Randomia

Sherlock Holmes : the tourguide

Ben : 14 year old boy who loves geographyCatherine : 14 year old girl (from the other side of the world) who dreams about traveling Time : aka Bling-Bling guy and so on, the one who has seen it all, above everything but marriedEinstein : in trouble but with a lot of entusiasmNewton : a dreamer and an apple loverDArtagnan : didnt read the script. He thinks he is Don JuanVaraina :a not-scary-enough vampire. A proud and charming descendent of DraculaAngel : just fling around(Apple) : not really alive- suggestion: a sponge-made apple with a speaker in itSCENE ONEThe scene is divided in two parts. On the left side, Catherine is sitting in her garden, near a well and its a beautifull morning. On the right side is Bens bedroom and he is asleep-night. Catherine walks slowly around the well with the spotlight on her.Cath : I wish I could travelWhat a pity that I don't have the money! Whith this coin I can only make a wish. So (she drops the coin in the well ) ,I whish someone would help me meet the greatests physicians! (Cath froses and the spotlight is now on the boy)Ben: No more hot chocolate for me before sleeping! I had the craziest dream... I was traveling in time and space with this weird guy.. was it Superman..? Or Batman..I really can't remember. Anyway, I remember visiting extraordinary places that I only get to know about from my books. However, that's not important, it was just a dream(he sighs). If I could only make a wish...

(a star falls from the ceiling)Ben: (picking it up) Wait a second! Now I CAN make a wish! I wish all i've just dreamed become true!(Sherlock and the Time enter the scene in a car)Sherlock: From the star dust in your hand, I can tell that you summoned me here to make your dream come true. From your messy hair, I can tell you didnt have a peacefull night.( enthusiast) Let's do it again! Come with me! (Sherlock pulls his hand)Ben: But I can't! But...

Sherlock: Oh,yes you can!

Ben: Who's the bling-bling guy in my bedroom?

Sherlock: Oh,him... meet my friend, duke of Hobbyland, lord of timewasters, the Pendulum creator,prince of history, the keeper of the scroll, Cronos jr.I call him Time.He will help us travel.(they get in the car, Time snaps his fingers and they go to Catherines side)Ben: Now,that was cool! We're on the other side of the world in what, like..five seconds? High five! (Time and Ben slap their hands, than Time snaps his fingers)Cath:Who are you? I've got a lipstick and i'm not afraid to use it!

Time: Hei, don't worry, be happy!(singing)Ben: Did she make the same wish? I don't see her star.

Cath : Oh! So this is about my wish!

Sherlock: We'll travel together. Cath, come on board! (they all get in the car) And here we go! First stop, London!SCENE TWO(the background is changing and they stop at Big Ben)Sherlock: Big Ben is the nickname for the great bell of the clock of the north end of the palace of Westminster in London. It was named in honour of Sir Benjamin Hall and his name is inscribed on it.

Cath: Hey look, isn't that Einstein..!?!?Sherlock:(looking through his magnifying glass) I asume he is.

Einstein: Have you got a moment? I need an idea. The other day I was sitting in my lab, working at my new theory, and the inspiration came from nowhere, but then, I realised I don't know much about time. I thought Big Ben could help me... but.... he didn't.

Time: I think I'm your man. Lets have a little talk!(Time snaps his gingers,everybody froses and Time speaks to Einstein)Einstein: So, I'm Albert...

Time: I know who you are.

Einstein: Uhm, I'm now working at a great theory of mine!(proud)Time: I know that too.

Einstein ( angry ) : Ok, ok, than you tell me something about you!

Time: Well, I've got three kids, a fat wife and, oh, did I mention that I'm relative?

Einstein (a bulb is switched on above his head ) : OHHH, THIS MUST BE IT!!!!

(he walks away writing on a piece of paper )

SCENE THREE(Time snaps his fingers again and the car moves on to the next destination.Eiffel tower background.)Sherlock: And now, you can see on the right side the Eiffel Tower.

D'Artagnan: (chasing the bus) Wait forrr me! Wait forrr me! I want to come with you!SCENE FOUR( the bus moves on and they get to the Bran castle)

(During this scene, a vampire girl is trying to scare them)Sherlock: I think you all heard stories about vampires, Dracula, blood thirst and so on. Well, this is were all the stories began. This is Romania, more specificly, the Bran castle. The legend says that a vampire called Dracula lived here in the fiftinth century. His real name was Vlad Tepes and he was a very cruel king known for his sadistic methodes of punishment.

(the vampire tries one last time to scare them)

Sherlock: And now, let's move on!

(the vampire crosses her arms and snorts)Varaina: (to D'artagnan) I like the smell of french blood in the morning! (she is ogling him and gets closer to his neck but he takes her hand and gets on his knees)

D'Artagnan: Who is this extraordinary beautyfull lady?

Varaina: I am the princess of this castle. I am the last one of my kind...Daddy said i'm suposed to scare everyone who comes here but, as you can see, i'm not very good at theese things.

D'Artagnan: Why living here in this dark and cold castle? Come with us around the world and I will teach you lart d'amour! SCENE FIVE(they leave together with the bus and get to the place where Newton stays under the apple tree)

Sherlok: Let's take a lunch break!

(Varaina lays a picnic blanket and gets to the apple tree)Varaina(to DArtagnan): I want the apple, give me the apple, pleaaaaase!(puppy eyes)D'artagnan: Your wish is my command! En garde,you apple! (the apple falls hitting Newton)Newton: Oh! How should I call this weird phenomenon? Newtonity? No.... ISAACHITY!

Cath:(beind ironic) Um, how about gravity?

(bulb above Newtons head)

Newton : good one! (leaves with the apple and Cath after him)

Cath: No! Wait! Ive go a few more questions for you!Ben sneeses and sees some toilet paper attached to Times belt. Takes a piece and blows his nose in it)

Time: Nooooo!, that is important!

Ben: Dude, its only toilet paper!

Time:You fool! That was an ancient scroll on wich it was written the lost incantation that can open the unseen gates of the lost heavenly garden of Earth!

Sherlock & Ben : Teah, sure! And you actually want us to believe you!(Varaina takes the toilet paper and starts reading)

Varaina: O caput mortuum impero tibi per vivium Serpentem. Kerub impero tibi per Adam. Aquila impero tibi per alas Tauri. Serpens impero tibi per Angelum el Leonem. (while she reads the background changes with Heavens Garden and an angel trows glitter all over the place. On the background DArtagnan and Varaina are cuddlin while Newton caresses his apple)

Ben: Whats happening?

Sherlock: May I present you the place where the very first toilet-paper factory in the world was built! The historical antrepeneur Bill Gates started as..

Time: No, dude, trust me, this is Heaven!!

DArtagnan: (to Varaina) Je taimes!

Varaina: How do you say Me too in French?

DArtagnan: Moi aussi.

(Newton looks at his apple with sad eyes; the apple becomes alive.)

Apple: I love you!

Newton: Moi aussi!

(the angel trows glitter in sherlocks face and he starts coughting )

Sherlock: Well, this heaven its not al all what I expected!(Sherlock leaves the scene and Time touches Bens shoulder)Time: And now its time to take you home..come on, boy!

(Time snaps his fingers and everyone froses: DArtagnan with a funny face with his lips kissing the air, Varaina being ashamed , and Newton with a happy face kissing the apple. The backgroung is changing with Bens room. He gets up.)

Ben (stretching): No more hot chocolate for me..wait..Ive got this weird deja-vu feeling.. (he sees glitter on his hand and the toilet paper on his pillow)

Ben: If that was real..that means that..DREAMS CAN COME TRUE!

~THE END~