Hello

This is Swizec

Swizec can't talk today because his tonsils think they are little gerbils bent on world

domination

They started with his throat

But I think he's just shy

So there will only be slides

Note how pretty they are

Lots of whitespace

Big letters

Very web2.0

Designers like that

I love it

But Swizec wanted to show you something

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Annoyance

User tweets ratio

Average length of single-type tweet stream

Tweet countLevel of

interaction with user

Ratio of automated tweets

Unit of time

He says it's an equassuhn that tells

how annoying someone is on Twitter

He thinks it's fascuhnating

But I think it's boring

He says it will be a feature in

Twitulater very soon

Whatever that is ...

He wanted me to say develuhpment is slow

because life gets in the way

And something about needing some funds ...

But I think he's just lazy and spends too much time drinking

with people

Like this Wednesday

Or today

I think you're a beautiful audience

Especuhlly you in that t-shirt

Yes you, you know who you

are

I'm tired now

Need nap