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Stop Borbon NowBy: T Crow

1BorbonThere is a problem plaguing the land.It has spread across the nation and soon the entire state

2Effects of BorbonDrowsinessNausea

3Effects of Borbon ContinuedDepressionLoss of left pinky movement

4FactsAboot 317,000,000 Americans and 12 Ferrets suffer from BorbonActually other than the effects and the number of people affected by it nothing is known about it.5Real life AccountsWhen my Therapist told me I suffer from Borbon I've never been the same- Guy who served me chili at Wendy'sBorbon is the worst thing that ever happened to me- Tom SawyerWatch it Punk- Person who did not want to be interviewed6Is there hope?Some of you out there after hearing this are thinking how will we ever survive this. You may think that there is no hope and that it is the end of the world and the end of mankind. If this is you then you are wrong. Yes things look bleak, but there is a glimmer of hope.7What You Can DoYou can do, spread the word aboot Borbon, tell every person that you see.And that's pretty much it hope you defeat it.8The EndObama Approved

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