELL HIM TO STOP WITH THE HOTWEELS AND THE FOOD.Well, anyways, got up, took a shower, got dressed, gathered up Rosella's birthday present andspent about a half an hour doing harry potter fontacious"HAPPY BIRTHdAY" It looked freakin' epic. I was proud of it. And then some Harry, and adash of Voldemort, and it was doneI got her a scarf, inside a custom detailed bag. A green scarf. Like, green, like HAWAII. THINKBRIGHT GREEN HAWAII. I thought it would fit the hippy Rosella that we all know is trulyhidden and waiting to burst forth.So mom drives me to the transit mall, Everybody's already there except for Rosella, Stephen,Kim and maybe someone elseList of people at Party: Ciara, Aaron, Jamie, Tiffany, Stephen, Rosella, Lesley, Anthony, Kim,

Ashley. Kim as in Kim Weed.INTERRUPTION FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTSOME HOW MY FAVORITE NEWGROUNDS TECHNO OF ALL TIME HAS MADE THETOP 3 WTF IT'S BEEN THERE FOR LIKE 2 YEARS BUT IT'S BACK ON THE CHARTSHOLY SHIT I'M SO HAPPYhttp://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/109650FEEEEEEEEASTI'M SO HAPPY THAT NEWGROUNDS KNOWS WHAT TO APPRECIATEAHAHAHAHAH TRIUMPHOkay now that that triumph is done, we drive to SF. It's an awesome ride. Sitting next to Lesleydoing and listening to Star Wars raps. Intense.We get to Quidditch after some getting lost, when we get to Golden Gate Park. QUidditch lookedexiting at first, but now I think it sucks. Wtf. Frisbees? THAT'S STUPID SHIT YO! But therings they set up were hilariously legit and I thought it was awesome.We hung out and ate, people who didn't have wands found one, we ate pizza, and potatoe salad,and cookiesThen we played wizard games, like Steal the Sorcerors Stone. In the midst of that gamequidditch left and we didn't even notice cuz it sucked so much.Then came Find the Horcruxes. Then was Harry Potter Trivia. I got alot right just cuz of testtaking strategy. I saw Anthony using it too but he was using it in the wrong direction. Anthonyknows a suprising amount of information about Harry Potter.Capture the phoenix. I got caught, along with Aaron. In this one we used a jail. Ciara was our

jailer. When Anthony freaking scored against us, me and Aaron tag teamed Ciara. He get herarms and I got her legs, and we picked her up and carried her to the safe zone. It was frickingbrilliant. It's interesting how we carried a biting and kicking girl that far. Ciara should watch out.If we could do that, then what can PRACTICED RAPISTS do? Yea but she hated us I guess, butnot really. I think she was just frustrated that we TOTALLY OWNED HER.Then new teams Aaron, Stephen, and Anthony all on the other team? Well, fuck that. I tagged allthree of them and made the other team forfeit. EAT THAT LOSERS. I'M FASTER THAN YOUEVEN WITH LOOSE PANTS. Btw my pants were too big and were falling off alot. It sorta

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pissed me off. I either need to wear a belt... or wear sports shorts under my pants everyday, inanticipation of running. That would be awesome. But uncomfortable.Then we got done with our wizard games. I don't think Ciara was actually mad, that silly girl.We almost went to some random windmill, which my mom said was the landmark for Funland,which is an old amusement park, but we went straight to the rainforest cafe instead.

Kim couldn't fit in the parking spaces. It was all very nerve wracking. But then we found a space,so joy to us! Then we arrived at the Cafe after a short adventure. They called Rosella's dad,Michael Beardon, Michelle Bordon. It was hilarious. But not really. Cuz when they call yourname it's time to be seated, so that's ridiculous. How do you MISHEAR FUCKING WORDS. I'dunderstand if you read writing wrong, but HOLY SHIT. SERIOUSLY? If I heard a crazyRUSSIAN or PORTUGESE, or even NORWEGIAN NAME, I'd try my FRICKING BEST TOGET CLOSER THAN SOMETHING THAT SOUNDS NOTHING LIKE IT. Damnit.Rainforest was amazing, Rosella gave us all presents. It was amazing. She gave everyone booksthat fit their style, it was totally great. I got the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Super similar to TheCounte of Monte Christo, and historical to my favorite disney movie! She is so great. Dangit,having a Hobbit party just drives me nuts. It's too nice. Apparently, giving gifts to your guests is

a hella greek thing to do my mom keeps saying. So I'll inform Rosella that she was hella greek.Then we got two lava cakes that don't actually have fire on them THey had eternal flamingwands tho, which was aweosme(silver sparkley shtuff. So we had a good time with Lava cakes.THen we vamoosed. The Wrock kids left, and the regular kids left also, but back to Petaluma.The regular kids were all the guys, and Kim. It was pretty funny.The drive home was aweosme, just alot of talking about awesome stuff like Politics,Darshivism(*Anthony's religion), lots of movies, and the like. And Dante's Inferno. WHich isalso awesome.We get back, there was talk of going to Stephen's house for a little while to plan/shoot a moviepossibly, but he didn't call me back. The dick.I went to the restroom in High Tech (Xavier is such a nice guy. His name is pronounced HAVIAIR) and waited with Jamie until my mom came and picked me up,we got burger king for dinner.I read some Monte Cristo when I got home. Ate a frikin burger. Read some MOnte Cristo andwatched some Everybody hates Chris.Then I played some epic awesomeness on Newgrounds. This game is beautiful. Absoultelygorgeous and totally fun.http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/503833Me and Tiffy aren't much of any kind of friend anymore. It's a sad thing, but not really, since itreally hasn't affected anything anyway.I expect alot of friends. Maybe she still is my friend and I'm just being really jerkoffy byexpecting too much from her.And Dear Reader, Wizard People is the best thing ever. It's on youtube, just search it. BESTTHING EVER.Alright I'm fricking done. It's one int he morning. WHY DOES TIME MOVE SO FASTLATELY!??!! JEEESUS.George

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Summer Correspondence Day 40 (and 39) 7/18/09 Sorry I'm late for this one. I have been pretty exhausted lately and I REALLY REALLY didntwant to deal with this. I'm still recovering from my exhaustness with added exhausteness and I'mforcing myself to do this. Even though right now I dont think its that bad to do. I'm confusingmyself here. Anyway let me tell you aboot my 2 days I have not done this. It actually has felt like

forever since I have done this actually...I had to wake up early on friday, because I had to babysit little Molly again. but not for long. Weended up watching this really horribly made children's show on learning how to read. Its called"fletcher's place" its so bad its funny.† WOAH I MADE A CROSS AND I HAVE NO IDEAHOW I DID IT † I KNOW HOW TO DO IT††††††††††††††††††anyway, we finished that with all the really bad acting and stuff. I laughed in my mind, because Iwas trying to be courteous to Molly, for it is her favorite show. We finished that played Hide andseek for a while and began to watch harry potter and the Goblet of Fire, but the disk was soscratched it didnt work 20 minutes into it. It didnt matter, because Kellie, Molly's mother camehome. I got my money and went back home.

I forgot what I did next... I think I read for a bit, I cant quite remember. I must have read.Anyway. I assisted with the unloading of groceries and went back upstairs to read. If that is whatI did. David came home, I think I took a nap and then went downstairs to watch a couple movies.What happens in vegas and The breakfast club (which happens to be my cousin's first R-ratedfilm. I still think its brilliant. I had dinner and afterward, I helped david clean his room, but itwas mostly me cleaning it because he spent 20 or 30 minutes taking a shower. somethingrediculous like that.¥¨¥¥¥¥ ¥¨¨¨¨ˆˆˆˆ´ ∑œß∂ƒ©˙ ˚ ˙©ƒ∂ ≈ç√∫̃ ∫√ç≈ç√∫̃ ∫√ç√∫ I'm figuring outsome interesting signs. ≈≈çç√∫̃ ˜µ ≤åßååååßß ∂∂∂ƒƒ©©˙ ˚Lately David has been giving this horrid attitude. Its been getting on my nerves. He has beenignoring what people are saying, so you have to call out his name many many times to get hisattention, and he has been really whiny and stuff. Gawd. I am just tired of it.So, My aunt and uncle leave for a dinner and comedy club and its my first REAL timebabysitting david. We play Rockband for a while, then I get a call from Kellie, requesting that Iwatch Emma for her for a while. I ask her to call my aunt to make sure its cool, Emma comesover and now I"m getting extra paid. We play Mario kart for a while and then Start Spirited awayat 8:00. David has been wanting to see that for a while now. I think he enjoyed it. He is all aboutaction though, so I dont know if he enjoyed it that much. He is one of those kids who are intoTRANSFORMERS and BAKUGAN and BEN 10 and rediculous stuff like that. But it makes methink about my childhood, but I was a different kid. I was into video games and stuff. I knowlittle kids are into video games as well, but their taste went to the shits. They all seem to likelicensed crappy games. From what I have seen with david and his friends almost NONE of themplay Zelda or liek Awesome mario games. They play, SPEED RACER Wii and BEN 10 andNERF N-STRIKERS (yes, that is a video game) at least I had decent taste in video games when Iwas 8. Hell, I had better taste in games when I was 5. My kids are not going to buy games likethose. Anyway, Done with that rant XDI read with david for a while after the movie, kids these days are having such a hard time to read,btw. And then I set him to bed. He kept on insisting on calling his parents to say goodnight. Hetold me he has never gone to bed without them around before. I think that is quite sad, really.

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I read for the rest of the night. I FINALLY FINISHED THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS. I justhad no time to read it and when I did, I didnt feel like reading it, so I just set time from 12am-2am, to finish it. I kept dozing off in the middle of the chapters, but I was liek, "one more page.one more page" and I ended up finishing it. I went up to david's room to go to bed, but I wasnttired, so I grabbed the 3rd book and began. but I decided I was tired and went to sleep.

I woke up around 6:50 because my cousin got up and started playing Mario Kart DS below mybed (bunk bed) on full volume. I told him to turn it down or turn it off. I dont remember whathappened after that because I fell asleep. I woke up again around 9:40, went downstairs and hadbreakfast. Then I brushed my teeth, and actually started the 3rd book. I read a couple chapterswhen my aunt suggested I took a shower before we left to the beach. I thought it was odd, but Ididnt refuse the idea. After the shower I continued my reading adventures, but then I had tovacuum and help load the car, of which I was reading little bits in between each task. I read inthe car on the way to the beach cabana. and when I got to the cabana, I read while lunch wasprepared. I read while eating lunch and a bit after lunch. I kept getting distracted with mycousin's insistent whining. But he wanted to go fly a kite, and even though I didnt feel like it, for

I dont think its really that much fun, I went with him anyway. after 30 minutes of extreme kiteflying, we headed back and grabbed some fold chairs and umbrella and headed out to the beach.My cousin likes to walk 1/20th of a mile per hour. He is such a slow walker. I've only met 1person who walks just as slow as him. I think she graduated Windsor High school now. Its reallyhard to walk with people who walk that slow. I wonder how the get around the world at thatpoint.Anyway, I played in the water for a while, in which my aunt and uncle soon came to join us. Iheaded down near the life guards (they hate it when you are in the water far away from them)and I played in the waves there for a while. And they are not wimpy waves, they are prettyextreme waves. I did a little body surfing and such on it. But then I turned my head for a secondand a wave smacked me right in the ear and gave me a massive headache. it hurt like a bitch andI was hoping that it isnt one of those things where you hit your head and soon later die, just likeBilly mays and Liam neeson's wife. I hope I'll be fine. So after getting hit, I walked back to thestaked spot and read for a while. David soon complained about me not playing with him, I gotpissed and just stopped reading and played with him. Then I stopped and read some more andwent back to the cabana at which the sand was really irritating my skin, so I took a shower andgot into my usual clothes. Then as I was reading. I remembered, or thought that Rosella had herparty today and she requested that I call, so I can talk to you all, but I found out that it wasyesterday. But she gave me a quick update and had to leave because she got a free access toanother wizard rock concert. After that conversation I realized that I was talking to you, Joey andRosella the most this summer. Though not Joey as much any more because I mentioned myphone bill might be a little overwhelming for my mother and she just said, "call me when you getback home".After talking to Rosella, I went back to read, but I felt uncomfortable in those plastic white chairsand went down to the sand. I read for a while and kinda dozed off, but Molly was around and shewas waiting till I was asleep so she could jump on my "tummy". She made friends there and theywere dumping sand on me and stole my book. I just brushed it off and asked for it back andcontinued reading. kinda distracted by them talking to me. By then I was a little over half waythrough the book. I had dinner and then took david to this sandy grassy hill. THOUST HASTGOT SAND UNTO MINE EYE. We started claiming spots. I claimed three spots and named

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them as the countries of Williamsburg, Sproutsland and Frankladesh (aaron and rosella regoverning that one though). David named his after transformers.I got back, read some more and left. I read in the car on the way back with a flashlight. And hereI am at my aunts house.After doing my internet related things, I will be on aim, talking to you, and reading.

~Williamwoke up, and goddamnit Joi called me up to work. I was sorta pissed off since we discussed thedays I'd be working, and it's not nice that she doesn't give a shit, but I wasn't doing anythinganyway so I went and worked begrudgingly.Worked hard scooping shit and doing assorted deeds for 2 hours. I sweated like a beast. I nearlydied 45 times from consecutive water loss. But I drank two Cokes so I guess that makes up forit? Who knows. Well, that sucked, cuz it was so hot, so that's why I'm gonna work in themorning.I got paid $20 and I was on my way. She also LENT ME HER IPOD FOR THE AMOUNT OFTIME I WORK FOR HER. It's pretty magical. She couldn't find the chord but it turns out Ialready had one at home, that I found on the ground at school previously during Sophomore year.

So it was all magical, and now I have a frickin 80 gig ipod on temporary loan to me for lets sayat least 5 weeks. Magical.Lets call it a perk for the job. My perks are that I can work overtime, I get an ipod, and I getsodas to keep me alive. Whatever. Steady income is nice enough for me.I'd like to start saving up for a really nice electic/digital piano with a USB port. Cuz howStephen's keyboard started acting retarded, I do not want to repeat that. And my USB things haveNEVER failed me, except for my already-retarded video camera that was never properlyLICENSED BY MICROSOFT. THose sony assholes. They caused me alot of trouble.ALRIGHT ALL RIGHTGet homeEat FOODS

Go on the computer, do stuff like read hella MANGAAAAAHold my Counte of Monte Christo. I like holding it. I don't need to read it. I can jsut space out if it's in my hands.Then I help my dad cut nails off of wood,and then we go to Cattlemens for my Yaiya's 84th birthday. My Papou is 89, and they are bothreally old. Wow.So me and George Katsaros have a good time. It's the first time I've seen him in person since hegot back from Greece. Or maybe there was another time. No, I don't think so. But yea, he's back,and he's still funny.So after I got "Petit's Special", because it turns out Pete's Special at Cattlemen's is aRIDICULOUSLY SMALL LITTLE STEAK WTF, we all go out, take a picture with the wooden

cowboy, and go home. Then I youtube it up for the rest of the night.I keep imagining playing Elton John's Your Song to Annika. But I dont' know how to play it, orsing it, and I don't know the words, and obviously that's ridiculous in the first place. I sortof wantto breach a boundary and ask her how Brandon makes her happy. It might be interesting. Ihaven't really even pondered if that question will set off a chain reaction of events that leads toAnnika's imminent demise. Cuz really when you step out of your boundaries bad shit happens,and not necessarily to you.I DUNNO

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DUNNO DUNNODUNNO DUNNO DUNOOAaron is in my Wrock band. We have yet to have a name. Shit. I have to start the Jam List too.Damnit Jay discouraged me. Cuz now I have to live up to great expecations. Well ok, I can DOTHAT IF I TRY. HELL YEA. JAPANESE MANGA GIVE ME STRENGTH TO OVERCOME

THE PRESSURES OF JAZZ JAMMING. It should be a comfortable thing, I don't like forced jazz. No the jam should be coool but awesome, and somewhat serious. But light and fluffy.Like a marshmellow. Ok I'm done Wow I need to revamp my sleep schedule if I'm gonna work at 6 ever morning of the week.George

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Summer Correspondence Day 41 7/19/09I have to start this early today.I have to work tomorrow, and Jazz.So, woke up did stuff. Ate breakfast. RUNE FACTORYDrove into Penngrove and got some chicken feedRUNE FACTORY

Then I died. SO I was like F THIS and I read Monte Christo for a while. Villefort WAS cool butnow he's an ASSHOLE.But Danglars is a BIGGER ASSHOLE THAT EVERYONE COMBINED. HE'S GONNA GETASSRAPED AT THE END OF THE BOOK.Then I read Special A, gave my iLoan (my iPod on loan. Yep, it's called an iLoan from now on)some new playlists. Like AWESOMEand JAZZ. AND SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS. But it won't take the dragonforce mp3s. Idon't know why. I want dragonforce.... on my iLoan....TUTThen Stephen called me up so I'm writing this really quick while eating, then heading over to hishouse for his half birthday party. Hella fuckin bomb, but no presents. Screw that. I'm really hot.

Hot food is making it worse. So I might update. But I'll go eat in the cool basement now. CIAOGeorgethere really wasnt much today. I spent it mostly at the beach reading. I am tired and I apologizefor this being a two sentence correspondence.~william

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Really. Once a couple minutes passed I realized that she really wasn't mad at me or bored withme, or actually she was bored with me, because I'm not really that good of setting up a longlasting, constant conversation. So we talked in minute-segments. It was interesting. Definitelygave me a headache at how much effort I had to put in. But it was really nice, and so we talkedof things for a long time. Then I walked her back to her home and drove back to my own house.

At which I menially helped my parents with the barn, then read Special A and QC andShortpacked until now, in which I am reading Special A still. I have to work on Teusdays toonow. It's a full work week. NIIICE. God I need to sleep earlier. And my alarm was set for AMthis morning but damnit since there was a power outage a few days before, the CLOCKSAM/PM was wrong. FUCK. So I won't be late again. Nope. I will be on time for work. ANDbECAUSE OF THIS. I HAVE DECIDED THAT I SHALL RUN OR WORK OUT IN THEMORNING AFTER WORKING, SO THAT I SHALL SMELL LIKE SHIT AND SWEAT, andNOT JSUT SHIT, BEFORE I TAKE A SHOWER.JAPERFECT PLANWORK, WORK OUT, AND SHOWER.

Place the sweaty things next to each other for a PERFECT PLAN.SO YES.Good day to you. And i thoroughly enjoyed the last correspondence. Your message was perfectlyconveyed in a few words. You wanna know what that's called? The strong man's language.You're not quite there tho, because in that Language what you wanted to say was "Uh"If I wanted to sum up this entire email, it would be. "MmHm"George, or GuhMmhm

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Summer Correspondence Day 43 7/21/09ah.... lets see....Today was kinda productive.I woke up 5 till 10. My cousin was laying in bed waiting for me to wake up for god knows how

long. I felt really bad, but you know me staying up till 4 has some bad effects on those who fallasleep. He wasnt 'ungry till 'e 'ound 'ome coisonnetesetesetesetes I cant spell it right now. Myaunt requested that I had him work on some reading and writing practices this morning andsuggested we go to the library. Though, after doing those practices for him, we played rock bandfor a while. And the prepared to go to lunch. It was kinda raining, so getting out of the house anddoing things would be hard. We just went out for pizza, and looked for the library, but I gave up,because it twas still raining and I got tired of it. David and I got back and played The BeatlesMonopoly. I had the worst luck ever. I had to give 200$ on my first turn, and went to jail 2 timesbefore I could actually go around the board and pass GO. And we listened to Beatles music whileplaying, but David, kept trying to skip some of the best songs. I yelled at him to let it be(hahahaha) and just continue playing. He kept saying "YESSSSS" to every single roll he got.

from 2-12. It go irritating. Then he started giving me money after I had to mortgage everything Iowned. The game went on longer and he just lowered prices of his lots from 1025$ to 25$. It waskinda sad.After that, I tried to get him to watch Castle in the Sky, but the internet kept dropping out. and itwas annoying. I was actually surprised at how much he liked Spirited Away. He didnt seem likeit enjoyed it that much, but the next morning, he watched it again. I caught him a little overhalfway through. And he wanted to watch it for a third time. Its too sad that he wasnt able towatch Castle in the Sky. So, we just versed eachother in Mario Kart DS, but I fell asleep kinda.And I guess we ended up playing Mario Kart Wii. Rainy days are best for Video games. IREALLY feel like playing Mario Kart Double Dash, I hadnt really realized how good that gamewas. Now I kind miss it and how original it is. I do think Mario Kart Wii is fun, but I dont reallylike how the item randomization works. Its kinda annoying how people in front are restrictedfrom some items, but I know its to make it more fair, but I didnt really find it unfair when othersgot lightning bolts when they were in front. I found it more challenging and thus more fun. Ifound out he doesnt know What Super smash bros is. I named some people, but he doesnt reallyknow any nintendo characters, which I found sad. So, I might get him it. He needs to know aboutthis game.Other than that.... I'm kinda relived that rosella says that she is cool with me liking her, in a way.But I'm glad that she says that nothing would change if I did like her, which is kinda nice toknow that we'll still be friends, even though that statement makes me think she isnt thatinterested, but time may change.I think thats all I have to say right now. I dont know..........Yep~William lolololol you got owned at monopoly. Nice.I woke up early, fell back asleep for ten minutes, but then got back up and got ready really fastand went over to Joi's. Then I started working.Today I didn't go as fast... it was weird. So I worked an hour and 15 minutes. The reason it took longer I think is Joi wasn't helping me this time. She actually does make it go faster, I guess. AndI get payed by the freakin MINUTE. She payed me $13 because I worked for the extra 15

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minutes. I guess that's a very good thing.Then I go home, FUCKIN' WORK OUT. YEA> EXERCISE BIKE, CRUNCHES, weird legups.And after a while I was sweating alot and I felt like I was gonna barf, so I finally gave up andtook a showerOrange juice and left for Denny's. I walked really fast today. Wow. Ate blackberries. They were

good today.Talk with Aaron, on the way to Jazz we debate about Emma Wattson and flavored condoms.Jazz jazz jazz jazz.Lunch, we listen to the other side of your tape with the mexican music.Jazz jazz jazz jazzgo home, Get home, and I eat some food and chill, fall asleep with my Count of Monte Christo,wake up and kick Phil off the computer and read Special A, talk with people, and here I am.Today I had strange ponderances of whether Brendon and Annika really like each other or are

just together because they are both there. So I've sorta decided for myself that I'll seriously think about whether I want to confess to Annika when she gets back or soemtime around that.That's all for today! Oh, it's so suspenseful in the Count of MC... he just can't seem to get in the

same cell as teh Abbé Faria.Ok that's teh end of my correspondence.BamMmHmGeorge

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Summer Correspondence Day 44 7/22/09Today was a quite marvelous dayGo to work at Joi's, get payed 15Go home quick, take shower, leave quick, RIDE A FRICKING SCOOTER TO DENNY'SWITH MY TROMBONE THROUGH MY BACK PACK

GOt there in 15 minutesIt was epic. My leg burned like hell tho. Spent all my 15 +1 dollars for breakfastfuck orange juice. They charge by the cup and tricked me into getting two. Shoulda just gottenwater.Jazz was crazy today. Quick qcuik setup for concert, barely eat two string cheeses, oh shit soundcheck concert went very well. I am proud of our great concert. It was AAAAWESOEM.Commander Dave had me sign his "come to my shows" list. What a pompous guy. But he'salright, cuz he's so ridiculous it's funny.Go home with Aaron's parents, leaving Brendon the scooter.Aaron's father drives me home, I get home, eat stuff and read the Count of Monte CHristo.

EXCITING SHIT DUDE. I LIKE THAT BOOK.Then I kick Phil off the computer and get a bunch of Parry Gripp songs.And Tiffany/Ciara/Rosella called me because of So You THink YOu Can Dance, and talked tome twice of events to conspire on Friday.I also talked to the lady for Petaluma Valley Hospital so I'm on the list for volunteers in the fall.Parry Grip, youtube, facebook, Annika talked. So I talked back.My neighbour is harbouring an African priest we found out, and they are throwing a fundraiserBBQ for a new church over in Kenya.We might go. $20 is alot but it's cool for giving African people a water source next tot he church.Then a bunch of random,Phil broke the shower, I hope temporarily and I hope it's fixed by tomorrow morning cuz OHSHIT I WORK WITH SHITUH OHyep yepThat's all there is to it.Georgeyeah. My day was decent.I woke up to david staring at me. it was almost 9:00. I went downstairs grabbed a bowl of cerealand played some video games with him yo.We then got ready to leave for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (a.k.k.k.a. The annex) we gotdressed, I refilled my metro card and we left on subway. wasnt to hard to get to. On the Way agay rights activist was asking people to stop for gay and lesbian rights. I decided to support the

cause and talked to him briefly. He thanked me then I took david to a pizzaria for lunch. He is aslow person. Not in the head or anyhting, but in general. He takes his time eating pizza (40-50minutes) and he likes to walk as slow as a slug. Its pretty bad. I was telling him "look, if youwalk faster, I'll walk slower. There has to be a happy medium here and its not working with youwalking .05 miles an hour" I eventually dragged him down to the Annex. We got there and paidfor the tickets. They were kinda expensive but oh well. I entered the first room and it was SOCOOL. They had many walls of signitures that would glow if their music was playing. and like itwas pretty awesome. So we were let into a theatre room with stools for seats. We watched a little

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video, basically, the evolution of rock and roll. It was loud and crazy cool. After that we took anaudio tour of the area (the audio being only music) every time we stopped at a little band artifact,like madonna's pointy boob corsette, it would play his or her music. We wandered around more,found bruce springsteen's car and some lyrics from bob dylan and Billy Joel. Jimi Hendrix'sguitar and such. We eventually got to this little special exhibit on John Lennon. It was cool. A lot

of little things about him.We left and had 3 hours to spare. So we wandered the city for a while.Not that many interesting stores. We stopped at a Gamestop and I got him a DS game. HE NOWHAS A DECENT DS GAME IN HIS COLLECTION. I got him spectorbes, a pokemon ripoff,but still orginal in its own way. I keep telling him that I know what I'm getting because I havedecent-good tastes in games. But he told me I dont, he wouldnt give me reasons, but he has noidea how bad Speed racer for the Wii and DS are. Licensed games are made by the devil. Theyare horrible. I never trust a single one.Anyway, I got myself Fire Emblem and traded in Digaea (my grandma got it for me, and it reallywasnt what I expected. Plus I had to play many of the levels over again because I didnt saveoften enough. so I got frsutrated, and the design is awkward.)

We eventually made it home and I took a nap, because it was hot.Thats about it.Night dood~william

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Summer Correspondence Day 45 7/23/09

See Next Day

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Summer Correspondence Day 46 7/24/09Heh, since you were spending the night at Jamie's house and probably is again; I decided to missa day and catch up today.besides, my internet crapped out on me so I couldnt do it anyway.

Day 45:I can barely remember what happened...I think... MY cousin and my aunt were supposed to go to the beach, but it was raining. So, he hada friend come over and I kinda watched both of them, because my aunt went to meet up one of her friend's she hasnt seen in a while. We mostly played video games, because we done knowwhat else to do on a rainy day. They really arent interested in online videos or music, they didntwant to play board games, and 8-year-old boys never sit around and talk. Its just not conceivableat that age. Unless you did. His friend wasnt very good at Mario Kart or Rock Band (but rock band is kinda hard) he did like Wii Sports. David was trying to control everything from levels tothe games they play. I'm trying to get him to take turns and stuff, but he gets so dramatic overwinning or losing. I must be over reacting since a lot of kids are like that. Then I talked to you

guys and it suddenly ended. I have no idea what happened. Kelsey picked up out of nowhere andsaid something about calling back later. So..... Thats about it. I played rock band for a while afterthe internet crapped out. I forgot that Chop Suey was on the game and I was super excited when Igot it!

But thats about it for that day.

Day 46:I woke up today and... I cant remember what I did. I got dressed and went over to Kellie's houseto watch Molly and Emma while Kellie went to work out. David came over because my aunt hadto go to work. Kellie came back, I sat at her house for a while, till her guitar instructor cameover. I met him and he played "Black Bird". I thought that was pretty cool. Then Molly, Emmaand David came back to my aunt's house to get out of Kellie's hair. We played video games for awhile and then I let them do whatever. I felt really tired all of a sudden and laid down up stairs.David is responsible when it comes to kids in the house, so I trust him to tell me if anything wentwrong. Something happened in which I came down and told them that I wanted them to leave totheir house for lunch. We cleaned up all the toys they scattered and as I was about to open thedoor to walk them out, kellie was there to take them home. I managed to get her to get David outof the house.I made myself hellza hot dogs and ate while playing super mario galaxy. hmm.... my aunt camehome and told me she wanted to take a bike ride, because it was such a nice day. She left tokellie's for whatever reason and I dozed off on the couch. She came back, I dont know how muchlater, and said that I wasnt a cat, I shouldnt be sleeping all the time. The kids wandered betweenhouses (they live next door to each other btw). I drew for a while and then we sent off on anexpedition to IKEA. Its a pretty cool store. I like their displays. We had lunch and Molly wasbeing a little bitch and started whining for a long time about stupid things. I drove David aroundin their shopping carts. He requested that I'd drive him and I basically ran him into a wall andstayed there. I call such acts as that as "cousinly love". Any time I'm mean to him is because Ilove him.

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I went food shopping with my aunt. The kids went home. She needed my help and stuff. We metup with this one guy who happened to be promoting a brand of Goat Milk Ice cream called "LaLoo's". It was sper awesome delicious ice cream. I really enjoyed the Strawberry and balsamicvinegar flavor. Twas epic. My aunt and I chatted with him for a while and he mentioned that theyproduce the ice cream in California. She asks where and he answers "Petaluma". For some

reason, I felt like I was talking a person I knew really well. It was funny. Apparently he went tocalifornia for his first time on tuesday to visit the place where they make it. I feel like I'm reallyhomesick if I meet a guy who happens to sell something from where I live. Or I think its anamazing coincidence.We came home and I sat around drawing for a while. I ate dinner while dealing with Molly andAmanda who were harassing the new kitten. Amanda was nicer, but Molly kept making it meowin pain. Amanda was taking it everywhere, but was nicer to it. the Adults left and I was there tobaby sit David and Amanda. Molly was whining because she didnt want to leave, you know...used a high pitch unintelligible "IEEDONWUNAHLEV!!!!!!1!!1111!!!11!1!1" she kept pokingmy ass and punching me in the crotch all day thinking it was funny. She is a Nasty four-year-old.I eventually had her day come over and drag her home crying.

David, Amanda and I played Rock band 2. Amanda is really good at the drums for being 4. Shemanaged to get the rhythms down relatively well. We stopped for a while and watched HomeAlone 2. David focused on it well, but Amanda was constantly distracted by the kitten. Shewouldnt leave it alone and kept asking if she could have it sit on her and stuff like that. FOR 2FREAKING HOURS. But other than that, it wasnt too bad. After the movie, the adults camehome around 11pm and took her home. People were saying how much of a hard time I wouldhave with her since she is a spoiled toddler, but I really dont think she is as bad as Molly.

I think thats about it now.See ya and I hope you are having a good time~William

For George: see next day

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Summer Correspondence Day 47 7/25/09Just realize that I'm insanely tired and I'm trying to recall 3 days of epic. So here we go, startingonTHURSDAY: DAY 45Wake up, and go work for Joi. I ponder the cuteness of Alpaca babies and how long it takes to

scoop shit in general. The babies make up for the shit. It's like their cuteness is a counterweightto the darkness and evil of their existence.Worked for 2 hours, got paid $20. GO home, and .... do stuff. I think I read the Count of MonteCHristo. All I know is that I didn't really play Wii for a long time. Maybe I play piano.Maybe... I completely forgot what I did in that space of time.... JUST KIDDING, NO WII, NOMONTE CHRISTOIT WAS THE LAST DAY OF JAZZ MUTHA TRUCKER!SO I HEAD DOWN TO JAZZ, show Aaron the song by Parry Gripp about having no moneybecause he bought an iPhone. I got him to laugh.Aaron has been more talkative lately. We laugh together alot, but it sortof concerns me that himand Ciara aren't close together anymore. I'll speak of this later in the correspondence.

We go to Jazz, Annika was still in Michigan. We get to jazz, it's the last dayWarmups, scales,JOKES,And Peter wasn't very gay that day. It's funny, just a few seconds ago I accepted his facebook thing, and it said his interests were women, and he was looking for friends, dates, andrelationships.But yea, shit goes down, we all finish jazz, we get Carrot cake during everybody's test. Then wetake off.AND PLAY OUR TROMBONES IN THE BOTTOM OF THE PARKING LOT.It was so cool. We just jammed and blasted and did shit until we were done. Drove home 2 hoursearlier than usually, and we help look for Aaron's broken smog belt, which he thought was hisalternator belt, which would of killed his car. He wouldn't have been able to drive it.Yep, get home, get hella ready. Take a shower, get crunk* (not really) get ready for 50's nightthat was actually not that night. It was for Friday night. Yep. So got hella ready, and then took off. Got to Jamie's before many other people.We played Brawl. Then people showed up. It was slow and steady but eventually it was thesophomore guysJesse, Jamie, Serge/Tristan, AlexThe Junior kids not in our groupKayla, Kent, Anthony Guenza, Anebel, aaaaand... eh. Idk Then our kidsTiffy, Rosella, aaand.... umthat's it until Stephen and Aaron came the next day. Aaron was there the first day for like an houror two.So after finishing Brawling, in which me and Serge developed a rivalry based on 1 on 1 battleswhich we traded off winning, we watched the 80's dance movie Breakin'. Hilarious. HEMAKES THE BROOM LEVITATE WITH HIS DANCE MOVES. We reversed all of theromanticism in the movie by changing everybody's sexuality so that we could explain theplotline in a different way.Then we went soda golfing *( hitting soda's while they are filled with soda with a golf club) So

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alot of that insanity goes on.Then we watch the Big Lebowski. That was a funny movie in which I partially fell asleep.OH EYA KELSEY. KELSEY. I FORGOT KELSEY. FUCK.KELSEY WAS THERE. Cuz I lent her my sleeping bag cuz she's a cold wimp girl.And so then I got under too. WOAH SEXY. No, it was completely unfolded so it was like

sleeping seperately in a very large bed. Chaste, Disneyland style. Cuz that's how I slept withMark.So yea, sexy time with Kelsey, Big Lebowski done, Anthony remakrs on the sexy time but it wasa joke. I wake Kelsey up, who claims she wasn't sleeping, but that's BOOLSHEET. But yea, ingeneral, sexy time ends, and everybody starts moving. We go outside for a second, then back incuz we were being too loud. By the way this is all happening in a cool auxilary outside room of Jamie's. Not inside his house. I actually partook in horrible quantities of swearing. That's whatthe company of fellows does to me. And the Big Lebowski.Stuff happens, I tell an epic ghost story where my brother is the main bad guy, and Anthonyturns into a demon at random. Only Tiffy, Rosella, Jesse, and ...Anebel lived through the story.And Kayla and Kent too. Everybody else died. Even Phil.

Then after a bunch of Random shit, the girls have to leave at 11:30. It's just the guys. We dosome random shit, watch 28 Days Later, in which I fall asleep (sorry if this is unchronologicalcuz after that I wake up at like 1), and we went outside for a bitDAY 46!!!!!So after 28 Days later, I wake up and everybody's playing Melee. So I'm like... whatever. I fellback asleep. Wake back up and play some melee. And I sorta come in 2nd and 3rd and 4th alot.Never first really. Until I was Marth. Then it was rape. And then I think I owned with Fox for noreason. Yea, but then it was voted that we should Brawl.So Brawl came. Ready? 8 hours of FUCKING AWESOME SHIT. After alot of everybodyplaying, and free for alls, and crazy shit, and playing throughhalf of Jamie's custom stages. ThenAlex, Serge, and I developed a system of 1 on 1 battles again. That was the last 6 hours. That'show it worked. For the first 2 hours of duels, we used items. Then it got more epic, and we gotrid of the items. DUDE. IT WAS SO FUCKING INTENSE. It was a crazy ass dodge fest, and if you made more than one mistake than your enemy, you were pretty much dead. I raped, withFalco, King Dedede, Marth, Lucario, aaaand I actually did pretty well with DK, sorta.But yea, hella dodge fest, super skillful holy shit reflexes. 20 minute fights for 4 lives. Craziestshit ever.Then after loads of Brawling morning comes.So then people finally wake up. We play more brawl. Go outisde to wake up a little, go back.The girls come back. We all chillax. Talk.Oh, note: Tiffy and Rosella left last night for So You THink You Can Dance. Those Fanatics.Then they came back.So we went and ate waffles, and bacon.Then we watch Pulp FictionGOod movie. Samuel L Jackson is a DEEP MUTHA FUCKA in that movie.Then shit happenned, people packed up, we walked down tot he creek, and then I had to go back so I left, but then I ran back really quick and said bye and thank you to Jamie. That wasimportant. I felt like I in no way sacrificed my pride in running back, but rather strengthened itby sticking to my convictions of saying thank you. By the way Jamie was down a fatass pipe.That's why I forgot about him. He was venturing the creek.

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I go home, eat Burger King (meh), go to work for Joi again. Get there, work for an hour. Thenshe learns that I was there. THis was at 2 in the afternoon. Then I helped her with alfalfa andfixing one Alpaca's eye. Her name was ebony, and she's got something messed up in her blood orsomething cuz her eye was all red. Something messed up.What a bitch to hold down though, she got away from me like 4 times. That Alpitch.

Then I went home, took a shower, and prepared for a wild night on the town with my morespecific friends.Got to Tiffany's, brought potatoe salad for the potluck dinner thing.We all get ready, and we all looked AMAZING. I was wary of my costume but everyone lovedit. Eventually pictures will happen, don't worry.So we ate, then Jamie and Alex showed up too, so it was special. Everybody was in 50's clothingfor bowling.Jamie, Alex Miller, Tiffy, Rosella, Ciara, Stephen, and I. Yes. Ciara had a pink dress andpigtails. She won, I swear to god you have to see ehr picture. It's hilarious. Totally pedophilestatus. She could trick somebody pretty bad.So we go bowling. We all look spectacular. We get there, some price confusion, some people

share bowling shoes. We all go. Apparently Ciara looked 12 in her dress so I was her father. AndStephen was the innappropriate Greaser who was stealing my poor baby. Tiffany was just somegirl, as was Rosella. Jamie was the inventor of Air Conditioning, and he brought his intern, Alex.We bowled, I won by 1 point even tho it was a FRICKING JOKE. IT WAS DUMB MAN.I tried to teach my darling daughter Jackie(Ciara) how to bowl, but she didn't learn very wellwhile she was being hit on so much by Stevo.Rosella was Rosie. Tiffany was Stevo's Girl. Jamie was Jeffrey Lebowski and Alex was hisnameless intern. I was Mr. Smith. We were so fricking legit. So we play, shit happens with ourlane and our screen, and a nerdy kid tries to fix it but the old guy ends up doing it. We eventuallyget done bowling, so we head back to Tiffy's to get picked up by Ciara's dad. I throw my shit inStephen's car and we all head to Ciara's house. I forget what time it was but it was pretty late.Definitely after 10. So we get over there and head downstairs into a small carpeted room. Then Ifall asleep pretty much straight off because everybody tried to start a Harry Potter reading circle.So yea fell asleepIn this space of time, I apparently slept-talked and did some funny weirdstuff (I remembernothing), like:I randomly got up and said, matter-of-factly, "But the other team came to ours and suggestedsomething..."I randomly got up and said, matter-of-factly, "Sometime after breakfast it was...."When everybody mentioned Premarital Hankey Pankey, I looked up and said "You reallyshouldn't" Then they say it again and I just say no, then they keep mentioning it and I stoptalking in my sleep.Aaron put a hair tie on my nose and I opened my eyes and tried to bat at it with my hands vainlyfor a few minutes, apparently.I snored "cutely" and "adorably", in a high pitched way, that they thought it must be Stephen, butit was me.Aand assorted random other sleeping antics. Yes. Apparently I'm weird when I'm asleep. NOTE:JAMIE AND ALEx LEFT AFTER BOWLINGDAY 47So I wake up, and lay there for a while. We all slept in the same room in sleeping bags. That's

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why Ciara's is awesome. Co-op is for kings. And queens. HAHAHA.So we all wake up, Aaron had already been awake and gone down to Pete's. So we sit around fora while, and then actually go to Pete's. We walk down without Tiffy and Stephen.We get there, and they are right in front of Pete's, Tiffy rapped up in a bed sheet. So we get somecoffe, I just get my sugar packets and a wooden stick, so that I can IV myself some sugar to keep

my alive. Stephen got a caramel latté, and Rosella and Ciara got Latté Macchiattos. I accidentallypulled Rosella out of line. I felt silly. So we all walk back to Ciara's house and hang out. At onepoint spread out across 4 rooms. But Tiffy and Stephen were being totally Rabbit. Meaning theywouldn't get off each other. At one point I had to use my authority whistle to stop the premaritalhankey pankey. I'm such a hipocrite, I'd be hella worse than Stephen. Gwarsh.We talk and shit, make up a screenplay about shredded oats. It's twilight zoney, about two gayparents and their two gender confused children. Lethario and whatsisname are the gay parentswhile Xavier and Fabian are the children. Xavier is our main character and after lots of girldrama with Butch, his dream girl with blatant lesbian attributes for dramatic irony, he hurlshimself off of a bridge into a river of milk, after which I consume him in a total mind blowingending. Twilight zone! ESQUE

steuff happens. I sing Lets Go Fly A Kite and rouse everybody from their seated positions andwe all go outside and go to the school on an adventure. There was a baseball game going on thatwe didn't watch, but apparently it merited a FREAKIN MEAT TRAIN. THAT WAS THECOOLEST BBQ/CAR/TRAIN I"VE EVER SEEN.We hung out, then returned home. Haha, I just called Ciara's house home. At that point we all layaround and chilled until it was time to go. It was funny. Did you know Rosella lays down inreally fricking weird positions? ALmost like yoga, but she says they are naturally comfortable.Yea so stuff happens, people leave, and then I help Ciara clean up and me and her have tea andchat. Then my parents show up so I get everything and I'm gone. Then me and my family (yes itwas a family affair to pick me up) go home and I try to help my mom move a new couch intot hebarn, but we leave it for later. I go inside and watch some rivetting TV for a while. That 70'sshow. Mm mm mm. Quite. Yes. What an entertaining show. I ate alot to compensate for mystarving at the other peoples houses for the past few days.Oh btw we ate pizza at Jamie's party.Yea then I challenge Phil to Brawl after my insane 8 hour training session with awesomeness. Igenerally kick his ass, although it's definitely not flawless. He managed to kill me once. I'msortof ashamed. But yea, I mess him up, and then claim superiority and get the computer fromhim. Lemme jsut say, I got BETTER during that FilmFestBrawl Session. Like WOW. I GOTPRETTY AWESOMELY GOOD>I feel like I could fight mondo!!!! Who is GOOD. I feel like I could fight MITCH, who is thecounty champion! And hold my own. That's all. I don't mean, but like seriously mess them up tilthe very end when they end up winning barely. If they made a mistake they would have died.That kind of thing.Got the computer, talked to people and did correspondence for the rest fo the day til fricking1AM now. Jerk. This took too long. Had a wonderfully long talk with Ciara. About both seriousand petty things. It's nice to talk to her, we can shift between both. I told her I liked Annika. I'mstarting to lose interest in keeping the secret, because honestly as soon as she comes back fromMichigan, I want to take her somewhere. Like the Hoffman Brothers Play, or the free indie showat Aqus. Or something. Yea. It's been decided, I shall not act against Brendon, but I shall try tomake Annika "change her opinion". That's completely legal, and Brendon can't say no cuz thatwould be him being a dick. But if Annika says no then woops. Whatever. Ciara really liked the

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idea of us being a couple. That was too nice of an image it made me happy, but it won't happenanytime soon so I didn't like it. I don't know if I'm getting stronger, or weaker, or just moreapathetic about keeping my secrets. They are coming out more frequently now.Yo, that's my story, biotch.So get ready, cuz once I know when Annika's getting back, shit's going down. And by that I

mean that I'm going to achieve things.So yea.HRMMGeorgewell, it sounds like you are having a good time, and its cool about you being more open to others.I dont think you are losing the will to keep your secret. You just trust more to keep quiet about itas well, and I'm sure they suspected it as well before anyway. Like you said before, Annikaprobably knows already.

As for my day...It was fine. I dont have as much to say as you did. I never really do. I try though.

I woke up before my cousin, which was surprising to me. I went downstairs and made someAWESOME CREAM OF WHEAT MAN DUDE. I havent had it in a while, so I was excited. / took a shower, because it had been a couple days and taking care of the kids were likeBRAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGA and I was liek, "shut up" and they did. so I took ashower. And umm... My incle forced me out of the house. So he left, I talked to Todd for awhile. And THEN I left. I started walking for about 10 blocks to subways 4 and 5. Got on those,and thennnnnnnn.... got of a couple stops later and looked around for J&R, which is anelectronics super store. And I got Flogging Molly: Swagger, and CAKE: Pressure Chief. I washappy and I left back on the 4 train. My plan was to go to the Guggenheim for the Frank LloydWright Exhibit, which was pretty awesome, btw. and ummmmmmmmmmm..........................

.......................................................................................................I went there and was amused for an hour and a half, then I went back and played games for along while. I didnt have dinner, because I wasnt hungry. And they came home a bit before 12am.so thats about it for me. Really.I'll be sending a second one in a matter of hours~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 48 7/26/09Today I was tired and did nothingRune Factory, cereal, and EXTREME FUCKING LOGGERS on the Discovery channelI drove to my grandparents house to get water and I talked to them for a whilecame back home, did stuff. Ate stuff

Played Brawl at Phillip's request, and won with good characters, lost with Peach and some othercharacter. I think that I won with Yoshi. I raped him with Dedede tho. Like, that was ridiculous, Ionly got about 20% in the entirety of the fight.This is Phil being Toon Link every time.So after I sorta got pissed off because he's a cocky little brat who's proud of beating me when I'mplaying as yoshi or something, we break. I go eat lunch. Wait but lemme just say that the daywas put out of chronology because when I got back from Grandma and Grandpa's house, Philwas off the computer. So webcomics and Special A for the rest of the day.Then we talked about our sophomore dramas on AIM for Jamie. and then everybody left so I'vebeen hella bored reading Special A.And I have work tomorrow, so I think I should sleep, cuz I'm hella tireeeeed.

HELLA HELLA HELLA HELLA HELLA HELLAIF I SAY THE WORD ENOUGH SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN, LIKE IN MARIOPARTYNah, I'm just trying to stop saying it. It's a bad habit.When I realize my mistake I make fun of it so I can remember it easier. So hopeuflly I willHELLA stop saying HELLA.stupid Norcal.Oh and Tiffany randomly emailed me today asking me whatsup and that we hadn't talked in awhile. That was out of the blue but pleasant. Maybe I should surprise people too. Maybe I'mdoing bad at my job of making other people happy, because I'm neglecting to put effort intosuprising them with joy.BE HAPPY WILL!I'm gonna email Annika first. she might be back and I bet it would make her happy if I saidhello. Maybe. Whatever XDWill, Rosella might like me, but she is much too chaste and probably doesn't even get it.Just something for you to chew on.And she might not and I might just be thinking really arrogantly.So yea.Dat's mah dai, boi!GeorgeXDI''m not much happier after hearing the stuff about Rosella. I"m sad, it might be true, but I cant

change anything about it. I doubt any girl at our school has much interest in me beyondfriendship. So, I suppose there is someone better for me out there somewhere. I'll just have towait and see. I suppose she didnt seem interested in the first place if she even knew. Myrandomness doesnt really attract many people, so I want to wait for someone who will appreciateit. But that doesnt mean I have lost interest in her and stuff. If , somehow, you do end up withher, congrats. Im glad she is happy and you are too :)

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Now on for my day. I mostly played Rune factory all day, and I did some work for my aunt. Butthats mainly it. I really dont have much to report for today.

have a good day, fine sir.~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 49 7/27/09OKay. Today was sorta cool. In it's own way.Woke up, oh shit, fall back asleep 3 times almost , go to Joi's , work ooooh, so much shit. My wrist gave out with the shovel cuz it was so heavy. My wrist isn't madefor 40 pounds of wet shit+shovel.

Joi gave me sodas and water while I was in the middle of shittling. Shit shovelling. I don't likethat how she forgets we're dealing with SHIT. GODDAMNIT.So I get done, $21, go home, play rune factory til lunchTheeen,.... I'm having a hard time remembering, but I think I ate lunchWATCHED PHENOMENON WITH JOHN TRAVOLTAEPIC MOVIE. WOW> IT WAS REALLY COOL.Then I took the Count of Monte Christo and read in the barnThen I fell asleep on the new couch in the barn.

OH CRAP I FORGOT TO MENTION, after I got back from work, I went on the exercise bikefor 15 or 20 minutes. I didn't sweat much during, but as soon as I got off HOLY SHIT. WOAH.

But it was cool, now I know what it feels like to burn off Lactic Acids instead of giving upduring them. Awesome.

But yea, kick Phil off the computer, do stuff, look at MIDI keyboards I can afford and can'tafford, AIR GEAR, and now I'm powering down for tomorrow. I learned the trick. An hourbefore sleep just power down holmes. I hope it helps me wake up. Talking to Kelsey. Ok. I'mdone. Hope you like the stationary.Georgegeeze, its been 7 weeks now. Time flies by, but I'm still depressed. This trip has gone on far toolong. And actually, today I've just felt like... I dont care anymore.I cant quite explain it. I feel likeif I were to stay any longer I would just stop talking to you guys. I wont, but its one of the main

reasons why I feel homesick. I suppose its just how it is after college or highschool and what notfor some people like me. But life must go on I suppose. I feel like this homesick feeling are likewhen american's move to Japan or something. I hear when people move there they feel likesocial outcasts and are really depressed. I kinda feel the same in a sense. I'm not a completesocial outcast, but I have been lacking very much in being social. Online interactions dont countfor me.

I've also had this weird thought while on the crapper. I think I miss my grandparent's house. Itwas such a humble place and had convenient things. If I was hingry for something specific, thereit is OR I could make it. And it was comfortable and stuff. I suppose I miss my own home andhow much space I have there. I've learned to appreciate more now. Upon taking care of my

cousin and his whining, I realized my own manners. I kinda noticed how much I have grown andhow much I've learned that I dont need much. Sure I want things, thats different from needing.But if I want something I get if myself. I've also noticed that I would be a parent if I had a child.Maybe I should relax a little. I just see little kids acting wildly and I really cant stand it, but I actchildish myself. I wonder what adults think of me. I know I act childish sometimes, but for somereason I cant help it. Its how I act when I'm with my friends, but I dont believe thats my true self.I cant quite say my true self. not many people have seen it I suppose. You may read this andunderstand how I may act with my true self: sensitive, nice, random, fun (sometimes), annoying

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on others, maybe thoughtful and such. If you have thought those, then yes, you are right, but youhave yet to see me act like this. For some reason, I feel like I've only been like that to Tiff. I dontknow why. I feel comfortable around her. My parents see me as this dull teenager that doesntleave his room much and has bunches of problems. Rosella sees me as a random and fun person,but thats it. Ciara thinks I'm annoying sometimes, because I'm so spastic around the group. You

see me as a problem free person, (unless online). I think Lauren has seen my true self actually. Ithink. Its odd in my opinion. I dont know if this trip has changed me around you guys. I hope itdoes. Not many people in our group take me seriously, because I cant string two sentencestogether without changing the subject 4 times. Its annoying to me and has bothered me for a longtime. But I doubt I have changed, I dont know what experiences I would have to go through tohave a personality change. But I guess its for the best.

Other than that thats my recap for how I feel about my trip.

As for my day. Not much happened again.I helped with Kellie in setting up her daughter's new room. I built a new chair, built a mini filing

cabinet, brought a dresser down 1 flight of stairs, down the front yard stoop, through the doorunder the stoop, through the back of the house into the back yard, down another flight of stairsand into the basement door. it was crazy. and I had lunch there. I went back home with david andumm.... did some chores. And sorted out shit loads of music. I then played some Rune Factory.And David played Iron Man for the Wii. He needs better games. Anyway,, he would stop askingfor help, because it was really hard for him. Then I had dinner. Went out for a bike ride to getsome italian ices and stuff. Came back and drew for a while and talked to you, because you werethere and you are my long lost brother.

~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 50 7/28/09Yea dude. I'm using stationary again. it 's got just a little hint of gay. Yeppp. It's nice.So, yea. Today, I woke up, went to Joi's worked for an hour and a half. She payed me an extradollar in quarters, and told me I was making her life easier. But facebook knows that I know herand it's really weird. Like wtf, how does it know. WEIRD.

Then I went home, excercise bike, shower, ladidah, Rune FactoryThen I left for Dr. Chappel's office. I found it quite easily, waited a little bit, and then talked tohim. He was something that reminded me of a stephen, with a beard, who went through YEARSof Medical school and lost his energetic expression, so appears dull and monotone, but his beardtells me he is an awesome guy. So we talked, and he just expanded on medicine, and how schoolwent through, and then we set up a job shadow fo 9-12 on Friday. So yea. Friday. I'll work atJoi's shower then head to my first job shadow. Niiiice. I'll also follow Cynthia, his nursepractitioner. I really hope I love medecine, because it seems so awesome, why wouldn't I like it. Ineed to get more experiences so that I know if I can stick with it forever my whole life.Then I drove downtown, parked, then walked around til I reached the World of Stereo. On theway there there were some "hot" girls. That's punny because they were dressed pretty skimpily

and it was warm outside, thus their reasoning, hopefully. As I said with Ciara, what I wasthinking at the time was "I have looked once, now never again." So true to my own thoughts, Irefused to glance at them again once I knew they were trying to be SMEXY.At the world of Stereo there was a mexican guy blasting mexican music. On the huge mexicanspeakers just kidding. So I cross referenced their midikeyboards. And they fail. Way tooexpensive. But that was an oppurtunity to test the feel. So deliberating, I decided that even thothey don't have weighted keys that's perfectly fine, as long as I get some LIGHTNING FASTRESPONSE TIME FROM THAT SHIT when it's USB connected. And no malfunctions. That'swhy it's better if I buy from Bestbuy, who I think has SOME TYPE of policy on that. Yea.So then I drive home, and get home, and I go up and read Counte of Monte Christo for a while,then get on the comp that my brother had to get off of finally cuz my parents got pissed, and Ispent the rest of the day finishing Special A. What melancholy sweetness of finishing a manga.Gosh.Then I just did random stuff for the rest of the day. Printed out the Physics work for Mark. Myplans were spoiled today, for the weekend. Now I need to rework stuff. But good thingshappenned too. So life is nice."But I think you look nice. Twice as nice as anybody else." That's a very cute line fromPomplamoose. One of my favorites. I think I'll plaguerize from it one day, cuz it's so awesome.\ Georgequite lovely, truly.Anyway. I woke up to my uncle waking me up and having me get dressed and stuff around 7:15.David and I were going to his office to hang for a while. We got onto the G train and sat there for

a while. I listened to CAKE for a bit. And then we got to Madison Avenue, where he works. Wewaited around for about 10 minutes and we left for this Sony place and stuff. I got a muffin andaple juice and David and I waited in this line with him to get entrance into. We waited for anhour to get some tickets into the Sony Wonder Tech Lab. Which is a museum of how ourtechology is getting better. Slightly out dated, but not too bad. They talked about how marioshaped the way we play games. I thought sony hated nintendo for backstabbing them, but ohwell. Cant ignore what mario did do. There were some cool things around, like: controllingrobots and dancing in a 3D chamber which scanned our bodies and detected 3d space and such.

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After that we picked an avatar we control like a puppet with our bodies. Mine worked reallywell, but most of the time, people's arms would bend in odd spastic ways. I would assume theMicrosoft's Natal Camera would work better. But yeah. There were games there too. But afterthat David and I walked back to my Uncle's office and we sat around for a while. Then he took us to a chinese restaurant and we got on the F train home.

When we got home, I worked with him on he summer practice work, then we played videogames. MY aunt got home, I worked with her for a while and continued sorting music in bindersand stuff. She left to the bank and I continued for a while. I talked to my mother and my aunt gotme tickets to see HAIR. but meh. I went upstairs and took a nap. Then came down and hung outon the computer for a while. Then not that much happened. I talked to joey about meeting up andthats about it. 2 moar weeks! 6 days!~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 51 7/29/09No more stationary. That doesn't have a hint of gay at all, gosh it gets annoying.Sooo, my day.Weake up, back to sleep, wake up back to sleep.OH CRAP It's 6:12. I'm LATE. So I get ready really fast, and get going. Driving just 30 minuteslater sucks. There was too many cars. I had to pay attention. And I drive like a tired crazy in the

morning so I was doing crazy shit like edging out into a really fast busy road. But whatever.Got to Joi's and went up. She walked out to meet me and told me that Crandon passed away lastnight. He was her divorced husband, who nobody ever knew why they even divorced. But yea,she didn't get any sleep and was pretty sad.So I worked, worked. I don't like it when the shit gets on me. Worked worked. Then I finished,and got paid and left. It's cool to have the ipod, I can leave it playing nonstop for a long time and

just let the music roll on.Get home, my family leaves for an outing at Howarth Park. I take a shower. Get out, and go playRune Factory after snacking on some CAPN CRUNCHRune Factory. I feel like I'm finally progressing. I just wish I could get rich in a day, which willhappen after a while. I'm upgrading ALL my plants to level 10 which increases their selling

price. It'll just be awesome. JUST WAIT FOR IT. a kajillion moneys.But yea I finally found out who the VILLAIN was. And then a DIFFERENT asshole messed upmy field with a gigantic GOLEM. THAT ASSHOLE.So yea, got bored of Rune Factory, went up, got dressed (yes), and ate some food. I did randomstuff, read a little, and then my family got home. After some talking time and randomness, we goup to Best Buy.Upon arrival to the music room of Bestbuy, I confirm that they have a keyboard matching mydescription on sale. Then I look at it, and decide that I want to play with all the other keyboardsfirst. Like a goodbye farewell.Dude synths are like CARS. THEY ARE EXPENSIVE SHIIIIT. Some are like $2500 It's crazy!But yea I chose the cheapest one, the one that I already knew about. And I shelled out the coldhard cash in exchange for the hopefully warm and unforgiving 49 key- MIDI board.So we look around Best Buy for like 2 more minutes, but as soon as my mom realizes thatlabtops cost MONEY then she snaps out of the best buy spell and we leave. My brother wouldn'tstop playing this shit game where somebody went way too far off the main plotline and he was ina lake floundering. It looked like nice graphics, but holy shit. Why would Phil enjoy being lost ina lake?So we go home, and I go setup the Keyboard on my mom's labtop since Phil is such a littlearseface. Watch a bit of TV. You know, Dr. Phil, Oprah, Wendy, Tyra Banks and the womenfrom the TV show Porn Town. It's all worth watching. Really I'm serious (no I'm not that was allshit I'm really surprised but not at the TV cuz it SUCKS)So I play around on the labtop with the keyboard and it lagged like hell and freaked me out, likemaybe I bought shit. I was scared. So I unplugged, brought the keyboard in my room, andRETIRED TO RUNE FACTORYRUNE FACTORRRRRYYYYYYYGot shit done man. I got a better wolf. half of my good crops are almost level 5 or already are,the rest are much too young.Then I helped my dad lift HELLA FUCKIN HEAVY SHIT into the barn.Rune FactoryThen I called Annika! We had a great talk. About booty pants and how everybody in Michigan

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wears them. IT BARELY COVERS THE ASS. Yea and we talked about alot of stuff. She hadtexted me earlier in the day. Now she says to call her when I'm bored, cuz she's homesick. SoYea. I'm gonna call her more. She gets back on the 3rd. Isn't that the same as you, except withoutthe camping extension?!? Yeaaaa.... But it's very nice... it feels very nice. And the way she said"George je t'aime" on facebook. It feels very nice. Even though she probably said it in the joking

way that people do when you think they mean it but why would they say it in that context.My mom flipped out thinking it was going to be $80 for calling Michigan, but it was ok. Since itwas Annika's cellphone, it was ok. Everything was cool. We even called ATT.DinnerTV that I can't remember at all.No then I played more Rune Factory. Then I got tired so I was done, then I kicked Phil off thecomputer, installed the new keyboard on the real computer!! and tested it out. Witht he softwareit comes wiht, it's shit. With Reason, IT IS THE SHIT. WOAH. IT WORKS BETTER THANSTEPHEN'S EVER DID. WOWWWWW I'M SO HAPPY. MONEY WELL SPENT.SO yea, get ready cuz music might spew out my ass now. It's just about that time of year for assmusic.

Alright holmes. going to bed tired and satisfied. Over and out.GeorgeI had a pretty epic day. It actually was really fun.I woke up to David. I kinda felt bad for treating him like a mean older brother, but then I realizedwhy when I went downstairs with him. I went online for a second and he kept sticking his faceright next to mine with eyes wide and an expression that resembles an 'I'm better than you' look.It really bugged me and I grabbed his arm and told him to stop. He was pissing me off. Heplayed Iron Man and kept asking me for help over and over again, but I refused, because if hewants to get better at a game, he needs practice. But I help him while making Cream of Wheatfor him which he insisted that he hated even though he asked me earlier what it was. But heended up asking for seconds. My aunt left and we played Rock band for 30 minutes. Then we got

bikes and we rode to his grandmother's house. I dropped him off and rode back home. Took anap till 12:45, in which I left to go see Hair.I got to Broadway about 20 minutes before the show and waited in line to go inside. The line wasLOOOOOOOOOOOONG. GOD DAMN MY PINKY. I CANT FEEL IT. So anyway. It onlytook 5 minutes to get inside surprisingly. I found my seat on the Mezzanine, which was actuallypretty good. and waited for the show to start. Then the lights went down and people cheered. Theshow began with a song called "aquarius" then one of the main characters talked for a while,stripped down to a leather loin hippie cloth and flaunted his balls to the audience. well... kinda,he wore underwear underneath it, but it was very little. His mother was in the audience today aswell. How nice. She even got front row seats. and he stripped down in front of her. Anyway,after the little introduction, they sang more songs. There wasnt much of a plot, because they sang

for over half of Act 1 about sex and drugs and anti-war stuff and Hair. Then it kinda got moreinto it when one of the hippies got drafted into the army, but he and his friends are burning theirdraft cards, unfortunately, he cant fight with his morals and decides to talk to the governmentinstead, and then everyone on stage gets completely butt naked, except for the band, of course.But it was kinda strange. Then I waited during the intermission. Started up again and cool songshappened and then other songs happened, then the real story continued. Then It ends with "Letthe sunshine in" That song sent shivers down my spine. It was amazing. Then people started

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going on the stage and dancing. People from the audience. So I joined in and was dancing withthe crowd. It was incredible.Then I walked back home and relaxed a while. MY feet hurted and I finished sorting the femalesingers in a CD binder. Dinner started and it was good rotisserie chicken. I love the skin. Itsdelicious. Then I took a nap after dinner till my uncle came home. When he did, he drove me,

my aunt and my cousin to the Orpheum theatre to watch Stomp. It was pretty awesome. I reallythink its creative and stuff. My favorite ones were when they used match boxes and then theinnertube one and also the onessssss with theeeeee... I dont know. All of them were pretty cool.Then we got home and I ate a couple cookies and stepped on one of their cats. It was quiteinteresting when I did. I walked out of the bathroom and it was completely dark. And I hear aloud, crying, screeching, yelling, thing that felt fuzzy and it was clawing at my feet.But those are the highlights of my day.

But sleep well, young one.~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 52 7/30/09I woke up and went to work. I worked. Then I got done. I got home, and I practiced drilling a bit,for band camp.It's not the physical action but the memory tricks taht will be crazy. I need to trainsomehow.Then I took a shower. And I kicked Phil off the computer to work on my song of time remix. The

new keyboard is working out well, unlike my song which seems like it has no direction.So after alot of that, I get a call from Ciara about watching Monte Cristo today. So we head intotown. We get down there and after some maneuvering around brand new cement that hasn'tdried, we go see our insurance guy to finalize my car insurance, then we go to Lucky, and then Ifinally get to Ciara's house. At which we watch THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO PARTTHREE!!!!!It's craaazy. It's like a SOAP OPERA OF HELL.Then stuff happenned, we watched, and then Ciara had to go. So I walked around for a long timethrough Petaluma and downtown. Most of the time I took off my sandals because the floor wastextured and intensely entertaining. So I walked around. and I saw only 5 people that I knew,from almost 1 or 2 hours of walking. But I said hella to everybody I saw *(woah I yawned when

I was typing everybody and I typed "everything" instead. Weeird.)Yep, then I finally got picked up, after my parents misheard me say B and took it to mean DThen we went home, and I played Rune Factory, and then I finished after only like one or twodays, and I came upstairs to find DINNER WAS READYdinner.Computer.WOrk on the song.I'm planning on doing a song for a list of 100 things. Like you know on Deviant Art where youdo 100 themed drawings. I'll do that with music. They don't even have to be that great, I justneed to get the thematic feeling from what I play you know? It'l be coolTomorrow is a big day.ready?Work>Job Shadow>Call Annika> Get Ciara to come over> Count of Monte Cristo> PeopleCome over> Funny thing at the ForumIt's gonna be crazy.So now I sleepand it's only 10 PMyeeeep.Georgeha, for some reason I do this really late. I'm sorry. anyway.I got up and made cream of wheat for david while we played some video games. Then we gotdressed and went next door to kellie's house. I helped her build a new bunk bed and that took a

while. They third bed I made!!!! second this summer. Anyvays, after that I helped build her builda new clothes hamper. Then I went home and had lunch. Drew some and listened to FloggingMolly. Then David's friend came over, Sam and his mother, Natalie. Sam and David wentupstairs and I had a great conversation with natalie. My aunt came home and they all left for thebeach. I stayed home, began on the computer organizing and then took a nap.I woke up and went to Kellie's house because she asked me for one last thing. I had to help hertake down the old beds to the front yard. Then I helped clean their rabbit cage. I went home andwatched A Scanner Darkly, which is an awesome movie. You need to see it. Then I went out for

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dinner and the came back and finished A Scanner Darkly. Talked to you for a while and watchedRingu. And finished it after you went to bed. Then I watched Audition. You NEED to watch thatmovie. Do not watch a trailer or anything. Go into it blind, because the less you expect, the betterit will be. Its just kinda slow for the first half, but its so UGH like RAAAAAH. Its notfrustrating, its just something else. and its a decent movie, but the end part really makes it.

Thats about it on my side.~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 53 7/31/09Woops we didn’t do any for this day. Sorry. We both forgot/were unable to. Too bad. Will’salmost back, he returns on the 3 rd. Brace yourselves for the conclusion of William is GONE!?!

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Summer Correspondence Day 54 8/1/09First I'll start with yesterday.

DAY 53: A DOWNWARD SHIFT

As George woke up, he went back to sleep. Then he got back up again. And turned off theannoying alarm. Swiftly he rose up off the bed to make sure he wouldn't fall back asleep, andafter minutes of dark confuddling in the pitch black, he found his belongings, equipped his ipod,and left for work.George drove swiftly and with precision, knowing the road so well after repetitious travel in thepast few weeks. He arrived at his destination within 10 minutes, parked, and got out prepared forwhatever faced him.He then proceeded to work like a monstrosity of willpower for an hour and a half, scooping fecesof Alpaca with a ferocity that is only gained from having a momentous objective to fulfill. Allthroughout his ordeal, he fueled himself with thoughts of his beloved, and Guys and Dolls. "It's aprobable 12/7 that the guy's only doin' it for some doll!". The reader can guess who he was

preoccupied with.After such a long endeavor, George was paid a lesser amount because the previous day he wasoverpaid, and he left, satisfied that he would get the weekend off.Driving home, he listened to interesting statistics from Alice Radio, and how silly the DJ's were.He listened to the top 10 ways to woo a woman's pants off, but the list was only for grown andalready together peoples.So George arrived home, and he went and took a great and mighty shower. After the great andmighty shower, he got dressed with clothes already laid out by his thoughtful mother. He thought"Why isn't that thoughtful."And so, dressed nicely and eating some apricots, George set out once again upon the town.(George thought he looked pretty frickin' studly and NICE in those clothes. What a charmingyoung man I am, he thought to himself.)And upon arriving at the established and esteemed office of Dr. David Chappel, not akin in anyway to Dave Chappelle, George walked in and saw the familiar face of Dr. Chappel, and thesecretaries whom he did not know, and also the new face of Cynthia, the nurse practitioner.3 hours passed in the blink of an eye, as George listened intently while trying not to yawnthroughout all of the paperwork, patients, and lectures that a job shadow of an endocrinologistentail. He decided that, in this environment, George would be very happy to work as a doctor tohelp these poor people suffering under the plight of their diabetic and thyroid maladies. Yet,George listened to the words of the wise Doctor and found that running one's own Practice is adifficult task, and so found that he would avoid that if he could, unless he decided to branch outlater in life.There were many patients of great diversity. First was the heavily Spanish accented and lowvoiced Antonio, who had very high blood sugar levels from just two pieces of toast and a bananain the morning. After some deliberation, it was decided he would have to inlude lean meat orolive oil in his breakfast to offset the carbohydrates, so that he could eat without destorying hisfragile Diabetes II system.Next was the young man who laughed like he was crying. A very frail looking and nervousfellow, who had what seemed like thin and almost balding hair for a young man, one found thathe was a strong and athletic creature, with brains to match. He was getting a checkup for his

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pilot's license while also checking on the unfortunate situation of his eyes. In one of his eyes, hehad a smell blood abbrasion, which meant that if he wasn't careful, he could have a massive blindspot in the very center of his vision, destroying his dream for being a pilot. George felt deepsympathy for this man, and was pained everytime he laughed because it sounded just a cry of pain and despair masked by a strong spirit. It was people like these, so strong in spite of their

difficulties, that made George realize he had to be strong himself, and not give up as easily as theothers who forsake the profession of being a doctor for it's difficulty.The next few patients also stirred George's heart: there was the sad-lipped Asian man and hiswife. He suffered from a traumatic surgery which injured his nerves within his neck, giving himtremondous nerve pain.Leslie, whom was a mother of Nicole just recently back from New York. Leslie was just in forher regular checkup, because she had a sessive polyp within her Thyroid which was currentlybenign, but if it became pidonculous, it would cause problems for her in definite surgery andprobably Thyroid cancer.Then George was showed the Bone Density Scanner, which was a large machine that one wouldhave to lie down on on ones back, and then on one's side to find one's bone density. During this

George found out that scholiosis was very common in many people's spine. This had alwaysworried him because George himself knows he has a very bent spine.Throughout all of this George stood by and listened to the Doctors words, watched him dopaperwork, and looked on as the Doctor called USCF to find an environmental health specialistfor a woman with unhealthy levels of Arsenic in her blood, yet not the point of Arsenicpoisoning.After other patients, including another man and a larger woman who was overweight butgenerally very healthy other than that, George was showed the ultrasound machine. George sawhis own thyroid, and then the kind Doctor's, as he taught George the ways of seeing what wouldbe the intima-media (the lining on the carotid artery where plaque gathers in heart diseasepatients and stroke patients too), and the vascular clusters and irrugularities in the thyroid. Andthat thing where the carotid artery splits into two ways near the chin and throat, but George can'tremember what that's called.After much doctoring and explanation and perscribing and doctorificness, George was done. 3long hours of hardcore doctoring had worn George out, so he thanked the doctor with a stronghandshake, waved goodbye to the secretaries who noticed he was leaving, and set off.George got into his car and resolved to go to Trader Joes, since the office was right next toLucchesi and the shopping plaza. After Parking, George strode into the store and wanderedaround until he found the cereal aisle. He got some Barbara's Shredded Oats, which Ciara eats allthe time. This was the perfect plan for Ciara's birthday present! Then he asked an employee if they had any PORK RINDS, but Trader Joes is more refined than that. So George checked outand walked next door to Raley's. Then he went on an adventure, first by himself, then with a kindyoung but plump employee girl to search for the Pork Rinds of his dreams. FOr the plan was toopen the cereal from the bottom, and insert the porkrinds into the box of healthy cereal, thus tofool Ciara when she opens it normally from the TOP. VEGETARIAN SURPRISE.So after searching in vain, I quitted Raley's and returned home by car, enjoying the ride and thesunny nature of the day. Upon returning home and I ate a splendid lunch and retired to playingRune Factory. I was going to call Annika but I forgot, so after alot of Runing, Tiffany and Ciarawalked in my back door. SURPRISE. So I just paused and we talked for a long time. Then Jamiecame. Then Stephen came. I finished up Rune Factory really fast while people were eating what

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was to be dinner, and then we got set and left.Before we left, we did some puppet theatre, I sang everybody the WOW song for the first time,and stuff happenned. So then we left to walk to the show. I accidentally took a slightly safer yetlonger route, when we actually wanted to get there fast. We picked blackberries along the way.Ciara was the slowest because she had on slow shoes. So after near an hour of walking we arrive

at the school and go into the multipurpose room.Did you notice I gave up on the 3rd person?So we bought our tickets and went and said hi to the pit. Andrew and Alex Gardner were there.The play was spectacular. Like, it was funny and even though there were some things wrongwith it, I enjoyed it immensely. It was worth the money. The wardrobe malfunctions werehilarious. One guy's pants ripped right down where the legs meet so he had a big hole on hiscrotch. And then when the GUY dressed up as a girl came out, his boob was showing. WOAHSCANDALOUS.So after the wonderful play we talk with people, and then we run out into the pitch dark and goonto the swings, which I knew were there but noone else did. So we were swinging, and theseswings are big. And momentously fun. So yea. Big momentously fun swings. Tifffany was the

only one who followed me, but then everybody else came. Then the sprinklers came on, Jamiegot wet, Stephen and Tiffany ran around the track in the dark, me and Ciara were in love on theswings, and Alex Gardner was next to me too. But then I saw my dad so we skeddaddled. OhWillie Simpson was on the swings too.So we went back out, got picked up and drove back home, where we chilled outside for twoseconds, then inside in the game room which I now call "The Room" to make it more accessibleto the people. So we were in there and I was dying from sleep and so I covered up the fire thatwas going outside, and after a long time everybody left. I put the hose to the fire and it was out.And I crashed. Thus, the reason for no correspondence.

DAY 54: TRUTH AND INNOCULATION

I woke up at around 10, and went straight to Rune Factory with Cereal. This continued for a longtime. I upgraded most of my items to the best or second best thing so now all I have to do isslightly upgrade those by grinding. Then I went with my mom to a garage sale that alreadyclosed. Then more Rune factory.Then I talked with Annika for a while. I had called her earlier but she wanted to call me back at abetter time. Se we talked at 5 miles an hour because I'm such a bad phone conversationalist. AndI probably sound ultra retarded. But it's fine. Hopefully. I'm excited for her to be back, I think it'sthe same day as you holmes. I'm also excited for your welcome back party. I can fell the hugright now. Since many hugs feel the same.Yea dawg. Piano, Rune Factory.I watched THE ROCK, with Sean Conner and Nicolas Cage. Guess who rocked and guess whosucked. OH SEAN CONNERY KICKED ASS AND NICOLAS CAGE SUCKED. WOOPS.Yea and now I want to watch Jack, with Robin WIlliams, and LIttle Darlings, which is a blastfroom the past. It's a very scandalous movie that I was disrupted by my parents when I waswatching it a few years back, so I want to watch it now.RF, I fixed the DVD player and watched Garfield's Christmas Special while finishing up RF.Then I came upstairs and talked with Ciara dn you and Jamie for a long time til it's fricking 12 inthe morning. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CIARA. I also got her a stupid hat that she'll love.

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See ya later separated-at-birth brother.~William

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Summer Correspondence Day 55 8/2/09God, I need to just get it done. I always do it late and when you are unable to do it one night Iusually wait till the morning. hahaha XDIt our second to last one. So I'll make the most of it. I mentioned before that I was going to recapon my summer, but I dont think I need to. You know enough about it and I remember a lot of

what you guys did. But WOW this summer felt so long and so short at the same time. I've done alot of stuff and it feels forever ago since I left, but when I remember my summer it seems like itwent by quickly. I was hoping for the trip to end halfway through. I never thought it wouldcome. Its kinda like how I explained it to you before in terms of me getting up from my nap. ButI think I explained it to you when I was in michigan... I just tried explaining it, but deleted it,because I know whatever I said in an earlier correspondence was written better.Tomorrow I hope to meet up with Shlee. She was 4 days late, but she said she'll be heretomorrow and I asked her to give me a call when she gets here. so I might meet up with herdepending on how late she gets here, but she did say that they are taking a train to Ny in themorning, so I dont think it will take long for her to get here. But tomorrow I need to go souvenirshopping. I have neglected a lot of people and their souvenirs I promised. and I need to give kels

a birthday gift. I got you a really belated one and I felt kinda bad that I didnt get her any. SoBIRTHDAY GIFTS FOR EVERYONE. I might get her some music. She is a music bud of mine. We have a lot of the same tastes. Also I need to get Chris and Robert birthday gifts, butwhen I return home. I never give chris anything and he asked me if I could get him Star warsBattle front 2, just because and then I turned it into the one and only birthday gift I'm evergetting him. Not too expensive on Steam. about 20$. And I'm getting Robert Morrowind for thePC. which shouldnt be too much either. TOO MANY BIRTHDAY GIFTS X( hahahaBut I also need to get packing tomorrow. so so so so so so so sos os osossososososoososososomuch to do and so little time. My aunt is getting me a taxi or something over to the Airport ontuesday, because she has a client around the time I have to be at the airport and my uncle isworking and umm.... I hope I can trust a taxi driver or something. I would prefer if Kellie droveme or something. I trust her.

so let me get on with my day:I woke up kinda a bit before 10:00. I didnt want to go to the beach even though I said I would. Iam so bored of it now. But luckly for me, IT WAS RAINING! I was so happy and shit. it wasfantastico. I went downstairs to grab a bite to eat. I sat around for a while afterward talking toDavid, who was waiting for his autistic friend, Cole, saing impatiently "Whats taking him toolong." Even though Cole lives right next door, I think he is allowed to take his time. At least hedidnt live across town or something. Cole came over and they both ran up the stairs giggling likelittle girls for all the fun they can have. I started up rock band and my uncle kinda watched.David eventually came downstairs and wanted to play, but Cole didnt. So Cole stayed upstairsand played by himself while david played the game. My aunt yelled at him and she told him thatno one can play the Wii now. David smirked at me saying "well, you cant either." I could tell hewas going to be a brat today. I laughed at him and grabbed my DS. He was grounded from him. Iplayed a few days of rune factory and kinda fell asleep after turning it off. I wasnt asleep for longthough, because my aunt turned on Mamamia. My uncle groaned and I laughed at the movie. Itwas a stranged musical. Especially seeing Pierce Brosnan trying to sing. He isnt that good.I went upstairs to change my clothes. I silently crept up to the door. Through the crack I couldsee them play by the dim lamp light, whispering, with their backs facing me. I burst into the

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room screaming in a shrill voice and the jumped up 5 feet in the air. David told me he hated meand hit me a lot. I laughed and got changed. I went downstairs, laughed more at mamamia, andumm... played this united states game with my aunt and cousin. Cole didnt want to play, so hestayed in the living room. Whenever Cole doesnt want to do something at a friends house, heplays by himself. I find that to be quite a guilt trip and a little rude. It was family game time and

he didnt want to play. Oh well. David eventually became sulky near the end of the game and Iquestioned why. My uncle says its one of the best talents he has. Parents here are quite upfrontabout their opinions of their Children. Kellie says her children are annoying monsters right infront of them. But in a kind parent way. I think its humorous.My lunch was very odd. I had cornbread and fried eggs. But I didnt question why. I assumed myaunt was going crazy.I sat around a while longer when my aunt suggested that we go to the movies so that she couldget us out of the house. My uncle took, David, Cole and I to Aliens in the Attic. That movie, as Itold you before, was more amusing than I imagined, but I saw the Ponyo preview before themovie started and that kept swimming through my mind on and off. At one point I was thinking,I bet the Ponyo preview will be more memorable than this movie, but I dont know if it was or

wasnt. It got me psyched for the movie and I CANT WAIT TO SEE IT. I'm going to see itbefore band camp, so come if you want. We got out of the movies and it was a sunshiney day!Before it was raining buckets of blood. My uncle suggests instead of getting a ride back home,that we walk and get an italian ices. Italian ices are interesting. They are natural shit, but thetexture is odd. The flavor is there, but kinda faint, not too faint though. I'm not a big fan of them.We got home and I umm........ talked to my aunt a bit and I think I laid on David's bed and wentto sleep listening to The Faint. I take naps so often here, but I dont know how else to preoccupymy time. There isnt much for me to do.I woke up to David, Amanda, Cole and Molly running around the place. Its not good to get thosefour together. They cause havoc. They eventually went downstairs and played Mario Kart. It wasfine for a while. Molly and Amanda eventually started having a fight, because molly wouldntgive amanda a piece of shitty cheese. Amanda was saying "I'm not your friend anymore" andmolly was crying. Everyone started laughing. Molly was crying even harder. We sound likehorrible people dont we?I dont know when that stopped, but then Amanda started torturing the kitten and started crying,because my uncle locked the kitten to safety in their bedroom. Amanda went to play videogames, but for some reason started crying and whining more. I found this all very amusing. Herfather and mother left and she was kicking and screaming out the door saying she wanted to playvideo games. I sure hope my future children, if I have any, arent this bad. I had cheese andcrackers, my uncle cracked a joke and we all went next door to kellie's house for my "farewell"dinner. Alisder, her husbend and generally cool italian/british guy, made home made lasagnia. Iwas a little dry, but other than that, quite awesome. I sat at the dinner table and chatted for awhile and eventually went downstairs to the TV room and watched Dr. Dolittle on CartoonNetwork with David, Molly, and Cole. Molly started attacking me and she bit me. I got frustratedand went upstairs. Kellie found out and had a talk with her. Molly bit Kellie and asked if shecould bite herself.After a mess of things, we started a movie, which happened to be Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I watched half of it and went upstairs to take pictures with the lovely neighbors. Weleft and I did my own thing.

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And constantly throughout the whole day Cole and David were being stupid and laughing at thestupid sounds they made. I asked my uncle what was so funny and he said, "You have to be 8". Idont get them.

Its almost over bro.

Wouldnt it be something if my plane crashed on tuesday?~Williamoops

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And so, William returned home, triumphantlyand with valour.Later that day, as he strode in

all of his friends rose in jubilee to greet him.Hugs were given, tears were shed, and most of all, love was shared.William was home.