1

SPRING BREAK 2010

North Korea

By: Joey Quigg

Havin’ Fun in the Sun!

2

Tiger Woods

John Stamos

Lady Gaga

The Bachelor

Stewie

Who Am I Going With?Mr. Potato

Head

Woodrow Wilson That baby from The Hangover

A Smart car

Tupac

3

-I will be flying into the North Korean Airport from their only airline called Air Koryo. It will cost $1,000 round trip.

-I will be staying in one of the many tourist hotels that range from $70 to $200 a night.

Transportation Arrangements

4

-I will be signing up for an organized travel group that will take me throughout the country over a 5-day period and I will be able to see all of their cities and landscape. The group is called “Adventure Korea.” It is $600.

Here are some of the cities I will be visiting.....

What I will be doing while I am there

Pyongyang

Chongjin

Kaesong

Wonsan

5

Things to do in North Korea...or not to doThere are many places to go shooting, usually with air guns. The Koreans love to see foreigners try their hand at this, as sometimes they are shooting at images of Americans.

More (or less, depending on how you see it) cruelly, you can target live chickens instead. At a couple of Euros, this can be a good investment for carnivore rifle, as if you kill the chicken you get to keep it.

Foreigners are allowed to use the main public swimming pool on Saturday mornings, as they are the ice skating rink in winter. Be aware, that if you have an accident, the Koreans will not help you, probably through fear of dealing with a foreigner. It has been known for foreigners to break their legs ice skating, and waiting for hours on the ice while other expatriates try to help (if they are even around)!

WARNING: Under no circumstances whatsoever are you to say something that could be perceived as an insult to Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-Il, Juche, or the North Korean people or government. You and your guide are likely to face serious trouble but assume that your guide will bear the worst of it. "In trouble" does not mean a slap on the wrist. North Korea is known for extremely harsh punishments which range from lengthy prison sentences to a lifetime of torture and forced hard labor, while you will most probably just be deported and banned from re-entering. However, your conversations will not be monitored, and contrary to popular belief, your hotel room will not be bugged.

6

Where Are You Going?I will spend most of my time in Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea.

Downtown Pyongyang

Facts about

PyongyangIt has the deepest Metro System in the worldThe Juche Tower which is a 170-meter tall monumentKorean War Museum which holds a number of captured U.S. planes, tanks, and weaponry.The climate is temperate with rainfall concentrated in summer. Late spring droughts are often followed by severe flooding. There are occasional typhoons during the early fall.

                              

  

The Juche Tower

7

Why Do Eye Deserve To Go?

A. I have gotten gewd grades all of high school

B. I always do what my parents tell me too

C. I don’t have any food born illness’ D. I have never been arrested for

underage magicE. My sister got to go to South Korea last

year

8

Cost!

Activity Price

Airplane (round trip) $1000

Hotel (5 nights) $750

Travel Group $600

Food $200

Getting captured for talking bad about the North Korean Government and sentenced to a life of torture.

Priceless.

Total Cost: $2,550

9

-Most likely never because I love talking smack about Kim Jong- il

When Will I Return?

10

Closing Slideeeeeeeeeeeee

Categ

ory

1

Categ

ory

2

Categ

ory

3

Categ

ory

40

2

4

6

8

10

12

14

Series 3Series 2Series 1

1/5/2002

1/6/2002

1/7/2002

1/8/2002

1/9/2002

Series 2

Series 2

These Graphs Look Cool