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RETREAT SKIT 2010

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Page 1: Retreat skit 2010

RETREAT SKIT 2010

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Narrator Enters: JANE

Good Morning, Ladies!! I hope everyone is

enjoying the retreat so far... Our topic this

year is the “TOTAL WOMAN! Body, Soul and

Spirit.” We’ve searched far and wide to find

someone who embodies this ideal- I’d like to

introduce you to our total woman!!

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Total Woman Enters, Hesitantly: TORI

Gee, I don’t know... Here I am at my 1st

retreat with all these ladies and I feel like a

total fraud!! The Total Woman? What’s that?

I just don’t feel like I have my act together.

My body, soul and spirit always seem to be at

war! I go to church on Sunday and I feel so

spiritual..

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Then I go to work on Monday and the body

takes over: I want to climb to the top at work

so I can make the most money..I want the

things I see in the stores...I want to party and

have fun...Then my soul takes over and I

swing from joy to sorrow at my actions...I

wish there was more harmony in my life....

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Narrator: JANE

Perhaps we were too hasty at choosing our

Total Woman....

Let’s see if we can discover where the

problem is......

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ALL 3- Body, Soul and Spirit

Enter to

“Why Can’t we be Friends??”

(Karen, June, Kris)

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BODY steps forward (Karen)

with “Rocky Theme”

sung or played as BODY exercises, pulls out

mirror from shopping bag and says:

“Looking Good!!”

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RAP:

I am the BODY And I look so fine

Bet you wish You were a friend of mine!

I am the BODY And I like a good time

I go out with my friends

And I’m not home by nine!

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I am the BODY And I like to eat!

But if I eat too much It’ll go to my seat!

(Exercise More!)

I am the BODY, I want what I see

That’s a nice purse! Give it to me!

(Play “Gimmee Dat Ding” as Body steps back....)

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SOUL steps forward (JUNE) with

“Soul Man” played....

and says: “I got Soul...”

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RAP:

I am the SOUL And I have a strong will

Of Emotions and mood swings

I’ve had my fill

I’m grumpy, I’m fearful,

I’m happy, I’m sad

Stay out of my way

You don’t want to see me mad!

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When things are going well I laugh with glee

When things don’t go my way

Silver linings I don’t see

My emotions run wild

They’re hot and they’re cold!

Being out of control Is really getting old!

(Play “FEELINGS” as the Soul steps back...)

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SPIRIT steps forward (KRIS)

with “Every Time I Feel the Spirit” played

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RAP:

I am the Spirit And I pray all day long

From my study of the Bible

I can see (YOU) are wrong!!!!

(Looks at BODY & SOUL)

I work in the church And I sing in the choir

I’m such a good example To be me you should aspire!!

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I always feel holy And righteous and good

I like to tell others To behave like they should!!

I am the Spirit And I’m God’s favorite child

In the Book of Life I know my name is filed!!

(pointing toward BODY & SOUL, says: I don’t think theirs are!!!!)

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ALL 3 - BODY, SOUL AND SPIRIT

BEGIN TO ARGUE:

BODY and SOUL say to SPIRIT: Hey, what makes you think you’re so special???

BODY- I’m the Best!!!!

SOUL - I’m the Best!!!!

SPIRIT- REALLY???? I’m the Best!!!!!

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Narrator (JANE) REVEALS REFEREE SHIRT AND

BLOWS WHISTLE!!!!

“Hold on, you three!!! You are all part of one special creation!! You are supposed to work together!!!

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BODY! - Remember in I Corinthians 6:19-20, we

read "Do you not know that your body is a

temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you,

whom you have received from God? You are

not your own, you were bought at a

price. Therefore honor God with your body."

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And You, SOUL!!!- Emotions are fine, but

don’t you know that it says in Romans 8:6

that “The mind controlled by the sinful

nature is death, but the mind controlled by

the Spirit of Life, is peace.

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What about You, SPIRIT!!!- You’re not the

only one with a God connection!!! It’s not

your job to tear down, but to build up! In

Galatians 5: 22-23 we read- “But the fruit of

the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience,

kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness

and self-control.

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BODY, SOUL, & SPIRIT ALL AT ONCE!!- Hey,

she’s right!!! It’s time we work together in

harmony!! Let’s give it a go—

ALL SING- “Every Time I Feel the Spirit”

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TOTAL WOMAN- TORI- WOW!! So this is what

it really feels like to be a total woman... all 3

parts, Body, Soul & Spirit working together!!

Now I can finally feel like a vessel that God

can use for HIS honor and glory!!!!!!