Quotes

By :Tash

Contents

Beautiful Quotes

Witty Quotes

Funny Quotes

Love Quotes

Sorrow, Sadness

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Beautiful Quotes

Tears

DR.Seuss

“Don‟t Cry because it‟s over, smile because it happened.”

Paulo Coelho

“Tears are words that need to be written.”

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not

make you cry.”

Beautiful

Brandi Snyder

“To the world you may be one person, but to one person you

may be the world.”

• Anon

• “ A million words would not bring you back, I know

because I‟ve tried. Neither would a million tears, I know

because I‟ve cried.”

Witty

Witty

Groucho Marx

“I never forget a face, but in your case I‟ll be glad to make

an exception.”

Ashleigh Brilliant

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your

absence.”

Witty

• Anon

• “Never argue with an idiot they will drag you down to

their level and beat you with experience.”

• Albert Einstein

• Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity:

and I‟m not sure about the universe.”

Funny

Funny

• Will Rogers

• The quickest way to fold your money is to fold it and put

it back in your pocket.”

• Steven Weinberg

• “Graduation speech: “I‟d like to thank the

internet,google,Wikipedia,Microsoft Word, and copy and

paste.”

Funny

• Tommy Cooper

• “Last night I dreamed I ate a ten pound marshmallow

and when I woke up the pillow was gone.”

• Anon

• “Crime doesn‟t pay, does that mean my job is a crime?”

Funny

Anon

What happens if you get scared to death twice?

Anon

“People who think they know everything are a great

annoyance to those who do.”

Funny

• Steven Wright

• “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people

appear bright until they speak.”

• Larry Hardiman

• “The word politics is derived from the word, „poly.”

meaning many and the word, „ticks,” meaning blood

sucking parasites.”

Funny

• Anon

• “When people cut you down or talk behind your back,

remember they took time out of their pathetic lives to think

about you.”

• Anon

• “Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so

much.”

Love

Love

• Blaise Pascal

• “ The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.”

• Plato

• “At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.”

• Erich Segal

• “Love means never having to say sorry.”

Love

• Robert Bridges

“So sweet love seemed that April morn

When first we kissed beside the thorn

So strangely sweet, it was not strange

We thought that love could never change.”

Love

• William Blake

“Never seek to tell thy love

Love that never told can be

For the gentle wind does move

Silently, invisibly.”

Sorrow, Sadness

Sorrow, Sadness

• Sir James Matthew Barrie

• “To die will be an awfully big adventure.”

• Edward Fitzgerald

• “One thing is certain the rest is lies, The flower that once

has blown forever dies.”

Sir Elton John

“Your candle burned and long before your legend did.”

Sorrow, Sadness

• Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

• “There is no grief like the grief which does not speak.”

• William Shakespeare (Romeo and Juliet)

• “Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow.

That I shall say good night till it be morrow.”

Thank You